/uma/ Roster

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/uma/'s roster as of VGL18. Under Construction

Goalkeepers

Pos.	No.	Uma	Picture	Description
GK	15	Janny Dotou		CLEAN IT UP DOTOU

Defenders

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
RB	3	Nice		Nice wife, nice horse, nice thighs. Nice bronze collector. Nice.
RB	98	Ogurin		As cool as she is brutally autistic.
RB	81	Boyfaggot		Opera, Fuji, Seiun, the list goes on. All very boyish Umas.
CB	39	Erotic Middle Schooler		Dia-chan's Dias so erotic!!! UOOOOOH!!!!
CB	66	Ojisan Magnet		Gyaru are ojisan magnets like moths to a flame.
CB	99	Halu Ulala		The Shining Star of Losers everywhere. Ganbatte Urara!
CB	25	McFatass		Eats like a pig and still the only flat Mejiro.
LB	10	Face of the Franchise		Back on the app's icon as she deserves to be.
LB	76	Mr. CBT		Cock and Ball Torture (CBT) is a sexual activity of the male geni- She's autistic just like every other Triple Crown winner.
LB	90	>global		>global

Midfielders

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
DMF	2	TAABO		Double Jet, Two Thruster, Twin Turbo, etc. WHEN TAABO CYGAMES
DMF	13	Cringe Heel		>laisu cringe
DMF	23	#LookAtCurren		Look. Look at her!
DMF	1	BIG NIGER		Oonige means big runaway. Can't get blocked if you're in first.
CMF	45	MLB Kita		Free +200 Speed if you use this. Yakuza Princess too strong.
CMF	100	100K Circle Points		YOU DUMB BIRD YOU GAVE THEM 100,000 CIRCLE POINTS DO NOT REDEEM
AMF	55	SAVE ME SUNDAYMAN		Sundayman isn't real, he can't hurt you. Take your meds.