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Banned Bowl '22
Banned Bowl '22 | |
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Tournament details | |
Host board | /j/ |
Dates | October 29–30 |
Teams | 6 |
Final positions | |
Champion | /qb/ |
Runner-up | /trash/ |
Third | /vip/ |
Fourth | /qa/ |
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Banned Bowl '21 | |
Banned Bowl '22 | |
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For far too long, the might of /j/ has gone unchecked. They've hoarded the hotpockets and any that would oppose them are given warnings (but not bans, they need to contact a mod for that) without mercy.
This Autumn(ish), the Banned Bowl returns.
>rules
please note: the rules are fake, and can be changed at any time
The Bowl will be played on PES 21, currently planned to be on the same patch and use the same >tactics rules as Banned Bowl '21, aka those of the 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. Livemanaging is allowed, but not required. POI is for faggots.
Team Requirements
Boards must fall into one of two categories to be eligible for participation. A board must either
- Be unable to play in >real Cups for any reason (being unlisted, no longer existing, etc.) or
- Have never played in an official 4chan Cup event before. Friendlies don't count.
Exceptions will be considered because lmao >rules
This section is intentionally vague, if you aren't sure if you fit into one of the above categories join the Banned Bowl dicksword server or just sign up below anyway and I'll yell at you if it sucks.
Current Competitors
Exports
/j/
Invitational ~/Team ID ~
- Tactical Export: ~ Returning Champions
- Aesthetics Export: ~ Hot Pockets Warming Up
- Audio Export: ~ For Free
/qa/
Invitational ~/Team ID ~
- Tactical Export: ABSOLUTE COAL
- Aesthetics Export: SHINING GEM
- Audio Export: NIGGAS IFFY UH
/qb/
Invitational 22 ~Team ID 862 ~
- Tactical Export: ~ Sacre Bleu
- Aesthetics Export: ~ This cup isnt nearly french enough Note: pls make sure you have V2, the original file crashes PES
- Audio Export: ~ You must have Bilingual Commentary
- Ball: ~ and Bilingual chat
- Pastebin for if manager is ded: ~ But /qb/ bowl? thats French only
/trash/
Invitational ~/Team ID ~
- Tactical Export: fixed tictacs
- Aesthetics Export: new fursuit collection
- Audio Export: music~
/vip/
Invitational 6/Team ID 846
- Tactical Export: Imagine unironically using 3-4-3 on Banned Bowl
- Aesthetics Export: >updating /yourteam/'s aesthetics
- Audio Export: Now with more chants!
- Ball: pls use our awful ball
- Stadium: Has the time finally come?
/vmg/
Invitational 25 ~Team ID 865 ~
- Tactical Export: It's so sad that steve jobs died of 5g cancer
- Aesthetics Export: Who is steve jobs?
- Audio Export: The creator of Samsung
Group Stage
Group A
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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/qb/ | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 6 |
/trash/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 3 |
/j/ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 0 |
29 October 2022 | /j/ | 2–3 | /trash/ | |
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17:00 |
Makes 5 Useless Boards, Leaves 17', 31' Janny's Paystub 90+3' |
23' SCP-1471 64', 81' She Looks like she Fuckes Human Men |
Benuldies Bar and Grill Attendance: 110 |
29 October 2022 | /trash/ | 1–2 | /qb/ | |
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18:20 |
This thread was moved to >>>/trash/ 43' | 39', 53' Day of the Rake | Commiesseum Attendance: 122 |
29 October 2022 | /qb/ | 4–2 | /j/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
19:40 |
Mr. President 9' Day of the Rake 19' Leaf Girl 61', 86' |
44', 73' Janny's Paystub | Commiesseum Attendance: 110 |
Group B
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
/vip/ | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 6 |
/qa/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 3 |
/vmg/ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 7 | -5 | 0 |
29 October 2022 | /vmg/ | 1–4 | /qa/ | |
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17:40 |
Thanks for Reviving KOF 8' | 5' Remove Tranime 18', 23' /qa/-tan 80' #1 Nintendo Fan |
Advice Dog Arena Attendance: 115 |
29 October 2022 | /qa/ | 2–4 | /vip/ | |
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19:00 |
Ausfreak 19' Remove Tranime 90+2' |
27', 35', 42', 87' Register a GOLD Account | Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 116 |
29 October 2022 | /vip/ | 3–1 | /vmg/ | |
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20:20 |
[This player requires a 4chan Pass to view] 16', 43', 62' | 39' Nokia 3310 90+0' Thanks for Reviving KOF |
Crypto Space Attendance: 106 |
Knockouts
Semi Finals
30 October 2022 | /qb/ | 2–1 | /qa/ | |
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18:00 |
Leaf Girl 57' Day of the Rake 82' |
69' Lee Goldson 88' Soyboy |
Commiesseum Attendance: 128 |
30 October 2022 | /vip/ | 2–2 (a.e.t.) | /trash/ | |
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18:40 |
Register a GOLD Account 74' [This player requires a 4chan Pass to view] 117' |
25' Sue Sakamoto 99' She Looks like she Fucks Human Men |
The /vip/ Lounge Attendance: 131 | |
Penalties | ||||
Register a GOLD Account [This player requires a 4chan Pass to view] test This is a Slow Board How? Happy Easter, /vip/! RRROLLLLLL YOUR PANTIES, TOO What can we do to Fight this Menace? cock.png >having a unique board culture VPN Autism |
8–9 | She Looks like she Fucks Human Men This thread was moved to >>>/trash/ SCP-1471 Fang Board Penn Gillette /trash/-tan Big Fat Bat Tats YWN have Wolf GF My Lucario is Acting Strange BIg Fat Cat Tats Stop Thinking about Sex! |
Third Place Match
30 October 2022 | /qa/ | 1–3 | /vip/ | |
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19:20 |
Ausfreak 80' | 52' This is a Slow Board 72' [This player requires a 4chan Pass to view] 90+5' test 65' >he paid to post this |
The /vip/ Lounge Attendance: 124 |
Final
30 October 2022 | /qb/ | 3–2 | /trash/ | |
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20:00 |
Leaf Girl 6', 15' Mr. President 42' |
30' SCP-1471 78' She Looks like she Fucks Human Men |
KONAMI Stadium Attendance: 121 |
Statistics
Final Rankings