Garbage Day: The Inaugural Commissioner's Spoon

Garbage Day: The Inaugural Commissioner's Spoon is yet another installment of Garbage Day Festivities following the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup group stage, streamed by Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O on November 9th & 10th. Contestants are the sixteen teams that have been relegated from the groups of the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup as well as the teams that failed to advance from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers.

Garbage Day: The Inaugural Commissioner's Spoon
Tournament details
Host board	/4ccc/
Dates	9–10 November
Teams	16
Final positions
Champion	/o/
Runner-up	/b/
Third	/r9k/
Fourth	/w/
Tournament statistics Matches 21 Goals scored 96 (4.57 per match) Top scorer(s) 5 goals >tfw no gf Top assister(s) 3 assists IMT Golden Glove 9 saves Fuckin Saved Best player Yellow cards 12 (0.57 per match) Red cards 0 (0 per match)
Garbage Day: The Spoonerist
Garbage Day: The Inaugural Commissioner's Spoon
Garbage Day Cool Blue Spoon!

Participating Teams

The following teams were relegated from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.

•  /cm/
•  /s4s/
•  /h/
•  /bant/

•  /xs/
•  /n/
•  /fa/
•  /vm/

•  /x/
•  /wg/
•  /an/
•  /gd/

•  /vmg/
•  /u/
•  /v/
•  /vr/

The following teams failed to advance from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers.

•  /r9k/
•  /pol/
•  /b/
•  /w/
•  /o/

Bracket

Preliminaries

 [s4s]

2

 /n/

3

 /vm/

0

 /bant/

5

 /cm/

3

 /h/

1

 /an/

3

 /xs/

0

 /x/

1

 /fa/

2

Round of 16

 /pol/

3

 [s4s]

1

 /wg/

4(5)

 /w/

4(4)

 /b/

0

 /vm/

1

 /vr/

1

 /h/

3

 /r9k/

1

 /xs/

3

 /gd/

2

 /vmg/

1

 /o/

1

 /x/

6

 /v/

3

 /u/

1

Quarter-finals

 [s4s]

3

 /w/

2

 /b/

2

 /vr/

5

 /r9k/

2

 /vmg/

3

 /o/

2

 /u/

3

Semi-finals

 /w/

3

 /b/

0

 /r9k/

3

 /o/

2

Finals

 /b/

3

 /o/

1

Third Place Match

 /w/

4

 /r9k/

3

Round of 21

9 November 2023	/s4s/	2–3	/n/
17:00	Patrick Bateman  12' Flowre  27'		4', 73' WE GAAN  61' Bepsi  45+3' 90s Rigid MTB  57' Train Simulator Bitch	KONAMI Stadium Attendance: 120

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9 November 2023	/vm/	0–5	/bant/
17:20			35', 60' Duke Nukem  68' Leaf Girl  76' Queen  82' Kot	Benuldy's Bar & Lounge VR Attendance: 126

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9 November 2023	/cm/	3–1	/h/
17:40	Len-kun!!!  23', 34', 90+4'		45+2' Chikarin  12' Blowjob Face  68' Gobbo	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 124

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9 November 2023	/an/	3–0	/xs/
18:00	>outdoor cat  37', 56', 70' Longboi  45+1'			Kawaii Park Attendance: 129

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9 November 2023	/x/	1–2	/fa/
18:20	Glowie  58' Schizoposting  15' Jesus Saves  24' Mothman  70'		42', 66' Raf Simons	Benuldy's Bar & Lounge VR Attendance: 124

Round of 16

9 November 2023	/pol/	3–1	/s4s/
18:40	Assad  30' John Elway  34', 53'		21' Nice Grill	KONAMI Stadium Attendance: 124

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9 November 2023	/wg/	4–4	/w/
19:00	Helios  4' Cunt Destroyer  35', 90+0' I Cast Testicular Torsion  71'		8' Powerlevels  30' Yotsuba Sticky  52', 84' Tasteful Lewds	The /wg/ Battlestation Attendance: 128
		Penalties
	One Million Icons Brutalism Ronald Raygun Hey /wg/ it's my Birthday Bliss mnml I Cast Testicular Torsion	5–4	Vectors Gloom Retro Eva Thread #444 1920x1080 Yotsuba Sticky Kurimu

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9 November 2023	/b/	0–1	/vm/
19:20			79' Autistically Specific Minecraft Servers  67' Hamachi	Kawaii Park Attendance: 127

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9 November 2023	/vr/	1–3	/h/
19:40	Doomguy  36'		32' Chikarin  68', 79' Can't Beat the Cock	The Colosseum Attendance: 124

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9 November 2023	/r9k/	1–3	/xs/
20:00	Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye Contactless Virgin  68'		14', 30' Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare  45+3' Pipebomb	Cirrus Maximus Attendance: 129

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9 November 2023	/gd/	2–1	/vmg/
20:20	Kerning  52', 68'		19' EoS Soon	Armchair General Attendance: 127

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9 November 2023	/o/	1–6	/x/
20:40	Takumi  58'		9' Glowie  15', 22' Succubus GF  27', 38' /x/-tan  72' Cthulhu	The Magical Realm Attendance: 129

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9 November 2023	/v/	3–1	/u/
21:00	Dante  60' SANIC  68' loss.jpg  90+4'		28' Befriending	Cirrus Maximus Attendance: 133

Quarterfinals

10 November 2023	/s4s/	3–2	/w/
17:00	Nice Grill  19' Konata  27' Patrick Bateman  34' Swaglord  79'		16' Waifu Walls  60' Powerlevel  69' Cute Girls in Shapes	Kawaii Park Attendance: 131

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10 November 2023	/b/	2–5	/vr/
17:20	Longcat  24' ▲ ▲ ▲  37'		29' Doomguy  45+2' Kacho Arino  65' Kirby has... a Snake in his Boot  83' What is a Man  90+0' Predictabo  78' Arle	Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium Attendance: 130

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10 November 2023	/r9k/	2–3	/vmg/
17:40	Hole-in-Backanon  67' Misaki  79'		11', 34' Nokia 3310  90+4' Dragalia... Lost...	KONAMI Stadium Attendance: 145

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10 November 2023	/o/	2–3	/u/
18:00	Twingo  8', 55'		39' Befriending  50' Feito-chan  70' Homuhomu	The Mountaintops Attendance: 152

Semifinals

10 November 2023	/w/	3–0	/b/
18:20	Waifu Walls  45+0' Powerlevel  64' Minimalism  90+4'			Armchair General Attendance: 157

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10 November 2023	/r9k/	3–2	/o/
18:40	>tfw no gf  24', 66', 90+0'		7' Miata  31' Takumi	Adobe Arena Attendance: 153

Third Place Match

10 November 2023	/w/	4–3	/r9k/
19:00	IMT  12', 68' Tasteful Lewds  56' Waifu Walls  87'		26', 82' >tfw no gf  60' Misaki	Stadio Della Shitpost Attendance: 162

Final

10 November 2023	/b/	3–1	/o/
19:20	▲ ▲ ▲  11', 15' Degener-AI-te  78'		83' Takumi	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 161

Statistics

Main article: Garbage Day: The Spoonerist statistics

Final Rankings

1.  /o/
2.  /b/
3.  /r9k/
4.  /w/

5.  /s4s/
5.  /u/
5.  /vmg/
8.  /vr/

9.  /wg/
10.  /vm/
11.  /gd/
12.  /h/

12.  /pol/
12.  /v/
12.  /xs/
16.  /x/

17.  /fa/
18.  /n/
19.  /cm/
20.  /an/
21.  /bant/