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{{POLBoardInfobox
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|team= pole
|general= yes
|motto= "Lepiej, to już było."
|name= Polish Politics
|
<br>
|bgcolor=CE1126
|txtcolor=FFFFFF
|color1= CE1126
|color2= FFFFFF
|date= June 4th, 1989
|manager= Wojciech Jaruzelski
|owner= Wojskowe Służby Informacyjne.
|irl= {{Anonymous|ArousedAnon}} <br>
|scorer=
|assister=
|assists=
|goals=
|poleague_appearances= '''1'''
|first_poleague_appearance= [[/pol/eague 5]]
|best_poleague_result=
|best_poleague_cup=
|w= 0
|d= 0
|l= 0
|gf= 0
|ga= 0
|captain= Polin
|hex= F50606
|color= Messianic Polish Red
|anthem= youtube.com/watch?v=FOTfPDlQnhI
|altanthem1= youtube.com/watch?v=x3kicEsx7g0
|altanthem1_title= Polska
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|a_title= I Nikomu Nie Wolno Się z Tego Śmiać
|horn= youtube.com/watch?v=opmHOsk3TdU
|gh_title= Wolność Słowa
|althorn4= youtube.com/watch?v=qIC1NsnZURY
|altgh4_title= Jewish Disco
|altgh4_what= Testoviron Goalhorn
|althorn7= youtube.com/watch?v=UXsQhraxAWo
|altgh7_title= Klatka
|altgh7_what= Hooligan Goalhorn
|althorn3= youtube.com/watch?v=15CehuWJXjM
|altgh3_title= Rurkowce
|altgh3_what= Korwin Mikke Goalhorn
|althorn8= youtube.com/watch?v=JkeXw-HJAfs
|altgh8_title= Nie wierzcie elektrykom
|altgh8_what= Bolek Goalhorn
|althorn4= youtube.com/watch?v=JR47bjJLY2I
|altgh4_title= Lewy Czerwcowy
|altgh4_what= Night Shift Goalhorn
|nickname=Polacy robacy
|althorn9= youtube.com/watch?v=l1bWLiIc78I
|altgh9_title= Korwin Krul
|altgh9_what= Korwin MOTM Anthem
}}
 
==== Introduction ====
There is a country in the middle of the Europe where magical things happen. Billions of money disappear in a blink of an eye, important witnesses in the political cases are hanging themselves while being kept in a highly surveilled cells, getting a permit for anything takes years to get,  alcoholism is running rampant through the general population, but smoking a joint might get you in prison. One can give a lot more of many such cases, but the question is why? No need, let everyone who wish to, simply see the power of Poland in divegrass, and how /pole/ is the best!
 
'''''DISCLAIMER''''': every aspect of this team is a satire and should not be taken seriously, manager does not hold any controversial views that might be presented during any of /pole/ matches.
 
Or does he? ;^)
 
 
 
 
==== Team Lineup ====
 
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=89 |pos=GK|name={{tt|The Round Table| A slice for you, a slice for me...}}}}
{{sq start player |no=54 |pos=CB|name={{tt|Balcerowicz| Nice industry you have there, would be a shame if something happened to it...}}}}
{{sq start player |no=69 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|Anna Grodzka/Krzysztof Bęgowski| First tranny parliment member, Poland YES!}}}}
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=LB|name= {{tt|"A thick line"| No, we won't allow anyone from the previous system to be held responsible for his deeds}}}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=RB|name= {{tt|Tusk| A professional honest politician}}}}
{{sq start player |no=53 |pos=DMF |name= {{tt|EU Gibs| This player was funded by the EU Cohesion Fund
}}}}
{{sq start player |no=10 |pos= AMF|name= {{tt|The Twins| Our own Bogs, only one left}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=7 |pos=CMF|name= {{tt|Bolek| Winner of every SB-lotek lottery}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=30 |pos=CMF|name= {{tt|Janusz Korwin Mikke|Ozjasz Goldberg}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=65 |pos=CF|name= {{tt|Polin|אין כמו בבית}}}}{{Captain}}
{{sq gold player |no=92 |pos=SS|name= {{tt|Night Shift|The truth is... game was rigged from the start}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=GK |name= {{tt|SKW|Polish branch of Mossad}}}}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt| Muppet Sejm| Now those were the memes...}}}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=CB |name= {{tt|Roman Giertych| He's a big guy}}}}
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=LB|name= {{tt|Bronek| Everyone can become a president, not everyone should}}}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=LB |name= {{tt|Big City Smartie| Soyboy meets liberal meets unemployed millenial with shitty degree, what can go wrong?}}}}
{{sq player |no=6 |pos=RB|name= {{tt|Polish Death Camps| What do you mean they had German speaking staff?!}}}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=AMF |name= {{tt|Testoviron| First of the Prophets, he bestowed the Truth and the Light upon many}}}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=AMF |name= {{tt|Jerzy Urban| Journalist, government spokesperson, statesman}}}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=RB|name={{tt|Hooligan| All our hooligan effort, to you, beloved homeland!
}}}}
{{sq player |no=57 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|Andrzej Lepper| Balcerowicz must go!}}}}
{{sq player |no=40 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|Kwachu| Alcoholic president, proud to be Nation's leader}}}}
{{sq player |no=70 |pos=SS |name= {{tt|Zbigniew Stonoga| Second of the Prophets, summarized the nation in honest words of drunken rant}}}}
 
{{sq end}}
 
 
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