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{{POLBoardInfobox
|team= pole
|general= yes
|motto= "Lepiej, to już było."
|name= /pole/
|
<br>
|bgcolor=CE1126
|txtcolor=FFFFFF
|color1= CE1126
|color2= FFFFFF
|date= June 4, 1989
|manager= Wojciech Jaruzelski
|owner= Wojskowe Służby Informacyjne.
|irl= {{Anonymous|ArousedAnon}} <br>
|scorer=
|assister=
|assists=
|goals=
|poleague_appearances= '''1'''
|first_poleague_appearance= [[/pol/eague 5]]
|best_poleague_result=
|best_poleague_cup=
|w= 0
|d= 0
|l= 0
|gf= 0
|ga= 0
|captain= Polin
|hex= F50606
|color= Messianic Polish Red
|anthem= youtube.com/watch?v=FOTfPDlQnhI
|a_title= I Nikomu Nie Wolno Się z Tego Śmiać
|horn= youtube.com/watch?v=JR47bjJLY2I
|gh_title= 'Lewy Czerwcowy'
|althorn4= youtube.com/watch?v=qIC1NsnZURY
|altgh4_title= 'Jewish Disco'
|altgh4_what= Testoviron Goalhorn
|althorn7= youtube.com/watch?v=UXsQhraxAWo
|altgh7_title= 'Klatka'
|altgh7_what= Hooligan Goalhorn
|althorn9= youtube.com/watch?v=15CehuWJXjM
|altgh9_title= 'Rurkowce'
|altgh9_what= Korwin Mikke Goalhorn
|althorn8= youtube.com/watch?v=JkeXw-HJAfs
|altgh8_title= 'Nie wierzcie elektrykom'
|altgh8_what= Bolek Goalhorn
|nickname=Polacy robacy
}}


==== Introduction ====
==== Introduction ====
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Or does he? ;^)
Or does he? ;^)


==== Team Lineup ====
==== Team Lineup ====

Revision as of 14:55, 4 March 2020

/pole/
"Lepiej, to już było."
Pole logo.png
/pole/ - /pole/
Founded June 4, 1989
Manager Wojciech Jaruzelski
Owner Wojskowe Służby Informacyjne.
IRL manager ArousedAnon
Team colors
HEX color F50606
Messianic Polish Red
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain Polin
Website /pole/ - /pole/
Nickname Polacy robacy
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png 0–0 TBD icon.png TBD
Month Day, Year
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png 0–0 TBD icon.png TBD
Month Day, Year
First match
TBD TBD icon.png 0–0 TBD icon.png TBD
Month Day, Year
/pol/eague
Appearances 1 (First in /pol/eague 5)
Best result ,
Team music
Anthem I Nikomu Nie Wolno Się z Tego Śmiać

Goal horn 'Lewy Czerwcowy'
Testoviron Goalhorn 'Jewish Disco'
Hooligan Goalhorn 'Klatka'
Bolek Goalhorn 'Nie wierzcie elektrykom'
Korwin Mikke Goalhorn 'Rurkowce'
Kits


Introduction

There is a country in the middle of the Europe where magical things happen. Billions of money disappear in a blink of an eye, important witnesses in the political cases are hanging themselves while being kept in a highly surveilled cells, getting a permit for anything takes years to get, alcoholism is running rampant through the general population, but smoking a joint might get you in prison. One can give a lot more of many such cases, but the question is why? No need, let everyone who wish to, simply see the power of Poland in divegrass, and how /pole/ is the best!

DISCLAIMER: every aspect of this team is a satire and should not be taken seriously, manager does not hold any controversial views that might be presented during any of /pole/ matches.

Or does he? ;^)



Team Lineup

No. Position Player
89
  GK
The Round Table
54
  CB
Balcerowicz
69
  CB
Anna Grodzka/Krzysztof Bęgowski
0
  LB
"A thick line"
4
  RB
Tusk
53
  DMF
EU Gibs
10
  AMF
The Twins
7
  CMF
Bolek
30
  CMF
Janusz Korwin Mikke
65
  CF
Polin Captain
92
  SS
Night Shift
No. Position Player
1
  GK
SKW
3
  CB
Muppet Sejm
8
  CB
Roman Giertych
5
  LB
Bronek
15
  LB
Big City Smartie
6
  RB
Polish Death Camps
20
  AMF
Testoviron
2
  RB
Hooligan
57
  DMF
Andrzej Lepper
40
  DMF
Kwachu
70
  SS
Zbigniew Stonoga