Garbage Day: The Inaugural Commissioner's Spoon

Garbage Day: The Inaugural Commissioner's Spoon is yet another installment of Garbage Day Festivities following the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup group stage, streamed by Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O on November 9th & 10th. Contestants are the sixteen teams that have been relegated from the groups of the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup as well as the teams that failed to advance from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers.

Tournament details

Host board

/4ccc/

Dates

9–10 November

Teams

16

Final positions

Champion

/o/

Runner-up

/b/

Third

/r9k/

Fourth

/w/

Tournament statistics
Matches	21
Goals scored	96 (4.57 per match)
Top scorer(s)	5 goals >tfw no gf
Top assister(s)	3 assists IMT
Golden Glove	9 saves Fuckin Saved
Best player
Yellow cards	12 (0.57 per match)
Red cards	0 (0 per match)

Garbage Day: The Spoonerist

Garbage Day: The Inaugural Commissioner's Spoon

Garbage Day Cool Blue Spoon!

Participating Teams

The following teams were relegated from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.

/cm/
/s4s/
/h/
/bant/

/xs/
/n/
/fa/
/vm/

/x/
/wg/
/an/
/gd/

/vmg/
/u/
/v/
/vr/

The following teams failed to advance from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers.

/r9k/
/pol/
/b/
/w/
/o/

Bracket

Preliminaries

[s4s]

2

/n/

3

/vm/

0

/bant/

5

/cm/

3

/h/

1

/an/

3

/xs/

0

/x/

1

/fa/

2

Round of 16

/pol/

3

[s4s]

1

/wg/

4(5)

/w/

4(4)

/b/

0

/vm/

1

/vr/

1

/h/

3

/r9k/

1

/xs/

3

/gd/

2

/vmg/

1

/o/

1

/x/

6

/v/

3

/u/

1

Quarter-finals

[s4s]

3

/w/

2

/b/

2

/vr/

5

/r9k/

2

/vmg/

3

/o/

2

/u/

3

Semi-finals

/w/

3

/b/

0

/r9k/

3

/o/

2

Finals

/b/

3

/o/

1

Third Place Match

/w/

4

/r9k/

3

Round of 21

9 November 2023	/s4s/	2–3	/n/
17:00	Patrick Bateman 12' Flowre 27'		4', 73' WE GAAN 61' Bepsi 45+3' 90s Rigid MTB 57' Train Simulator Bitch	KONAMI Stadium Attendance: 120

9 November 2023	/vm/	0–5	/bant/
17:20			35', 60' Duke Nukem 68' Leaf Girl 76' Queen 82' Kot	Benuldy's Bar & Lounge VR Attendance: 126

9 November 2023	/cm/	3–1	/h/
17:40	Len-kun!!! 23', 34', 90+4'		45+2' Chikarin 12' Blowjob Face 68' Gobbo	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 124

9 November 2023	/an/	3–0	/xs/
18:00	>outdoor cat 37', 56', 70' Longboi 45+1'			Kawaii Park Attendance: 129

9 November 2023	/x/	1–2	/fa/
18:20	Glowie 58' Schizoposting 15' Jesus Saves 24' Mothman 70'		42', 66' Raf Simons	Benuldy's Bar & Lounge VR Attendance: 124

Round of 16

9 November 2023	/pol/	3–1	/s4s/
18:40	Assad 30' John Elway 34', 53'		21' Nice Grill	KONAMI Stadium Attendance: 124

9 November 2023	/wg/	4–4	/w/
19:00	Helios 4' Cunt Destroyer 35', 90+0' I Cast Testicular Torsion 71'		8' Powerlevels 30' Yotsuba Sticky 52', 84' Tasteful Lewds	The /wg/ Battlestation Attendance: 128
		Penalties
	One Million Icons Brutalism Ronald Raygun Hey /wg/ it's my Birthday Bliss mnml I Cast Testicular Torsion	5–4	Vectors Gloom Retro Eva Thread #444 1920x1080 Yotsuba Sticky Kurimu

9 November 2023	/b/	0–1	/vm/
19:20			79' Autistically Specific Minecraft Servers 67' Hamachi	Kawaii Park Attendance: 127

9 November 2023	/vr/	1–3	/h/
19:40	Doomguy 36'		32' Chikarin 68', 79' Can't Beat the Cock	The Colosseum Attendance: 124

9 November 2023	/r9k/	1–3	/xs/
20:00	Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye Contactless Virgin 68'		14', 30' Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare 45+3' Pipebomb	Cirrus Maximus Attendance: 129

9 November 2023	/gd/	2–1	/vmg/
20:20	Kerning 52', 68'		19' EoS Soon	Armchair General Attendance: 127

9 November 2023	/o/	1–6	/x/
20:40	Takumi 58'		9' Glowie 15', 22' Succubus GF 27', 38' /x/-tan 72' Cthulhu	The Magical Realm Attendance: 129

9 November 2023	/v/	3–1	/u/
21:00	Dante 60' SANIC 68' loss.jpg 90+4'		28' Befriending	Cirrus Maximus Attendance: 133

Quarterfinals

10 November 2023	/s4s/	3–2	/w/
17:00	Nice Grill 19' Konata 27' Patrick Bateman 34' Swaglord 79'		16' Waifu Walls 60' Powerlevel 69' Cute Girls in Shapes	Kawaii Park Attendance: 131

10 November 2023	/b/	2–5	/vr/
17:20	Longcat 24' ▲ ▲ ▲ 37'		29' Doomguy 45+2' Kacho Arino 65' Kirby has... a Snake in his Boot 83' What is a Man 90+0' Predictabo 78' Arle	Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium Attendance: 130

10 November 2023	/r9k/	2–3	/vmg/
17:40	Hole-in-Backanon 67' Misaki 79'		11', 34' Nokia 3310 90+4' Dragalia... Lost...	KONAMI Stadium Attendance: 145

10 November 2023	/o/	2–3	/u/
18:00	Twingo 8', 55'		39' Befriending 50' Feito-chan 70' Homuhomu	The Mountaintops Attendance: 152

Semifinals

10 November 2023	/w/	3–0	/b/
18:20	Waifu Walls 45+0' Powerlevel 64' Minimalism 90+4'			Armchair General Attendance: 157

10 November 2023	/r9k/	3–2	/o/
18:40	>tfw no gf 24', 66', 90+0'		7' Miata 31' Takumi	Adobe Arena Attendance: 153

Third Place Match

10 November 2023	/w/	4–3	/r9k/
19:00	IMT 12', 68' Tasteful Lewds 56' Waifu Walls 87'		26', 82' >tfw no gf 60' Misaki	Stadio Della Shitpost Attendance: 162

Final

10 November 2023	/b/	3–1	/o/
19:20	▲ ▲ ▲ 11', 15' Degener-AI-te 78'		83' Takumi	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 161

Statistics

Main article: Garbage Day: The Spoonerist statistics

Final Rankings

/o/
/b/
/r9k/
/w/

/s4s/
/u/
/vmg/
/vr/

/wg/
/vm/
/gd/
/h/

/pol/
/v/
/xs/
/x/

/fa/
/n/
/cm/
/an/
/bant/

The logo competition for the 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup is now taking submissions.
Please send all submissions to Potatotron. Logos will be placed in this gallery. This will be followed by a polling period to determine which logo will be used. You must supply a high-res PNG file (5000x5000 limit) and the original multi-layer source file. Additionally you must supply a qualifiers version as well as the main logo.
Cloverleaf logo: .png .svg	Deadline in: March 31 2025 23:59:59 UTCDeadline has passed.	Cloverball logo: .ai .png .svg

Garbage Day: The Inaugural Commissioner's Spoon

Contents

Participating Teams