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/POL/ BTFO!!!
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Founded Manager sgbong Owner Open Society Foundation IRL manager Managerless Team colors HEX color 2248c7 JIDF Blue Top scorer (0) Top assister (0) Captain JIDF Website /shill/ - /shill/ Nickname The Shills
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Although not a general or even a dedicated thread on /pol/, if there has always been one thing that has been present on /pol/ right from day one it has been the shills. So long as there is a /pol/ there will always be a shill. Of all types, all colours, all creeds and all identities all united under one banner to shut /pol/ down or if not just settle with condemning /pol/ to spam and derailed thread hell. From the humble Discord tranny who does it all for free in the darkness of their shady servers to the wealthy paid shill who's ten pieces of silver weighs down his pockets, /shill/ is a team where all are welcome and all are accepted so long as they want to ruin /pol/.

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK JIDF 4   CB R*dditor Posting 5   CB Psyop 8   CB BLACKED Thread 161   LB Antifa Raider 14   RB Stormfag 8   CMF Low Quality Poster 7   CMF Glownigger 109   AMF ADL 11   SS /POL/ BTFO!!! 41   SS Discord Tranny

No. Position Player 999   GK Spam Bot 12   CB Shareblue 6   CB Tumblrina Raid 16   CB Correct The Record 49   CB CCP Shill 17   LB /leftypol/ Shill/Raid 777   RB Q Poster 29   CMF SPLC 19   CMF Yang Gang 20   CMF Chudposting 31   CMF Blackpill Thread 9   CF Janny Collaborator

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Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	JIDF		The OG shill. So long as there has been /pol/ there has been the Jewish Internet Defence Force shilling it and trying to uniroincally shut it down whenever /pol/acks start posting bad goy things.
GK	Spam Bot		Bots that spam /pol/ with all manner of shit from porn to automated responses, they would't be a problem if certain (((mods and jannies))) did their job properly.

Defenders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	R*dditor Posting		Always bringing their shit to /pol/ and forever attempting to downvote it only to realise there isn't a downvote option.
CB	Psyop		Ever seen one of those threads that either glows too much or has suspiciously astroturfed opinions? Well, you've been fucked in the head by a psyop.
CB	BLACKED Thread		One of the longest running and also most low IQ methods of shilling or raiding /pol/, some variation on either posting interracial porn, MADE FOR BBC or KARA BOGA posting.
CB	Shareblue		At some point the Democrats decided the best way to try and lose elections was to spam the fuck out of every place for discussion with paid shills, it still hasn't proven a winning strategy yet when they leave thier 'how to raid /pol/' PDFs lying around for sharing.
CB	Tumblrina Raid		Remember when Tumblr thought they could shut down /pol/ with angry rants and posting? Well all these years later, no-one has a fucking clue who Tumblr are or is and half of them still are still probably in therapy for PTSD from their first experience visiting /pol/.
CB	Correct The Record		A variation on Shareblue and another David Brock effort that emerged shortly before the 2016 election in an even worse attempt to raid and shill /pol/ with poorly made pro-Hillary Clinton memes and posts.
CB	CCP Shill		Your social credit account has been boosted for this post

Midfielders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
AMF	ADL		Trying to shut us down, since 1913.
CMF	Glownigger		Anyone here planning to assassinate some prominent politicans or blow up a power station today? Here's my totally secret and secure chat server in the link below if anyone wants to help me start the race war.
CMF	Low Quality Poster		Not a true shill but perhaps the most effective of all at trashing /pol/; posting so low-tier it's that it's not even shitposting.
LMF	Antifa Raider		Usually trying to raid /pol/ and astroturf suspicious new generals about communism and other crypto-leftist ideologies and movements.
RMF	Stormfag		One of the earliest wave of shills to attempt to influence rather than destroy /pol/ was the Stormfront posters who shilled /pol/ for years trying to purge the libertarians and make them into the most shit-tier Nazis possible.
LMF	/leftypol/ Raider		Always trying their luck with attempted psyops and still proving they can't meme when they raid and shill on /pol/.
RMF	Qtard Poster		TRUST THE PLAN, Q.
CMF	SPLC		Not quite the ADL, but still nonetheless trying to shut us down.
RMF	Yang Gang		In the 2020 Democratic primary season a group of likely Discord tranny shills began to push memes for Andrew Yang's now failed primary run and astroturf them heavily on /pol/. While it did gain some little traction it failed to make /pol/ join the Yang Gang, although it did give us /pay/.
CMF	Chudposting		At some point in mid 2020 one of /leftypol/'s offshoots decided the best way to own /pol/ was to post their own astroturfed soyjack meme of what they thought they average /pol/ user looks like. But little did they know, it was way too white to be anything like the actual /pol/ack.
CMF	Blackpill Thread		Everything is lost, the future is over so just kys already.

Strikers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
SS	/POL/ BTFO!!!		The laziest but so often signature of many thousands of raiders to try their luck on /pol/. You know when a thread opens with these infamous and so often used opening shots that it's only going one way, to /trash/.
SS	Discord Tranny		The most intimidating threat to /pol/, or so they think. Many attempt to raid /pol/ from their shadowy Discord servers but still most either get pushed back from the level of abuse or succumb to their natural instinct to want to end it all when they realise they don't pass and /pol/ reminds them of that.
SS	Janny Collaborator		We all know certain people who do it all for free are also secretly helping the shills and selectively choosing which threads to enforce the rules in or not.