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WE ARE GENIUSES! OH NO!
/tubes/ - Metroid
Founded July 2021 Owner Mother Brain IRL manager Polybius Team colors Chat color FC8C1C Varia suit orange Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /tubes/ - Metroid Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /tbd/ File:Tbd icon.png 0–0 File:Tbd icon.png /tbd/ tbd Biggest defeat /tbd/ File:Tbd icon.png 0–0 File:Tbd icon.png /tbd/ tbd First match /tbd/ File:Tbd icon.png 0–0 File:Tbd icon.png /tbd/ tbd
Team music
Anthem Theme of Samus Victory Anthem Ending Theme Goal horn Vs. Ridley Alt horn Prime 2 - Multiplayer
Kits

Why do we keep using morphball sized tubes? This is our third base this month, and Samus will just keep using them... TUUUUUUUUBES

Team Information

A team dedicated to all the metroid shitposting sparked by Dread's release

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK Neo-Super Meta Omega Mecha Proteus Black Ridley 50   CB Remember me? 0   CB Big Bird 86   CB We're Gonna Remodel your Shithole 487   DMF FUCK The Blue EMMI 72   RMF THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY 111   LMF Why Can't Metroid Crawl 3   CMF La Creatura de la Federacion 1   AMF We're Geniuses! 61   SS For Science!" 44   SS TUUUUUUUUUBES

No. Position Player #   GK Oops All X #   CB Save or Kill the Animals 4   CB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2   CB We Truly Are Now The Metroid 78   CB You Can't Beat the Chad RavenBeak 6   DMF It's Ancient Bird Magic 20   DMF 16 years in the making 11   LMF My own Clone! 99   LMF Who Wants to Play some Blast Ball? #   RMF Waiting to be Relevant #   RMF Absolutely Disgusting 5   SS TECHNOLOGY