LAN Party the 2nd: Codename Nuketown

Tournament details

Host board

/cod/

Dates

February 22–23, March 1–2

Teams

16

Final positions

Champion

/wow/

Runner-up

/cod/

Third

/ff14/

Fourth

/pd/

Tournament statistics
Matches	32
Goals scored	144 (4.5 per match)
Top scorer(s)	10 Goals LEROOOOY JENKINS
Top assister(s)	8 Assists Hydaelyn
Golden Glove	26 Saves The Fucking Wall
Best player	3 MotM Awards Hydaelyn LEROOOOY JENKINS
Yellow cards	1 (0.03 per match)
Red cards	31 (0.97 per match)

Lan Party

LAN Party the 2nd: Codename Nuketown

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Welcome to our LAN Party. Be sure to bring your own PCs and drinks, food is on the house. Up to 16 participants will be joining the Lobby. The only requirement is for /yourteam/ to be related to Multiplayer Gaming/Culture.

Live Managing won't be allowed, but Pastebin-gaming will be allowed.

This tournament will be held in Pro Evolution Soccer 2017 and the Streamer will be Blinky.
Since this is a friendly event, THERE WILL BE NO RULES WHATSOEVER. However, please do keep in mind that >we will look into your export and heavily clown on (You) for trying to cheat your way into a friendly meeting.

Signups Deadline: February 16th, 11:59 PM UTC.
Tactical/Aes/Music Export Deadline: February 19th, 11:59 PM UTC.

Participating Teams

/antc/
/cod/
/cs/
/d2/
/DRG/
/dsPvP/
/ff14/
/gmod/
/pd/
/S4League/
/srb2k/
/ss13g/
/ssbb/
/tm/
/worms/
/wow/

Group Stage

Hat pick was picked by a Random Loot Box™ to be /tm/

Group A

Team	Pld	W	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/cod/	3	3	0	12	3	9	9
/antc/	3	1	2	8	8	0	3
/cs/	3	1	2	6	7	-1	3
/ssbb/	3	1	2	4	12	-8	3

22 February 2025	/cod/	7–1	/ssbb/
17:00	REVIVE ME BRO 30' AKIMBO MODEL 1887 64', 90+6' 360 MLG NOSCOPE 68' >scrambler 73' ONE MAN ARMY NOOBTUBE 78', 90+1'		75' DUMMY THICC	Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant Attendance: 101

22 February 2025	/antc/	3–4	/cs/
17:40	TH3 ARB1DD3R 62' MA1 R0FLC0T3R G03S S01S01S01 80' TR3NT D0NN0V1CH 90+4' TR3NT D0NN0V1CH 45+0' FR33Z3! T0SS3RS! 78' TH3 ARB1DD3R 88'		11', 21' FPS DOUG 38', 67' rapes your team 45+0' CYYYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI PIDAR	Battleship Bismark Attendance: 105

23 February 2025	/cod/	3–1	/antc/
17:00	REVIVE ME BRO 44', 85' 360 MLG NOSCOPE 70'		4' TH3Y RU1N3D MY W3DD1NG	Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant Attendance: 110

23 February 2025	/ssbb/	2–1	/cs/
17:40	JAPAN TIME 77', 90+0'		88' >sourcefags 42' PLAYER	Final PEStination Attendance: 105

1 March 2025	/antc/	4–1	/ssbb/
17:00	STUPID SEXY SAMUS 14' MA1 R0FLC0T3R G03S S01S01S01 25', 78' TH3 ARB1DD3R 45+0' L0L R3M3MBUR ARB1DDER 46' AG3NT SM1RN0FF 84'		90+5' >META<KNIGHT	Battleship Bismark Attendance: 87

1 March 2025	/cs/	1–2	/cod/
17:40	PLAYER 27' 700-DOLLAR HEAD REMOVER 36'		42' REVIVE ME BRO 55' 360 MLG NOSCOPE 36' WRONG WAY DICKFACE	Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant Attendance: 89

Group B

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/ff14/	3	3	0	0	13	5	8	9
/srb2k/	3	1	1	1	6	8	-2	4
/tm/	3	1	0	2	3	4	-1	3
/worms/	3	0	1	2	3	8	-5	1

22 February 2025	/tm/	1–3	/ff14/
18:20	MR. ZOMBIE 72'		19', 54' HYDAELIN 90+4' "SPEAK TO WUK LAMAT"	Hürrdürrring Attendance: 102

22 February 2025	/srb2k/	2–2	/worms/
19:00	FIVE FUCKING YEARS 18', 41' What does the N stand for? 77'		3' Banned Pajeet Soundbank 12' The Wind is Pushing Me	Hürrdürrring Attendance: 107

23 February 2025	/tm/	0–1	/srb2k/
18:20	MR. GRIMM 82'		90+5' rapes and kills you , 66' Player 12 90+3' GROWNIG	Hürrdürrring Attendance: 101

23 February 2025	/ff14/	4–1	/worms/
19:00	THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT 4', 90+1' YOSHI-P 20' EMET-SELCH 29'		68' Banned Scottish Soundbank 11' Pointless Teleport	Semen Uke Stadium Attendance: 106

1 March 2025	/srb2k/	3–6	/ff14/
18:20 Note: /srb2k/'s Player 12 is suspended for this match	rapes and kills you 45+0', 51', 87'		10' THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT 49' HYDAELIN 70' EMET-SELCH 85' YOSHI-P 90+0', 94' PLACE SHARLAYAN	Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant Attendance: 97

1 March 2025	/worms/	0–2	/tm/
19:00	Ninja Skillz 33'		17' NEEDLES 78' TRAPPER	ctf_2fort Attendance: 92

Group C

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/wow/	3	2	0	1	10	5	5	6
/ss13g/	3	2	0	1	6	5	1	6
/dsPvP/	3	1	1	1	7	8	-1	4
/d2/	3	0	1	2	6	11	-5	1

22 February 2025	/d2/	2–5	/wow/
19:40	I am impressed, Mortal 50' Diablo 88'		3'YOU FACE JARAXXUS 20', 43', 45+1' LEROOOOY JENKINS 87' >ACTUAL CDC RESEACH 45+2'>ACTUAL CDC RESEACH	Cirrus Maximus Attendance: 100

22 February 2025	/ss13g/	1–3	/dsPvP/
20:20	Clown (As Captain) 74' OH SHIT IT'S LOOSE 49'		3' R1 SWORDS 3 41' L2 RING 90+1' HAVELYN	ctf_2fort Attendance: 102

23 February 2025	/d2/	2–4	/ss13g/
19:40	I'm impressed, mortal 66' Diablo 87'		31' Shitcurity 52', 89' BWOINK 86' Clown (As Captain)	The Void Attendance: 103

23 February 2025	/wow/	5–2	/dsPvP/
20:20	50 DPK MINUS 9', 79' LEROOOOY JENKINS 73' YOU FACE JARAXXUS 86' BREAK YOURSELVES UPON MY BODY 90+2' NEW EXPAC, SAME DADGHAR 71'		45+2', 74' GIANTDAD	Astrea Hill Attendance: 106

1 March 2025	/ss13g/	1–0	/wow/
19:40	Clown (As Captain) 2'			ctf_2fort Attendance: 93

1 March 2025	/dsPvP/	2–2	/d2/
20:20	L2 RING 15' HAVELYN 90+1'		53', 80' I am impressed, mortal 60' New Season 67' Green Hat Scammer	The Void Attendance: 94

Group D

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/pd/	3	1	2	0	5	3	2	5
/S4League/	3	1	1	1	9	7	2	4
/DRG/	3	0	3	0	4	4	0	3
/gmod/	3	0	2	1	2	6	-4	2

22 February 2025	/DRG/	1–1	/pd/
21:00	KARL 33'		59' DONACDUM 45+2' KIKE ON WHEELS	Magical Realm Attendance: 95

22 February 2025	/gmod/	1–5	/S4League/
21:40	HAAAAAX 30' CITIZENS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE GUNS 71'		17' F2P Veteran 20', 52', 80' Hammer Spammer 86' Average Shitter Loadout 60' WHO'S DAT MAN! WHO'S DAT MAN!	ctf_2fort Attendance: 97

23 February 2025	/DRG/	1–1	/gmod/
21:00	KARL 86'		74' VAGINEER	Magical Realm Attendance: 102

23 February 2025	/pd/	4–2	/S4League/
21:40	DONACDUM 53', 85' SIMON VIKLUND 77' STAY OFF THE DANCEFLOOR 90+0'		6' >50 Capsules >No Skin 11' F2P Veteran	Crypto Space Attendance: 98

1 March 2025	/gmod/	0–0	/pd/
21:00			69' BAIN	ctf_2fort Attendance: 88

1 March 2025	/S4League/	2–2	/DRG/
21:40	F2P Veteran 74', 90+4'		12' WE'RE RICH 84' GET BACK TO WORK 89' PET THE STEEVE	ctf_2fort Attendance: 96

Knockout Stage

A second Random Loot Box™ was opened, which revealed the Knockouts Hat Pick to be /ff14/

Quarter-finals

/cod/

3

/srb2k/

1

/ff14/

4(5)

/ss13g/

4(3)

/wow/

6

/S4League/

2

/pd/

1

/antc/

0

Semi-finals

/cod/

2

/ff14/

0

/wow/

5

/pd/

3

Final

/cod/

1

/wow/

4

Third Place Match

/ff14/

4

/pd/

0

Quarterfinals

2 March 2025	/cod/	3–1	/srb2k/
17:00 Note: */srb2k/'s rapes and kills you was injured at 72' and did not return**	REVIVE ME BRO 27' RIP H2M 77' ONE MAN ARMY NOOBTUBE 90+5' MARTY DOM 72'		50' FIVE FUCKING YEARS 74' Paraglider Config	Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant Attendance: 92

2 March 2025	/ff14/	4–4 (a.e.t.)	/ss13g/
17:40	The Warrior of Light 70', 90+4' Emet-Selch 73' Cid Nan Garlond 105+1'		28', 35' Bwoink 87', 107' Clown (as Captain)	Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium Attendance: 90
		Penalties
	Hydaelyn The Warrior of Light Emet-Selch Yoshi-P Healer's Adjust	5–3	Clown (as Captain) Bwoink Woody's got Wood Shitcurity

2 March 2025	/wow/	6–2	/S4League/
18:20	You Face Jaraxxus 12', 45+1' 50 DKP Minus 24' LEROOOOY JENKINS 29', 90+2'		64' Hammer Spammer 79' >50 capsules >no skin	The Magical Realm Attendance: 100

2 March 2025	/pd/	1–0	/antc/
19:00	I Need a Medic Bag 45+0'			Crypto Space Attendance: 98

Semifinals

2 March 2025	/cod/	2–0	/ff14/
19:40	360 MLG Noscope 54', 88' Copy that 22' Javelin Suicide Bomber 31'			Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant Attendance: 95

2 March 2025	/wow/	5–3	/pd/
20:20	50 DKP Minus 21' LEROOOOY JENKINS 44', 77' You Face Jaraxxus 50' Break yourselves upon my Body 60'		68', 88' I Need a Medic Bag 90+5' Wi-Fi Circle	Magical Realm Attendance: 99

Third Place Match

2 March 2025	/ff14/	4–0	/pd/
21:00	Emet-Selch 6' The Warrior of Light 11', 79' Mommy Merlwyb 44'		84' In a Pickle	ctf_2fort Attendance: 99

Final

2 March 2025	/cod/	1–4	/wow/
21:40	360 MLG Noscope 79'		20' Break yourselved upon my Body 23', 87' You Face Jaraxxus 40' LEROOOOY JENKINS 20' I am my Scars 30' Space Goat	KONAMI Stadium Attendance: 98

VODs

Day one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBUckRefYbs
Day two: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiOQXvPenvU
Day three: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHEBnqSsfKA
Day four: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih0M6qZjZfU

Statistics

Main article: LAN Party the 2nd: Codename Nuketown statistics

Final Rankings

/wow/
/cod/
/ff14/
/pd/

/ss13g/
/antc/
/srb2k/
/S4League/

/dsPvP/
/DRG/
/cs/
/tm/

/ssbb/
/gmod/
/d2/
/worms/

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LAN Party the 2nd: Codename Nuketown

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