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"The best care anywhere"
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Founded 17 September 1972 Manager Gene Reynolds Owner CBS and 20th Century Fox Television IRL manager MINUSFIVESTARS Team colors Chat color Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Captain "Hawkeye" Pierce Website /mash/ - M*A*S*H Nickname The Medics
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Suicide is Painless Goal horn Kill 'Em Galop
Kits

These are the finest medics one could ask for in the time of war and unbalanced peace. On the field of virtual divegrass all's fair in love and cheap food one eats after performing a 14-hour surgery shift.

No. Position Player 41   GK ATTENTION ALL PERSONAL!! 34   LB Size Section 8 32   CB Fr. Mulcahy 11   CB Fingerpost 3   RB The Swamp 39   DMF Major Disaster 42   CMF Major Culture 37   CMF Hot Lips 9   AMF Shot Over the Sea of Japan 15   SS Col. Potter 1   CF Capt. "Hawkeye" Pierce

No. Position Player 8   GK Nurse Kellye 47   CB Try the Cottage Cheese 43   CB "Choppers..." 44   LB Camp Loan Shark 75   LB Totally Not a Shoot Against Vietnam 18   DMF Maj. Sidney Freedman 125   DMF Goodbye, Farewell, Amen 97   DMF 97% Casualty Survival Rate 40   CMF Hawkeye's Distill 48   CMF >48 Hour Work Shift 33   CMF Discharged Spinoff 20   LMF B.J. Hunnicutt