Former Players
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Pos.
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Picture
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Name
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Description
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Active period
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Caps
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Goals
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Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
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Background: /d/'s favourite alien girl.
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1
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0
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Thread Hidden Expert
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Background: Tripfag on /d/, known for hiding threads and making corruption threads daily.
Performances: 3rd choice keeper in the original /d/ class of 2012, forced into action only once against /an/ in the group stages of the 2012 Spring Babby Cup.
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1
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0 Clean Sheet(s)
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Helpful Femanon
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Background: Namefag who made a very popular thread on hidden vibrators in late 2011
Performances: A dogged centre half, often competed with XXXX Corruptions for rights to partner Dmitrys in the centre of defence. Rarely made mistakes and remained solid until dropped after becoming no longer relevant to the board culture.
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15
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0
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Dracula Penis
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Background: Many images from Japanese artist 'Yozora' depicting a vampire girl with an exceptionally large penis.
Performances: A mainstay of early /d/ matches, Dracula Penis operated as a wide midfielder often cutting inside to get the ball to strikers Haigure and Melon Fuck and was an important piece of /d/'s attack minded puzzle - partnered with Potato House on the opposite wing these 2 created a formidable pairing for non-medal players. Dracula Penis was shipped to the other wing in her final appearance in the 4-2 victory over /hr/ and secured that she would bow out of the cup on a high note after /d/ secured 9 points and promotion to the elite cup.
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22
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3
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NO WESTERN
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Background: Brought into the squad given early /d/'s negativity towards western art on the board
Performances: 'The Bronze Enforcer', NO WESTERN was an all important part of the early /d/ set-up, paired with silver centre back Dmitrys /d/'s defence was capable of keeping out the best attackers. NO WESTERN didn't often opt forward which made it more surprising that NO WESTERN would bundle home /d/'s first tournament goal against /3/ in a 4-0 win. Given the boards later openness to western art NO WESTERN was dropped following the disappointing 2013 Winter Cup but will remain a team legend who they have yet to replace.
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22
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2
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Shitting Dick Nipples
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Background: A rather extreme fetish brought to you by those zany Japanese artists, it is of course bannable on /d/ as is all scat. Turns out there are things too /d/ for /d/.
Performances: The midfield general, prowling the centre of the pitch in the space in front of NO WESTERN and behind Melon Fuck. Shitting Dick Nipples was another of that rare breed '66* players who aren't that bad' who scored /d/'s first ever goal in a 1-0 friendly win against /sci/ and performed exceptionally in the following Babby Cup. The later tournaments saw Shitting Dick Nipples revert to the full back roles and even scoring in a 6-1 thrashing of /trv/ in the 2013 Spring Babby Cup, her last game would be in that fateful draw against /lit/ that would see /d/ relegated.
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21
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2
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Potato House
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Background: A popular Futanari CG series, specialising in Futa x Male relationships
Performances: The Yin to Dracula Penis' Yang. A more defensive minded wide midfielder, as her goal scoring record shows, who served as more of a Wing Back in her early career. Another omnipresent character in early /d/ games before being later dropped to the bench and moved to the centre half role before being dropped from the squad entirely following the 2013 Summer Cup campaign.
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20
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0
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XXXX Corruptions
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Honours:2013 Spring Babby Cup All-Stars
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15
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0
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Jetporn
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Background: A fetish for sexy planes in sexy situations that gained a sudden boost in popularity in early 2013
Performances: The natural successor to Potato House; agile, fast, offered an attacking threat and could cross - Jetporn will be remembered among /d/ fans for a faultless display whilst out of position in the 3-0 victory over /v/ in the 2013 Summer Cup. A career that ended somewhat prematurely after interest dwindled.
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11
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0
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Ballbusting
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Background: When you say that something is 'a pain in the balls' just remember someone gets off on that stuff.
Performances: One of the new breed of /d/ players, 2nd choice to Consentacles but after a dip in form was introduced into the first team for 4 starts.
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4
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1 Clean Sheet(s)
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BREAK-A-BITCH
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Background: The art of mind break, a popular fetish on /d/ that degrades the victims thought processes via sex.
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8
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1
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Damn It Naga
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Background: Hindu deity - half woman, half Snake. Not to be confused with a Lamia as Nagas can switch back to human form and are from the Hindu mythos, not Greek.
Performances: Part of the original 3 goalkeepers selected to represent /d/ way back in 2011 Damn It Naga found regular football at a minimum before being dropped completely to bring in some new blood. Brought back into the fray for the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup campaign and has since been back-up for Succubus
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5
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2 Clean Sheet(s)
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Robutts
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Background: Baby got back-up. Gynoid's with a big junk folder.
Performances: One of /d/'s latest players brought in, a main fixture at Right Back in the unsuccessful 2014 Spring Babby Cup.
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6
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0
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Monster Girl Quest
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Background: A popular eroge series of games brought to you by Torotoro Resistance. You follow protagonist Luka through his exploits to try and make his region monster friendly... fnaar fnaar
Performances: Another of the original 23 players, played in every competition /d/ has took place in. Most successful period was at Right Back but has since took a more direct role, scoring in the 6-2 defeat from /tg/ in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup
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25
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1
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Cockslave
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Background: Slave of cock.
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3
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0
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Consentacles
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Background: As Percy Sledge famously sang: "When a Man loves a Woman who loves a giant Tentacle Monster"
Performances:Captain, Leader, Legend of the early /d/ sides but was gradually phased out to accommodate new signing Succubus and later moved outfield before being laid to rest.
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22
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0
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Tickle Tuesday
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Background: A board you have to search deep to find, a land where /d/eviants discuss their tickling fetish.
Performances: Solid back, but rarely impressed. Was released in the purge after Spring 2014.
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2
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0
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/d/ is For Duckgirls
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Background: A well known and undisputed fact
Performances: Super Sub /d/ is for Duckgirls made most of his/her/its appearances from the bench to try and close out games, making full use of the 'Super Sub' card.
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8
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0
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Erotic Stench
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Background: Eproctophilia (love of flatulence), Maschalagnia (attraction to armpits)or scent play. The attractions to smell.
Performances: Rarely got a sniff at action.
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2
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0
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Hideyoshi
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Background: Hideyoshi Kinoshita from Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu. A trap who looks a lot like his sister.
Performances: Played only in the disastrous Spring 2014 campaign, and was released in the ensuing purge.
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None
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2
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0
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Melon Fuck
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Background: A cult classic called 'Semen Sprinkler J' by Sammohung. J is a regular futa girl who one day fancied fucking some melon and later her housemate.
Performances: One of the original medal players for /d/ and despite never being a gold player scored 1 in 2 at her peak despite being a bronze. Part of the /d/ynamic /d/uo of Melon Fuck and Haigure of the early /d/ years.
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40
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11
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Cuntboys
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Background: Exactly what it says on the tin.Polar opposite to futa
Performances: Used to plug the gap that was the space behind the strikers, never really found a rhythm in that position and was dropped.
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9
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0
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Haigure
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Honours:2012 Spring Babby Cup Golden Boot Background: Japanese for leotard, follows traditional mind control and brainwashing fetish themes just with a leotard.
Performances: The greatest player /d/ has ever seen and one of the greatest the cup has ever seen. Nothing more needs to be said.
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47
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34
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Gynoids
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Background:A gynoid is a humanoid robot made to look like a woman, the female alternative to a android. Robots are built to serve their master in whatever way they seem fit and robots are happy to oblige to their every whim.
Performances: Her methodological method of defense wasn't enough to save this simulated semen demon from the scrap heap.
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0
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0
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Bodysuits
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Background:Bodysuits or Zentai (Zenshintaitsu) in foreign is a term for skin-tight garments that cover the entire body. In a bodysuit you can be anyone you want to be.
Performances: Was able to do their job well, but was let go after Autumn 2014 to move up some talented youth players. You may be sitting next to this player if you attend a game in the /d/en!
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0
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0
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Insectoids
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Background:My boyfriend is so fly. No, I mean he's literally a Fly.
Performances: Unfortunately, he didn't fly so good.
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0
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0
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Transformation
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Background:If you could be anything what would it be? That is the essence of transformation, as a popular TV show theme tune says "more than meets the eye".
Performances: Played well, but was never the transformative player the team needed, and was let go after Autumn 2014.
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0
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0
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Ambivalence
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Background:Meh.
Performances: He didn't care about the game or the fans, they didn't care about him, and he was sacked summarily.
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0
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0
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HSITMPBAMCWTPOP
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Background:A fetish too disgusting even for /d/. /d/'s most popular attempt at a meme.
Performances: It could be said that the fans both loved and hated to see this player. He was a valuable back for many years, but of course nobody wants to see something THIS lewd. Add in the rise of H*nd H*lding, and the /d/ faithful chose fresh lewdness over stale lewdness. In the end, all that can be said is that the joke just ran it's course.
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0
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0
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Post Below Yours
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Background:A popular type of thread on /d/ where you decide the fate of the previous poster, while preparing to accept the destiny given by the next poster. Come find out how you'll live the rest of your slutty life!
Performances: Unfortunately for this player, the post below their own said they was sacked from the team not long after they joined.
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0
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0
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Creepy Waifus
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Background:Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you~!
Performances: As exhilarating as it was to watch these creepy cuties on the pitch, it was easy to replace them on the team due to their rare usage. They'll never be replaced in our hearts, of course.
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0
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0
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Is Futa Gay?
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Background:The eternal question. Debate rages on in universities across the globe, but the only consensus ever reached is "Screw it, let's just fap".
Performances: As it turns out, it's not very conductive to football victory if you're causing debates mid-match.
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0
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0
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Kami Tora
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Background:Kami Tora (Tiger God in Moon Speak) is an artist with a very recognisable style, mainly draws futanari and vanilla but has been known to dabble in ballbusting, pegging, orgasm denial, bondage, spanking et al and as a result is popular with all walks of /d/.
Performances: Despite scoring a goal, /d/ fans decided to let Kami Tora go back to creating art on paper instead of on the pitch.
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0
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1
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InCase
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A popular artist on /d/, well known for their futanari (on both genders) and trap works, but also has dabbled in demoness, xeno, and many other fetishes. . Any /d/eviant worth their salt can identify an InCase by the art alone.
Performances: Was only with the team for a short time, and never made much of an impact. It was mutually agreed that their talents were more of use on the art board than the football pitch.
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0
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1
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Shortstacks
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Small girls (not loli) that are built to cope without /d/ throw at them. Basically the opposite of the Giantess fetish.
Performances: While she may not have been the tallest player, she was never shy about making an impact in the midfield passing game. Eventually, though, she decided to leave the club to try her luck elsewhere, as she was seeing less and less playing time.
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0
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1
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Skeleton Porn
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The spookiest porn on /d/, but not even that can stop /d/'s fearless fappers from wanting to give these bones some "calcium".
Performances: Although they played well, there was noticably fewer fans coming to the /d/en on days Skeleton Porn was scheduled to play, and therefore they were cut.
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0
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1
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Queen Trap
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All hail the queen of traps! A true monarch, even if they're technically male.
Performances: Confused opponents just as well as those that admired >her, but in the end supporters could never agree who whether the trap playing was the true queen, so >she was cut following the Summer 2016 cup.
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0
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1
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BDSM General
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The general that started the rise in generals on /d/. A place people go to discuss and share BDSM techniques, stories and images.
Performances: A long-time player who, whether on offense or defense, kept tying the other teams up and whipping them down. Shortly before the 2017 Winter Cup they agreed to a stint on the Reserve team in order to help develop some future talents.
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0
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1
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Bimbofication
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So like, yeah, I totally used to get A's on my tests, but now, I so totally get straight D's and ace pregnancy tests! Currently on break to give birth.
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0
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0
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Elzi
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Elzi is a long time /d/ trip, well known for adding dicks and captions to images. She edited herself out of the team in order to focus on her more dick-pleasing works.
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0
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0
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Cock Sock
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A very effective and fashionable way of keeping your extreme extremity warm when you just can't fit it into that new pair of pants. Or anything else, for that matter. Being that divegrass is no longer fashionable, Cock Sock has moved on to prettier pastures.
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0
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0
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Stoic Orc
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Stoic Orc is the lead in 'A Friendly Orc's Daily Life' by Jin following a deadpan (or stoic) Orc and his dealing with a decidedly horny Elf.
Performances: While a long-standing Goalkeeper for the /d/ side, his performances fell off late in his career, prompting him to decline future involvement and return to his cozy cabin. He came back for a nostalgia run in Summer 17, then hung up his kit once again.
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0
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0
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Multidick
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When one cock isn't enough, you bring in the specialists. The ones blessed with Multidick! Despite having many dicks, they didn't have the skills to thrive on the pitch and were let go after one cup.
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0
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0
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Cuteanari
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Not every futanari has /d/ sized cock, a mean streak, or an overly slutty side. Some dickgirls just want to be cute, loving, and moe! After nearly 2 years, she was released due to finding a boyfriend. We wish her luck!
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0
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0
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{{Position|LB}
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/d/ Games Thread
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Movies and doujins not doing it for you anymore? Wanting to play a bigger part or vicariously live out a fetish? You've come to the right place, the /d/ games thread. While they did well on the pitch, they decided to go away from virtual divegrass and back to virtual muffdiving.
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0
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0
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X-Ray Cumshot
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The most action-y of action shots, allowing you to pinpoint the moment where their mind breaks! Was given time away from the club to give birth and provide post-natal care.
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0
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0
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/d/ Sized Cock
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/d/ sized (d-sīzd)
adj.
Of exceedingly great size, extent, or quantity.
[Coined by the users of /d/.]
"Did you see the size of her cock? It was /d/ sized, like a Python with a Peach stuck in its mouth."
Figured it had played for too long and decided to retire. Still, can't keep a good cock down forever...
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0
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0
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Cum Holy Grail
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L-Arginine, Zinc, Pygenum, Lecithin. This is all you need to have the hentai jizzshots you've always dreamed of! (Warning: If orgasm lasts more than 4 hours, consult a doctor). Brought on at the beginning of /d/'s modern resurgence, the orgasm finally finished.
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0
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0
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/d/rawthread (AKA Custom Deviancy)
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Where all of /d/'s resident drawfags take all your dirty requests. Check out the booru for the wonderful creations they've made over the years! Hit upon artist's block and requested time off.
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0
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0
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Urethra Insertion
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Most dick owners don't realize that the urethra can be penetrated, too. Urethra Insertion is here to give every cock user a new path to pleasure! It got stuck, so we wish this player a speedy recovery.
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0
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0
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Vore
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Voraphilia, the fetish of being swallowed alive. The ultimate loss of control.
Performances: Vore has been around since the beginning of /d/'s time in the cup, having played in 13 tournaments. Was never the team's stand-out star, but was always one of the most reliable players the team had. Summer '16's cup came to be his swan song, for he was moved to the Reserve team to help train the stars of tomorrow while allowing the main roster to bring up new blood. Enjoyed a quick return to feed again, but quickly filled up.
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28
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1
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+1 Belt Of Chastity
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+1 Con, -100% Ability to self pleasure, -75% loss of personal control, +(1d6*100)% pleasure when removed and given release. May cause San checks after 7 continuous days of use. Accidentally lost to a rust scroll.
Performances: Enjoyed moderate success in it's 3 cup stint, but was chosen to be sent to the reserves for now to hopefully gain additional levels.
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7
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0
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Today's New Fetish
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Any time you go on /d/, you run the risk of finding something you didn't even know you were into. I hope you don't mind learning what Today's New Fetish is!
Performances: A midfielder who enjoyed a long career with not much of note, but was always a fun sight on the field.
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0
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0
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File:Monoeye day.png
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Happy Monoeye Day
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The first day of every month is the day to celebrate our favorite one-eyed cuties. So equip your monocle and prepare for a Happy Monoeye Day!
Performances: It turns out depth perception is a vital skill to have for a divegrass player, and without it, Monoeye was hard-pressed to be effective. She requested her release and was granted.
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0
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0
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Breast Expansion
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Get bigger breasts with no surgery required. Natural enhancement to unnatural levels! Of course, there's no telling when (or if) the growth will stop...
Performances: OOF OW HER SPINE
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0
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0
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Faye Artemis
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Chatroom handle FormFatale, lead in the Shape Shifter series by LemonFont, Can transform into anything yet mainly uses that power to grow a massive penis.
Performances: Oddly, while the team around her often shifted, she was one of the few things that stayed (mostly) the same. A long-standing /d/ player dating back to at least Winter 2013, she worked her way up from a substitute defender (which she somehow used to memorably score 2 goals in the 7-1 rout of /k/ in Autumn 2014) all the way to a oft-scoring silver Attacking Midfielder. Though she came close to breaking into Gold medal territory, she never could quite make it, and decided to try her luck in becoming another club's star player.
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0
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1
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Bob Sapp
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Honours:2013 Spring Babby Cup All-Star Background: The bizarre tale of a boy who has a detachable penis and due to his mother's negligence turns into UFC fighter Bob Sapp. Sei So Tsui Dan Sha if you were wondering..
Performances: Cult hero of the cup, started of as an unknown super-sub but ended as an against the odds cup goal scoring machine
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22
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10
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Dmitrys
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Honours:'2012 Summer Cup All-Stars Background: Popular Australian/Russian futa artist, goes by the name Dmitry Sergeev (Dmitrys for short).
Performances:The legend who played for /d/ at a medal level even during the height of /d/'s anti-Western era, Lasted in that role until Summer 2017, then middled around the backfield before bowing out before Autumn 2019. Stars may come and go but Dmitrys may be the truest of club legends.
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