/vst/ Roster

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Current Roster

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Goalkeepers

Position	Name	Picture	Description	Number
GK	>no 110% speed		BUILD FASTER, DAMN YOU!	1
GK	Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches		The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced.	2

Defence

Position	Name	Picture	Description	Number
CB	Giant Pile of DLC		Every Paradox game is unplayable without it.	4
LB	YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS		You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas.	3
CB	Erika		Driving over the fields of Poland at the behest of questionable generals, Erika and her dubiously competent commander, Reinhold Johann will live forever in the hearts of a/vst/ists everywhere.	20
RB	ABIBA TOOT		This is war.	23
CB	Metal Boxes		Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!	5
CB	Is PES a Strategy Game?		Testing suggests otherwise.	13
CB	Horatio		All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged. Currently in litigation with 4CC administration over the legality of a 23-Horatio team.	21
LB	ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE		Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay.	19
RB	Tall/Wide		Two vastly different approaches, offering unparalleled midfield flexibility.	17

Midfield

Position	Name	Picture	Description	Number
CMF	WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD		That'll be all your energy plus tip. The music that is played by The Silent Orchestra when it scores consists of 4 Movements. As the piece progresses, the audience listening will suffer WHITE damage.	22
CMF	"Glad you could bake it, $BOARD."		This entire cup must be reset.	6
DMF	">99% chance to hit"		Surely nuCOM would never lie to you about probabilities.	10
CMF	DORKEI HATQAPA IBERIM		>He hasn't memorized the names of all 549 Europa Barbarorum units	16
CMF	King Gedivilas of Chadtuania		The product of /vst/'s first legendary thread, King Gedivilas takes to the divegrass pitch to find a whole new world of WAGs to seduce.	15
CMF	THERMAL SIGNATURE DETECTED		Sound General Quarters!	24

Attack

Position	Name	Picture	Description	Number
CF	KANE LIVES		The captain and Time's Man of the Year, KANE LIVES IN DEATH	12
AMF	Nuclear Gandhi		Having reduced every other civilisation to radioactive dust, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net.	11
SS	Wololo		WTF I love /vst/ now	9
SS	Karl Franz		SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS!	18
SS	El Presidente		No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions?	7
SS	Artificial """Intelligence"""		Almost ubiquitous. The AI is for comp stomps; challenge is found against players.	8

The Memorial

Position	Name	Picture	Description	Number
CB	Nuclear Launch Detected		Deactivated after repeatedly mistaking Gandhi's goals for hostile launches.	14