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Freshly remodeled with an aesthetics overhaul and a slew of brand new kits, /pw/ took to the pitch for their debut showing against a very game and pesky {{team away|w}} squad. Perhaps letting the nerves of the moment get to him somewhat, the weak points of the match came when new centerback Blue Kane let star player Waifu Walls skirt past him on two near-identical throughball goals in the first half. However, sensing that the team needed a spark, the raped bitch captain took it upon himself and made a beautiful run straight down the center of the pitch, juking past two {{team away|w}} defenders and sinking it past the outstretched arms of their keeper to not only keep the game competitive, but also score the historic first ever goal for the /pw/erbombs. Still, the score remained 1-2 in the wallpaper squad's favor up until the 75th minute, when a slew of close chances in the {{team away|w}} box and constant pressure finally lead to breakthrough, as a perfect cross from The Undercarder found the turnbuckle that Perc Angle was perched from for a well-executed corner goal. It was here that the scoreline held for the remainder of the match, and /pw/ walked off with a well earned and hard fought 2-2 draw. Sure, it might not have been the absolute victory that the board was hoping for, but what better way to make an impression than by draw-ing the house in your debut match? | Freshly remodeled with an aesthetics overhaul and a slew of brand new kits, /pw/ took to the pitch for their debut showing against a very game and pesky {{team away|w}} squad. Perhaps letting the nerves of the moment get to him somewhat, the weak points of the match came when new centerback Blue Kane let star player Waifu Walls skirt past him on two near-identical throughball goals in the first half. However, sensing that the team needed a spark, the raped bitch captain took it upon himself and made a beautiful run straight down the center of the pitch, juking past two {{team away|w}} defenders and sinking it past the outstretched arms of their keeper to not only keep the game competitive, but also score the historic first ever goal for the /pw/erbombs. Still, the score remained 1-2 in the wallpaper squad's favor up until the 75th minute, when a slew of close chances in the {{team away|w}} box and constant pressure finally lead to breakthrough, as a perfect cross from The Undercarder found the turnbuckle that Perc Angle was perched from for a well-executed corner goal. It was here that the scoreline held for the remainder of the match, and /pw/ walked off with a well earned and hard fought 2-2 draw. Sure, it might not have been the absolute victory that the board was hoping for, but what better way to make an impression than by draw-ing the house in your debut match? | ||
Next up in the anime tour of Autumn 2021 - a desperate (but still dangerous) {{team away|a}}, who needed a win to even have a chance in hell of advancing from the group. On a brisk Halloween evening, the /pw/erbombs took to the void, and Batcarder swooped down attempt to lay {{team away|a}} to rest. In another chapter of the absolute suffering of {{team away|a}, merely 5 minutes in Hulk Hogan decided that you're waifu indeed DOES belong in the trash, blasting the Kartwheelin' Aussie boy into the back of the net (to the commentators and fans' delight). However, after some cagey back and forth gameplay for another 35 minutes, with both teams getting decent chances at an integral goal, {{team away|a} proved that they were not quite ready to 404 from the cup just yet, with Yotsuba hitting a laserbeam of a shot from outside the box at the 41 minute mark. This may have been {{team away|a}}'s biggest mistake unfortunately, as such an act of aggression was simply too much for the Hulkster to take, ESPECIALLY from some filthy weebs. Hogan powered through a flat-footed /a/ defence right at the death of the half at 45+1 to return fire and end the half 2-1 in /pw/'s favour. The second half continued with a similar cagey, end-to-end style of play with both teams having good chances to score a game-defining goal, until Undercarder harnessed some of the American energy from a Hulk Hogan assist to send /pw/ rollin' (rollin' rollin') to a 3-1 lead at the 73rd minute. With their cup hopes looking dashed, a frantic {{team away|a}} had one final hope spot, and Blue Kane decided to sell for them with some sub-par defending - allowing Yotsuba to quickly slot in another for a brace at the 77th minute. It was too little too late unfortunately, as the Wall defused a final couple of {{team away|a}} attacks, and the Hulkamaniac decided that two nukes simply were not enough - obliterating Wideface and scoring a Hulk Hogan Hattrick at the 89th minute. And thus, the game ended with a dominant 4-2 /pw/ victory, eliminating a very game {{team away|a}} and securing both a MotM nod for Hogan, and /pw/'s first official cup win. | Next up in the anime tour of Autumn 2021 - a desperate (but still dangerous) {{team away|a}}, who needed a win to even have a chance in hell of advancing from the group. On a brisk Halloween evening, the /pw/erbombs took to the void, and Batcarder swooped down attempt to lay {{team away|a}} to rest. In another chapter of the absolute suffering of {{team away|a}, merely 5 minutes in Hulk Hogan decided that you're waifu indeed DOES belong in the trash, blasting the Kartwheelin' Aussie boy into the back of the net (to the commentators and fans' delight). However, after some cagey back and forth gameplay for another 35 minutes, with both teams getting decent chances at an integral goal, {{team away|a}} proved that they were not quite ready to 404 from the cup just yet, with Yotsuba hitting a laserbeam of a shot from outside the box at the 41 minute mark. This may have been {{team away|a}}'s biggest mistake unfortunately, as such an act of aggression was simply too much for the Hulkster to take, ESPECIALLY from some filthy weebs. Hogan powered through a flat-footed /a/ defence right at the death of the half at 45+1 to return fire and end the half 2-1 in /pw/'s favour. The second half continued with a similar cagey, end-to-end style of play with both teams having good chances to score a game-defining goal, until Undercarder harnessed some of the American energy from a Hulk Hogan assist to send /pw/ rollin' (rollin' rollin') to a 3-1 lead at the 73rd minute. With their cup hopes looking dashed, a frantic {{team away|a}} had one final hope spot, and Blue Kane decided to sell for them with some sub-par defending - allowing Yotsuba to quickly slot in another for a brace at the 77th minute. It was too little too late unfortunately, as the Wall defused a final couple of {{team away|a}} attacks, and the Hulkamaniac decided that two nukes simply were not enough - obliterating Wideface and scoring a Hulk Hogan Hattrick at the 89th minute. And thus, the game ended with a dominant 4-2 /pw/ victory, eliminating a very game {{team away|a}} and securing both a MotM nod for Hogan, and /pw/'s first official cup win. | ||
TO BE CONTINUED... | TO BE CONTINUED... | ||
Revision as of 07:45, 28 January 2022
FINALLY.......THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK, TO THE 4CHAN CUP
/pw/ is the new home for professional wrestling discussion on 4chan. After being kicked out of 
/sp/ and split away from their 
/xs/ neighbors at 
/asp/, a permanent residence was finally made for wrestling fans in the brisk Spring of '21. Empowered by a mix of cup veterans and fresh faces, /pw/ is set to make their debut in the 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. Can you dig it, sucka?
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Team History
Autumn 21: Running the Ropes
When the final whistle blew on a 1-2 defeat to 
/p/ to cap off the greatest run that /asp/ had ever made, it not only signaled the end of an era, but the start of two new beginnings. After taking the pinfall to put the eventual 3rd place finishers over, the board got right to work on reshaping the cup team in their image. No longer did they have to share a home with their quiet neighbors or occupy a single thread on an unwilling host board. They now had a place to themselves.
The transition process went surprisingly smoothly, even as the board was in the midst of a fierce and still-ongoing console war between E-drones and AEWtists over which brand of mandrama was less cringe than the other. To fully signal the switch, the Monday Night Raw Red of /asp/ was retired for a cool Smackdown Blue as the new primary team color, with Dimes Silver to accentuate it. These colors helped shape the vision of the team logo, a trial-and-error process that brought about the end result of the Smackdown Fist emblem, clutching the PRIDE FC bolt as an homage to the board's roots. The roster, unsurprisingly, inherited many of the same beloved faces from the final cup runs of /asp/, including the veteran Undercarder and an invigorated KWAB, finally given the captain's armband that many had thought he'd deserved to establish him as the ace of the team. To fill in the gaps left by the departed /xs/ role players, several new faces established themselves as worthy members of the inaugural roster by getting over quickly in the early day's of the boards existence, particularly new silver medal Perc Angle. But perhaps the most important roster move was Hulk Hogan, winner of the /asp/ Summmmmmmerslam Royal Rumble, proving his icon status enough to be named the first gold forward of the team, carrying the weight of the offense with his 24-inch pythons.
Freshly remodeled with an aesthetics overhaul and a slew of brand new kits, /pw/ took to the pitch for their debut showing against a very game and pesky 
/w/ squad. Perhaps letting the nerves of the moment get to him somewhat, the weak points of the match came when new centerback Blue Kane let star player Waifu Walls skirt past him on two near-identical throughball goals in the first half. However, sensing that the team needed a spark, the raped bitch captain took it upon himself and made a beautiful run straight down the center of the pitch, juking past two /w/ defenders and sinking it past the outstretched arms of their keeper to not only keep the game competitive, but also score the historic first ever goal for the /pw/erbombs. Still, the score remained 1-2 in the wallpaper squad's favor up until the 75th minute, when a slew of close chances in the /w/ box and constant pressure finally lead to breakthrough, as a perfect cross from The Undercarder found the turnbuckle that Perc Angle was perched from for a well-executed corner goal. It was here that the scoreline held for the remainder of the match, and /pw/ walked off with a well earned and hard fought 2-2 draw. Sure, it might not have been the absolute victory that the board was hoping for, but what better way to make an impression than by draw-ing the house in your debut match?
Next up in the anime tour of Autumn 2021 - a desperate (but still dangerous) 
/a/, who needed a win to even have a chance in hell of advancing from the group. On a brisk Halloween evening, the /pw/erbombs took to the void, and Batcarder swooped down attempt to lay /a/ to rest. In another chapter of the absolute suffering of {{team away|a}, merely 5 minutes in Hulk Hogan decided that you're waifu indeed DOES belong in the trash, blasting the Kartwheelin' Aussie boy into the back of the net (to the commentators and fans' delight). However, after some cagey back and forth gameplay for another 35 minutes, with both teams getting decent chances at an integral goal, /a/ proved that they were not quite ready to 404 from the cup just yet, with Yotsuba hitting a laserbeam of a shot from outside the box at the 41 minute mark. This may have been /a/'s biggest mistake unfortunately, as such an act of aggression was simply too much for the Hulkster to take, ESPECIALLY from some filthy weebs. Hogan powered through a flat-footed /a/ defence right at the death of the half at 45+1 to return fire and end the half 2-1 in /pw/'s favour. The second half continued with a similar cagey, end-to-end style of play with both teams having good chances to score a game-defining goal, until Undercarder harnessed some of the American energy from a Hulk Hogan assist to send /pw/ rollin' (rollin' rollin') to a 3-1 lead at the 73rd minute. With their cup hopes looking dashed, a frantic /a/ had one final hope spot, and Blue Kane decided to sell for them with some sub-par defending - allowing Yotsuba to quickly slot in another for a brace at the 77th minute. It was too little too late unfortunately, as the Wall defused a final couple of /a/ attacks, and the Hulkamaniac decided that two nukes simply were not enough - obliterating Wideface and scoring a Hulk Hogan Hattrick at the 89th minute. And thus, the game ended with a dominant 4-2 /pw/ victory, eliminating a very game /a/ and securing both a MotM nod for Hogan, and /pw/'s first official cup win.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Roster
Positions are subject to change
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Match History
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| October 29, 2021 | /w/
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2-2 D | KWAB  37'Perc Angle 77'
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implying.fun |
| October 31, 2021 | /a/
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2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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4-2 W | Hulk Hogan 6', 45+3', 89' The Undercarder 73'
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implying.fun |
| November 6, 2021 |  /c/
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2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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2-2 D | Hulk Hogan 69' KWAB 86'
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implying.fun |
| November 12, 2021 |  /v/
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2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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2-1 W | KWAB 51', 56'
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implying.fun |
| November 13, 2021 |  /x/
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2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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0(5)-0(4) L | implying.fun |
Rivalries
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| The /asp/ Derby Natural rivals ever since the split occurred, /pw/ and /xs/ were uneasy neighbors for years before Hiroshimoot decided to destroy /asp/ for no fucking reason. The ultimate battle to prove which one is the Michaels and which is the Jannetty. |
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Awards & Honors
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best Kit
Best Model
Best Aesthetics
Best Alt-Horn
Best Chants
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