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Canes is pronounced /kΛnes/ (yeah burgers, i'm looking at you)
/pol/ Co-manager since January 26, 2017, became Head Manager on November 5th, 2017
Former member of /pol/ staff in /bol/
Former member of /pol/ staff in /reddit/
Former Manager of /ptg/
Manager of /italypol/
Manager of /SerieA/
Contact Info
Canes !!J3ZSDcbgj7h
- Email: canes.4cc@gmail.com
- Skype: Canes 4cc (canes.4cc)
- Discord: Canes#4555
- IRC: Canes
Record
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Tournament | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Final Ranking | Role |
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0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 7 | -5 | 12th (Wooden Coathanger) | Live Manager / Co-manager |
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1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 7th (Qualified) | Live Manager / Co-manager |
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2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 2 | +3 | 10th (Round of 16) | Live Manager / Co-manager |
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2 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 14th (Round of 16) | Live Manager / Head Manager |
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1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 22nd (Group Stage) | Live Manager / Head Manager |
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5 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 7 | +7 | 1st (Champions) | Live Manager / Head Manager |
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3 | 0 | 2 | 15 | 11 | +4 | 8th (Quarter Final) | Live Manager / Head Manager |
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4 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 11 | +1 | 2nd (Runner-up) | Live Manager / Head Manager |
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6 | 1 | 0 | 19 | 8 | +11 | 1st (Champions) | Live Manager / Head Manager |
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- | - | - | - | - | - | TBD | Live Manager / Head Manager |
Total Official | 24 | 6 | 11 | 82 | 62 | +20 | Efficiency: 58.54% | |
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>7 | 0 | 0 | - | - | - | 1st (Champions) | Live Manager |
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3 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 10 | +3 | 1st (Champions) | Head Manager |
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1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | +1 | Champions | Head Manager |
Total Unofficial | 4 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 14 | +4 | Efficiency: 66.67% | |
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28 | 6 | 13 | 100 | 76 | +24 | Efficiency: 59.57% |
Unofficial Teams
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Tournament | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Final Ranking | Role |
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3 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 6 | +2 | 1st (Champions) | Manager |
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3 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 7 | +3 | 8th (Quarter Final) | Manager |
Total /pol/eague | 6 | 1 | 2 | 18 | 13 | +5 | Efficiency: 66.67% | |
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3 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 5 | +5 | 3rd (Semifinal) | Manager |
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0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 10th (Round of 16) | Manager |
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4 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 8 | +1 | 15th (Round of 16) | Manager |
Total Invitationals | 7 | 0 | 4 | 21 | 16 | +5 | Efficiency: 63.64% | |
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13 | 1 | 6 | 39 | 22 | +7 | Efficiency: 65.00% |
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Tournament | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Final Ranking | Role |
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2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 6th (Quarter Final) | Manager |
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3 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 5 | +5 | 5th (Quarter Final) | Manager |
Total /pol/eague | 5 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 10 | +6 | Efficiency: 62.50% | |
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0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 11th (Round of 16) | Manager |
Total Invitationals | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | Efficiency: 00.00% | |
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5 | 1 | 3 | 18 | 13 | +5 | Efficiency: 55.56% |
Match History
Date | Team | Result | Opponent | Competition | Round | Scorers |
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March 18th, 2017 | ![]() |
3-4 L | ![]() |
Tag Team Cup 3 | Group Stage | Doompaul ![]() Dreimacht ![]() Praise Kek ![]() |
March 19th, 2017 | ![]() |
1-1 D | ![]() |
Tag Team Cup 3 | Group Stage | #REKT ![]() |
March 25th, 2017 | ![]() |
2-4 L | ![]() |
Tag Team Cup 3 | Group Stage | Pranks in 2016 ![]() Dreimacht ![]() |
March 31st, 2017 | ![]() |
3-0 W | ![]() |
Beta Bowl | Group Stage | President Trump ![]() Murica Fuck Yeah ![]() Praise Kek ![]() |
April 1st, 2017 | ![]() |
0-1 L | ![]() |
Beta Bowl | Group Stage | |
April 1st, 2017 | ![]() |
3-0 W | ![]() |
Beta Bowl | Group Stage | Praise Kek ![]() |
April 2nd, 2017 | ![]() |
0-1 L | ![]() |
Beta Bowl | Semifinal | |
April 2nd, 2017 | ![]() |
4-3 W | ![]() |
Beta Bowl | Third Place Match | Flip PA ![]() Muslim Ban ![]() Jeb Bush ![]() Won't win the election ![]() |
April 28th, 2017 | ![]() |
2-4 L | ![]() |
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | Group Stage | Stormfront ![]() Hitler ![]() |
April 29th, 2017 | ![]() |
0-3 L | ![]() |
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | Group Stage | |
July 6th, 2017 | ![]() |
2-3 L | ![]() |
Fakkin Boolsheet Series III | Round of 16 | Praise Kek ![]() |
July 8th, 2017 | ![]() |
2-2 D | ![]() |
/pol/eague 1 | Group Stage | Mike Pence ![]() Praise Kek ![]() |
July 8th, 2017 | ![]() |
2-1 W | ![]() |
/pol/eague 1 | Group Stage | President Trump ![]() Jeb Bush ![]() |
July 9th, 2017 | ![]() |
1-2 L | ![]() |
/pol/eague 1 | Group Stage | President Trump ![]() |
July 9th, 2017 | ![]() |
2-1 W | ![]() |
/pol/eague 1 | Semifinal | Crooked Hillary ![]() President Trump ![]() |
July 9th, 2017 | ![]() |
1-0 W | ![]() |
/pol/eague 1 | Final | Praise Kek ![]() |
August 19th, 2017 | ![]() |
0-3 L | ![]() |
Golden Spoon Cup | Group Stage | |
August 20th, 2017 | ![]() |
2-5 L | ![]() |
Golden Spoon Cup | Group Stage | Bogdanoff Brothers ![]() |
August 25th, 2017 | ![]() |
3-2 W | ![]() |
/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | Group Stage | President Trump ![]() Praise Kek ![]() Jeb Bush ![]() |
August 26th, 2017 | ![]() |
1-6 L | ![]() |
Golden Spoon Cup | Group Stage | Jews ![]() |
August 27th, 2017 | ![]() |
6-9 L | ![]() |
Golden Spoon Cup | Quarter-final | Stormfront ![]() Hitler ![]() Moonman ![]() Dindu Nuffin ![]() |
August 27th, 2017 | ![]() |
10-11 L | ![]() |
Golden Spoon Cup | Semifinal | Stormfront ![]() Dindu Nuffin ![]() Bogdanoff Brothers ![]() |
August 27th, 2017 | ![]() |
1-13 L | ![]() |
Golden Spoon Cup | Final | Moonman ![]() |
August 27th, 2017 | ![]() |
2-1 W | ![]() |
/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | Group Stage | President Trump ![]() |
August 29th, 2017 | ![]() |
2-1 W | ![]() |
/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | Group Stage | Mike Pence ![]() President Trump ![]() |
September 2nd, 2017 | ![]() |
1-0 W | ![]() |
/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | Round of 32 | Mike Pence ![]() |
September 9th, 2017 | ![]() |
1-4 L | ![]() |
/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | Round of 16 | Praise Kek ![]() |
October 13th, 2017 | ![]() |
1-1 D | ![]() |
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | Group Stage | Stormfront ![]() |
October 14th, 2017 | ![]() |
1-2 L | ![]() |
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | Group Stage | Hitler ![]() |
October 15th, 2017 | ![]() |
2-1 W | ![]() |
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | Group Stage | Madman Hyde ![]() The Bogdanoffs ![]() |
October 28th, 2017 | ![]() |
2-0 W | ![]() |
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | Group Stage | Doompaul ![]() Moonman ![]() |
November 3rd, 2017 | ![]() |
1-0 W | ![]() |
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | Group Stage | Moonman ![]() |
November 5th, 2017 | ![]() |
0-0 D | ![]() |
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | Group Stage | |
November 11th, 2017 | ![]() |
2-2 L (3-4 PK) |
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2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | Round of 16 | Hitler ![]() Moonman ![]() |
January 5th, 2018 | ![]() |
2-0 W | ![]() |
/pol/eague 2 | Group Stage | Mike Pence ![]() Jeb! ![]() |
January 5th, 2018 | ![]() |
3-1 W | ![]() |
/pol/eague 2 | Group Stage | Jeb! ![]() Two Scoops ![]() Take The Delegates, Dahnald ![]() |
January 6th, 2018 | ![]() |
4-2 W | ![]() |
/pol/eague 2 | Group Stage | Mike Pence ![]() Two Scoops ![]() President Trump ![]() |
January 7th, 2018 | ![]() |
1-4 L | ![]() |
/pol/eague 2 | Quarter-final | President Trump ![]() |
February 16th, 2018 | ![]() |
2-1 W | ![]() |
2018 4chan Winter Cup | Group Stage | Moonman ![]() |
February 18th, 2018 | ![]() |
2-1 W | ![]() |
2018 4chan Winter Cup | Group Stage | Moonman ![]() |
February 24th, 2018 | ![]() |
2-2 D | ![]() |
2018 4chan Winter Cup | Group Stage | Hitler ![]() |
March 3rd, 2018 | ![]() |
1-2 L | ![]() |
2018 4chan Winter Cup | Round of 16 | Donald Trump ![]() |
March 23rd, 2018 | ![]() |
6-4 W | ![]() |
Tag Team Cup 4 | Group Stage | >tfw no christian gf ![]() Pepe ![]() Elliot Rodger ![]() |
March 24th, 2018 | ![]() |
1-3 L | ![]() |
Tag Team Cup 4 | Group Stage | Chad Trumpercock ![]() |
March 25th, 2018 | ![]() |
3-2 W | ![]() |
Tag Team Cup 4 | Quarter-final | >tfw no christian gf ![]() Pepe ![]() Elliot Rodger ![]() |
March 25th, 2018 | ![]() |
3-2 W | ![]() |
Tag Team Cup 4 | Semifinal | Pepe ![]() Moonman ![]() |
March 25th, 2018 | ![]() |
2-1 W | ![]() |
Tag Team Cup 4 | Final | Pepe ![]() Chad Trumpercock ![]() |
Nutshells
- "Hitler is Great!"
- — DrBorisG, 2016
- — DrBorisG, 2016
- "Hitler just surrounded by Ponies!"
- — Ved, 2014
- — Ved, 2014
- "Those swastikas, they're fucking adorable!"
- — Fapoleon, 2017
- — Fapoleon, 2017
Work in Progress Stuff
- Main article: User:Canes/Wiki Stuff Lab