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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''5''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''5''' | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''' "Glad you could bake it, | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''"Glad you could bake it, $BOARD."''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Bake_it.jpg|x200px]] | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Bake_it.jpg|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|This entire citrella must be peeled. | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|This entire citrella must be peeled. | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''6''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''6''' | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS''' | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Pylon.jpg|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas. | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''3''' | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''Panzerkampfwagenphilia''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File:Coh2_tiger.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|The eternal wehraboo. | |||
|align="center"|'''20''' | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''Horatio''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Horatio.jpeg|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged. | |||
|align="center"|'''21''' | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Carbot_ling.jpg|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay. | |||
|align="center"|'''19''' | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''Tall/Wide''' | |||
|align="center"|''ph'' | |align="center"|''ph'' | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|Two vastly different approaches, offering unparalleled midfield flexibility. | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''17''' | ||
|} | |} | ||
<h3>Midfield</h3> | <h3>Midfield</h3> | ||
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|width="40%" style="background:#153FFF;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | |width="40%" style="background:#153FFF;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | ||
|width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number''' | |width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number''' | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''8''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''8''' | ||
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|style="background:# | |style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|LMF}} | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Wololo''' | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:Wololo.gif|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|WTF I love /vst/ now | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''9''' | ||
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''"{{greentext|99% chance to hit}}"''' | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|''ph'' | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Surely nu-com would never lie to you about probabilities. | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''10''' | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''ABIBA TOOT''' | ||
|align="center"|''ph'' | |align="center"|''ph'' | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|This is war. | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''23''' | ||
|} | |} | ||
<h3>Attack</h3> | <h3>Attack</h3> | ||
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|width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number''' | |width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number''' | ||
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|style="background:# | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}{{Captain}} | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''KANE LIVES''' | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Kane_lives.jpg|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|The captain and Time's Man of the Year,<br>KANE<br>LIVES<br>IN<br>DEATH | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''12''' | ||
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | ||
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''11''' | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''11''' | ||
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|} | |} | ||
==The Memorial== | ==The Memorial== | ||
No soldiers have yet fallen in the line of duty. | No soldiers have yet fallen in the line of duty. | ||
[[Category:Official team rosters|vst]] |
Revision as of 10:16, 27 May 2021
Current Roster
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeepers
Position | Name | Picture | Description | Number | ||
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>no 110% speed | ph | Just not fast enough. | 1 | ||
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Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches | The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced. | 2 |
Defence
Midfield
Position | Name | Picture | Description | Number | ||
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El Presidente | No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions? | 7 | |||
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Artificial """Intelligence""" | ph | Almost ubiquitous. The AI is for comp stomps; challenge is found against players. | 8 | ||
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Wololo | WTF I love /vst/ now | 9 | |||
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">99% chance to hit" | ph | Surely nu-com would never lie to you about probabilities. | 10 | ||
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MISTOPHOROI TOXOTAI KRETIKOI | The peak of modding autism. | 16 | |||
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WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD | That'll be all your energy plus tip. The music that is played by The Silent Orchestra when it scores consists of 4 Movements. As the piece progresses, the audience listening will suffer WHITE damage. |
22 | |||
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King Gedivilas of Chadtuania | King Gedivilas takes to the divegrass pitch to find a whole new world of other people's wives to seduce. | 15 | |||
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Karl Franz | SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS! | 18 | |||
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ABIBA TOOT | ph | This is war. | 23 |
Attack
Position | Name | Picture | Description | Number | ||
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KANE LIVES | The captain and Time's Man of the Year, KANE LIVES IN DEATH |
12 | |||
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Nuclear Gandhi | Having reduced every other civilisation to radioactive dust, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net. | 11 |
The Memorial
No soldiers have yet fallen in the line of duty.