Boris CircleJerk League 4

Boris CircleJerk League 4
Tournament details
Host board	/retardy/
Dates	November 18–19, November 25–26
Teams	16
Final positions
Champion	/fast/
Runner-up	/retardy/
Third	/zra/
Fourth	/ps2/
Tournament statistics Matches 32 Goals scored 156 (4.88 per match) Top scorer(s) 12 goals B A N A N A S M M M M Top assister(s) 4 assists B A N A N A S M M M M Hello Mario Big Balls Radioactive Curry N E C C Yourself Golden Glove 13 saves Eggum Jape Get Fucked Best player 3 MotM awards B A N A N A S M M M M Yellow cards 26 (0.81 per match) Red cards 0 (0 per match)
Boris CircleJerk League 3
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Boris CircleJerk League 4 - wimp lo goals officially count for 2

Competitors

Fuck off we're full. (Talk to Boris directly before listing anything)

• Invitational 1 -  /retardy/ - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of Proshi
• Invitational 2 -  /smish/ - about as likely to go anywhere as Bayo's tourny win record
• Invitational 3 -  /rts/ - "I always care to do stupid shit that only works in the most stupid moments" - Nada, — 08/29/2023 3:23 PM, (US Central) <-  /borgmomento/ PRANK'd
• Invitational 4 -  /hfc/ - Now with clowns. Oh wait they always had clowns.
• Invitational 5 -  /rlo/ - [pastebins in squirrel]
• Invitational 6 -  /bvn/ - I am making an assumption that goals still go here
• Invitational 7 -  /wheel/ - Now with more AES. Still with the wheel of woes.
• Invitational 8 -  /square/ - Chawwotposting is back.
• Invitational 9 -  /tfh/ - Goat appreciation
• Invitational 10 -  /animehour/ we interrupt your circlejerk league to bring this important news bulletin: Trigun
• Invitational 11 -  /lad/ - Yakuza. Now with RPG. See you in third place.
• Invitational 12 -  /fast/ - I see flaming skeleton, I pick flaming skeleton.
• Invitational 13 -  /els/ - Horatio appreciation
• Invitational 14 -  /strikers/ - I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll
• Invitational 15 -  /zra/ - Definitely approved for its unusually massive play and level of boys improvement from about Jan to May. Lamp?
• Invitational 16 -  /ps2/ - Time for another go at being a hoverboard master.

Group Stage

Group A

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/retardy/	3	2	0	1	15	11	4	6
/smish/	3	1	1	1	8	8	0	4
/bvn/	3	1	1	1	5	8	-3	4
/tfh/	3	1	0	2	11	12	-1	3

18 November 2023	/retardy/	7–5	/tfh/
17:00	"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!"  39', 39' Little Intellect  42' Fug  76' ABAZABABZBABZAZZ  84' Possession bonus goal Offsides bonus goal Fouls bonus goal		21', 31', 59' Wake Up Super  52' Read a Book Offsides bonus goal	Adobe Arena Attendance: 108

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18 November 2023	/smish/	1–1	/bvn/
17:40	The 7 Club  55'		66' Captain Newathlete  22' Yuki	Final PEStination Attendance: 117

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19 November 2023	/retardy/	6–3	/smish/
17:00	Little Intellect  12' KuWAHshi  65' Fug  85' Free kicks bonus goal Less Keeper saves bonus goal Middle attacking area bonus goal		61' I'm so tired of this dude  90+3', 90+3' Pichunetta  57' Robin Reigns	4chan City.swf Attendance: 108

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19 November 2023	/tfh/	5–1	/bvn/
17:40	$600k for this!?  15', 15' Read a Book  58', 65' Very important sheep tbqh  70'		9' Baseball lesbians  13' Good Night Youtube	Cirrus Maximus Attendance: 114

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25 November 2023	/smish/	4–1	/tfh/
17:00	Ice Picharth  39', 39', 64', 64' Yo did he just Spin Dash?  44' The Bell does not Dismiss you  45+1' SUAVAMENTE!!!!  85'		84' Read a Book  25' Fuck Flappy	Final PEStination Attendance: 99

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25 November 2023	/bvn/	3–2	/retardy/
17:40	Tackles Interceptions Least shots made		26' KuWAHshii  48' IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!	Semen Uke Stadium Attendance: 104

Group B

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/animehour/	3	3	0	0	13	4	9	9
/fast/	3	2	0	1	13	7	6	6
/square/	3	1	0	2	5	8	-3	3
/borgmomento/	3	0	0	3	2	14	-12	0

18 November 2023	/square/	4–1	/borgmomento/
18:20	The Best  5', 16', 90+2' Charwotte  60'		70' Dynamite-fu	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 122

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18 November 2023	/fast/	4–5	/animehour/
19:00	B A N A N A S M M M M  9', 25', 37', 65' Please Not Touge  42'		33' Nichibros  45+1' Mermaid Chivalry  57', 78' My Nigga Kaiji  89*' Ah Yes, Trigun  42' Korean Zombie Desk Car	ctf_2fort Attendance: 125

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19 November 2023	/square/	1–2	/fast/
18:20	Charwotte  33' I am ready  22'		9' The Peter Parade  33' B A N A N A S M M M M  41' Please Not Touge	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 111

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19 November 2023	/borgmomento/	0–3	/animehour/
19:00			38', 89' My Nigga Kaiji  76' Ah yes, Trigun	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 111

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25 November 2023	/fast/	7–1	/borgmomento/
18:20 Note: PLEASE NOT TOUGE is suspended for this match	Lrn2drift  9' The Peter Parade  34', 39' B A N A N A S M M M M  43', 77' Nico Smile  70', 70' Kodachrome Void  19'		90+1' Gridman	Nürburgring Attendance: 102

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25 November 2023	/animehour/	5–0	/square/
19:00	My Nigga Kaiji  16', 90+3' Dignity of the Retarded  22' Ah yes, Trigun  33' Mermaid Chivalry  35'		55' Multi-Timeline Dandy	Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 102

Group C

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/ps2/	3	2	0	1	14	5	9	6
/els/	3	2	0	1	9	6	3	6
/hfc/	3	2	0	1	7	6	1	6
/strikers/	3	0	0	3	5	18	-13	0

18 November 2023	/ps2/	3–4	/hfc/
19:40	Big Balls  12', 85' Big Dick Clive  80'		15', 51' Dude where's my jump?  69' It goes UP?!  73' He hungers	Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 124

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18 November 2023	/strikers/	2–8	/els/
20:20	Peteywinslol  34', 37'		12', 12' Doritos Attack  19', 26' >Moons in ES2  61', 84', 90+0'Amphibious Mommy Milkers  86' Potent Horatio Sauce	Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 119

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19 November 2023	/ps2/	7–1	/strikers/
19:40	Big Balls  29', 69' Radioactive Curry  40', 53' Raquelwinslol  45+2', 70', 89' Fuck you and the night  41'		54' Peteywinslol  82' Brap Jew	Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 124

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19 November 2023	/hfc/	0–1	/els/
20:20	It goes UP?!  41'		90+4' Pay Reperations	Final PEStination Attendance: 113

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25 November 2023	/strikers/	2–3	/hfc/
19:40	I Keep Tellin em  60', 64'		16' Nice shield bro  42' We take those  84' You pressed shield?  71' DK Express	Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 102

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25 November 2023	/els/	0–4	/ps2/
20:20	Preemptive Orbital Bomberdment  55'		10', 87' Big Balls  16', 69' Radiocative Curry	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 101

Group D

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/rlo/	3	2	1	0	5	2	3	7
/zra/	3	2	0	1	9	3	6	6
/wheel/	3	1	1	1	5	10	-5	4
/lad/	3	0	0	3	4	8	-4	0

18 November 2023	/wheel/	0–0	/rlo/
21:00				Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 124

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18 November 2023	/lad/	0–1	/zra/
21:40			55' Slaps roof of pendant pod	Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 124

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19 November 2023	/wheel/	4–3	/lad/
21:00	The Crab Bucket  35', 86' Suppa Grugga  45+1', 45+1'		57', 72' Rubber Bullets  83' Kiryu Never Killed Anyone	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 109

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19 November 2023	/rlo/	2–1	/zra/
21:40	N E C C yourself  41' Thanks Australia  49'		10' Slaps roof of pendant pod	The Untrodden Valley Attendance: 111

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25 November 2023	/lad/	1–3	/rlo/
21:00	Majima everywhere System  39' The Male Power Fantasy  20'		65' Wins by doing nothing  74' Assassins? Coming for my Throne?  77' Hot Skill Wine  71' Assassins? Coming for my Throne?	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 106

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25 November 2023	/zra/	7–1	/wheel/
21:40	Bad Race Decisions  7', 38', 51' Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod  24' Magic Sky Cabage  27' A Valuable Life Lesson  35' Get his Ass  42' Walls?  60'		76' EDF! EDF!	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 111

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals

 /retardy/

6

 /els/

1

 /animehour/

3

 /zra/

4

 /ps2/

4

 /smish/

1

 /rlo/

3

 /fast/

6

Semi-finals

 /retardy/

4

 /zra/

1

 /ps2/

2

 /fast/

6

Final

 /retardy/

2

 /fast/

4

Third Place Match

 /zra/

3

 /ps2/

2

Quarter Finals

26 November 2022	/retardy/	6–1	/els/
17:00	KuWAHshii  14' Little Intellect  42' Welfare Dongiroth  67' Fug  90+4' Highest player rating Possession		Least amount of free kicks	The Magical Realm Attendance: 93

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26 November 2022	/animehour/	3–4	/zra/
17:40	Mermaid Chivalry  21', 28' My Nigga Kaiji  88'		12', 37' Bad Race Decisions  53' Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod  85' A Kind Seed	Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 93

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26 November 2022	/ps2/	4–1	/smish/
18:20	Radioactive Curry  16' Big Balls  35', 67' RAQUELWINSLOL  89'		71' I'm so Tired of this Dude  78' I must UP+B	Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 94

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26 November 2022	/rlo/	3–6	/fast/
19:00	Thanks Australia  51' Ding Dong  58' Make Armello Great Again  62'		11', 45+0' B A N A N A S M M M M  23' The Peter Parade  65' Hello Mario  75' Combi-Ring "Teamwork"  76' Hello Mario	100 Acre Wood Attendance: 105

Semi Finals

26 November 2022	/retardy/	4–1	/zra/
19:40	Fug  59', 88' Most differential shots Shots made		Dominant middul field play	The Magical Realm Attendance: 115

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26 November 2022	/ps2/	2–6	/fast/
20:20	Big Balls  4', 52'		9' The Peter Parade  36' Nico Smile  41', 49' B A N A N A S M M M M  88' Hello Mario	Nürburgring Attendance: 113

Third Place Match

26 November 2022	/zra/	3–2	/ps2/
21:00	The Stick of Truth  14' A Kind Seed  21' Bad Race Decisions  37' A Valuable Life Lesson  74'		57' Radioactive Curry  81' Big Balls	Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 118

Final

26 November 2022	/retardy/	2–4	/fast/
21:40	KuWAHshii  13', 20'		24', 73' Nico Smile  71' We Hate Pete	KONAMI Stadium Attendance: 115

Statistics

Main article: Boris CircleJerk League 4 statistics

Final Rankings

1.  /fast/
2.  /retardy/
3.  /zra/
4.  /ps2/

5.  /animehour/
6.  /rlo/
7.  /smish/
8.  /els/

9.  /hfc/
10.  /bvn/
11.  /wheel/
12.  /tfh/

13.  /square/
14.  /lad/
15.  /borgmomento/
16.  /strikers/