/sci/

/sci/
What has science done?
/sci/ - Science & Math
Founded Jan. 6, 2012 Manager John Urschel IRL manager Yuyukow !!EOZVjSE1Oud Team colors Chat color 0047AB Cobalt Blue Ranking 48 ( 8) Highest rank 4 (August 2018) Lowest rank 54 (November 2016) Top scorer Richard Feynman (44) Top assister Richard Feynman (28) Captain Shinichi Mochizuki Website /sci/ - Science & Math Nickname /sci/entists, The Team of Science, /sci/borgs Home ground The Time Cube
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 40 32 50 122 32.79%
GF GA GD 198 222 -24
Biggest win /sci/  5–0  /diy/ November 1, 2015 Biggest defeat /sci/  1–7  /wg/ September 29, 2012 First match /d/  1–0  /sci/ February 11, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 11 (First in 2012 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 6th, 2017 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 13 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup) Best result 3rd, 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem The Science Rap G Victory Anthem Glorious Dawn Hawking Clean Sheet The Galaxy Song Goal horn Weird Science Feynman Goalhorn Richard Feynman Playing Bongos Comeback Goalhorn Blinding Lights
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit Sixth kit

Since the dawn of time (Jan. 25, 2010), anons from far and wide have come to /sci/ to post their IQ and take autism tests. The best and brightest of these pseuds have come together and put forth 23 of their finest memes and beloved scientists to represent them in the 4chan Cup. Now, 10 years after the teams founding, the /sci/entists are looking to put their Ph.D's to use and sperg their way into the history books. So put down that CS book and get ready to do some actual science, brainlet.

Lineup

Main Article: /sci/ Roster

Top: Stephen Hawking, Wernher von Braun, >>>/x/, Jon Tooker, Triple Integrals , Sun of Lava/Ice
Bottom: Norman Wildberger, Shinichi Mochizuki (Captain), Carl Sagan, Richard Feynman, Cool Science Facts
Not pictured: Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 100   CB Sun Of Lava/ice 4   CB >biology >hard science 96   CB Homo Engineer 8   DMF Carl Sagan 28   DMF Wernher Von Braun 5   CMF You SHOULD be able to solve this 69   AMF Jon Tooker 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki 11   SS Richard Feynman 7   SS Norman Wildberger

No. Position Player 24   GK The Phenotype 6   CB >undergrad Category Theorist 43   CMF Cool Science Facts 300   CB Is Coffee Good For You? 14   CB The Product Rule Remains My Specialty 9   CMF >>>/x/ 18   SS 300k Starting 1   CB CS Pleb 3   CB Triple Integrals 112   DMF Aspie African 999   CB 1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12 19   CB Does 0.999 = 1?

Cup & Match History

Main Article: /sci/ History

2022 Spring Babby Cup - Present: The Yuyukow era and incipient yoyo-ing

With Aitor Karanka's retirement at the end of 2021 glorified tester, pastebin reader, and hype monger Yuyukow took rein of the team. Hoping to advance from yet another Megababby; /sci/ faced off against /lit/, /mlp/, /vr/, and /pol/ respectively. The first match was a disappointing 1-2 loss, the tactical changes made in the second half being unable to bring /sci/ to equalize to their long time white whale, /lit/. The subsequent game against /mlp/ started poorly, with the Horsefuckers scoring a goal at the 10 minute mark. Fortunately changes indicated at the half in the pastebin would lead to /sci/ overtaking /mlp/ for a 3-1 victory, an upset that secured a much needed 3 points and a positive goal differential. In /sci/'s third match against what had been regarded as an anemic /vr/, the scoreline from the prior match was repeated, leaving the team into position to advance depending on the outcome of the Group A's last two games. /sci/ either needed to win, or in the event that /vr/ defeated /lit/ concede less than 5 goals against /pol/ in order to secure a place in the knockouts and in the summer cup. In a surprising but rather anti-climatic development, /vr/ awakened on their last match to win against /lit/ 2-0 lending /sci/ a great deal of breathing room in the ensuing match. Despite a 1-2 loss against /pol/, the team was ahead on GD with 6 points above /mlp/ and /lit/, advancing to an Elite cup for the first time in over 3 years. After a long absence from a final weekend /sci/ was drawn against one of its other white whales, /gd/, for the Round of 16. After scoreless first half, /gd/ managed to run up a 2-0 lead in the second half with only one goal scored at 90+2 by Shinichi Mochizuki. Although the team did not have its best performance, progress was been made and hopes had been raised somewhat at the prospect of finally making an elite cup after such a long time.

/sci/ was drawn into Group C for their first Elite cup in over 3 years, along with /m/, /cm/, and /v/. The first match with /m/ was rather uneventful beyond both team's keepers making some saves, resulting in a 0-0 at the half. However, not too long after halftime Mazinger Z was set up in /sci/'s box and manged to slip one past The Phenotype at the 67th minute, /sci/'s offense spent the last 20 minutes attempting to respond. At the 89th minute Shinichi Mochizuki attempted a header that was batted out by the /m/ keeper Godmars, only for until Richard Feynman to finally score off of another header, the game ended shortly thereafter a 1-1 draw despite /m/'s attempt to secure a win in injury time. Such fortune would not find /sci/ in its next match against /cm/, which was running the same reliable formation, that won them a star, for the past few years. The game began and /cm/ scored a goal at not long after kickoff, and then another a few minutes later. /sci/ changed tactics to shore up the defense, and Feynman manged to get on the board at the midpoint of the first half, briefly assuaging fears that the game was lost, only for /cm/ to rack up another three goals in 10 minutes before the end of the half. The next half proceed much more slowly, with /cm/'s offense having lost its punch and with /sci/ struggling to make it into their opponent's defense. Feynman scored another goal in the dying minutes of the match to bring the game to a steep 5-2 loss. /sci/ headed into the final match of the group stage on 1 precarious point but could still advance under the right conditions; provided that /m/ beat /cm/ or vice versa by a large enough margin. After /m/'s 3-0 victory, all that /sci/ needed was any victory against the highly rated /v/. Alas it was not to be, as with the match against /m/, the game was scoreless by halftime despite both /v/ and /sci/ getting a few shots on goal. Kick off at the start of the second half saw Dante get a through ball past the /sci/ defense, and scoring on Stephen Hawking. 20 minutes later Feynman would receive a through ball of his own, beating the /v/ defender Kojima, and slipping the ball past No Way Fag to make an even game. /sci/'s attempt to turn a draw into a victory within the last 10 minutes of regulation came up short as Mochizuki failed to receive the ball from a pass made by Sun of Lava/Ice in a prime shooting position. The team ended it's first elite appearance in years with a meager 2 points and was relegated to the Autumn Babby, looking to promote once again.

Tournament History

Competition	Wins	Draws	Losses	Goal For	Goals Against	Goal Differential	Rank	Notes
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4	2	1	11	7	4	3rd place
2012 4chan Summer Cup	0	1	2	5	11	-6	19th place - Group Stage
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2	1	1	10	5	5	9th place - Round of 16
2013 4chan Winter Cup	1	0	2	5	6	-1	16th place - Group Stage
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	0	2	2	4	-2	19th place- Group Stage	Promoted due to the Dragongate scandal
2013 4chan Summer Cup	1	0	2	3	7	-4	23rd place - Group Stage
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	1	1	5	7	-2	21st place - Group Stage
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	1	2	3	4	-1	30th place - Group Stage
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4	1	1	12	7	5	5th place - Quarterfinals
2015 4chan Winter Cup	1	2	1	6	7	-1	14th place - Round of 16
2015 4chan Summer Cup	0	0	3	3	10	-7	31st - Group Stage
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	2	1	8	4	4	24th place - Group Stage
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0	1	2	2	7	-5	26th place - Group Stage
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	0	0	0	0	0	Forfeit	No export presented
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	0	2	1	4	5	-1	8th place - Group Stage
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	1	1	6	6	0	18th - Group Stage	Promoted after /t/, /out/ and /p/ were culled
2017 4chan Summer Cup	3	1	1	10	7	3	6th place - Quarterfinals	Tied with /tv/
2018 4chan Winter Cup	3	0	2	9	8	1	8th place - Quarterfinals
2018 4chan Summer Cup	4	0	1	10	5	5	6th Place - Quarterfinals
2019 4chan Winter Cup	0	1	2	12	15	-3	25th place - Group Stage
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0	3	0	0	0	0	21st place - Group Stage
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1	0	2	4	6	-2	8th place - Group Stage	>go autopilot >get aborted
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0	3	0	6	6	0	21st - Group Stage	Lost playoffs to /d/
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	0	2	3	7	-4	25th - Group Stage
2021 4chan World Cup	0	2	1	6	7	-1	53rd - Group Stage
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	0	3	6	10	-4	34th - Group Stage
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2	0	3	9	8	1	11th - Round of 16	Drought ended after 3 years, tied with /c/
2022 4chan Summer Cup	0	2	1	4	7	-3	28th - Group Stage	>jobbing to /cm/
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	2	0	5	4	1	TBD	>a fucking repeat group
2023 4chan Winter Cup
Cup Matches	34	29	41	169	187	-18
Official Friendlies	6	3	9	29	35	-6		No more official friendlies, RIPIP
Official Total	40	32	50	198	222	- 24

Recent & Upcoming Matches

For a >complete match history see: /sci/ Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
May 1, 2022	/lit/	Group Stage SBC 2022	1-2 L	Jon Tooker 68'	>fun
May 7, 2022	/mlp/	Group Stage SBC 2022	3-1 W	Richard Feynman 53' Norman Wildberger 77' Shinichi Mochizuki 90+2'	>fun
May 13, 2022	/vr/	Group Stage SBC 2022	3-1 W	Richard Feynman 42' Shinichi Mochizuki 9', 88'	>fun
May 15, 2022	/pol/	Group Stage SBC 2022	1-2 L	Norman Wildberger 25'	>fun
May 21 , 2022	/gd/	Round of 16 SBC 2022	1-2 L	Shinichi Mochizuki  90+2'	>fun
July 29, 2022	/m/	Group Stage SC 2022	1-1 D	Richard Feynman  90'	>fun
Jul 31, 2022	/cm/	Group Stage SC 2022	2-5 L	Richard Feynman  22', 86'	>fun
August 6, 2022	/v/	Group Stage SC 2022	1-1 D	Richard Feynman  79'	>fun
November 4, 2022	/vr/	Group Stage ABC 2022	3-3 D	You SHOULD be able to solve this  29' Shinichi Mochizuki  73', 77'	>fun
November 6, 2022	/r9k/	Group Stage ABC 2022	1-0 W	Richard Feynman  7'	>fun
November 12, 2022	/mlp/	Group Stage ABC 2022	1-1 D	Norman Wildberger  78'	>fun
November 19, 2022	/TBD/	Round of 16 ABC 2022

Statistics

Main Article: /sci/ Player Statistics

Trivia

• /sci/ is one of only 3 teams to have drawn 20 or more games.
• Despite being one of the longest tenured players on the team, Stephen Hawking has only three recorded clean sheets. The amount for most clean sheets on the team belongs to retired player Thorium with a rather lackluster 5 clean sheets.

Exports

Autumn 2022

Previous

Tactics	Aesthetics	Music

Gallery & Promotional Media

Promos

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  Spring Babby Cup 2014 Promo

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  Summer Friendlies 2014 Promo

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  Autumn Babby Cup 2014 Promo

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  2014 Autumn Babby Cup knockouts promo

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  2015 Winter Cup Promo

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  2015 Summer Cup promo

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  2018 Summer Cup promo

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  2020 Spring Babby Cup Promo vs /d/

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  2020 Spring Babby Cup Promo vs /int/

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  2021 Autumn Babby Promo vs /u/

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  10th Anniversary Compilation

Gallery

Honors

Team:

2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Third Place

2012 4chan Summer Cup

At least you tried award

2015 Antares Memorial Cup

Third place

Akko League II: Sucy I Need A Tagline

Champions

Individual:

2012 4chan Summer Cup No. Position Player 52   LWF Bill Nye

All-Star 2nd Team

2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking

All-Star Starting XI Gold Glove Winner (26 Saves)

2018 4chan Winter Cup No. Position Player 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki

Golden Boot Winner (6 Goals, 4 way tie, fuck da haters)

Rivalries

The Intellectualism Derby A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Babbies), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while /lit/ prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won three official cup matches but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory.
0 Wins	0 Draws	4 Losses

The Progress Bowl Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: /pol/ disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by Richard Feynman and Dawkins, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, where both teams were already eliminated but that didn't stop them from having fun at the infamous Doompaul pitch, whereas /sci/ won 1-0 with a goal by Bill Nye to put the ball back in /sci/'s court. These teams would not face each other for nearly 4 years, this time in a complete different scenario, the 2017 Spring Babby Qualifiers, /pol/ in shambles after disastrous performances one after the other and /sci/ returning after a year of hiatus, both teams were put on a do or die situation where a draw would favor /sci/, taking into account the horrid performances by /pol/ in their new stadium, /sci/ opted to use their stadium instead of the Time Cube, this time around both teams gathered for a joint anthem to protest Bill Nye's brainlet views on gender. Richard Feynman put 2 goals that were enough to gain the draw to advance and bury /pol/ in their stadium, being buried by a Jewish scientist that scored twice on them on the same day that marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. The most recent matchup was in Summer 18 and saw /sci/ bury /pol/ 2-1 and staying elite at their expense, while they headed to the inferno of the babbies. /sci/ and /pol/ would meet again in Spring 22 losing to /pol/ 1-2 for the first time in an official cup match, both promoted anyway. While /sci/ normally opposes the idea of slavery, they seem content on owning /pol/.
4 Wins	1 Draw	2 Losses

Science vs. Engineering An age old question that has been argued for years: Which is more useful, Science or Engineering? This derby plans to settle the debate once and for all with /sci/ and /diy/ facing each other for philanthropic dominance. The first matchup between these two boards was in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies, on which /diy/ managed to take a win away from the /sci/entists. These two teams would not face each other (barring friendlies and invitationals where /sci/ won a game and drew the other) until the 2015 4chan Winter Cup in a decisive match where it was a situation of do or die for both teams in order to advance, /diy/ struck first with an early 2-0, but with Feynman’s once-in-a-lifetime shot, a miracle performance by CB Triple Integrals and a goal by Bosnia’s Brave Nikola Tesla made /sci/ take a trip to the knockouts and the advantage on this rivalry. They would meet again in the 2015 Autumn Babby Cup but with a strong /diy/ and a /sci/ in a do-or-die situation, things looked to be a bit lopsided… and they were, in favour of /sci/, giving the /sci/borgs their largest win recorded so far. Both teams failed to advance but at least /sci/ can still maintain the “all engineers are fags” statement as law.
2 Wins	1 Draw	0 Losses

Contact

Team Discord

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• Email: Yuyukow@protonmail.com
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