/pmmm/ Roster

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Starting 11

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
101	GK	SNAA			Sana is too busy torturing opposing players to give a damn about saving a single shot. Don't care. Single GK all the way baby!
22	LB	Chelsea			NA lives on. Without refunds of course.
69	CB	Twincest			200 million times a second
19	CB	Oh?			Evade? Meta Breaking? Big dicked dominatrix? Yup, it's Vagitan time.
0	CB	Forgotten at Best			Literally who
42	RB	Mysterious heroine of 0% gacha rate			さやか? More like 最悪. What a 災厄. She truly never tops.
42	DMF	AIDS			What better virus to infect the enemy with than one that renders the body defenseless?
666	CMF	HomuHomu		T/N: "Did Nothing Wrong"	Armed and dangerous crazy lesbian. She's like, older than she looks but that stuffs complicated. Plays to bring joy to Madoka's face and unintentionally to /PMMM/ fans also. Homucifer when dammit
1	SS	Eroha			A rookie magical girl whose feats involve wearing full-body pantyhose and seducing a college woman. She now looks to seduce rival meguca faction leaders. She has already tamed one. Surely that makes her qualified to play divegrass, no?
13	SS	AquaHomu, Breaker of Legs			A college age meguca veteran with more than her fair share of admirers. Is the victim of the sexual advances of a JC slut. OFFICIAL DIVEGRASS LEGBREAK COUNT: Fallen to the Erotic MC; she now stalks girls younger than 15, preferably 11.
999	CF	Madokami			PVE isn’t difficult, but when you want to clear an event >challenge on auto, Madokami will make it so that you don’t even have to play the game.

Substitutes

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
43	LB	Fool Girl			NNNnnnanooooo?
9	LB	5v1 me, faggot			Who needs a full team of level 100s when you can wipe a team with just one and a full set of limit broken memoriae? W A S H E D WE CHARGE META NOW
12	DMF	BESTJANNU			/fgog/ BTFO
30	CB	/PMMM/ Smells Like This?!			S-SH-SHOWER????!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
25	CB	Hinomoto Supremacy			(Formerly) Leader of the Tokime Clan Also Best Girl
24	RB	Rena-chan Cringe...			I-it’s not like I wanted to play divegrass or anything! You were just so pathetic on the field, so I had to help. Don’t waste my power, okay?
56	RB	Sakae Town Bicycle			Shame of Mizuna
26	SS	Daito International Airport			>daitoids
72	SS	Dragon Ovipostitor			I'M CUMMING! HAHA!
777	SS	Something's Gonna Get Blown Off			>cums when she's about to die How did they get away with this?
70	SS	Little Foal			YUNA-SAN YUNA-SAN YUNA-SAN SSU~ CUMMING SSU~
19	CB	TSUVID-19			Onegai TSUVID! Please don't shut down my country!
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Notable retired players

List of players who used to play for the team, but have retired since.

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
18	CB	Sweet Water Guy			Remove males.
8	GK	Gacha RNG Salt			Remove Incubators.
12	RB	Chinese Wolverine			Replaced by her leader.
28	LB	Achishi			Konoha could no longer be convinced that disaster wouldn't befall Ayame.
7	DMF	Midriff Fetish			Ume-tentei was more interested in the girls than the ball.
69	CB	Date Rapist Chouseiya-san			She doesn't like doing hard work herself, so she became the team owner.
36	CB	NTR Queen			The fearsome leader and keikaku master of the Lesbian China Yakuza Group.
45	CB	Kazumi B4 Sayaka!			She may be the MC of a crappy spinoff manga, but she's still better than Sayaka.
10	CMF	Gorilla Leader			A charge gorilla who is the leader of Team Gorilla, which includes Rena's Renas (accele gorilla) and Fuyuyu (anti-water gorilla).
38	GK	Prepare My Kokoro			She'll make even the most stone-faced, cold-hearted edgelords go doki doki with her biri biri.
33	DMF	Lolibaba Science Goblin			She may never achieve her dream of being a sexy lady, but perhaps she can gain popularity through divegrass fame.
41	LB	ORIKO was right			So we put her on the left. Hopefully she’ll play ball instead of trying to kill Madoka.
35	CMF	Lesbian Shinigami			She had you collect tens of thousands of pencils and thousands of notebooks, just so she could write about her girlfriend. All according to keikaku.
13	CMF	13 Year Old Lesbian Harem			She may be the odd one out of the Lesbian China-Yakuza Gorilla Group, but she is not to be underestimated.
39	LB	A World of Bullshit			*dodges your attacks* *teleports behind you* *unsheathes magia* Heh, nothin' personnel, kid...
14	CB	Mother of Rumours			Now, I will create monster-like creatures to terrorize Kamihama City residents for our goal to save megucae, this certainly won't come back to haunt m- *collapses*
35	CB	Grand Moff Tarkin			HOLY SHIT ITS MOTHRA AND SHE GREW A MOUTH
41	DMF	Wings of Chargius			I desperately want to mate with a meguca. I want to get into bed naked with a meguca, spread open her pussy, insert my cock inside of her, oppress her with my massive weight and cum inside her, fertilizing her eggs as a baby is conceived inside of her undead body. I want to mate with a meguca. It can be any meguca, I don't care. What I want is to copulate, to breed with a magical girl, not a normal girl. The first girls that come to mind are Yachiyo and Mami. Next up for thought are Mifuyu and Tart. It could even be Yuma or Touka. The point is, I've had enough of normal women. I need pussy and I need Magical Girl pussy, pussy to crush my cock with superhuman strength to drain my balls into little seeds as they suck all the cum from it. I want to get into bed with a meguca. I want to watch her recoil as she sees my disgusting obese body and how it gets aroused at the sight of her own. Imagine the utter look of disgust Yachiyo would cast and glare at you. Ria might vomit at witnessing the mass of flesh and fat about to violate her goddess' body. Ui would just cry at the understanding that such a disgusting subhuman heap would connect with her cunny and make her a young mother. But the insertion, the insertion is where the fun is act. Imagine taking out your cock and just ramming into Yuma's womanly hole. She'd just scream, accidentally activating her healing magic and wrapping around your member with a freshly remade hymen. Or imagine Tart. You're basically destroying a virgin and knowing this makes your throbbing member just swipe against her cunt walls. What about Madoka Kaname? Imagine her high, squeaking voice as your manhood connects with her womanhole and she gasps, trying to take you in the classical way, like a good woman. Imagine the thrusting and the creaking of the bed as you bounce your morbid frame against Riko. Every press down, a yell - Hinano is probably a screamer. It all must end in cumming inside. I want to fertilize Kyouko. What a bold yet powerful statement Too bad you got banned lmao
6	CMF	BEFRIENDING			Time travel back to /u/.
23	CMF	>300 Magia Chips		T/N: "Did Nothing Wrong"	Superseded by HomuHomu. You should have pre-registered. Moemura will definitely save Madoka from the qualifiers, no matter how many times it takes. Well look how that turned out you dummy!
11	CB	Fuuyu			Dropped before VGL 17. Now waits on the side to punish Rena for her misplays after games. Despite being a member of Team Gorilla, she only has 2 blast disks. But at least she gorilla-fies against water types. Promoted to starter so she can Fuyu Rena's Cringey Renas.
25	LB	Holy Mami			Dropped for VGL 17. She has an anime version unit now. But like, it looks ugly. And I'm totally putting it on the next roster poll :^)
5	RB	Blonde Beauty			Dropped for VGL 17. The rumor of the ghost that takes over the Shonenshitter's sleeping body. Let's have it stay that way okay?
6	CB	Cute and fUNNY			UOOOOOOOOOOOH!
	SS	Full Bloom Sakura			Ah, full bloom...
	LB	Snek			"Ao, you're a demon..." "No, I'm a snake."