/vst/ Roster

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Current Roster

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Goalkeepers

Position	Name	Picture	Description	Number
GK	>no 110% speed		BUILD FASTER, DAMN YOU!	2
GK	Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches		The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced.	700

Defence

Position	Name	Picture	Description	Number
LB	YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS		You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas.	22
CB	Metal Boxes		Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!	5
CB	Doomstacks		Fucking over your small armies since 1991	99
RB	Tall/Wide		Two vastly different approaches, offering unparalleled midfield flexibility.	17
RB	El Presidente		No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions?	19
RB	THERMAL SIGNATURE DETECTED		Sound General Quarters!	23
LB	Artificial """Intelligence"""		Almost ubiquitous. The AI is for comp stomps; challenge is found against players.	13
LB	ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE		Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay.	21
CB	KSATRIYA KHADGACARMADHARAS		>He hasn't memorized the names of all 549 Europa Barbarorum units	11
CB	Horatio		All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged. Currently in litigation with 4CC administration over the legality of a 23-Horatio team.	22

Midfield

Position	Name	Picture	Description	Number
DMF	Karl Franz		Somehow, the (Prince and) Emperor, returned. He also immediately got a red card and had to sit out a game.	18
CMF	King Harlaus		Bannerlord might be mediore as fuck but King Harlaus cares not for that, he'll make sure /vst/ gets its butter no matter what the cost	1
DMF	Is It Done Yuri?		No, Comrade Premier. It has only begun	0
DMF	>SRPGs		For all the SRPGs that aren’t XCOM. Enjoy the mystery gacha player that encompasses everything from Fire Emblem to Super Robot Wars	420
DMF	ABIBA TOOT		This is war.	14
CMF	">99% chance to hit"		Surely nuCOM would never lie to you about probabilities.	99
CMF	"Glad you could bake it, $BOARD."		This entire cup must be reset.	20

Attack

Position	Name	Picture	Description	Number
AMF	Nuclear Gandhi		Having reduced every other civilisation to radioactive dust, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net.	11
SS	Wololo		WTF I love /vst/ now	9
SS	Willy the Waggler		https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8e20Wf15WY	70
CF	KANE LIVES		The captain and Time's Man of the Year, KANE LIVES IN DEATH	12

The Memorial

Position	Name	Picture	Description	Number
CB	Nuclear Launch Detected		Deactivated after repeatedly mistaking Gandhi's goals for hostile launches.	14
CB	Giant Pile of DLC		Discontinued due to budget restraints because of the every increasing amount of DLC	4
CB	Erika		Due to all spare parts being used in fighting in Eastern Europe she was retired and was placed in the middle of the Volkshalle for her service. Her crew awarded with Knight’s Cross with Oak Leaves for their service.	20
CB	“WE WUZ PHAROAHS”		Returned to Eygpt after poor game sales, dlc to add Total War TROY as a playable section is in the works	69
CB	Is PES a Strategy Game?		Due to Football Manager being on topic, the answer is yes and thus the player was deemed unnecessary	13
CB	'Ooligan		Retired to go back rooting for /vst/ in the stand	8
CB	'ZSINJ		Killed by rebel scum when trying to recalim the empire, Rest in peace sweet prince	11
CMF	WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD		Abnormality contained and sent off to /vg/ for elimination	22
CMF	King Gedivilas of Chadtuania		Retired after his stint on the team to obtain more wife's by pillaging and piracy from unsuspecting anons	15