Moeshit Cup
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| Host board |  /moeshit/
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| Dates | 24-26 June, 2016 | ||||||||||||||||||
| Teams | 10 | ||||||||||||||||||
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| Champion |  /yys/
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| Runner-up |  /sora/
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| Third |  /usagi/
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| Fourth |  /keion/
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Moeshit Cup was a tournament created to honor and celebrate Chinese cartoons about Cute Girls Doing Cute Things - the greatest creation of mankind and the cancer that killed anime. 10 teams competed in this tournament, vying for the victory in the Cup itself and for best roster spots on /moeshit/. /moeshit/ will be subsequently singed up for the upcoming Memevitationals, starting with /ag/ League and Fakkin Boolsheet.
The tournament was streamed by Sillius and hostmoded on official Cup >shitbox.
Competitors
Exports
Requirements
Obligatory
- A working PES16 export
- An anthem
- At least one goalhorn
- At least one outfielder kit and a goalkeeper kit; two outfielder kits are recommended
- Team logo
- Team page on the wiki
- Mini-logo for the wiki
Highly encouraged
- Aesthetics other than kits (custom models)
Discouraged
- Time consuming live managing
Rules
Most normal Cup rules applied: height brackets - complete with height abuse penalties, card limit (1 for GKs, 2 for non-medals, 3 for silvers, 4 for golds, free captaincy) etc.
Rules that differed from the standard Cup ones were the stat distribution - all 80 for all non medals, all 85 for all silvers, all 90 for all golds - and an additional A position, aside from their registered A position, for all non-medal players shorter than 180cm.
Moeshit Cup used 1.04 Harlock patch. You can download it here. Extract the archive and put the contents in your Pro Evolution Soccer 2016 folder, and overwrite the files when prompted.
The game was set to 10 minutes halves on superstar AI, with 3 subs, random conditioning, injuries on, emotions off. 4chan Elite Cup mode was used for aesthetics reasons.
There were no specific rules regarding timeouts as they were at host's discretion. In theory it meant the amount of timeouts is unlimited, in practice the host had the right to ignore managers should they spend too much time adjusting things on air.
Nightly exports were accepted and were encouraged but pre-game sliders changes were still allowed. Adjusting formations on air was not strictly forbidden but highly discouraged.
Nightly exports
The email address for nightly exports is MoeshitCup@gmail.com. You have to send your stuff at least an hour early. State the name of your team in the mail. We'll check if the exports are legal as soon we'll notice them. We'd rather not reject any so we'll tell you if we noticed they're illegal so you can send another export instead.
Prizes
- Winner: gold medal on /moeshit/, two bench players
- Runner up: silver medal on /moeshit/, two bench players
- Third place: silver medal on /moeshit/, one bench player
- 4th-10th place: one starting player on /moeshit/, one bench player
- The manager of the Moeshit Cup champions will be presented with the dubious honor of being the manager of /moeshit/. Should he/she decline, the position will be offered to the the manager of the runner-up team and so on.
- /moeshit/ will most likely copy the tactics of the Moeshit Cup champions.
Group Stage
All times UTC
Group A
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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 /usagi/ |
4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 7 |
 /keion/ |
4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 7 |
 /hida/ |
4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 5 |
 /yryr/ |
4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 4 |
 /kinmoza/ |
4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 10 | -2 | 4 |
| 24 June 2016 | /hida/
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0–1 | /keion/
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| 17:00 |
 63' No rice no life
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Hidamari stadium Attendance: 68 |
| 24 June 2016 | /kinmoza/
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4–3 | /yryr/
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| 17:40 |
Blonde Girl Folder 8' Comedic retorts 41'ALITSUUUUUUUUUUU 52'DESS 90+2'
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32' Chidaize 35' Akarin~ 65' Namori
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Kinmoza stadium Attendance: 65 |
| 24 June 2016 | /usagi/
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1–1 | /hida/
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| 19:40 |
Cawfee 48'
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6' Nutbladder
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Usagi stadium Attendance: 71 |
| 24 June 2016 | /keion/
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1–1 | /kinmoza/
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| 20:20 |
No rice no life 62'
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68' ALITSUUUUUUUUUUU
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K-On stadium Attendance: 64 |
| 25 June 2016 | /yryr/
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4–2 | /usagi/
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| 17:00 |
Akarin~ 22', 28' Bakkin Buckingham 61'I am AHO 67'
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43' Cawfee 74' Best rabbit
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Yuru stadium Attendance: 40 |
| 25 June 2016 | /kinmoza/
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1–2 | /hida/
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| 17:40 |
>british accents 75'
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13' Nutbladder 31' Brutus
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Kinmoza stadium Attendance: 44 |
| 25 June 2016 | /yryr/
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0–2 | /keion/
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| 19:40 |
43', 90+2' No rice no life
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Yuru stadium Attendance: 53 |
| 25 June 2016 | /usagi/
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4–2 | /kinmoza/
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| 20:20 |
Gween Tea 10', 45+1' Cawfee 17'Do not sexualize 90+2'
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 25' Punished Syaro 86' Comedic retorts
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Usagi stadium Attendance: 58 |
| 26 June 2016 | /hida/
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0–0 | /yryr/
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| 17:00 |
Hidamari stadium Attendance: 37 |
| 26 June 2016 | /keion/
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0–2 | /usagi/
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| 17:40 |
50' Gween Tea 81' Cawfee
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K-On stadium Attendance: 45 |
Group B
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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 /sora/ |
4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 |
 /yys/ |
4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 6 |
 /azu/ |
4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 5 |
 /lucky/ |
4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 9 | -3 | 4 |
 /nnb/ |
4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 11 | -3 | 3 |
| 24 June 2016 | /sora/
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0–0 | /azu/
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| 18:20 |
Sora stadium Attendance: 65 |
| 24 June 2016 | /nnb/
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0–3 | /yys/
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| 19:00 |
6' Puzzles 37', 57' Hand Puppets
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Non Non stadium Attendance: 64 |
| 24 June 2016 | /lucky/
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0–1 | /sora/
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| 21:00 |
31' Witch of Helvetia
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Lucky stadium Attendance: 60 |
| 24 June 2016 | /azu/
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4–4 | /nnb/
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| 21:40 |
MADWOMAN 5', 10' Based Nyamo-sensei 44', 53'
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41' Nyanpasu~ 81' Shinkansen 83' Honoka 90+3' whoof
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Azumanga stadium Attendance: 61 |
| 25 June 2016 | /yys/
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2–3 | /lucky/
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| 18:20 |
Hand Puppets 72' Sacred Arrow 85'
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38', 90+3' Tsukasa 45+1' FREEDOM
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Yuyushiki stadium Attendance: 50 |
| 25 June 2016 | /nnb/
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2–2 | /sora/
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| 19:00 |
Dagashiya 35' Nyanpasu 55'
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5', 33' Witch of Helvetia
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Non Non stadium Attendance: 54 |
| 25 June 2016 | /yys/
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3–1 | /azu/
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| 21:00 |
Potato 23' Hand Puppets 36'Nantsutte Tsuchatta 90+2'
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40' Removable pigtails
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Yuyushiki stadium Attendance: 52 |
| 25 June 2016 | /lucky/
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2–2 | /nnb/
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| 21:40 |
Konata ??', ??'
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??', ??' Dagashiya
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Lucky stadium |
| 26 June 2016 | /sora/
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2–1 | /yys/
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| 18:20 |
The Sacrifice 13' Nitouhei 57'
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60' Hand Puppets
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Sora stadium Attendance: 50 |
| 26 June 2016 | /azu/
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4–1 | /lucky/
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| 19:00 |
Based Nyamo-sensei 3' Murderer Osaka 7', 30'Removable pigtails 24'
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32' Tsukasa
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Azumanga stadium Attendance: 51 |
Knockout Round
Semifinals
| 26 June 2016 | /usagi/
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0–1 | /yys/
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| 19:40 |
18' Hand Puppets
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Usagi stadium Attendance: 48 |
| 26 June 2016 | /sora/
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1–0 (a.e.t.) | /keion/
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| 20:20 |
Witch of Helvetia 110'
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Sora stadium |
Third-place
| 26 June 2016 | /keion/
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2–3 (a.e.t.) | /usagi/
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| 21:00 |
No Rice No Life 22' Mio 69'
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13' Do Not Sexualize 57' Cawfee 112' Gween Tea
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K-On stadium Attendance: 60 |
Final
| 26 June 2016 | /yys/
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2–0 | /sora/
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| 21:40 |
Puzzles 44' Hand Puppets 81'
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Yuyushiki stadium Attendance: 62 |
Statistics
Awards
- Golden Boot
- Hand Puppets, 7 goals
- Golden Ball
- I am AHO, 3 assists
- Golden Glove
- Family Idol, 15 saves
Final Rankings
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