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Boris CircleJerk League
BCJL1.png
Tournament details
Host board TBD icon.png TBD
Dates December 5–6, 12–13
Teams 16
Final positions
Champion Sfi icon.png /sfi/
Runner-up Smish icon.png /smish/
Third Tcs icon.png /tcs/
Fourth Rlo icon.png /rlo/
Tournament statistics
Matches 32
Goals scored 163 (5.09 per match)
Top scorer(s) 10 goals
Smish icon.png The Cuck Shed
Top assister(s) 6 assists
Tcs icon.png El Rean Blanco
Golden Glove 27 saves
Tcs icon.png Haha…
Best player 3 MotM awards
Smish icon.png The Cuck Shed
Tcs icon.png Captain Towa
Yellow cards 29 (0.91 per match)
Red cards 1 (0.03 per match)

Boris CircleJerk League
Boris CircleJerk League 2

Boris CircleJerk League


Competitors

The following teams have signed up:

  • Block icon.png /block/ - Craig - Use I1
  • Bvn icon.png /bvn/ (/bad visual novels/) - Hefef - Use I2
  • Smish icon.png /smish/ - Blinky - Use I3
  • Retardy icon.png /retardy/ (/mario retardy/) - Polybius - Use I4
  • Sfi icon.png /sfi/ (/Salmon Fuckers Inc./) - Sarg - Use I5
  • Tfh icon.png /tfh/ - AllGrainGamer - Use I6
  • Zra icon.png /zra/ (/zelda randomizer/) - Shadowborg - Use I7
  • Rlo icon.png /rlo/ - Suule - Use I8
  • Lob icon.png /lob/ - Two_Scoops - Use I9
  • Rts icon.png /rts/ - Nada - Approved, I like Starcraft. - Use I10
  • Ring icon.png /ring/ - Horsebussy - Use I11
  • Sps icon.png /sps/ - (/spess shank/ (among us)) - CA - Use I12
  • Square icon.png /square/ - Potato - (Squaresoft) - Approved, I like old jrpg's - Use I13
  • Scp icon.png /scp/ - (/SCP Secret Lab/) - Harry_Enfield - Use I14
  • Tcs icon.png /tcs/ - Coldsteel - Doyes (Haha...) - Use I15
  • Offtopic icon.png /offtopic/ - oh boy here we go. - Use I16 Export: Aesthetics Tactics Music

Rules and Format

Meme tactics: MANDATORY. If it doesn't look insane on paper it's not worth running. At least run some +2 all game

Group Stage

Group A

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Sps icon.png /sps/ 3 3 0 0 10 5 5 9
Sfi icon.png /sfi/ 3 2 0 1 6 5 1 6
Bvn icon.png /bvn/ 3 1 0 2 5 7 -2 3
Offtopic icon.png /offtopic/ 3 0 0 3 5 9 -4 0


5 December 2020 /offtopic/ Offtopic icon.png 0–1 Sfi icon.png /sfi/
17:00
Note: /offtopic/'s Humble Balkan Tour Guide was injured at 64' and did not return.
Goal 69' Missed the Memo
Booked 64' Missed the Memo
The GNU/Lag (or GNU+LAG)
Attendance: 127

5 December 2020 /sps/ Sps icon.png 2–0 Bvn icon.png /bvn/
17:40

Dead Nigga Screen Goal 12'
Space Law Goal 34'
Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 124

6 December 2020 /offtopic/ Offtopic icon.png 3–5 Sps icon.png /sps/
17:00

American Hours Goal 51'
Humble Balkan Tour Guide Goal 53'
Eurasian Hours Goal 66'
Goal 37'39'60'80' Space Law
Goal 45+2' Your Life's Story
The GNU/Lag (or GNU+LAG)
Attendance: 100

6 December 2020 /sfi/ Sfi icon.png 3–2 Bvn icon.png /bvn/
17:40

Our Lord and Savior Goal 16'90+2'
E G G Goal 90+0'
Goal 44' Captain Newathlete
Goal 57' Baseball Lesbians
Booked 23' Dick Pussy
Akihabara Denki-gai
Attendance: 103

12 December 2020 /sps/ Sps icon.png 3–2 Sfi icon.png /sfi/
17:00

Dead Nigga Screen Goal 6'51'
Space Law Goal 85'
Goal 44' Our Lord and Savior
Goal 89' E G G
Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 87

12 December 2020 /bvn/ Bvn icon.png 3–2 Offtopic icon.png /offtopic/
17:40

Muzzle Busting Goal 7'
Baseball Lesbians Goal 83'
Doyes Abuse Goal 87'
Baseball Lesbians Booked 84'
Goal 45+0' American Hours
Goal 70' Goddamit
Booked 60' Kino Nights
Akihabara Denki-gai
Attendance: 108

Group B

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Block icon.png /block/ 3 2 0 1 8 6 2 6
Retardy icon.png /retardy/ 3 2 0 1 7 6 1 6
Ring icon.png /ring/ 3 2 0 1 4 4 0 6
Tfh icon.png /tfh/ 3 0 0 3 6 9 -3 0


5 December 2020 /ring/ Ring icon.png 0–2 Block icon.png /block/
18:20

Goal 74' Stormer
Goal 84' Ziv Zulander
Booked 69' Jimbo
Booked 70' Aisha Clan-Clan
Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 125

5 December 2020 /retardy/ Retardy icon.png 3–2 Tfh icon.png /tfh/
19:00

DayZ Goal 19'
JEWario Goal 36'
KuWAHshii Goal 76'
WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!! Booked 59'
Goal 23' Cinnamon Roll
Goal 55' The Casual Filter
Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 121

6 December 2020 /ring/ Ring icon.png 2–1 Retardy icon.png /retardy/
18:20

200LB Fatass Goal 45+1'
Wet Splat Goal 61'
Goal 13' DayZ
Booked 88' Water Brand Water
100 Acre Wood
Attendance: 102

6 December 2020 /block/ Block icon.png 4–3 Tfh icon.png /tfh/
19:00

Jimbo Goal 15'52'
Ziv Zulander Goal 27'
Katsuhiko Jinnai Goal 40'
Goal 30' Touch the Cow
Goal 68' Ded Game Ded Evo
Goal 88' Floof
Booked 48' Neccposting
Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium
Attendance: 108

12 December 2020 /retardy/ Retardy icon.png 3–2 Block icon.png /block/
18:20
Note: /block/'s Stormer was injured at 83', did not return
OG Thot Goal 79'
Little Intellect Goal 81'
HA HA GOMMUNISM :DDD Goal 88'
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!! Booked 68'
Goal 8' Jimbo
Goal 14' Rad Cunningham
Booked 53' Rad Cunningham
Final PEStination
Attendance: 101

12 December 2020 /tfh/ Tfh icon.png 1–2 Ring icon.png /ring/
19:00

The Casual Filter Goal 53'
Cinnamon Roll Booked 14'
Goal 50' Wet Splat
Goal 79' Bara Dragon
Simple and Easy Arena
Attendance: 103

Group C

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Smish icon.png /smish/ 3 2 1 0 11 5 6 7
Lob icon.png /lob/ 3 2 0 1 13 11 2 6
Square icon.png /square/ 3 1 0 2 5 9 -4 3
Rts icon.png /rts/ 3 0 1 2 7 11 -4 1


5 December 2020 /lob/ Lob icon.png 5–3 Square icon.png /square/
19:40

BongBong Goal 4'25'57'
Chad Nugget Goal 31'
Most Advanced AI Goal 40'
Goal 19'42'63' EEP WAH
Booked 69' Fuck Zeal
Crypto Space
Attendance: 112

5 December 2020 /rts/ Rts icon.png 3–3 Smish icon.png /smish/
20:20

Spanish Villager with [White] Supremacy Goal 36'38'89' Goal 23'72' Forward Aerial
Goal 31' The Cuck Shed
Booked 20' Doc Needs his Meds
Super Arcadium 2
Attendance: 115

6 December 2020 /lob/ Lob icon.png 6–4 Rts icon.png /rts/
19:40

Most Advanced AI Goal 8'18'34'
The Work Result was Good Goal 42'
BongBong Goal 64'
Bucket Goal 84'
Ass Gazer Booked 86'
Goal 38' Spanish Villager with [White] Supremacy
Goal 45+0' Kane Lives!
Goal 81'90+4' Glad you could Refund it
Crypto Space
Attendance: 110

6 December 2020 /square/ Square icon.png 0–4 Smish icon.png /smish/
20:20

Goal 14'23' The Cuck Shed
Goal 54' Forward Aerial
Goal 84' The Eight Club
Super Arcadium 2
Attendance: 116

12 December 2020 /rts/ Rts icon.png 0–2 Square icon.png /square/
19:40

Goal 58'86' The Best
Booked 76' #Bring Back SNES JRPG Bullshit QD
Super Arcadium 2
Attendance: 96

12 December 2020 /smish/ Smish icon.png 4–2 Lob icon.png /lob/
20:20

Forward Aerial Goal 36'
Do it again Goal 40'
The Cuck Shed Goal 59'73'
Goal 30' The Work Result was Good
Goal 70' BongBong
Final PEStination
Attendance: 97

Group D

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Tcs icon.png /tcs/ 3 2 1 0 8 5 3 7
Rlo icon.png /rlo/ 3 2 0 1 9 7 2 6
Scp icon.png /scp/ 3 0 2 1 9 11 -2 2
Zra icon.png /zra/ 3 0 1 2 5 8 -3 1


5 December 2020 /rlo/ Rlo icon.png 5–3 Scp icon.png /scp/
21:00

Thanks Australia Goal 2'60'
AWOOOOO~ Goal 7'
Elevator Grenade Scored 25'
Hot Skill Wine Goal 40'
N E C C Yourself Booked 45+0'
Thanks Australia Booked 77'
Goal 69'80'90+0' Nine-Tailed Fox
Booked 71' Elevator Grenade
100 Acre Wood
Attendance: 115

5 December 2020 /zra/ Zra icon.png 1–2 Tcs icon.png /tcs/
21:40

Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod Goal 51' Goal 53'73' Captain Towa
Booked 75' That's the Best Part
100 Acre Wood
Attendance: 111

6 December 2020 /rlo/ Rlo icon.png 3–1 Zra icon.png /zra/
21:00

Thanks Australia Goal 39'43'
Laughs in Squirrel Goal 59'
Goal 45+0' Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod 100 Acre Wood
Attendance: 111

6 December 2020 /scp/ Scp icon.png 3–3 Tcs icon.png /tcs/
21:40

Shy-Guy's Fucking Pissed Goal 15'30'
Dr. Feelgood Goal 61'
Goal 13' Captain Towa
Goal 26' Remember when Gaius Became a Gralsritter?
Goal 76' El Rean Blanco
Crypto Space
Attendance: 104

12 December 2020 /zra/ Zra icon.png 3–3 Scp icon.png /scp/
21:00

A Kind Seed Goal 20'
Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod Goal 29'
A Valuable Life Lesson Goal 67'
Magic Sky Cabage Booked 45+0'
Aga1 Required Booked 84'
Goal 13'44' Dr. Feelgood
Goal 90+2' Peanut
Booked 32' Fodder Class
Booked 90+0' Z-Boi
100 Acre Wood
Attendance: 102

12 December 2020 /tcs/ Tcs icon.png 3–1 Rlo icon.png /rlo/
21:40

El Rean Blanco Goal 11'26'
Captain Towa Goal 83'
Musse's Thirst Yellow cardYellow cardRed card 20', 59'
Goal 21' Hot Skill Wine
Booked 30' Make Armello Great Again
Akihabara Denki-gai
Attendance: 101

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals
Sps icon.png /sps/
3
Rlo icon.png /rlo/
4
Block icon.png /block/
2
Sfi icon.png /sfi/
3
Smish icon.png /smish/
3
Retardy icon.png /retardy/
2
Tcs icon.png /tcs/
3
Lob icon.png /lob/
1
Semi-finals
Rlo icon.png /rlo/
1
Sfi icon.png /sfi/
5
Smish icon.png /smish/
8
Tcs icon.png /tcs/
3
Final
Sfi icon.png /sfi/
2
Smish icon.png /smish/
0
Third Place Match
Rlo icon.png /rlo/
2
Tcs icon.png /tcs/
3


Quarter Finals

13 December 2020 /sps/ Sps icon.png 3–4 Rlo icon.png /rlo/
17:00

Space Law Goal 12'71'78' Goal 16' Wins by doing Nothing
Goal 30'54'86' Laughs in Squirrel
Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 87

13 December 2020 /block/ Block icon.png 2–3 Sfi icon.png /sfi/
17:40

Stormer Goal 16'
Jimbo Goal 77'
Goal 30' Missed the Memo
Goal 37' Oops all Stingers
Goal 90+1' Our Lord and Savior
Booked 14' Missed the Memo
Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium
Attendance: 97

13 December 2020 /smish/ Smish icon.png 3–2 Retardy icon.png /retardy/
18:20
Note: WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!! is suspended for this match
The Eight Club Goal 33'
Forward Aerial Goal 65'
The Cuck Shed Goal 81'
Goal 27' KuWAHshii
Goal 90+0' Ear of Weegee
Final PEStination
Attendance: 101

13 December 2020 /tcs/ Tcs icon.png 3–1 Lob icon.png /lob/
19:00
Note: Musse's Thirst is suspended for this match
That's the Best Part Goal 9'
Feel the McBurn Goal 29'
Captain Towa Goal 57'
Goal 20' Most Advanced AI Akihabara Denki-gai
Attendance: 96

Semi Finals

13 December 2020 /rlo/ Rlo icon.png 1–5 Sfi icon.png /sfi/
19:40

Hot Skill Wine Goal 72' Goal 11'68'89' E G G
Goal 22' Our Lord and Savior
Goal 90+1' Feesh
Booked 64' Get down Mr. President
Akihabara Denki-gai
Attendance: 95

13 December 2020 /smish/ Smish icon.png 8–3 Tcs icon.png /tcs/
20:20

The Cuck Shed Goal 11'30'44'62'
Do it again Goal 67'
The Eight Club Goal 71'77'
Forward Aerial Goal 87'
The Belmont Ledge Challenge Booked 45+1'
Goal 20'54'64' Captain Towa
Booked 90+4' El Rean Blanco
Akihabara Denki-gai
Attendance: 102

Third Place Match

13 December 2020 /rlo/ Rlo icon.png 2–3 Tcs icon.png /tcs/
21:00

AWOOO~ Goal 3'
Hot Skill Wine Goal 12'
Goal 16' That's the Best Part
Goal 63' Captain Towa
Goal 86' El Rean Blanco
Anf/i/eld
Attendance: 100

Final

13 December 2020 /sfi/ Sfi icon.png 2–0 Smish icon.png /smish/
21:40

E G G Goal 4'
Feesh Goal 59'
KONAMI Stadium
Attendance: 102


Final Rankings

  1. Sfi icon.png /sfi/
  2. Smish icon.png /smish/
  3. Tcs icon.png /tcs/
  4. Rlo icon.png /rlo/

  1. Sps icon.png /sps/
  2. Block icon.png /block/
  3. Retardy icon.png /retardy/
  4. Lob icon.png /lob/

  1. Ring icon.png /ring/
  2. Bvn icon.png /bvn/
  3. Square icon.png /square/
  4. Scp icon.png /scp/

  1. Zra icon.png /zra/
  2. Rts icon.png /rts/
  3. Tfh icon.png /tfh/
  4. Offtopic icon.png /offtopic/


Statistics