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Fakkin Boolsheet Series IV: Jabroni Jamboree
Jabroni Jamboree.png
Tournament details
Host board TBD icon.png TBD
Dates June 30 - July 8th
Teams ??
Final positions
Champion Umvc3 icon.png /umvc3/
Runner-up Azu icon.png /azu/
Third Poland icon.png /poland/
Fourth Bw icon.png /bw/
Tournament statistics
Goals scored 0 (Expression error: Unexpected round operator. per match)
Top scorer(s)
Top assister(s)
Golden Glove
Best player N/A
Yellow cards 0 (Expression error: Unexpected round operator. per match)
Red cards 0 (Expression error: Unexpected round operator. per match)

Fakkin Boolsheet Series III
Fakkin Boolsheet Series IV: Jabroni Jamboree
Fakkin Boolsheet Underground



PLEASE NOTE: The Chump Onion League is suspended due to scheduling issues. It is being left on the page in hopes it can be ran at a later date, but would likely be after the 2018 Summer Cup. Prease understando.

June 29th - Gauntlet
June 30th - Worst Games + Pokemon Classic
July 1st - Lanky + Home Run Derby
July 2nd - Random Formation
July 3rd - Fakkin Boolsheet Day 1
July 5th - Fakkin Boolsheet Day 2


Please sign your team up under the banner of the event you wish for them to compete in. If you don't know yet, feel free to list them here, and they'll be slotted in wherever there's room at (mostly) random. Please don't list a team in more than one area, and no more than one team per manager per slot. And no, councils, this doesn't mean you can have /mlp/ then 50 flavors of pone. Please, if you're part of a council but both want to sign up, use teams that are different. As an aside, with the increased number of teams asking for spots, if you sign up more than 4 teams then you may be asked to vacate some of those spots if there is sufficient interest. This is so more people can experience the Boolsheet.

Please note that due to previous events, we will reserve the right to disallow teams if they don't reach a Standard of Interest. If such a thing happens, we will contact you and possibly see if there's a way to bring your team up to standards.

Exports must be posted by June 21st.

Reserve Teams and Other Signups

These teams either have signed up for an event that didn't make the cut, have some problem, or have volunteered to be reserve teams to fill holes in the event schedule. If there is a problem, it will be listed alongside the signup. Please note if you want to sign up for an event under consideration, please use this section as well.

Hoenn icon.png /hoenn/There's not enough water here tbh (Whichever contest in seems the funniest)(Blinky (talk) 00:29, 2 March 2018 (UTC)}
Bakuon icon.png /bakuon/Da ting go VROOOOM PUTPUTPUTPUTPUT DUUKAAAAAAAAAAAAH (possibly Gauntlet) (Blinky (talk) 00:29, 2 March 2018 (UTC)}
Agdg icon.png /agdg/ We will never turn down gimmickshit matches Incoming (talk) 09:11, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
Vip icon.png /vip/ AND/OR J icon.png /j/ AND/OR 5 icon.gif /5/ AND/OR Z logo.png /z/: Take your pick of the never ever series and I'll actually be arsed to make them an export, probably! Incoming (talk) 09:11, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
S icon.png /s/ Let me know if you need them so I can get stuff ready Magicblue (talk) 03:47, 2 April 2018 (UTC)



  • A working PES17 export
  • An anthem
  • At least one goalhorn
  • At least one outfielder kit and a goalkeeper kit; two outfielder kits are recommended
  • Team logo
  • Team page on the wiki
  • Mini-logo for the wiki

Highly encouraged

  • Aesthetics other than kits (custom models)


  • Sobriety
  • Taking this shit seriously
  • Bullying the streamer for rigging an obviously rigged event


Since this is for shits and giggles, exports may be in any of the recently used formats (i.e. Main Cup format, Tag Team Cup format, /ag/ League Format, /vg/ League Format, etc). I only ask that you obey usual height rules and usual medal rules (Except TTC-format exports, which have GSSSS instead of GGSS GSSBB).


  • Hulk Hogan calls you a nigger to your face


We start off with our first and second seeds pairing off. Winner stays on to move down the ladder. Last team standing wins, whether they won 10 games or only 1.

Sign Ups

  • Kmd icon.png /kmd/Kobayashi-san! watch me choke this penalty (Gauntlet or other hilarious looking contest)(Blinky (talk) 00:29, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Sega icon.png /sega/ Let's cast some dreams into the Gauntlet! DrDtroit (talk) 12:36, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
  • Genwun icon.png /genwun/ /genwun/rhs (talk) 14:19, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Ddlc icon.png /ddlc/ Anything happened here... Svenskii (talk) 23:09, 26 June 2018 (UTC)
  • Bw icon.png /bw/ WEATHER ALERT: It's raining goals MagicalCoat (talk) 20:25, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Kp icon.png /kp/ Beat this team, if you're so great. --KinseyTypeF (talk) 10:11, 4 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Tfe icon.png /tfe/ Howdy Howdy, let's get rowdy Labcoat (talk) 01:26, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
  • Aceg icon.png /aceg/ << Time to dive into the fireworks! >> Dog-chan (talk) 07:13, 10 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Lwa icon.png /lwa/ Fuck it, let's give people some yay here. Metagross01 (talk) 00:27, 16 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Fgoalter icon.png /fgoalter/ Burning apples like crazy. Karth (talk) 11:15, 30 May 2018 (UTC)
  • G icon.png /g/ No Time For Goals Giovani1906 (talk) 08:30, 17 June 2018 (UTC)

Gauntlet Order

Note: Matches will be Wheel Decided live on stream at time of match.

29 June 2018 /g/ G icon.png 0–5 Fgoalter icon.png /fgoalter/

Install Gentoo Booked 5'
Botnet Red card 57'
Goal 5' (pen.) Apology for Failure
Goal 20'88' Whassup My Homies?
Goal 43' I Recommend Suicide
Goal 79' The Priest Smiles

Attendance: 60

29 June 2018 /fgoalter/ Fgoalter icon.png 2–3 Kmd icon.png /kmd/

Roll For Mordred Goal 34'90+3'
It Doesn't Count Booked 66'
Goal 16'62' T H I C C
Goal 25' Dead Fish Eyes

Attendance: 65

29 June 2018 /kmd/ Kmd icon.png 2–1 Aceg icon.png /aceg/

Tohru-sama Goal 76'
AME AME AME Goal 82'
Tohru-sama Booked 80'
Goal 69' Cipher
Attendance: 55

29 June 2018 /kmd/ Kmd icon.png 1–3 Genwun icon.png /genwun/

T H I C C Goal 46'
No Chaos Dragons Allowed Booked 37'
Goal 11' 255 in 256 Chance to Hit
Goal 25'63' DxDyDz
Booked 53' Leech Seed Toxic

Attendance: 50

29 June 2018 /genwun/ Genwun icon.png 2–1 Kp icon.png /kp/

Leech Seed Toxic Goal 20'
DxDyDz Goal 43'
Attendance: 50

29 June 2018 /genwun/ Genwun icon.png 2–1 Ddlc icon.png /ddlc/

Horn Drill Tauros Goal 88'
>moltres >lengendary Goal 90+1'
Goal 89' Sheepyori
Attendance: 51

29 June 2018 /genwun/ Genwun icon.png 4–1 Tfe icon.png /tfe/

DxDyDz Goal 2'10'
Horn Drill Tauros Goal 67'78'
Goal 50' Uncle Dane
Booked 77' Rancho Relaxo

Attendance: 48

29 June 2018 /genwun/ Genwun icon.png 1–2 Sega icon.png /sega/

DxDyDz Goal 20' Goal 69'88' Does What Nintendon't
Booked 70' Super Sanic

Attendance: 48

29 June 2018 /sega/ Sega icon.png 2–3 Lwa icon.png /lwa/

Does what Nintendon't Goal 83'
Super Sanic Booked 46'
Does what Nintendon't Booked 68'
Goal 5'72'74' Sasuga Diana
Booked 65' Barbara

Attendance: 49

29 June 2018 /lwa/ Lwa icon.png 1–3 Bw icon.png /bw/

Shiny Chariot Goal 61'
Constanze Booked 73'
Amanda Booked 84'
Goal 4'35'82' The Sun is a Deadly Lazer
Booked 19' How Bout I do Anyway?
Booked 37' You Could Make A Religion Out Of This

Attendance: 47

Home Run Derby

6 teams play against /trash/, whoever scores the most goals wins. If a team is scored on by /trash/, it is DQ'd and the game is immediately ended. If all 6 teams are DQ'd, /trash/ wins. Which team will walk away as the Home Run Derby hero?

Sign Ups

  • Woah icon.png /woah/This will be for the Homerun Derby, then it's going to die this time I swear (Homerun Derby)(Blinky (talk) 00:29, 2 March 2018 (UTC)}
  • M/u icon.png /m/u/ Home derby? No problem for NANA SHALL WILL IT MS (talk) 04:53, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Nba icon.png /nba/ Make way for the three point contest champs. --Aitor Karanka !!vHwU8e1Ta/3 07:39, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Ert icon.png /ert/ Stop stop, they're already ded. Prow (talk) 17:00, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Dg icon.png /dg/ How will you fare against utter chaos?Update Guy (talk) 22:14, 31 March 2018 (UTC)


1 July 2018 /woah/ Woah icon.png 4–1 Trash icon.png /trash/

Wowowowowowowowo Goal 20'30'
Miss Woahbayashi Goal 44'
Woahki Woahki Literature Club Goal 50'
Goal 62' Kaiji Tatami Arena
Attendance: 49

1 July 2018 /nba/ Nba icon.png 15–0 Trash icon.png /trash/

Swept In 5 Goal 2'26'37'70'78'
Jon Wol Is Shook Goal 8'24'
Fuck Kevin Durant Goal 9'19'34'45+0'60'64'
Career Ending Injury Goal 29'
Eric jr Goal 86'
Swept In 5 Booked 4'
""Rookie"" of the Year Yellow cardYellow cardRed card 21', 30'
Fuck Kevin Durant Booked 88'
Booked 85' James Holmes Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
Attendance: 45

1 July 2018 /m/u/ M/u icon.png 7–0 Trash icon.png /trash/

Symmetrical Docking Goal 12'30'50'71'
Flute Rape Goal 35'
White Devil Goal 44'
Tachibana Hibiki Goal 40+2'
Benuldy's Pub
Attendance: 41

1 July 2018 /ert/ Ert icon.png 7–0 Trash icon.png /trash/

Yotsuba Goal 2'
Lightsaber Dick Goal 20'
Take It To the Vet Goal 23'??'60'68'
Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 64'
Akkarin Booked 35'
Booked 76' James Holmes El Monumental Failure
Attendance: 40

1 July 2018 /dg/ Dg icon.png 11–0 Trash icon.png /trash/

The Blacklist Goal 11'
Chadlock Goal 13'23'45+0'53'
Titans Lead the Way Goal 45+3'64'76'80'83'
>Destiny 1.5 Goal 73'
Titans Lead the Way Booked 45+2'
Booked 45+2' Gaben Cinnabar Gym
Attendance: 40

The Worst Games Ever Played

All minimum height, weight, stats, and no cards. Will there be a goal? Will anyone win? Just to be safe, this will include Benuldies, so don't worry about being in an endless vortex of shit!

Sign Ups

  • Ll icon.png /ll/ Lesblets are at it again MS (talk) 05:22, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Ygotas icon.png /ygotas/ It's time to play a children's divegrass game Metagross01 (talk) 21:08, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Gs logo.png /gs/ How high can this contestant get up the money tree? Dag (talk) 05:16, 25 March 2018 (UTC)

Group A

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Gs icon.png /gs/ 2 1 0 1 2 1 1 3
Ll icon.png /ll/ 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3
Ygotas icon.png /ygotas/ 2 1 0 1 0 1 -1 3

2 July 2018 /ll/ Ll icon.png 0–0 Ygotas icon.png /ygotas/

Stadio della Shitpost
Attendance: 45
Precocious befriending Missed
Killer Rabbit Scored
Domina et egomet Missed
Noriko is my wife! Scored
Scored Tristan's Voice
Scored Heil Kaiba

2 July 2018 /gs/ Gs icon.png 1–1 Ll icon.png /ll/

Ken Jennings Goal 8'
Regis Philbin Booked 60'
Goal 16' Dekkaido Daytona Beach
Attendance: 45
Dick Clark Scored
Steve Harvey Scored
Ken Jennings Missed
Twenty-One Missed
2–4 Scored Dekkaido
Scored Kannamemo
Scored Domina et egomet
Scored Noriko is my wife!

2 July 2018 /ygotas/ Ygotas icon.png 0–1 Gs icon.png /gs/

Goal 70' Bob Barker Kawaii Park
Attendance: 44

Lankyb Owl

7 riggers forwards, langball only, armature cup rules otherwise.

Sign Ups

  • Mogra icon.png /mogra/What time is it? Time to PARTY HARD (Lankyb Owl most likely)(Blinky (talk) 00:29, 2 March 2018 (UTC)}
  • Uv icon.png /uv/ 7 vidya lesbians forward MS (talk) 04:55, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Ita icon.png /ita/ Why stop to 7 when you can have a 1-0-9? Mako (talk) 17:36, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Naruto icon.png /Naruto/ Ninja Art: Offense overload no jutsu! MagicalCoat (talk) 20:27, 2 March 2018 (UTC)


Semi Finals
Mogra icon.png /mogra/
Uv icon.png /uv/
Ita icon.png /ita/
Naruto icon.png /Naruto/
Mogra icon.png /mogra/
Ita icon.png /ita/
Third Place Match
Uv icon.png /uv/
Naruto icon.png /Naruto/

1 July 2018 /mogra/ Mogra icon.png 6–5 Uv icon.png /uv/

What Radio is This? Goal 59'
Party Hard Goal 62'65'67'
D-Yama Goal 69'
KZ Drinking Game Goal 86'
Goal 27'38'45+5'90+0' Misclicking
Goal 48' High Impact Sexual Violence
Booked 24' Lesbomancy
Konami Stadium
Attendance: 47

1 July 2018 /ita/ Ita icon.png 5–5 Naruto icon.png /Naruto/

Pizza Margherita Goal 25'55'
Hackerino Goal 30'
DVCE Goal 63'
Italo Disco Goal 90+2'
Goal 21' Yamato
Goal 24' Hall of Anal Devastation
Goal 28' SOLO KING
Goal 48' The Coolest Guy
Goal 56' Keikaku Man
CIA Meemorial Stadium
Attendance: 43
Italo Disco Scored
DVCE Scored
Zitto Animale Scored
Pizza Margherita Scored
Vaffanculo Scored
5–3 Scored Rin a Shit
Scored TnJ
Missed Tricked To Death

1 July 2018 /uv/ Uv icon.png 11–1 Naruto icon.png /Naruto/

Misclicking Goal 17'32'36'50'67'
Bayonetta Goal 28'
Tracer Goal 31'38'61'
Rain Goal 45+2'
Danger/u/ Goal 90+1'
Goal 52' TnJ Snapchat Stadium
Attendance: 46

1 July 2018 /mogra/ Mogra icon.png 3–2 Ita icon.png /ita/

KZ Drinking Game Goal 44'68'
Goal 18' Italo disco
Goal 38' >tfw can't into the world cup
Awesome Dome
Attendance: 45

Random Formationb Owl

Your formation will be wheeldecided from the PES defaults, it's up to you to configure a team to fit into it... and win.
Note that while you can move players around on the pitch, you may not move them away from their natual position. I.E. you can play two very centered WMFs or two very wide WMFs, but you cannot move them into CMF territory. Also, The number in the lower left hand corner of the tactic must match your assigned formation, so for example CMFs may not be moved into DMF territory, as even though that's within their range box, it will change the formation count. Finally, the teams will be run on Simple Tactics.

Sign Ups


Aus 4-1-2-3
音MAD 3-2-2-3
Alloys 5-2-1-2
B 3-2-4-1
Co 3-2-3-2
Bird 4-2-2-2

Group A

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Co icon.png /co/ 2 2 0 0 4 1 3 6
B icon.png /b/ 2 1 0 1 2 3 -1 3
音MAD icon.png /音MAD/ 2 0 0 2 2 4 -2 0

2 July 2018 /b/ B icon.png 0–2 Co icon.png /co/

Goal 38'90+4' Doom Tatami Arena
Attendance: 19

2 July 2018 /音MAD/ 音MAD icon.png 1–2 B icon.png /b/

Donarudo Goal 25' Goal 18' #REKT
Booked 24' RULE 34
Benuldy's Pub
Attendance: 19

2 July 2018 /co/ Co icon.png 2–1 音MAD icon.png /音MAD/

40 Cakes Goal 25'
Aku Goal 34'
Goal 38' Masami Hisamoto Camp Noufag
Attendance: 23

Group B

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Aus icon.png /aus/ 2 2 0 0 3 1 2 6
Bird icon.png /bird/ 2 0 0 2 1 2 -1 0
Alloys icon.png /alloys/ 2 0 0 2 0 1 -1 0

2 July 2018 /alloys/ Alloys icon.png 0–0 Bird icon.png /bird/

The Goop Zone
Attendance: 26
Iridosmine Scored
Electrum Scored
Steel Scored
Stellite Scored
Niter Scored
5–3 Scored CAWWW
Scored Bavi
Missed Watashi wa Toki
Scored 1000 Cranes

2 July 2018 /aus/ Aus icon.png 1–0 Alloys icon.png /alloys/

Ciggy Butt Brain Goal 22'
Faceless Man Red card 83'
The Token LGBT Representation Arena
Attendance: 26

2 July 2018 /bird/ Bird icon.png 1–2 Aus icon.png /aus/

Bavi Goal 90+4' Goal 13'72' Ciggy Butt Brain Simple and Easy Arena
Attendance: 24


2 July 2018 /co/ Co icon.png 1–1 Alloys icon.png /alloys/

Aku Goal 35' Goal 62' Iridosmine Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium
Attendance: 27
Doom Missed
Aku Scored
/co/lette Scored
40 Cakes Scored
Gaston Scored
Hope Corgi Scored
Your New Favorite Show Scored
T.O.M. Scored
Professor Zoom Scored
Brock Samson Scored
Judge Dredd Scored
Doom Scored
Aku Scored
12–11 Scored Electrum
Scored Iridosmine
Missed Steel
Scored Hydroxyde
Scored Alnico
Scored Brass
Scored Bronze
Scored Coplatine
Scored Tiolav
Scored Terne
Scored Nichrome
Scored Electrum
Missed Iridosmine

2 July 2018 /aus/ Aus icon.png 3–3 B icon.png /b/

The Don Goal 28'79'
>Dual Citizenship Goal 68'
Goal 43' Giga Puddi
Goal 49' #REKT
Goal 65' 60s Spiderman
Transaltlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
Attendance: 25
The Don Scored
Ciggy Butt Brain Scored
Faceless Man Scored
Drop Bear Scored
High Five Danger Rating Scored
Pull a Sickie Missed
5–6 Scored Triforce
Scored #REKT
Scored 60s Spiderman
Scored Creepshot
Scored Ocean of Piss
Scored Giga Puddi

Third Place Match

2 July 2018 /aus/ Aus icon.png 1–1 Alloys icon.png /alloys/

The Don Goal 55' Goal 2' Steel 100 Acre Wood
Attendance: 26
The Don Missed
Ciggy Butt Brain Scored
Faceless Man Scored
Drop Brar Scored
Aussie Battler Scored
4–5 Scored Electrum
Scored Iridosmine
Scored Steel
Scored Scal
Scored Alnico


2 July 2018 /b/ B icon.png 3–1 Co icon.png /co/

#REKT Goal 29'70'
Giga Puddi Goal 59'
Nerve Gas Booked 44'
Goal 24' Doom Karasuno Gymnasium
Attendance: 25

6v6 Pokemon Classic: Anime vs Sports

2 factions of 6 teams representing the classic rivalry in the 4chan cup. It works somewhat in a gauntlet style, with the Winner staying on, but instead of going straight down a list, it moves on to the next team in that faction's group. If either side loses all their teams, then their side loses! Team order will be randomized, and teams near the end of either side may not play, but isn't it worth the risk to defend your side? (Note: Temans do not need to be official board teams, but merely ones related to that side's interest. For example, /hoc/ would be acceptable for sports, while /monmusu/ would be acceptable for Anime.)

Anime: winslol

  • D icon.png /d/ Gotta give my own effort for the cause innit DrDtroit (talk) 23:18, 16 March 2018 (UTC)
  • A icon.png /a/ Can't have the anime team without the least anime board Blinky (talk) 01:10, 17 March 2018 (UTC)
  • C icon.png /c/ Gotta have the imouto try her best! MagicalCoat (talk) 06:29, 17 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Jojo icon.png /jojo/ yare yare daze... *tips hathair* TheWorst (talk) 05:06, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
  • Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Get Set ravenire (talk) 22:10, 24 May 2018 (UTC)
  • Pmmm icon.png /pmmm/ They woke me up for this, also magical lesbians HinanoSensei (talk) 17:56, 21 June 2018 (UTC)


  • Hoc icon.png /hoc/ You ain't ready for these memes, nerds PAVAL (talk) 19:55, 17 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Epl icon.png /epl/ Better get more games in quick before moyes gets relegated again CoIlieBro (talk) 22:13, 25 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Cbj icon.png /cbj/ Daily reminder that /a/ is a /hoc/ colony Kostas GRE (talk) 13:00, 26 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Rw icon.png /rw/ Fighting robots is a sport, right? Animeme shins beware Megabeastage (talk) 17:16, 26 March 2018 (UTC)
  • Mls+ayy icon.png /mls+ayy/ Doyle said I had to do this to prove that MLS is a good league and that Americans are good at sawker, so here we are. admiralmeru (talk) 17:00, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
  • SerieA icon.png /SerieA/ /SerieA/ will play in honor of Eternal Yuto, the magic fullback Canes (talk) 18:30, 16 April 2018 (UTC)


Note: Matches will be Wheel Decided live on stream. Due to the nature of this event, there could be as few as 6 and as many as 11 matches, as such we have the maximum number of spaces below, but they might not all be used.

30 June 2018 /tsab/ Tsab icon.png 0–0 SerieA icon.png /SerieA/

The Sauce Pot
Attendance: 54
Lightning 01 Scored
Queen of The Night Sky Scored
Rinne Did Nothing Wrong Scored
The Saint King Scored
4–2 Missed Montella's Smile
Scored Angelo Ogbonna Porca Madonna
Missed King Cuck

30 June 2018 /tsab/ Tsab icon.png 2–1 Rw icon.png /rw/

Ace of Aces Goal 29'
Queen of the Night Sky Goal 82'
Goal 40' >untested designs Mont Cervin
Attendance: 55

30 June 2018 /tsab/ Tsab icon.png 1–2 Cbj icon.png /cbj/

Lightning 01 Goal 67' Goal 57' Breadman
Goal 79' Fliggy
Cutting Mat
Attendance: 52

30 June 2018 /cbj/ Cbj icon.png 2–3 Pmmm icon.png /pmmm/

Fliggy Goal 70'
Breadman Goal 80'
Goal 17'47' AquaHomu, Breaker of Legs
Goal 34' 5v1 me, faggot
Cinnabar Gym
Attendance: 56

30 June 2018 /pmmm/ Pmmm icon.png 4–2 Mls+ayy icon.png /mls+ayy/

AquaHomu, Breaker of Legs Goal 7'14'
Eroha Goal 17'
Easy Mode Support Goal 68'
Goal 20'26' Doyle Cinnabar Gym
Attendance: 57

30 June 2018 /pmmm/ Pmmm icon.png 2–4 Epl icon.png /epl/

AquaHomu, Breaker of Legs Goal 31'
Easy Mode Support Goal 73'
Fuyuyu Booked 34'
Goal 34' (pen.)67'79' Shout Hooray
Goal 54' I'm Tired Wobbie
Booked 80' Enhanced Match Experience
Mont Cervin
Attendance: 56

30 June 2018 /epl/ Epl icon.png 1–2 C icon.png /c/
Note: If needed
Eddie For England Goal 74' Goal 16'45+0' (pen.) Yui
Booked 5' 2hu Hijack
Animation Alley
Attendance: 52

30 June 2018 /c/ C icon.png 4–3 Hoc icon.png /hoc/
Note: If needed
Yui Goal 19'27'90+1'
Every Girl Best Girl Goal 66'
Every Girl Best Girl Booked 34'
Goal 41' Bo Sheeep
Goal 82' Bulju
Goal 85' Bill
Booked 85' Bo Sheeep
The Mountaintops
Attendance: 53

Crowd Requested Match

30 June 2018 /jojo/ Jojo icon.png 4–1 A icon.png /a/

Duwang Goal 49'68'90+0'
Goal 71' Cowboy Bebop
Booked 24' It Just Works
Tokyo Dome
Attendance: 56

Chump Onions Leek 2018

What a year the 2017-2018 4chan Cup season has been. Let's sit with the gay community and share our tendies as we remeber the gainz we achieved in the last year! Throw in a few extra teams, and we'll have a great time celebrating what the last year has left us.

Team List

  • Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ /lgbt/ Summer Champ
  • An icon.png /an/ /an/ Summer Third Place (Replacing /u/, who later won Winter)
  • R9k icon.png /r9k/ /r9k/ Autumn Champ
  • X icon.png /x/ /x/ Autumn Runner Up
  • U icon.png /u/ /u/ Winter Champ
  • Mlp icon.png /mlp/ /mlp/ Winter Runner Up
  • E icon.png /e/ /e/ Spring Champ
  • Soc icon.png /soc/ /soc/ Spring Runner Up
  • Vrg icon.png /vrg/ /vg/l Champ
  • Fgg icon.png /fgg/ /vg/l Runner Up
  • Reddit icon.png /reddit/ Tag Team Cup Winner
  • Fn icon.png /fn/ Runner Up
  • Sg icon.png /sg/ /pol/ league winner
  • Trb icon.png /trb/ /sp/erb Owl champion
  • Block icon.png /block/ (or some other usually OP team)
  • Real Madrid icon.png /Real Madrid/ IRL Champions League winner


Round of 16
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Real Madrid


Sign Ups


Round of 16
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Sora icon.png /sora/
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Hanny icon.png /hanny/
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虹裏jp icon.png /虹裏jp/
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Poland icon.png /poland/
Italypol icon.png /italypol/
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Bnha icon.png /bnha/
Scigd icon.png /scigd/
Dangeru icon.png /dangeru/
Azu icon.png /azu/
Sora icon.png /sora/
Hanny icon.png /hanny/
Bw icon.png /bw/
Creepy icon.png /creepy/
Poland icon.png /poland/
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Dangeru icon.png /dangeru/
Azu icon.png /azu/
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Poland icon.png /poland/
Umvc3 icon.png /umvc3/
Azu icon.png /azu/
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Third Place Match
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Poland icon.png /poland/

Round of 16

3 July 2018 /azu/ Azu icon.png 4–2 Fgog icon.png /fgog/

Removable Pigtails Goal 14'
Sadistic Cat Goal 26'
Madwoman Goal 50'
Based Nyamo-sensei Goal 72'
Sadistic Cat Booked 51'
Goal 8' Regend
Benuldy's Pub
Attendance: 43

3 July 2018 /sora/ Sora icon.png 2–1 Ctt icon.png /ctt/

Witch of Helvetia Goal 31'83' Goal 71' 16-bit Lesbians Tatami Arena
Attendance: 51

3 July 2018 /bane/ File:Bane icon.png 2–3 Hanny icon.png /hanny/

In Charge Goal 21'
Extremly Painful Goal 68'
Goal 6'90+0' Tosh
Goal 31' Too Smart to Win
Daytona Beach
Attendance: 44

3 July 2018 /bw/ Bw icon.png 2–2 Mgr icon.png /mgr/

The Sun is a Deadly Lazer Goal 10'60'
Something's Alive in the Ocean Booked 58'
Time to Conquer all of India Booked 68'
Most of India Booked 73'
Goal 19' Senator Armstrong
Goal 41' Jack The Ripper
Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium
Attendance: 37
The Sun is a Deadly Lazer Scored
You Could Make a Relgion out of This Scored
Died in a Tornado Scored
How bout i do anyway? Scored
4–2 Scored Jack The Ripper
Missed Senator Armstrong
Scored Rules of Nature
Missed Nanomachines

3 July 2018 /虹裏jp/ 虹裏jp icon.png 2–2 Creepy icon.png /creepy/

Uncle Mugen Goal 51'
Super Stellar Sudo Goal 61'
Goal 65'90+2' Sanic.exe Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
Attendance: 39
Super Stellar Sudo Missed
Uncle Mugen Missed
Cat Look Like Janny Scored
Madoka a Shit Scored
Anonymous of X Missed
2–3 Scored Sanic.exe
Scored Jeff The Killer
Missed Red
Scored Pokemon Bootlegs

3 July 2018 /poland/ Poland icon.png 3–2 Italypol icon.png /italypol/

Zdzisław Brzęczyszczykiewicz Goal 40'75'
Geralt Goal 57'
Goal 37' Ourboy Salvini
Goal 43' (pen.) Giuseppe Conte
Daytona Beach
Attendance: 32

3 July 2018 /umvc3/ Umvc3 icon.png 10–0 Bnha icon.png /bnha/

TAKE THAT! Goal 40'88'
It's Mahvel Baby! Goal 45+0'65'80'90+0'90+4'
Zero May Cry Goal 54'82'
Foot Dive Goal 71'
Red card 29' Daddy Issues
Yellow cardYellow cardRed card 33', 76' Floppy Floppy
Amphitheatrum Flavium
Attendance: 30

3 July 2018 /scigd/ Scigd icon.png 1–3 Dangeru icon.png /dangeru/

Mathematical Beauty Goal 22'
>biology>hard science Booked 78'
Goal 39' Smug Loli Hookerbot
Goal 43' "Optional" Karmotrine
Goal 68' >julianne
Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
Attendance: 33

Quarter Finals

5 July 2018 /azu/ Azu icon.png 2–0 Sora icon.png /sora/

Based Nyamo-Sensei Goal 6'8'
Attendance: 33

5 July 2018 /hanny/ Hanny icon.png 1–3 Bw icon.png /bw/

TOSH Goal 17' Goal 70'89' You Could Make A Religion Out Of This
Goal 77' The Sun Is A Deadly Lazer

Attendance: 33

5 July 2018 /creepy/ Creepy icon.png 1–2 Poland icon.png /poland/

Sanic.exe Goal 67' Goal 25' Kazimierz the Great
Goal 30' Fryderyk Chopin

Attendance: 36

5 July 2018 /umvc3/ Umvc3 icon.png 3–0 Dangeru icon.png /dangeru/

FOOT DIVE Goal 54'88' (pen.)
OTG Assist Goal 63'
Respect The Pipe Booked 69'

Attendance: 35

Semi Finals

5 July 2018 /azu/ Azu icon.png 3–1 Bw icon.png /bw/

Best Dad Goal 11'
Based Nyamo-sensei Goal 31'
Murder Osaka Goal 45+2'
Sadistic Cat Booked 51'
Goal 50' How bout i do anyway?
Booked 42' Most of India

Attendance: 34

5 July 2018 /poland/ Poland icon.png 4–4 Umvc3 icon.png /umvc3/

Kazimierz the Great Goal 40'
Zdzisław Brzęczyszczykiewicz Goal 49'54'
Geralt Goal 56'
Goal 36'58' FOOT DIVE
Goal 52' It's Mahvel Baby!
Goal 90+2' OTG Assist

Attendance: 38
Zdzisław Brzęczyszczykiewicz Scored
Geralt Missed
Kazimierz the Great Scored
Makumba Scored
Jan III "Roach Slayer" Sobieski Scored
4–5 Scored It's Mahvel baby
Scored Zero May Cry
Scored OTG Assist
Scored Anchor Vergil

Third Place Match

5 July 2018 /bw/ Bw icon.png 1–1 Poland icon.png /poland/

No don't Goal 40'
Time to Conquer All of India Booked 90+3'
Goal 54' Geralt
Attendance: 38
The Sun is a Deadly Lazer Scored
You Could Make A Religion Out Of This Scored
How Bout I Do Anyway? Missed
Died in a Tornado Scored
Even Crazier Space Dust Scored
4–5 Scored Geralt
Scored Zdzisław Brzęczyszczykiewicz
Scored Kazimierz the Great
Scored Makumba
Scored Jan III "Roach Slayer" Sobieski


5 July 2018 /azu/ Azu icon.png 1–2 Umvc3 icon.png /umvc3/

Mad Woman Goal 75'
A Girl of Heart Booked 87'
Sadistic Cat Booked 18'
Ayumu who? Red card 45+1'
Goal 4' OTG Assist
Goal 90+3' Zero May Cry

Attendance: 39



Improved Gauntlet: The gauntlet is for the final spot in either the FAKKIN BOOLSHEIT tourney or the Chump Onions Leek, meaning the winner of this event would actually matter beyond bragging rights.

  • Australia Bowl- Medals can only be defenders (As in *Back players), and there's no dual positions. Who has the best take on the Austrailian Classic?
  • Height Abuse bowl - 5x210cm, 8x200cm, 10x190cm. Who will win the Stone Duck Trophy when everyone's oversized?
  • Golden hanny - Each player can only have one card
  • The Worst Game Ever Played - All minimum height, weight, stats, and no cards. Will anyone even score? Come and see!
  • Reverse Divegrass - Normal rules with extra time and benuldies, but the team which gets scored on the most wins.
  • 7 riggers forwards, langball only, everyone Max height, Worst Game Ever Played rules otherwise.
  • Non-/vg/gl - Generals from Non-/vg/ boards get their chance in the limelight!
  • Draftb Owl - Your team drafts the stats, positions, and cards from the top 100 in-game PES players. Can you configure your team into a championship team?
  • Random Formationb Owl - Your formation will be wheeldecided, it's up to you to configure a team to fit into it... and win.
    • Everyone else is 40
    • Every team plays 4-3-3 formation of their chosen variation.
    • Winner will be decided by the point system:
      • 2 points for goal scored
      • 1 point for save
      • 5 points if GK got MOTM (only winning team can get those)


List your team here and it's Tactical/Aesthetical export. Please don't .cpk anything, it's a bitch to get out in the wash.