User:SleepDeprivedAnon

The proud manager of /y/

Manager Record

Type of Match	Wins	Draw	Loss
Official	7	4	5
Invitational	6	1	2

Personal Infomation

Skype: Daniel Obradovic (SDA)

E-mail: Dan12344dan12344dan@hotmail.com

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6yZYxBVGXI

Quote 1: Use my Tight Arse...formation.

Quote 2: Lady luck, guide me please.

Quote 3: THIRD OR BUST!

Quote 4: Nothin' Doin'

Roster

Hall Of Fame

Retired

Reserve

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

Starting 11

N°	Position	Name	Picture	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Footedness	Playing Style	Cards
69	GK	Denied Pleasure		There is nothing worst then wanting to come inside the defence... only to be shut down by this player.	180cm	72kg	Right	Offensive Goalkeeper	Goalkeeper Long Throw
19	CB	Yaranaika		His pre-game "Shall We Do It?" talks are famous across the lands.	186cm	80kg	Right	Extra Frontman	Long Range Drive First-Time Shot Captaincy Acrobatic Finishing Long Ranger
33	CB	Kawaii Neko ~*~		Kittyboys are a vast part of /y/ history. Whether it be for the right reasons like being extremely hot, or the wrong ones, like being a furry. Has one of the largest support base of any /y/ player.	180cm	99kg	Right	The Instigator	—
88	CB	Hypnosis Rape		Making his way from the Halloween Squad, Hypnosis Rape gets underneath the skin and minds of players and fans alike. If your favourite striker just missed an open net, fair chance his under this guys spell.	182cm	72cm	Right	The Instigator	—
47	RB	Yaoi Accessories		He sells yaoi, and yaoi accessories.	189cm	79kg	Right	Offensive Full-Back	One-Touch Pass
4	LB	Sea Turtle		Try not to get too turned off shooting in his presence.	205cm	124kg	Left	Offensive Full-Back	One-Touch Pass
10	DMF	My Begging Bottom		How can you say "no" to that face?	182cm	53kg	Right	Anchor Man	Pinpoint Crossing
26	CMF	Experimental Fetish		Not afraid to try new things, Experimental Fetish has become the brains on and off the pitch. If the team is 2 goals down with 5 minutes to go, this guy always has a plan, no matter how crazy it sounds.	185cm	75kg	Right	Box-To-Box	Weighted Pass Long Ball Expert
5	AMF	Black		Offence, Defence, Uke, Seme, Black plays many roles and all of them excellently. When not becoming the very best like no-one ever was, riding ferris wheels or using his fancy footwork off the pitch, Black is one of /y/'s all time top scorers and assistants.	165cm	63kg	Right	Hole Player	First-Time Shot One-Touch Pass Acrobatic Finishing
7	SS	Ramen Yaoi		Can Ramen be Yaoi? His oodles of noodles allow him to be all over the pitch at once constricting the offence and squirming through defences. I guess I will have to show you then who does your noodles belong to. Ss..Sempai!, wh..what are you doing w..with that water!?, n..no! s..stop! I.. I will spill out!, ah!	190cm	80kg	Left	Goal Poacher	First-Time Shot One-Touch Pass Acrobatic Finishing
9	CF	Delete Your Missfire		Hey newfag! DELETE YOUR MISFIRES! If you want porn, post porn. Happy Fapping.	194kg	84kg	Right	Fox In The Box	Long Range Drive First-Time Shot Acrobatic Finishing Long Ranger

Subs

N°	Position	Name	Picture	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Footedness	Playing Style	Cards
23	GK	Shungiku Nakamura		The "Crown Daisy" is mostly known for being the creator of Junjou Romantica, but in her spare time, Shungiku Nakamura has earned her place as the only female player in the squad, the second in the clubs history. Not a stranger for being under pressure in stressful situations, Shungiku hopes to show the world that there is a place for women in the team, even if she has to get a little dirty herself.	195cm	61kg	Left	Defensive Goalkeeper	—
15	GK	Page 15 Save		When all has been abandoned, when nobody is left to contribute, there is always one man sitting, waiting, watching. Page 15 Save lurks patiently until the last moment to bump his thread and make sure that nobody deletes his 87 image reposts of Homestuck or some shit like that.	185cm	88kg	Right	N/A	—
2	CB	Pit		When not spending his time with Palutena's army, he hangs around the pitch ready to help out the team in any way he can....and he means ANY way...	175cm	64kg	Right	The Instigator	—
18	CB	Might		A student of the Silver Training School, Might just wants to find out where his best friend Adonis is. However, his "touchy" companions have left him all flustered, so hes spending his "relaxation" time here. Surely it won't be any gayer?	175cm	79kg	Left	The Instigator	One-Touch Pass
16	CB	Nagisa Hazuki	File:NSFW Nagisa Hazuki.jpg	A player who has swapped his swimming trunks for football shorts, Nagaisa isn't afraid to be wet, (and in more ways then one) to get the job done.	175cm	55kg	Left	The Instigator	—
17	RB	Hotalia		When hes not in war rooms "defusing" situations, Hotalia likes to take his "people skills" on the pitch, which results him swerving past the competition. When there is conflict, Hotalia is always not too far off.	180cm	78kg	Right	Offensive Full-Back	One-Touch Pass
24	LB	FrostCup		The coldest/coolest top and bottom paring since the Lich King and Bolvar Fordragon, FrostCup has shown to many that no kind of organised attack can penetrate this kind of love.	170cm	87kg	Right	Offensive Full-Back	One-Touch Pass
55	RMF	Fucktoys		Fucktoys is often helpless as the opposition toys around with him in the defence. He secretly enjoys it though. Many people question his true motives as a part of the /y/ offence.	186cm	83kg	Right	Solid Player	—
43	LMF	Drawfaggotory		There are just certain moments where you have to think, "what sort of downie wannabe artist would even come up with that? The arms stick out at funny angles, why is there so much cum, dicks aren't that big, that's not even a boy..."	186cm	83kg	Left	Solid Player	—
21	AMF	Link		Whether it be blowing the offence away with his Deku Nuts or pounding the opposition with his Megaton Hammer, or blowing Ocarina's, Link is a key player in the /y/ defence and offence.	174cm	83kg	Right	Creative Playmaker	Super-Sub Acrobatic Finishing
11	RWF	The Dick		How can you not know about THE dick? I mean, it's so famous, just ask anyone on the street about him.	180cm	81kg	Right	Prolific Winger	—
13	LWF	I Sooo Need It		Whether it be about the perfect husbando, or that goal needed to put us in front, I Sooo Need it will be the only thing /y/ fans beg for when its game day.	180cm	81kg	Left	Prolific Winger	—

Reserves

N°	Position	Name	Picture	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Footedness	Playing Style	Cards
12	GK	Translavetors		How can I fap to this if I don't know what they are saying?	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA
39	GK	Rock Hard		It's impossible how many goals this guy can save, but that's only because he's all ready "Rock Hard", and in more ways then one.	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA
99	GK	No, Thank You!		Set to be the most hype boy love game for 2014, No, Thank You! will let down players in more ways then one.	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA
14	CB	Sora		Probably one of the most famous players on the team, Sora has just recently finished his time with Disney Interactive Studios. Known for being able to get out of any tight spot, Sora has lend his fellow Husbando's a hand in one of the most difficult positions available for the team. Good thing he likes to get close and personal.	175cm	76kg	Right	Offensive Full-Back	One-Touch Pass
81	CB	Butt Pirate		He be digging that booty, if only he didn't wonder why his rodger is so jolly?	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA
52	CB	Kousuke Seto		With eye's like that, fans have often wondered why Kousuke isn't up front taking shots for goal. Apparently he likes to have his eyes drawn elsewhere.	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA
3	RB	Ass Effect		We'll bang ok?	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA
6	LB	TimKon		I guess you could say this player is SUPER gay...	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA
22	DMF	Baka Bara		Damn it Bara. I-it's not like I like your pecs or anything...Baka	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA
46	CMF	Used And Abused		DESCRIPTION	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA
49	CMF	Date And Penetrate		The kinder, younger brother of Hate And Penetrate is looking to make his debut	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA
66	CMF	Rim And Fin		What ever you do, don't shake his hands.	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA
75	AMF	My Bishōnen		One of the more popular rookies in the team, My Bishōnen is looking to prove that he is in fact, the most important thing to the world, not to just one fan.	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA
97	RWF	I'm Cumming		A player known for only shining once or twice a match, I'm Cumming looks to prove those moments will be the best the fans have ever seen.	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA
48	LWF	Cum In My Pants		At least this guy comes with directions.	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA
37	SS	Angstory		>Korean Comic >Onii-Chan	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA
32	CF	Mastication Masturbation		Known for his big mouth, Mastication Masturbation is the new rookie striker set to take the the 4chan cup by storm.	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	PREF FOOT	PLAYING STYLE	— TBA

Retired

N°	Position	Name	Picture	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Footedness	Playing Style	Cards
80	GK	Blow Job Thread		A new addition to the team. Blow Jobs has many different styles and approaches to his job, but it always ends with the same result: A hot and sticky mess to be cleaned up. Left the team to spend time with Footjob Thread.	161cm	68kg	Left	—	—
8	CB	Spiderman		The great divide between yaoi and comics were broken as Spiderman and his fetish for being tied up with web became the hottest thing since The Human Torch. Retired due to "personal" film commitments.	188cm	88kg	Right	—	—
28	CB	Anal Rape		After losing the ability to sit down comfortably, Anal Rape has often been the last line between the oppositions pleasure and the defences... rape. Should you be faced with the task of bypassing the /y/ defence, well... prepare your anus. Let go by the team due to pending criminal charges.	187cm	87kg	Left	—	—
25	LB	Yaoi Hands		"MY ART IS SEXY!" NO ITS NOT! Quit the team to spend more time with Yaoi Anatomy.	184cm	98kg	Left	—	—
44	RB	Footjob Thread		Known to work exceptionally well with fellow midfielder Black, Footjob Thread is part of the newer generation of /y/ players being called up after the various actors and moviestars of the original team walked out on pay demands, playing on one condition: Don't wash his socks. Left the team to spend time with Blow Job Thread.	190cm	91kg	Right	—	—
54	DMF	Object Head		How does that thing even move? Oh...it doesn't...guess that is why he was fired.	153cm	76kg	Right	—	—
36	LMF	>Shota >Legal		His favourite things are Vocaloid, Pokemon and South Park. He doesn't care if he's not allowed to like it, if it makes him a pedophile, if it's not legal on /y/, he'll do anything to get what he wants, except play when he got find out by the internet police.	166cm	68kg	Left	—	—
27	RMF	Evangelion		Many people consider ShinjixKaworu as canon. The manager doesn't. So Evangelion quit the club.	195cm	96kg	Right	—	—
31	AMF	Not Gay To Like Traps		Fired for being homophobic.	171cm	79kg	Right	—	—
38	AMF	Not A Trap		That is, in fact, a real girl. Left the team to go under gender reassignment surgery.	176cm	67kg	Right	—	—
77	LWF	Pinhead		We know nothing about this player...Google him if you want, you would probably find out about his skill on the pitch.	200cm	100kg	Left	—	—
64	LWF	In Your Heart		The /y/ board of directors decided to get together and vote on players to replace the ones who were retiring, sadly only one person had the time to vote from the orgy and they had chosen this player. Weather he does well or not is up to the future. Retired from squad due to personal commitments.	160cm	77kg	Left	—	—
51	RWF	Yaoi Anatomy		Teamed up with Yaoi hands in the midfield. With his short stature and oversized body, he is an iron midfielder and impassable without artistic talent. Retired due to injury.	187cm	81kg	Right	—	—
41	RWF	Yaoi I...		Leaving people speachless since 1999. Left the team to pursue a career in Art.	182cm	84kg	Right	—	—
73	CF	Caught In The Act		Hates the paparazzi that follow the team and just wants to be left alone. He has no choice really. He's always in the middle of something when they want to get a hold of him. Left the team due to personal commitments.	163cm	96kg	Left	—	—

Hall Of Fame

N°	Position	Name	Picture	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Footedness	Playing Style	Cards
1	GK	Bondage General		Bondage General is often tied up with other commitments, but when he does take the pitch, he is known for being on of the most efficient goalkeepers in the cup. Famous for his skill as a one on one specialist, not even the best of medal players could put one pass "The General Of The Net". Having been officially rewarded as the 3rd best keeper in the 2013 season, and with age finally catching up to him, Bondage General has finally stepped down as star keeper for /y/, hanging up the gloves once and for all.	195cm	91kg	Right	—	—
34	SW	Not Yaoi		Questions have been raised about her eligibility for the team and have often told her that she should be playing for /cm/, She told them to get fucked. Known for being the last line in defence for /y/ during the DragonFag Era, she was well known for catching even the fastest of medal players. Not Yaoi was the first Vice Captain for the team during her later playing career. Having played for /y/ for 2 years, she has retired due to age.	175cm	86kg	Right	—	—