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Roster
Roster under construction, feel free to make suggestions on the talk page or contact me directly.
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| Universal Healthcare | Oh no, my feelings are hurt. Let me go to the doctor so he can check them for free |
| Multiculturalism | >It's our national identity |
| The CHAD Metric System | Imagine using Imperial like some sort of third world country |
| Residential Schools | Because Canada tried to eradicate the natives too |
| Tim Horton's | Formerly the best coffee chain (thanks Burger King) |
| SweatingCanadian.jpg | +10C |
| Hudson's Bay Company | Over 400 year old fur trading company turned clothing store |
| 202,000km of Coastline | Get on our level, coastlets |
| Don Cherry | WATCH THIS HERE |
| ANAL | Conveniently placed shirt text |
| >A FUCKING LEAF | This thread is going a little too well for my liking |
| DUDE, LEGAL WEED | Imagine not having legal weed |
| Justin Trudope | The walking vagina himself |
| Poutine | The most patrician way to eat fries |
| Maple Nigger | Syrup sucking faggot |
| Peacekeeper | Still cleaning up the fucking mess in Afghanistan |
| TWO TIME WORLD WAR CHAMPS | Oh it's true, it's damn true |
| >the absolute state of Canadian NHL teams | >vaughncouver >oilels >shames >jest >laffs >hasb >snes |
| America is Canada's Pants | Florida is the benis |
| >Canadian """Premier""" League | Brand new domestic league = premier, yes |
| Toronto Raptors 2019 NBA Champs | >letting the single fucking leaf team in the league win the championship >the absolute golden state |
| Nation of Hockey | Simply and consistently the best at icepunch |
| Stormtrooper | What the piss-scared Krauts called Canadian WWI Soldiers |
Match Record
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| TBD, 2019 |  /TBD/
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Multinational Bowl 4 | TBD | TBD |
| TBD, 2019 | /TBD/
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Multinational Bowl 4 | TBD | TBD |
| TBD, 2019 | /TBD/
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Multinational Bowl 4 | TBD | TBD |
Export
Multinational Bowl 4
- Tactical Export - Soon™
- Aesthetic Export - Soon™