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/soyuz/
Of all the arts, cinema is most important for us - Vladimir Lenin
/soyuz/ - SoyuzFilm
Founded January 30, 1924 Manager Nikita Mikhalkov Owner Arkady Khachaturyan & Karen Shakhnazarov IRL manager V !SSfwLQSoro Team colors Chat color cd0000 Soviet bloody red Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Max Otto von Stierlitz Website /soyuz/ - SoyuzFilm Nickname ?
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 1 1 3 33.33%
GF GA GD 5 5 0
Biggest win /soyuz/  2–0  /RBMK/ September 25, 2021 Biggest defeat /gk/  3–1  /soyuz/ September 18, 2021 First match /gk/  3–1  /soyuz/ September 18, 2021
Team music
Anthem TBD Victory Anthem TBD Goal horn TBD TBD TBD
Kits

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Roster

No. Position Player 1   SS Max Otto von Stierlitz 2   CF Andrey Mironov 3   LWF Yuri Nikulin 4   CMF Shurik 14   CMF Dr. Livesey 6   RWF Melancholic war chad 20   DMF Best Tom & Jerry 18   CB Best D'Artagnan 21   CB Best Sherlock Holmes 16   CB Best Bremen musicians 99   GK Cenzura

No. Position Player 5   CMF Caucasian cutie 7   RWF Partisan cuties 8   RWF Sniper cutie 9   CMF Space Cutie 10   LB Soulcrushing aquaman 12   CB Best Avengers 13   CB Best Cinderella 15   DMF Time traveling tsar 16   DMF Gravitsapa 22   DMF Alice From the future 17   CB Best Karlsson on the roofies 19   CB Best Winnie Pooh

Retired players

• Sex scene? - Vera was first nude actress in soviet cinema. Unfortunately, as time showed, she's more of an "all tits no kicks" on the pitch