Revision as of 05:38, 17 November 2013
/r9k/
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>tfw no gf ;_;
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/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
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Founded
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c. Winter 2011-2012
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IRL manager
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Moose !ct1wZnSHeM
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Team colors
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Chat color
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480008 Maroon
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Ranking
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18
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Highest rank
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18 ((October, 2012))
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Lowest rank
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33 ((July, 2012))
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Top scorer
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Japanese Lettuce Hardcore (9)
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Top assister
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Neckbeard (N/A)
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Captain
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ROBOT9001
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Website
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/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
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Nickname
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The Neckbears
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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9
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3
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8
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20
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45%
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Elite Cup
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Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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Best result
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N/A, N/A
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Babby Cup
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Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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Best result
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N/A, N/A
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Team music
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Kits
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The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to their fapping addiction.
Tactics
GO WITH WHATEVER IS ON THE SAVE; I'M FAR TOO LAZY TO CONTINUE UPLOADING AND CHANGING TACTIC PICS WHEN I HAVE TO; I'M PRETTY SURE WHATEVER'S ON THE SAVE IS RIGHT.
Roster
Main article: /r9k/ Roster.
No.
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Position
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Player
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40
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Snacks
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66
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Mental Disorder
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33
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Sadfrog
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16
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Kissless Virgin
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13
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Spaghetti
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30
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Wizard
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22
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Greentext
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3
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Normalfag
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5
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Neckbeard
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91
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ROBOT9001
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25
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>tfw no gf
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No.
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Position
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Player
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4
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Mootbloxx
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11
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White Knight
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39
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Feminazi
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2
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Beta As Fuck
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27
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Christfag
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20
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Omegle
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17
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A LOT OF DUDES
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36
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Cape&Fedora
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69
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Shores
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68
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Beaches
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21
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Forever Alone
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6
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Misogynist
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Set pieces
Long FK taker - ROBOT9001
Short FK taker - ROBOT9001
FK taker 2 - >tfw no gf
Left CK taker - ROBOT9001
Right CK taker - >tfw no gf
PK Taker - ROBOT9001
Skillcards
ROBOT9001 (gold) - P10, S05, S06
>tfw no gf (silver) - P12, S06
Mental Disorders, Sadfrog and Kissless Virgin - P06
Cape&Fedora, A Lot of Dudes - S04
Rivalries
Doesn't everyone hate /r9k/? Anywho,
/r9k/ vs. /adv/: The Beta Bowl
U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...
/r9k/ vs. /wg/: The Champions of Autism
A bitter rivalry has developed ever since the finals of the 2012 Autumn Cup. So far, /r9k/ has never officially won, but still, one day, /r9k/ shall get it's revenge.
/r9k/ vs. /sp/: The Pastab Owl
This rivalry started during the group stages of the 2013 Winter Cup. Messi and the /sp/ crew almost slipped up on /r9k/'s pocket spaghetti, but held on to win 2-1.
Match History
Cup Record
Match History
Date
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Opponent
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Competition
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Result
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Notes
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02012-02-12February 12, 2012
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/soc/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies
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1-1 D
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02012-01-02January 2, 2012
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/adv/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies
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1-3 L
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02012-03-23March 23, 2012
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/sci/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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1–1 D
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02012-03-24March 24, 2012
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/pol/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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3-1 L
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02012-03-25March 25, 2012
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/mlp/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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2-0 W
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02012-05-12May 12, 2012
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/adv/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
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0-2 L
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02012-05-16May 16, 2012
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/s/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
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1-0 W
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02012-06-02June 2, 2012
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/co/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
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0-6 L
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02012-08-19August 19, 2012
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/ck/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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1-3 L
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THIS MATCH WAS FUCKING RIGGED
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02012-09-02September 2, 2012
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/hr/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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1-1 D
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Tr4p takes over from here. >Gold Defender
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02012-09-09September 9, 2012
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/cgl/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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1-0 W
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02012-10-13October 13, 2012
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/u/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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3-2 W
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02012-10-19October 19, 2012
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/b/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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2-1 W
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02012-10-20October 20, 2012
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/vg/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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3-2 W
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02012-10-21October 21, 2012
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/cm/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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5-0 W
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02012-10-21October 21, 2012
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/adv/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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0-0 D
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3-2 W on penalties. This match was boring.
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02012-10-21October 21, 2012
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/tv/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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4-2 W
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02012-10-21October 21, 2012
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/wg/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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1-5 L
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AND THIS MATCH GOT FUCKED OVER BY CONDITIONING
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02012-10-21October 21, 2012
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/wg/
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2012 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies
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1-2 L
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FUCKING PLAYERS OUT OF POSITION
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02013-01-09January 9, 2013
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/sp/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup
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1-2 L
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FUCKING REFBALL
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