/d/ squad

The /d/ squad as of September 2014

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Starting XI
Pos.	Picture	Name	Description	Stats
GK		Stoic Orc	Stoic Orc is the lead in 'A Friendly Orc's Daily Life' by Jin following a deadpan (or stoic) Orc and his dealing with a decidedly horny Elf.										Total
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LB		Vore	Voraphilia, the fetish of being swallowed alive. The ultimate loss of control.										Total
				Apps	6	4	4	3	1	1	3	2	24
				Goals	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1
CB		Faye Artemis	Chatroom handle FormFatale, lead in the Shape Shifter series by LemonFont, Can transform into anything yet mainly uses that power to grow a massive penis.										Total
				Apps	6			2		3	2		13
				Goals	0			0		0	0		0
CB		/d/ Humour Thread	Laughing is also a fetish. An often seen thread on /d/ where users exchange the lighter side of alternative cartoon pornography.										Total
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RB		Cumflation	Being pumped so full of semen that your body has to expand to be able to hold it all.										Total
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DMF		Milking	Lactating, industry grade farming, Cow tits call it what you will it's a great source of Calcium.										Total
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CMF		Elzi	Elzi is a long time /d/ trip, well known for adding dicks and captions to images.										Total
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AMF		Dmitrys	Honours:2012 Summer Cup All-Stars Popular Australian/Russian futa artist, goes by the name Dmitry Sergeev (Dmitrys for short)										Total
				Apps	19	6	5	3	3	3	3	4	46
				Goals	0	0	0	1	0	2	0	0	3
AMF		Kami Tora	Kami Tora (Tiger God in Moon Speak) is an artist with a very recognisable style, mainly draws futanari and vanilla but has been known to dabble in ballbusting, pegging, orgasm denial, bondage, spanking et al and as a result is popular with all walks of /d/.										Total
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SS		Egg Laying	The observant among you may be thinking 'but humans don't lay eggs' normally you'd be correct but when a female (or male) of the 2D variety comes in contact with a creature that is oviparous a human is a very capable vessel to pump full of eggs. It's science, look it up.										Total
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CF		Futa/Alternative	/d/ is "100% futa, 100% of the time" that is a well known fact, ask anybody.										Total
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Subs Bench
Pos.	Picture	Name	Description	Stats
GK		Succubus	A Succubus is a female demon (male being 'incubus') from medieval folklore said to extract male life force through sexual activity. The name comes from the Latin 'succub' & 'cubare' which means 'to lie under'.										Total
				Apps	8			1	2	1	2	1	15
				Clean Sheets	4			0	0	0	0	0	4
LB		/d/ Sized Cock	/d/ sized (d-sīzd) adj. Of exceedingly great size, extent, or quantity. [Coined by the users of /d/.] "Did you see the size of her cock? It was /d/ sized, like a Python with a Peach stuck in its mouth."										Total
				Apps	2				1	1	1	3	8
				Goals	0				0	0	0	0	0
CB		Tentacles	Strictly speaking a tentacle is a flexible, elongated organ mostly seen on invertebrates but that explanation is very dull, what a tentacle actually is is the perfect sauce. Think of it this way; /d/ see tentacles as something that can be added to any scenario, scene or fetish to improve the general quality of the original product. Tentacles are English mustard.										Total
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				Goals
CB		HSITMPBAMCWTPOP	A fetish too disgusting even for /d/. /d/'s most popular attempt at a meme.										Total
				Apps	13	4	4	3	3	2	1	3	33
				Goals	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1
RB		Gynoids	A gynoid is a humanoid robot made to look like a woman, the female alternative to a android. Robots are built to serve their master in whatever way they seem fit and robots are happy to oblige to their every whim.										Total
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DMF		Bodysuits	Bodysuits or Zentai (Zenshintaitsu) in foreign is a term for skin-tight garments that cover the entire body. In a bodysuit you can be anyone you want to be.										Total
				Apps	1						2	1	4
				Goals	0						0	0	0
CMF		Transformation	If you could be anything what would it be? That is the essence of transformation, as a popular TV show theme tune says "more than meets the eye".										Total
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CMF		Ambivalence	Meh.										Total
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LMF		Insectoids											Total
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LMF		Giantess	How do we make a woman more dominant? Making her 25 foot tall ought to do it.										Total
				Apps	3						3	4	10
				Goals	0						0	0	0
RMF		BDSM General (/bdsmg/)	The general that started the rise in generals on /d/. A place people go to discuss and share BDSM techniques, stories and images.										Total
				Apps	7				2	3	2	3	17
				Goals	0				0	0	0	0	0
RMF		Short Stacks	Small girls (not loli) that are built to cope without /d/ throw at them. Basically the opposite of the Giantess fetish.										Total
				Apps	1							2	3
				Goals	0							0	0

Former Players

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Former players
Pos.	Picture	Name	Description	Active period	Caps	Goals
CB		Tali'Zorah vas Normandy	Background: /d/'s favourite alien girl.		1	0
GK		Thread Hidden Expert	Background: A fetish for sexy planes in sexy situations that gained a sudden boost in popularity in early 2013 Performances: The natural successor to Potato House; agile, fast, offered an attacking threat and could cross - Jetporn will be remembered among /d/ fans for a faultless display whilst out of position in the 3-0 victory over /v/ in the 2013 Summer Cup. A career that ended somewhat prematurely after interest dwindled.		1	0 Clean Sheet(s)
CB		Helpful Femanon	Background: Namefag who made a very popular thread on hidden vibrators in late 2011 Performances: A dogged centre half, often competed with XXXX Corruptions for rights to partner Dmitrys in the centre of defence. Rarely made mistakes and remained solid until dropped after becoming no longer relevant to the board culture.		15	0
RMF		Dracula Penis	Background: Many images from Japanese artist 'Yozora' depicting a vampire girl with an exceptionally large penis. Performances: A mainstay of early /d/ matches, Dracula Penis operated as a wide midfielder often cutting inside to get the ball to strikers Haigure and Melon Fuck and was an important piece of /d/'s attack minded puzzle - partnered with Potato House on the opposite wing these 2 created a formidable pairing for non-medal players. Dracula Penis was shipped to the other wing in her final appearance in the 4-2 victory over /hr/ and secured that she would bow out of the cup on a high note after /d/ secured 9 points and promotion to the elite cup.		22	3
DMF		NO WESTERN	Background: Brought into the squad given early /d/'s negativity towards western art on the board Performances: 'The Bronze Enforcer', NO WESTERN was an all important part of the early /d/ set-up, paired with silver centre back Dmitrys /d/'s defence was capable of keeping out the best attackers. NO WESTERN didn't often opt forward which made it more surprising that NO WESTERN would bundle home /d/'s first tournament goal against /3/ in a 4-0 win. Given the boards later openness to western art NO WESTERN was dropped following the disappointing 2013 Winter Cup but will remain a team legend who they have yet to replace.		22	2
CMF   AMF   LB   RB		Shitting Dick Nipples	Background: A rather extreme fetish brought to you by those zany Japanese artists, it is of course bannable on /d/ as is all scat. Turns out there are things too /d/ for /d/. Performances: The midfield general, prowling the centre of the pitch in the space in front of NO WESTERN and behind Melon Fuck. Shitting Dick Nipples was another of that rare breed '66* players who aren't that bad' who scored /d/'s first ever goal in a 1-0 friendly win against /sci/ and performed exceptionally in the following Babby Cup. The later tournaments saw Shitting Dick Nipples revert to the full back roles and even scoring in a 6-1 thrashing of /trv/ in the 2013 Spring Babby Cup, her last game would be in that fateful draw against /lit/ that would see /d/ relegated.		21	2
LMF   DMF   CB		Potato House	Background: A popular Futanari CG series, specialising in Futa x Male relationships Performances: The Yin to Dracula Penis' Yang. A more defensive minded wide midfielder, as her goal scoring record shows, who served as more of a Wing Back in her early career. Another omnipresent character in early /d/ games before being later dropped to the bench and moved to the centre half role before being dropped from the squad entirely following the 2013 Summer Cup campaign.		20	0
CB		XXXX Corruptions	Honours:2013 Spring Babby Cup All-Stars		15	0
LMF   RMF   CMF		Jetporn	Background: A fetish for sexy planes in sexy situations that gained a sudden boost in popularity in early 2013 Performances: The natural successor to Potato House; agile, fast, offered an attacking threat and could cross - Jetporn will be remembered among /d/ fans for a faultless display whilst out of position in the 3-0 victory over /v/ in the 2013 Summer Cup. A career that ended somewhat prematurely after interest dwindled.		11	0
GK		Ballbusting	Background: A fetish for sexy planes in sexy situations that gained a sudden boost in popularity in early 2013 Performances: The natural successor to Potato House; agile, fast, offered an attacking threat and could cross - Jetporn will be remembered among /d/ fans for a faultless display whilst out of position in the 3-0 victory over /v/ in the 2013 Summer Cup. A career that ended somewhat prematurely after interest dwindled.		4	1 Clean Sheet(s)
SS   CF		BREAK-A-BITCH	Background: The art of mind break, a popular fetish on /d/ that degrades the victims thought processes via sex.		8	1
GK		Damn It Naga	Background: A fetish for sexy planes in sexy situations that gained a sudden boost in popularity in early 2013 Performances: The natural successor to Potato House; agile, fast, offered an attacking threat and could cross - Jetporn will be remembered among /d/ fans for a faultless display whilst out of position in the 3-0 victory over /v/ in the 2013 Summer Cup. A career that ended somewhat prematurely after interest dwindled.		5	2 Clean Sheet(s)
RB		Robutts	Background: Baby got back-up. Gynoid's with a big junk folder. Performances: One of /d/'s latest players brought in, a main fixture at Right Back in the unsuccessful 2014 Spring Babby Cup.		6	0
RB   DMF   CMF   AMF		Monster Girl Quest	Background: A popular eroge series of games brought to you by Torotoro Resistance. You follow protagonist Luka through his exploits to try and make his region monster friendly... fnaar fnaar Performances: Another of the original 23 players, played in every competition /d/ has took place in. Most successful period was at Right Back but has since took a more direct role, scoring in the 6-2 defeat from /tg/ in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup		25	1
RB   DMF		Cockslave	Background: Slave of cock.		3	0
GK   CB		Consentacles	Background: As Percy Sledge famously sang: "When a Man loves a Woman who loves a giant Tentacle Monster" Performances:Captain, Leader, Legend of the early /d/ sides but was gradually phased out to accommodate new signing Succubus and later moved outfield before being laid to rest.		22	0
CB		Tickle Tuesday	Background: A board you have to search deep to find, a land where /d/eviants discuss their tickling fetish. Performances: Solid back, but rarely impressed. Was released in the purge after Spring 2014.		2	0
DMF   AMF   CB		/d/ is For Duckgirls	Background: A well known and undisputed fact Performances: Super Sub /d/ is for Duckgirls made most of his/her/its appearances from the bench to try and close out games, making full use of the 'Super Sub' card.		8	0
LB		Erotic Stench	Background: Eproctophilia (love of flatulence), Maschalagnia (attraction to armpits)or scent play. The attractions to smell. Performances: Rarely got a sniff at action.		2	0
DMF		Hideyoshi	Background: Hideyoshi Kinoshita from Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu. A trap who looks a lot like his sister. Performances: Played only in the disastrous Spring 2014 campaign, and was released in the ensuing purge.	None	2	0
SS   CF   DMF   AMF		Melon Fuck	Background: A cult classic called 'Semen Sprinkler J' by Sammohung. J is a regular futa girl who one day fancied fucking some melon and later her housemate. Performances: One of the original medal players for /d/ and despite never being a gold player scored 1 in 2 at her peak despite being a bronze. Part of the /d/ynamic /d/uo of Melon Fuck and Haigure of the early /d/ years.		40	11
AMF		Cuntboys	Background: Exactly what it says on the tin.Polar opposite to futa Performances: Used to plug the gap that was the space behind the strikers, never really found a rhythm in that position and was dropped.		9	0
CF   AMF   SS		Haigure	Honours:2012 Spring Babby Cup Golden Boot Background: Japanese for leotard, follows traditional mind control and brainwashing fetish themes just with a leotard. Performances: The greatest player /d/ has ever seen and one of the greatest the cup has ever seen. Nothing more needs to be said.		47	34
DMF   CF		Bob Sapp	Honours:2013 Spring Babby Cup All-Star Background: The bizarre tale of a boy who has a detachable penis and due to his mother's negligence turns into UFC fighter Bob Sapp. Sei So Tsui Dan Sha if you were wondering.. Performances: Cult hero of the cup, started of as an unknown super-sub but ended as an against the odds cup goal scoring machine		22	10

Medal History

	Gold		Silver		Bronze
Competition	Pos.	Name	Pos.	Name	Pos.	Name	Pos.	Name
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	CF	Haigure	CB	Dmitrys	SS	Melon Fuck	DMF	NO WESTERN
2012 4chan Summer Cup	CF	Haigure	CB	Dmitrys	SS	Melon Fuck	DMF	NO WESTERN
2013 4chan Winter Cup	AMF	Haigure	CMF	Dmitrys	CF	Bob Sapp	DMF	NO WESTERN

	Gold				Silver
Competition	Pos.	Name	Pos.	Name	Pos.	Name	Pos.	Name
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	AMF	Haigure	CF	Bob Sapp	CMF	Melon Fuck	RB	Dmitrys
2013 4chan Summer Cup	AMF	Haigure	CF	Bob Sapp	LWF	Dmitrys	RWF	NO WESTERN
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	CF	Haigure	CMF	Dmitrys	AMF	Melon Fuck	CB	Giantess
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	SS	Haigure	CMF	Dmitrys	AMF	Melon Fuck	CB	Giantess