/tv/ League IV

/tv/ League IV: A NEW HOPE
Tournament details
Host board	/gk/
Dates	7–9 14–16 October
Teams	16
Final positions
Champion	/babylon/
Runner-up	/gate/
Third	/topgear/
Fourth	/rlmbotw/
Tournament statistics Matches 32 Goals scored 109 (3.41 per match) Top scorer(s) 8 Goals Goold Fucking Shits Top assister(s) 8 Assists The Ruse Train Sad Little Life of Jane Carter Whacko Jacko Lt. Fick Naomi Watts Golden Glove 20 Saves Cameron Mitchell Best player 4 MotM awards Goold Fucking Shits Yellow cards 11 (0.34 per match) Red cards 0 (0 per match)
/tv/ League III
/tv/ League IV: A NEW HOPE
/tv/ League V

/tv/ League IV: A NEW HOPE will be the fourth PES tournament hosted by /tv/. Teams representing /tv/ generals, as well as popular films, shows, and sitcoms will compete to become the fourth /tv/ League champion. 16 teams will duke it out for the ultimate prize - the place on the team for a year!

Rules

Patch

Rigetti 0.06.4 Compiled: [1]

Format

1. /tv/ league will be played using PES 2021
2. Team should consist of 23 players with 6 of them being medal players in the following configuration: GGSSS(S) where (S) is a benched Silver that can be at any moment subbed in, but the number of medals on the field needs to be equal to 5. The required number of GKs is 1
3. Team can be managed, autopilot or requested to be given tactics by the Wheel of the worst.
4. It would be highly preferable if one manager actively manages one team.
5. Aesthetics are welcomed (PLEASE DO THEM)
6. The prize is a place on the /tv/ team for a chosen player(manager/caretaker choice) of the winning team for the period of one year, after which he will be again included in the polls.

Team players

THESE ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE ON COURTESY OF /admin/ SUGGESTIONS

1. Stats: 99 for Golds, 88 for Silvers, 77 for Regulars/GKs
2. Trick Cards are defined by the regular regular cup rules.
3. 2 free COM Cards for Golds, 1 free COM Card for Silver
4. 5 Skill cards for Golds, 4 for Silvers, 3 for normals, 2 for GKs
5. 4 Trick cards for Golds, 3 for Silvers, 2 for normals, 1 for GK
6. Capitanacy is a free card for the captain (as usual)
7. All players 175cm and below in height may have their Weak Foot Usage and Weak Foot Accuracy settings set to any amount. For non-medal players 180 cm and above, their usage and accuracy stats are both capped at 2.
8. All medal players may have their Weak Foot Usage and Weak Foot Accuracy settings set to any amount regardless of height.
9. All players are allowed to have a lower Attacking Prowess and/or Defensive Prowess, but not higher.
10. The Form setting is set to 8 for medal players, and 4 for the remaining regular players .
11. The Injury Resistance setting is set to 3 for medals and 1 for non-medals.
12. Injury resistance can be set lower than it's intended value (8 for medals, 4 for non-medals)
13. Outfield players may have 1 less (non-free) card in exchange for an additional player position set to 'A'. There is no limit to the amount of non-free cards that can be traded for extra 'A' positions. Extra 'A' positions may not be 'GK.'
14. Weak Foot Accuracy/Usage are the same as the regular cup ones

Height Rules

There are two options managers have for distributing team heights, named for their traditional colouring in height charts.

1. The "green" heights, giving more total height:
   1. Five players of height exactly 191cm.
   2. Five players of height exactly 185cm.
   3. Seven players of height exactly 180cm.
   4. Six players of height exactly 175cm.
2. The "red" heights, giving bonuses to shorter players:
   1. Ten players which are either:
      1. Outfield players of height exactly 185cm.
      2. Goalkeepers of height exactly 189cm.
   2. Seven players of height exactly 180cm.
   3. Six players of height exactly 175cm, with all players receiving a +5 bonus to all stats.
3. The six players that are 199cm (if using the green height system) and the six players that are 175cm (regardless of height system) may be set to lower (194-198cm or 155-174cm) heights, but they still count as 199cm or 175cm for height brackets and their "lost" cm cannot be used to make other players taller.
   1. Players who are 175cm may also have one additional card.
4. Players of height 175cm and below may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy and weak foot usage.

#	Height Advantage	Total Height (cm)
5x	191cm	950cm	Gold players in this category receive a -4 stat reduction in all stats Silver players in this category receive a -2 stat reduction in all stats
5x	185cm	925cm	If GK, increase height to 189cm
7x	180cm	1080cm
6x	175cm	1050cm	Players in this category may use 1 additional card Players in this category may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy/usage
	Total Height	4190cm

#	Stat Advantage	Total Height (cm)
10x	185cm	1850cm	If GK, increase height to 189cm
7x	180cm	1260cm
6x	175cm	1050cm	All players in this category receive a +5 stat boost in all stats Players in this category may use 1 additional card Players in this category may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy/usage
	Total Height	4160cm

Sign Ups

•  /lynch/ GET REAL! Suule (talk) 21:00 22 August 2022(UTC)
  
•  /topgear/ I was the first to arrive Blinky (talk) 20:58, 22 August 2022 (UTC)
•  /gk/ I'll tell you who the real fuckin' retard is: It's that Saddam Hussein! We already kicked his ass once, and what does he do? He spends the next 10 fucking years pissing us off even more! Seigmann (talk) 21:01, 22 August 2022 (UTC)
•  /bbc/ Not what you'd expect, but the way they cast shows lately it may as well be CollieBro (talk) 21:04, 22 August 2022 (UTC)
•  /mash/ "ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL! IT'S TIME TO JUMP OUT OF THE FRYING PAN OF SUMMER AND INTO THE FIRE OF A SCORCHED EARTH THAT IS THE O.R., IMMEDIATELY!!" MINUSFIVESTARS (talk) 21:05, 22 August 2022 (UTC)
•  /chavo/ Fue sin querer queriendo Alexl7l (talk) 21:08, 22 August 2022 (UTC)
•  /yellowsub/ Leaving port to set sail in the sea of green once again DKD (talk) 21:12, 22 August 2022 (UTC)
•  /007/ Late memory of Sean Connery Zilyana
•  /cops/ We got reports of a potential drug trafficking ring at a soccer tournament. All available units please respond. Old Man Sou (talk)
•  /babylon/ >he actually thought there was gold in that train sgbong (talk)
•  /rlmbotw/ A shameless Mystery Science Theater rip-off created by a bunch of talentless hacks, frauds, and Rich Evans. Kizzy (talk) 23:03, 22 August 2022 (UTC)
•  /mst3k/ A shameless Best of the Worst rip-off created by a bunch of talentless hacks, frauds, and Joel Hodgeson DrDtroit (talk) 01:22, 23 August 2022 (UTC)
•  /gate/ "Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up." Potatotron (talk) 03:47, 23 August 2022 (UTC)
•  /soyuz/ Just rewatched 17 moments of spring, absolute classic V (talk) 17:57, 23 August 2022 (UTC)
•  /sharpe/ You know what makes a good striker? 3 shots to the minute, in any weather. SleepDeprivedAnon (talk) 04:08, 24 August 2022 (UTC)
•  /tgtb&tu/ One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six. Perfect number. HarryEnfield (talk) 04:17, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Backups

•  /starwars/ S-O-LO S-O-LO Suule (talk) 23:28 24 August 2022(UTC)
•  /mwc/ Al Bundy, 4 Own Goals in a single game. JohnnyGoldstar (talk) 15:57, 25 August 2022 (UTC)

Group Stage

Group A

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/rlmbotw/	3	3	0	0	8	5	3	9
/cops/	3	2	0	1	5	3	2	6
/gk/	3	1	0	2	7	5	2	3
/sharpe/	3	0	0	3	3	10	-7	0

8 October 2022	/gk/	5–0	/sharpe/
17:00	Godfather  9' Iceman  39', 48' Lt. Fick  89', 90+4'			Battleship Bismarck Attendance: 110

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8 October 2022	/rlmbotw/	2–1	/cops/
17:40	Rich Evans  68' Hack  76'		15' Florida Man	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 120

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9 October 2022	/gk/	1–2	/rlmbotw/
17:00	Lt. Fick  6'		49' Fraud  82' Rich Evans	Battleship Bismarck Attendance: 102

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9 October 2022	/sharpe/	0–1	/cops/
17:40			86' Domestic Dispute	The Colosseum Attendance: 104

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15 October 2022	/rlmbotw/	4–3	/sharpe/
17:00	Macaulay Culkin Guest Stars  7' Hack  33', 90+3' Fraud  76' Rich Evans  49'		21', 72' God Save Ireland  90+0' Richard "Dick" Sharpe	CIA Meemorial Stadium

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15 October 2022	/cops/	3–1	/gk/
17:40	Search  28', 39' Get On The Ground  84' Search  33'		45+1' Iceman  89' Ripped Fuel  90+1' Encino Man	CIA Meemorial Stadium

Group B

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/babylon/	3	2	0	1	6	4	2	6
/topgear/	3	1	1	1	2	2	0	4
/starwars/	3	1	1	1	4	6	-2	4
/mst3k/	3	1	0	2	4	4	0	3

8 October 2022	/babylon/	1–0	/topgear/
18:20	Lotte  10'			CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 111

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8 October 2022	/starwars/	2–1	/mst3k/
19:00	Allah Gold  66' Mr. Speaker D  90+4'		56' Keep Circulating the Tapes	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 111

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9 October 2022	/babylon/	4–1	/starwars/
18:20	The Ruse Train  32' Lotte  54' Gereon  63', 67'		45+5' Hello there	Commiesseum Attendance: 108

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9 October 2022	/topgear/	1–0	/mst3k/
19:00	Great News!  61'			Daytona Beach Attendance: 106

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15 October 2022	/starwars/	1–1	/topgear/
18:20	I'm Solo  5'		90+1' Rimac Concept One	Orbital Ring Stadium

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15 October 2022	/mst3k/	3–1	/babylon/
19:00	CROOOOW  38' Tom Servo  69', 84' Deputy Sheriff Thomas Jefferson Geronimo  53'		62' Gereon	Orbital Ring Stadium

Group C

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/bbc/	3	2	1	0	8	4	4	7
/lynch/	3	1	1	1	7	4	3	4
/chavo/	3	1	1	1	3	5	-2	4
/mash/	3	0	1	2	1	6	-5	1

8 October 2022	/mash/	1–2	/bbc/
19:40	Majopr Culture  22'		38' The Absolute State of /who/  64' Loicense Fee	Battleship Bismarck Attendance: 112

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8 October 2022	/lynch/	1–2	/chavo/
20:20	Agent Cooper  34' Naomi Watts  11' Rabbits  86'		5', 86' El Chavo	The Void Attendance: 110

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9 October 2022	/mash/	0–4	/lynch/
19:40	Hot Lips  90+0'		24', 75' Agent Cooper  65' The Cowboy  83' Naomi Watts	Zuikaku Attendance: 106

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9 October 2022	/bbc/	4–1	/chavo/
20:20	Loicense Fee  37', 60', 66' Sad Little Life of Jane  85'		54' El Chavo	Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium Attendance: 106

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15 October 2022	/lynch/	2–2	/bbc/
19:40	The Cowboy  5' Agent Cooper  25'		41' Loicense Fee  49' The Absolute State of /who/	The Void

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15 October 2022	/chavo/	0–0	/mash/
20:20				CIA Meemorial Stadium

Group D

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/gate/	3	2	0	1	8	6	2	6
/007/	3	2	0	1	8	6	2	6
/mwc/	3	1	1	1	5	6	-1	4
/soyuz/	3	0	1	2	3	6	-3	1

8 October 2022	/gate/	4–2	/007/
21:00	Goold Fucking Shits  29', 45+0', 90+4' Indeed  51'		55' 4 Directors  61' Octopussy  90+0' Octopussy	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 106

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8 October 2022	/soyuz/	1–1	/mwc/
21:40	Yuri Nikulin  52'		79' Steve the Forest Ranger	Commiesseum Attendance: 105

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9 October 2022	/gate/	3–2	/soyuz/
21:00	Carter  11' Goold Fucking Shits  24', 39'		50', 57' Dr. Livesey	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 101

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9 October 2022	/007/	4–2	/mwc/
21:40	I Hate being James Bond  34', 38', 80' 4 Directors  59'		41', 74' Al Bundy	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 99

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15 October 2022	/soyuz/	0–2	/007/
21:00			11' Octopussy  15' Your Hippos Look Famished, Mr Bond	Commiesseum Attendance: 98

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15 October 2022	/mwc/	2–1	/gate/
21:40	Al Bundy  45+1' Yes Ma'am  83'		15' Whacko Jacko	Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Attendance: 98

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals

 /rlmbotw/

3

 /007/

0

 /babylon/

2

 /lynch/

1

 /bbc/

0

 /topgear/

2

 /gate/

1

 /cops/

0

Semi-finals

 /rlmbotw/

2

 /babylon/

3

 /topgear/

1

 /gate/

5

Final

 /babylon/

2

 /gate/

1

Third Place Match

 /rlmbotw/

1

 /topgear/

3

Quarter-finals

16 October 2022	/rlmbotw/	3–0	/007/
17:00	Hack  9', 13' Fraud  65'			CIA Meemorial Stadium

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16 October 2022	/babylon/	2–1	/lynch/
17:40	Gereon  49' Son Take your Meds and go to your Room  61'		29' Agent Cooper	Commienesium

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16 October 2022	/bbc/	0–2	/topgear/
18:20			19' Great News!  71' SPEEEEEEEEEEEED AND POWEEEEEEEEER!	CIA Meemorial Stadium

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16 October 2022	/gate/	1–0	/cops/
19:00	Goold Fucking Shits  36' Penis Gun  31'			Orbital Ring Stadium

Semi-finals

16 October 2022	/rlmbotw/	2–3	/babylon/
19:40	Hack  37' Rich Evans  59' Shoji Tabuchi  88'		14' Gereon  24' Lotte  66' Criminology Autism	CIA Meemorial Stadium

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16 October 2022	/topgear/	1–5	/gate/
20:20	Great News!  57'		15' Apophis  20', 55' Goold Fucking Shits  49' Replicarter  82' Whacko Jacko	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 105

Third Place Match

16 October 2022	/rlmbotw/	1–3	/topgear/
21:00	Fraud  70'		15' SPEEEEEEEEEEEED AND POWEEEEEEEEER!  39' Great News!  45+2' Some Say	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 111

Final

16 October 2022	/babylon/	2–1	/gate/
21:40	Lotte  10', 55'		57' Whacko Jacko	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 108

Statistics

Main article: /tv/ League IV statistics

Team Awards

Award	Team
Team of the Tournament	/babylon/
Most Improved Team	/gate/
Underdog/Surprise of the Tournament	/topgear/
Best Kits	/sharpe/
Best Model	Hammond, you tiny man!
Best Overall Aesthetics	/rlmbotw/
Best Anthem	/topgear/
Best Goalhorn	/cops/ - Go Cops
Best Chants	/cops/ &  /starwars/
Match of the Tournament	/rlmbotw/ vs  /sharpe/
Biggest Upset	/cops/ killing  /gk/ once again showing that the militarization of the police is not something to be joked about.

Player Awards

Award	Player	Score
Golden Boot	/gate/ Goold Fucking Shits	8
Golden Ball	/gk/ Lt. Fick  /lynch/ Naomi Watts  /bbc/ Sad Little Life Of Jane  /gate/ Carter  /gate/ Whacko Jacko  /babylon/ Ruse Train	3
Golden Glove	/rlmbotw/ Cameron Mitchell	15

Final Rankings

1.  /babylon/
2.  /gate/
3.  /topgear/
4.  /rlmbotw/

5.  /lynch/
6.  /cops/
7.  /bbc/
8.  /007/

9.  /starwars/
10.  /chavo/
11.  /mwc/
12.  /gk/

12.  /mst3k/
14.  /soyuz/
15.  /mash/
16.  /sharpe/

Exports

Deadline: Tactical: 1st of October 23:59:00 UTC Aesthetic: 2nd of October 23:59:00 UTC

/lynch/ - Invitational 1

• Tactical
• Aesthetics
• Music

/bbc/ - Invitational 2

• Tactical
• Aesthetics
• Music

/gk/ - Invitational 3

• Tactical Godfather says: Tempo Tempo Tempo
• Aesthetics NEVER EVER BRING CHARMS INTO THIS VEHICLES AGAIN
• Music CUZ I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY

/cops/ - Invitational 4

• Tactical
• Aesthetics
• Music

/mst3k/ - Invitational 5

• Tactical Plays like a Francis Coleman movie screens
• Aesthetics And looks as good as Joe Don Baker acts
• Music NINJA THEME SONG
• Pastebin What do you think, sirs?

/mwc/ - Invitational 6

• Tactical The Polk High Classic Tactics
• Aesthetics NO MA'AM unite
• Music Fresh Polk High Music
• Pastebin NO MA'AM team meeting #2

/007/ - Invitational 7

• Tactical: mission objectives taken from your fallen 00 agent
• Aesthetics: a new suit for the gathering
• Music: music to dance and kill to

/babylon/ - Invitational 8

• Tactical The actual source of Gereon's trauma in the war
• Aesthetics was not his combat experience but seeing
• Music a horse in the trenches

/topgear/ - Invitational 9

• Tactical: Winner of the Golden Cock
• Aesthetic: Hammerhead I-Eagle Thrust images
• Music: 300 hours of Hammond being short jokes

/starwars/ - Invitational 10

• Tactical
• Aesthetics
• Music

/sharpe/ - Invitational 11

• Tactical : Export
• Aesthetics : Aesthetics
• Music : Music

/soyuz/ - Invitational 12

• Tactical: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDPQWB6uV8c good one
• Aesthetics: RETRO is new meta
• Music: PARA PARA PARADUYEMSIA NA SVOEM VEKU

/rlmbotw/ - Invitational 13

• Tactical: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDSSSSSS
• Aesthetics: Aesthetics thrown together by talentless hacks and frauds
• Music: You have a problem:
• Pastebin: You're gonna die.

/mash/ - Invitational 14

• Tactical Medicine
• Aesthetics
• Music

/gate/ - Invitational 15

• Tactical They put that damn memory thing on me.
• Aesthetics
• Music

/chavo/ - Invitational 16

• Tactical Fue Sin
• Aesthetics Querer Ball
• Music Queriendo
• Pastebin >Instructions