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/ck/ is a team steeped in the boiling waters of tradition, delivering tasty results with every win. The team is built on their ability to pasta ball and serve up tasteful shots into the back of the net. Using their classic Fire, Knives, and Dead Things strategy, /ck/'s frontline has become legendary for their ability to work together in an aromatic medley of offensive pressure, and a defense able to put a lid on several of the toughest teams in the 4chan Cup. So grab a seat, either in the booth or at the bar, and put your napkins on your lap, because if /ck/ is playing, you're in for a culinary experience!
Roster
- Main article: /ck/ Roster.
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Exports
PES 2021
10 year cask aged single board divegrass team
preliminary aesthetics for summer 2021
music export as off 4Chan World Cup
PES 2019
winter 2021 still tactical quarantine al/ck/oholism
Aesthetics Export as of Winter 2021
springfriendly vs /wsg/ webmthread allstars
PES 2018
root vegetable soup and Kale smoothie
Piss 2016 winter 2019
aesthetics soon
PES 2017
it's Kale Season baby
Latte Art of falling leaves
Autumn 2016
Pumpkin Spiced Latte 2016: http://www.mediafire.com/file/ce7jya5uudareow/TEXPORT00000011
Aesthetics: http://www.mediafire.com/download/fcjktbtq5sd7f23/The_Garnish.zip
- For the Summer Cup 2015 (Last PES15): http://www.mediafire.com/download/afsk2ugm7me025d/Hot_Cheetos_and_takis.zip
- 2015 Winter Cup: (Last PES14) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/c94s2muo7ohhhoa/Valentine_Chocolates.zip
- FOR THE 2013 AUTUMN FRIENDLIES (last PES13 Save) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/olxo6ouercxtrxj/TheCureFor4ChansHeartburn.zip
Special Goalhorns/Closing Anthem
Special Closing Anthem: if /ck/ wins by a clean sheet (no goals received) and Cast-Iron Skillet is the GK [1]
Kits
Home kits. Outfielder then GK respectively
Away kits.
Results
2011
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| August, 2011 |  /soc/
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2011 4chan Summer Cup | 1-0 W | ??? |
| August, 2011 |  /tv/
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2011 4chan Summer Cup | 5-2 W | ??? |
| August, 2011 |  /fit/
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2011 4chan Summer Cup | 1-0 W | ??? |
| August, 2011 |  /sp/
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2011 4chan Summer Cup | 3-3 (7-6) W |
??? |
| August, 2011 |  /a/
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2011 4chan Summer Cup | 1-0 L | |
| August, 2011 | /a/
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2011 4chan Summer Cup | 3-0 L |
2012
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| January 5, 2012 |  /o/
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2012 4chan Winter Cup | 4-0 W | Nachos 15', 61', 90+1'Forcaccia 57'
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| January 6, 2012 |  /g/
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2012 4chan Winter Cup | 1-0 W | Nachos 71'
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| January 7, 2012 | /sp/
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2012 4chan Winter Cup | 4-0 L | |
| January 8, 2012 |  /tg/
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2012 4chan Winter Cup | 2-2 (4-2) W |
Forcaccia 16' Tikka Masala 39'
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| January 8, 2012 | /fit/
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2012 4chan Winter Cup | 3-2 W | Forcaccia 30', 75' Sukiyaki 79'
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| January 8, 2012 | /sp/
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2012 4chan Winter Cup | 4-0 L | |
| February 25, 2012 | /fit/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-3 D | ??? |
| March 3, 2012 |  /b/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-1 L | ??? |
| April 14, 2012 |  /3/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-0 L | |
| April 21, 2012 |  /n/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 3-1 L | Masaokis 6'
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| June 9, 2012 | /tg/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 3-3 D | Nachos 18' Masaokis 63'Pink Himalayan Salt 82'
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| July 13, 2012 |  /jp/
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Group Stage SC2012 | 3-3 D | Masaokis 26' Pink Himalayan Salt 42', 48'
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| July 14, 2012 |  /co/
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Group Stage SC2012 | 3-2 W | Nachos 6', 61', 88'
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| July 15, 2012 | /tv/
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Group Stage SC2012 | 4-1 L | Nachos 67'
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| August 19, 2012 |  /r9k/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-1 W | Nachos 23', 39', 87'
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| September 15, 2012 |  /gif/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-0 W | Nachos 8', 65' Pink Himalayan Salt 82', 90+2'
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| September 22, 2012 | /fit/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-1 L | Masaokis 23'
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| December 22, 2012 | /b/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 3-3 D | Fridge Ketchup 12' Pink Himalayan Salt 55'Nachos 85'
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2013
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| February 9, 2013 |  /v/
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Group Stage WC2013 | 3-0 L | |
| February 15, 2013 |  /d/
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Group Stage WC2013 | 4-1 L | Nachos 22' (pen)
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| February 17, 2013 |  /hm/
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Group Stage WC2013 | 7-2 L | Nachos 18' Pink Himalayan Salt 68'
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| April 6, 2013 |  /vg/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-1 W | Pink Himalayan Salt 25', 38', 69' Nachos 60'
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| April 13, 2013 | /v/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-0 W | Pink Himalayan Salt 12', 19' Nachos 57'
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| May 3, 2013 |  /f/
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Group Stage SBC2013 | 3-2 W | Pink Himalayan Salt 11' Nachos 23', 74'
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| May 5, 2013 |  /sci/
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Group Stage SBC2013 | 1-0 L | |
| May 11, 2013 |  /lit/
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Group Stage SBC2013 | 1-1 D | Nachos 85'
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| May 18, 2013 |  /cgl/
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Round of 16 SBC2013 | 2-0 W | Nachos 58', 89'
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| May 19, 2013 |  /x/
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Quarter Finals SBC2013 | 3-1 L | Pink Himalayan Salt 60'
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| July 13, 2013 | /x/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 3-1 L | Nachos 22' (pen)
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| July 20, 2013 |  /hr/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 4-1 L | Nachos 68'
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| August 17, 2013 |  /pol/
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Group Stage SC2013 | 2-0 W | Nachos 60', 90+1'
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| August 23, 2013 | /sci/
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Group Stage SC2013 | 5-1 W | Nachos 15', 90' Perfect Coffee 19', 34'Pink Himalayan Salt 54'
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| August 25, 2013 | /co/
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Group Stage SC2013 | 3-0 L | |
| August 31, 2013 |  /trv/
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Round of 16 SC2013 | 4-0 L | |
| September 22, 2013 |  /adv/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Nachos 25', 89'
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| October 5, 2013 | /o/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 L | Pink Himalayan Salt 19'
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2014
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| January 11, 2014 | /soc/
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2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 3-3 D | Pink Himalayan Salt 43', 80' Perfect Coffee 45'
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| January 12, 2014 | /fit/
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2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Nachos 45+' Perfect Coffee 89'
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| February 15, 2014 |  /wg/
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Group Stage WC2014 | 3-4 L | Nachos 28' /ck/ Challenge 58'Perfect Coffee 80'
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| February 21, 2014 |  /vr/
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Group Stage WC2014 | 3-1 W | Nachos 45+' Pink Himalayan Salt 59'Perfect Coffee 78'
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| February 23, 2014 | /trv/
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Group Stage WC2014 | 2-2 D | Perfect Coffee 50' Pink Himalayan Salt 64'
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| April 5, 2014 | /d/
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Group Stage SBC2014 | 1-1 D | Nachos 51'
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| April 11, 2014 | /tg/
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Group Stage SBC2014 | 2-1 W | Perfect Coffee 32' Nachos 50'
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| April 13, 2014 |  /int/
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Group Stage SBC2014 | 4-1 W | Nachos 5', 20', 45+' Perfect Coffee 16'
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| April 20, 2014 | /fit/
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Group Stage SBC2014 | 2-1 W | Nachos 15', 50'
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| April 26, 2014 | /vg/
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Round of 16 SBC2014 | 0-3 L | |
| June 1, 2014 |  /diy/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | Nachos 4' Perfect Coffee 26'
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| June 7, 2014 |  /c/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | Pink Himalayan Salt 14' Nachos 68'
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| July 18, 2014 | /v/
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Group Stage SC2014 | 0-2 L | |
| July 20, 2014 | /vg/
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Group Stage SC2014 | 1-0 W | Pink Himalayan Salt 44'
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| July 26, 2014 |  /h/
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Group Stage SC2014 | 0-1 L | |
| October 18, 2014 | /n/
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Group Stage ABC2014 | 1-1 D | Nachos 13'
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| October 19, 2014 | /r9k/
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Group Stage ABC2014 | 2-1 W | /ck/ Challenge 59' Nachos 84'
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| October 25, 2014 | /a/
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Group Stage ABC2014 | 6-1 W | /ck/ Challenge 6', 65' Nachos 29', 79'Pink Himalayan Salt 23', 40'
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| November 2, 2014 |  /out/
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Group Stage ABC2014 | 4-1 L | Irish Stew Autist 73'
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| November 8, 2014 |  /vp/
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Round of 16 ABC2014 | 2-1 L | Perfect Coffee 14'
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2015
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| February 13, 2015 |  /po/
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Group Stage WC2015 | 3-0 W | Pink Himalayan Salt 20' /ck/ Challenge 69'Alton Brown 72'
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| February 15, 2015 | /b/
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Group Stage WC2015 | 2-1 W | Nachos 70' (pen), 90+'
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| February 21, 2015 | /hr/
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Group Stage WC2015 | 2-4 L | Nachos 8' Bully My Dick  67'
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| February 28, 2015 |  /wsg/
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Round of 16 WC2015 | 3-2 (AET) W | Pink Himalayan Salt 25' Nachos 72'Sriracha 105+'
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| March 1, 2015 |  /s/
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Quarter Finals WC2015 | 2-1 W | Pink Himalayan Salt 54' Alton Brown 69'
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| March 1, 2014 | /h/
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Semi Finals WC2015 | 0-1 L | |
| March 1, 2015 | /lit/
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Third Place Match WC2015 | 4-1 W | Gordon Ramsay 12' Nachos 18'Perfect Coffee 66', 90+'
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| August 1, 2015 |  /m/
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Group Stage SC2015 | 3-1 W | /ck/ Challenge 30' Pink Himalayan Salt 37'Nachos 59'
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| August 7, 2015 | /hr/
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Group Stage SC2015 | 3-2 W | Perfect Coffee 14' Nachos 72', 82'
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| August 9, 2015 |  /cm/
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Group Stage SC2015 | 0-3 L | |
| August 15, 2015 | /b/
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Round of 16 SC2015 | 4-3 L | Nachos 3', 69' Pink Himalayan Salt 35'
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2016
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| February 20, 2016 | /a/
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Group Stage WC2016 | 3-2 W | Perfect Coffee 19', 52' Pink Himalayan Salt 64'
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| February 26, 2016 | /b/
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Group Stage WC2016 | 3-2 W | Nachos 31' Pink Himalayan Salt 35', 56'
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| February 28, 2016 | /out/
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Group Stage WC2016 | 2-1 L | Nachos 59'
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| March 5, 2016 |  /an/
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Round of 16 WC2016 | 4-3 L | Cock Sauce 29' Nachos 75', 89'
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| August 5, 2016 | /a/
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Group Stage SC2016 | 2-4 L | Pink Himalayan Salt 40' Nachos 90+4'
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| August 7, 2016 | /fit/
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Group Stage SC2016 | 2-3 L | Pink Himalayan Salt 11' Nachos 74'
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| August 12, 2016 | /v/
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Group Stage SC2016 | 1-2 L | Nachos 5'
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| October 29, 2016 |  /toy/
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Group Stage ABC2016 | 2-3 L | /ck/ Challenge 15' 'Go 'Za 77'
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| November 4, 2016 | /vr/
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Group Stage ABC2016 | 0-1 L | |
| November 6, 2016 |  /i/
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Group Stage ABC2016 | 5-0 W | Fast Food Autism 25', 53', 90+5' Gordon Ramsay 28' PHS 90+2'
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2017
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| May 12, 2017 |  /u/
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Group Stage SBC2017 | 2-1 L | Fast Food Autism 74'
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| May 14, 2017 | /co/
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Group Stage SBC2017 | 1-2 L | British "Food" 86'
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| May 20, 2017 | /r9k/
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Group Stage SBC2017 | 3-1 L | 'Go 'Za 59'
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| October 13, 2017 |  /fa/
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Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers | 3-2 W | Perfect Coffee 21', 53', 81'
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| October 14, 2017 | /a/
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Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers | 0-4 L | |
| October 15, 2017 | /wsg/
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Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers | 2-3 L | /ck/ Challenge 19' Perfect Coffee 64'
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| October 27, 2017 | /fit/
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Group Stage ABC2017 | 1-6 L | Fast Food Autism 37'
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| October 29, 2017 |  /p/
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Group Stage ABC2017 | 1-2 L | Perfect Coffee 51'
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| November 4, 2017 | /o/
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Group Stage ABC2017 | 0-5 L |
2018
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| May 5, 2018 | /o/
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Group Stage SBC2018 | 3-1 W | Perfect Coffee 7', 80' Fridge Ketchup 73'
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| May 6, 2018 |  /bant/
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Group Stage SBC2018 | 4-0 W | /ck/ Challenge 27', 83' Perfect Coffee 31', 79'
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| May 18, 2018 | /po/
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Group Stage SBC2018 | 4-0 W | /Egg Fort 8' /ck/ Challenge 21', 86' Perfect Coffee 73'
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| May 20, 2018 | /g/
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Group Stage SBC2018 | 1-2 L | /ck/ Challenge 21'
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| May 26, 2018 | /sp/
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Round of 16 SBC2018 | 2-1 W | Fast Food Autism 27' /ck/ Challenge 67'
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| May 27, 2018 | /vg/
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Quarterfinals SBC2018 | 2-3 L | Perfect Coffee 50' Fridge Ketchup 58'
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| July 27, 2018 | /u/
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Group Stage SC2018 | 3-2 W | Egg Fort 41' Perfect Coffee 51' /ck/ Challenge 59'
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| July 29, 2018 | /r9k/
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Group Stage SC2018 | 2-3 L | /ck/ Challenge 76' Fast Food Autism 77'
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| August 4, 2018 |  /gd/
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Group Stage SC2018 | 0-3 L | |
| October 27, 2018 | /out/
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Group Stage ABC2018 | 3-3 D | Fast Food Autism 31' Perfect Coffee 45+1' /ck/ Challenge 55'
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| November 2, 2018 | /tv/
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Group Stage ABC2018 | 0-1 L | |
| November 4, 2018 |  /lgbt/
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Group Stage ABC2018 | 4-0 W | Fast Food Autism 39', 67', 84' Perfect Coffee 90+6'
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| November 10, 2018 |  /mu/
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Round of 16 ABC2018 | 1-1 (6-5) L |
Perfect Coffee 90+1'
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2019
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| February 16, 2019 | /r9k/
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Group Stage WC2019 | 6-6 D | Pink Himalayan Salt 52' /ck/ Challenge 58'Perfect Coffee 66', 90+4' Gordon Ramsay 77' Fast Food Autism 80'
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| February 22, 2019 | /mu/
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Group Stage WC2019 | 4-4 D | Fast Food Autism 45+2', 73' Egg Fort 63', 83' |
| February 24, 2019 | /gd/
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Group Stage WC2019 | 5-2 W | Perfect Coffee 4', 26', 70', 89' Fast Food Autism 57'
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| March 2, 2019 | /u/
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Round of 16 WC2019 | 3-2 W | /ck/ challenge 5' Perfect Coffee 56', 100'
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| March 3, 2019 | /gd/
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Quarterfinals WC2019 | 3-5 L | Perfect Coffee 55', 69' Egg Fort 90+2'
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| July 19, 2019 | /toy/
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Group Stage SC2019 | 1-3 L | Perfect Coffee 62'
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| July 21, 2019 | /u/
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Group Stage SC2019 | 0-0 D | |
| July 27, 2019 |  /y/
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Group Stage SC2019 | 1-1 D | Surly King of the Egg Fort 15'
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| October 26, 2019 | /mu/
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Group Stage ABC2019 | 1-3 L | Perfect Coffee 23'
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| November 1, 2019 |  /his/
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Group Stage ABC2019 | 2-3 L | Perfect Coffee 58' Fast Food Autism 90+1'
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| November 3, 2019 | /out/
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Group Stage ABC2019 | 3-2 W | Fast Food Autism 38' Perfect Coffee 73', 80'
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2020
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| April 25, 2020 | /tg/
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Group Stage SBC2020 | 1-1 D | Fast Food Autism 6'
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| May 1, 2020 | /m/
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Group Stage SBC2020 | 0-1 L | |
| May 3, 2020 | /o/
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Group Stage SBC2020 | 4-1 W | Fast Food Autism 30', 42' Al/ck/oholic 73' Deenz 81'
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| May 9, 2020 | /int/
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Round of 16 SBC2020 | 3-1 W | Surly King of the Eggfort 33', 49' Deenz 82'
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| May 1, 2020 | /wg/
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Quarterfinals SBC2020 | 1-4 L | Vegan Hate 90+0'
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| July 18, 2020 | /jp/
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Group Stage SC2020 | 1-2 L | Fast Food Autism 74'
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| July 24, 2020 | /gd/
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Group Stage SC2020 | 1-1 D | Surly King of the Eggfort 38'
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| July 26, 2020 |  /biz/
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Group Stage SC2020 | 3-2 W | Surly King of the Eggfort 29' Perfect Coffee 58' Cock Clam Bukkake 65'
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| August 1, 2020 | /adv/
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Round of 16 SC2020 | 1-2 L | al/ck/oholic 40'
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2021
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| January 29, 2021 | /n/
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Group Stage WC2021 | 4-4 D | Surly King of the Eggfort 17', 37', 72', 90+2'
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| January 31, 2021 | /u/
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Group Stage WC2021 | 3-3 D | Surly King of the Eggfort 12', 18' Al/ck/oholic 78'
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| February 06, 2021 | /co/
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Group Stage WC2021 | 1-3 L | Surly King of the Eggfort 76'
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| July 16, 2021 |  /w/
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Group Stage World Cup | 2-2 D | Nachos 28', 67'
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Team History
- For earlier history: /ck/ History
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup
After a few team revivals and autopilots, this cup was set up as a Megababby, which allowed /ck/ to avoid playing in the qualifiers and participate as the lowest pot 4 team. The ro/ck/stars were drawn in Group E along with /g/, /o/, /po/ and /bant/. After a disastrous year, people's expectations on /ck/ were minimal. However, a 3-1 win against /o/ and a 4-0 blowout against /bant/ during the first weekend caught everyone by surprise. Then, another 4-0 win, this time against /po/, secured /ck/'s spot in the next elite cup and resparked the light of both fans and followers around. Despite losing their last group stage match 1-2 against /g/ and missing the Mustard Race, /ck/ topped their group for the first time since Summer 15. /sp/ was drawn as /ck/'s opponent for the RO16 game and after tense game, /ck/ emerged victorious with a 2-1 result. This meant their first knockout win in more than 3 years (the previous KO win was against /lit/ in Winter 15). However, the next day the run ended after the entire team choked on the pre-game catering and the few survivors lost 3-2 against /vg/. Despite this, with their best result in three years, /ck/ went on to the 2018 Summer Cup with optimism for the first time in years.
2018 4chan Summer cup
In their long awaited return to the Elites, /ck/ saw themselves matched up against defending champions and perennial powerhouses /u/, consistently elite /gd/, and /r9k/. Few people expected /ck/ to stand a chance. But things started off perfectly of the ro/ck/stars, as the Surly King of The Eggfort scored the opening goal of the cup, and 2 more goals from the Perfect Coffee and /ck/ Challenge saw /ck/ overcome the lesbians 3-2. But all the euphoria and momentum that had seemed to develop around this team was squashed quickly as a disastrous start to their 2nd match against /r9k/ saw them down by 3 goals at half time. An inspired 2nd half performance with goals from /ck/ Challenge and Fast Food Autism saw /ck/ on the verge of snatching a draw from the jaws of defeat, but it was all for naught as they fell to a crushing 3-2 defeat. This still left /ck/ with a chance to qualify for the knockouts with a win over /gd/, but the chefs fell to a heartbreaking 3-0 defeat capped off in true /ck/ fashion by a Hoppy Hipster Piss own goal. This meant a return to the all to familiar Babbies and the Autumn Babby Cup.
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
The return to the Babbies saw /ck/ get drawn with /out/, /tv/, and /lgbt/ in Group F. And /ck/ started their promotion campaign of on the right foot, as they lead 3-1 in the 2nd half of their opening match against /out/ with goals from Fast Food Autism, Perfect Coffee and /ck/ challenge, but a late Want some Chips brace meant /ck/ had to settle for a draw. Undeterred, the ro/ck/stars went on to face /tv/ in their second match of the groupstages, but fell in a scrappy 1-0 defeat in a close match. /out/ now had to beat /lgbt/, who had just clobbered /out/ 4-0. But behind a hat trick from Fast Food Autism and a goal from Perfect Coffee /ck/ never let the Legbutts rest and served up a 4-0 win of their own. This was enough to see /ck/ advance to the knockouts, and more importantly, the 2019 Winter Cup. In the Round of 16 /ck/ got drawn against /mu/, and looked the sure victor of the match as Perfect Coffee scored the 0-1 for /ck/ in the 91st minute. With the match all but over, Cast Iron Skillet simply needed to blast the ball upfield to seal the win, but disaster struck as Skillet tried to shortpass it to English Food, who just watched the ball roll past him to Jeff Mangum, who blasted it into the open net. Extra time ended with no further goals, but once again /ck/ had victory in their grasp and just needed Fast Food Autism to score the final penalty, but he missed, and after another miss by Pink Himalayan Salt /ck/ was eliminated from the knockouts.
2019 Winter Cup
The 2019 Winter cup proved to be one of the craziest tournaments for /ck/ ever. Throwing /ck/ against many familiar foes from their recent past, the draw saw /ck/ matched up with /gd/ and /r9k/ yet again, as well as /mu/, who had just beaten them in the Babby knockouts. No one could have known what was about to happen in one of the craziest group stages ever. At first though, it seemed that /ck/ had returned to their bumbling 2017 self as /r9k/ ran up the score on them, leading 4-0 at the half. Even after /ck/ pulled one back through Pink Himalayan Salt they instantly replied for the 5pa1n in the 54th minute. What followed can only be described as a miracle and one of the greatest comebacks in 4cc history. Refusing to go down, /ck/ rallied and by the 80th minute /ck/ had drawn 5-5 with goals from /ck/ Challenge, Perfect Coffee, Gordon Ramsay and Fast Food Autism. But it all seemed for naught as /r9k/ struck a dagger in injury time to make it 6-5. However, the ro/ck/stars rallied for one last attack, and a Perfect Coffee strike from just outside the box, leveling the score at 6-6. There was no time to breathe though as a rematch with /mu/ saw back and forth action with /ck/ scoring 4 more goals with braces from Fast Food Autism and The Surly King of The Eggfort. Sadly, /mu/ broke /ck/'s heart once again with a late equalizer to make it 4-4. The match got an homage in form of this drawing. /ck/ needed to win their next match against /gd/ to advance to RO16. With 4-goal haul from Perfect Coffee, including two direct FKs, and a Fast Food Autism Goal, /ck/ secured a much-needed win, taking a 5-2 victory and qualifying to the Elite Knockout stage for the first time since the 2016 Winter Cup. And once again /ck/ got matched up with a familiar foe and the Cup favorite in /u/. However, /ck/ took a 2-goal lead with /ck/ Challenge and Perfect Coffee scoring a goal each. Madokami, /u/'s stellar goalkeeper, denied further goals with an outstanding performance, making innumerable saves. While this allowed /u/ to come back into the game, taking it to ET with 2 goals from Homucifer, the chefs were not deterred and Perfect Coffee struck again in extra time to win it for /ck/. The quarterfinals saw the ro/ck/stars matched up with a /gd/ squad up for vengeance after their beatdown in the group stage, and 3 goals were not enough to see /ck/ advance to the top 4 as they fell 3-5 to eventual cup winners /gd/, carried by 5 goals from Kerning.
2019 Summer Cup
Having made a top 8 finish for the first time in recent history, things were looking good as /ck/ geared up for the 2019 Summer cup. The group draw saw them matched with /toy/ and /y/ and the lesbians of /u/ yet again. Things got off to a poor start with /ck/ falling to promoted /toy/ as a momentary equaliser by Perfect Coffee was not enough to stem the tide in an eventual 3-1 defeat. In their next matchup against /u/ the chefs failed to replicate their recent success over the pure lesbians and struggled to a goalless draw. This left /ck/ with a very minimal shot at the Round of 16 going up against /y/, but nothing would stick and after a 1-1 draw the ro/ck/stars where forced into relegation again.
2019 Autumn Babby Cup
The magic of the hat saw it fit to reunite /ck/ yet again with some of their most recent opponents in /mu/ and /out/, as well as a new matchup against the /his/torians. Bit yet again the /mu/sicians proved to be the perfect foil for /ck/ as they overcame an early Perfect Coffee goal to win 1-3 in the end. /ck/'s fortunes did not improve as their first matchup with /his/ ended in another defeat, this time with a score of 2-3. This left /ck/ with nothing but to fight off being sent to the fetus for the 2nd time in their history. This they at least managed, beating /out/ 3-2 with a Perfect Coffee Brace and a goal from Fast Food Autism. Now /ck/ awaits their next challenge in the 2020 Spring Babby Cup as they seek to overturn their recent run of bad form.
2020 Spring Babby Cup
TBD
2020 Summer Cup
TBD
Rivalries
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| The Nutrition Derby This cup rivalry began all the way back to the double elimination days of the cup. /ck/ sent /fit/ to the Losers' bracket in the first 4chan cup, and eliminated them in the 2012 Winter Cup. It was not until the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies that /fit/ got their first win ever against /ck/. From then on, the rivalry remained dormant until 2014, where /ck/ defeated /fit/ twice. In the last time they faced each other, /ck/'s win left the /fit/izens very frustrated, as /fit/ had 4 (four) times the shots that /ck/ had, and still lost 2-1. However /fit/ got their revenge in the 2016 Summer Cup with a 3-2 victory, which included two goals from /fit/ after 85'. They faced once again in the 2017 Autumn Babby Cup, let's just say the kitchen caught on fire that day... |
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Goal Scorers
| Player | Goals |
|---|---|
| Nachos* | 64* |
| Perfect Coffee | 40 |
| Pink Himalayan Salt | 35 |
| /ck/ Challenge | 19 |
| Fast Food Autism | 19 |
| Surly King of the Egg Fort | 16 |
| Masaokis** | 4 |
| Forcaccia** | 4 |
| Al/ck/oholic | 3 |
| Fridge Ketchup | 3 |
| Alton Brown** | 2 |
| Gordon Ramsay | 2 |
| Deenz | 2 |
| Cock Sauce** | 2 |
| Vegan Hate | 1 |
| Cock Clam Bukkake | 1 |
| Irish Stew Autist** | 1 |
| Sukiyaki** | 1 |
| Tikka Masala** | 1 |
(*)Nachos obtained the golden boot in the 2011 4chan Summer Cup, however, since all the records of the cup are lost, there is no way to know how many goals he scored in that competition
(**)Retired players
Honors
- 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Runner-up
- 2012 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place
- 2015 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place
Individual Honors
- 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Nachos - Golden Boot
- 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Alton Brown - 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup All Stars
Awards
- 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Dressed
- 2015 4chan Winter Cup: Best Dressed
Trivia
- The /ck/ curse: If you beat /ck/ in a knockout round match, you lose the next match. The curse began at the 2012 Winter Cup, here are the victims of said curse:
- /sp/ twice in the 2012 Winter Cup
- /x/ in the 2013 Spring Babby Cup
- /trv/ in the 2013 Summer Cup
- /vg/ in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup
- /vp/ in the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup
- /h/ in the 2015 Winter Cup
- /an/ in the 2016 Winter Cup
- /vg/ in the 2018 Spring Babby Cup
- /wg/ in the 2020 Spring Babby Cup
- This curse was broken by /b/ in the 2015 Summer Cup and /gd/ in the 2019 Winter Cup
- /ck/ was the only team to play /trv/ and not be defeated when they won the 2014 Winter cup.
- So far, /ck/ is the only team that has a special anthem for a goalkeeper that has been played in five cups (Summer 13, Winter 15, Autumn 16 and Spring 18, Autumn 18).
- /ck/ scored the 2400th official goal of the cup (Nachos in Autumn 14 against /n/) and also "scored" the 5000th official goal (Will I die? own goal against /toy/ in Autumn 16).
- /ck/ holds along with /r9k/ the current record for the highest scoring draw (6-6 in Winter 19)
- Currently the highest amount of goals scored by a player on a single is 4 (Perfect Coffee vs /gd/ during the 2019 Winter Cup, Surly King of the Egg Fort vs /n/ during the 2021 Winter Cup)
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