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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''ZERGFACE''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''ZERGFACE''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | When Chinese actor Wang Baoqiang gave his best war face in the series "Soldiers Sortie", the resulting wide-eyed and crazed stare was quickly found to be exploitable. Owing to the already memetic Starcraft (which all Asians play) tactic of the Zerg Rush, the meme gained its name. It is common for /k/ommandos to shoop "Zergface" into all sorts of military or other weapon related (or even unrelated) scenarios for comedic result. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | When Chinese actor Wang Baoqiang gave his best war face in the series "Soldiers Sortie", the resulting wide-eyed and crazed stare was quickly found to be exploitable. Owing to the already memetic Starcraft (which all Asians play) tactic of the Zerg Rush, the meme gained its name. It is common for /k/ommandos to shoop "Zergface" into all sorts of military or other weapon related (or even unrelated) scenarios for comedic result. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | CF | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | CF | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-06.svg|150px]] | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''Simo Häyhä <br> MOIST NUGGET''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''Simo Häyhä <br> MOIST NUGGET''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''Simo Häyhä: ''' A Finnish war hero from the 1939-1940 Winter War between Finland and the USSR. He became famous taking out over 500 Soviet soldiers during the course of the war with his M/28-30 which is a Finnish Civil Guards variant of the Mosin Nagant rifle. Being a man used to being innawoods and sporting a white camoflage suit, he was nearly impossible to spot in the snowy forests of Finland, earning him the nickname "White Death" by the Soviets. His career ended when he took a HE round to the jaw, but he survived and lived all the way up to 2002. <br>'''MOIST NUGGET: '''Simo's weapon of choice. At once a term of endearment and scorn, the simplified pronunciation "Moist Nugget" commonly refers to almost all iterations of the Mosin-Nagant military rifle. While never the best rifle of its time, mass importation from ex-USSR countries has made its ubiquitous variant, the 91/30, easily the most affordable surplus rifle in the firearms market today. With both the rifle and ammunition for it widely available and inexpensive, it is a popular rifle for those just starting out or without funds for more expensive options. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''Simo Häyhä: ''' A Finnish war hero from the 1939-1940 Winter War between Finland and the USSR. He became famous taking out over 500 Soviet soldiers during the course of the war with his M/28-30 which is a Finnish Civil Guards variant of the Mosin Nagant rifle. Being a man used to being innawoods and sporting a white camoflage suit, he was nearly impossible to spot in the snowy forests of Finland, earning him the nickname "White Death" by the Soviets. His career ended when he took a HE round to the jaw, but he survived and lived all the way up to 2002. <br>'''MOIST NUGGET: '''Simo's weapon of choice. At once a term of endearment and scorn, the simplified pronunciation "Moist Nugget" commonly refers to almost all iterations of the Mosin-Nagant military rifle. While never the best rifle of its time, mass importation from ex-USSR countries has made its ubiquitous variant, the 91/30, easily the most affordable surplus rifle in the firearms market today. With both the rifle and ammunition for it widely available and inexpensive, it is a popular rifle for those just starting out or without funds for more expensive options. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | SS | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | SS | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-05.svg|150px]] | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''Paul Harrel The Exonerated''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''Paul Harrel The Exonerated''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| /k/'s current favourite guntuber. He's got plenty of experience with weapons over the years and knows what he's talking about. No bullshit, informative and straight to the point. Don't get too close or you'll get self defense'd. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| /k/'s current favourite guntuber. He's got plenty of experience with weapons over the years and knows what he's talking about. No bullshit, informative and straight to the point. Don't get too close or you'll get self defense'd. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | CMF | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | CMF | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-04a.svg|150px]] | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''ORB''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''ORB''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| {{greentext|komrad, yuo are of soldier now, i give yuo orb, it can see the whole battlefield. yuo must use it with grate care}} <br> {{greentext|tfw komrad uses it to watch mobiks commit sodomy and get bombed}} <br> Known as the Pisky Orb or just simply Orb, it is the sacred artifact that can be found in the Hyperdimensonal Fortress of Pisky. It has powers of untold, but be careful as it's strong radiation might make you go crazy. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| {{greentext|komrad, yuo are of soldier now, i give yuo orb, it can see the whole battlefield. yuo must use it with grate care}} <br> {{greentext|tfw komrad uses it to watch mobiks commit sodomy and get bombed}} <br> Known as the Pisky Orb or just simply Orb, it is the sacred artifact that can be found in the Hyperdimensonal Fortress of Pisky. It has powers of untold, but be careful as it's strong radiation might make you go crazy. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | AMF | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | AMF | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-04a.svg|150px]] | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''BIG DICC MARTY''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''BIG DICC MARTY''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Marty Robbins - Big Iron, a song made popular in recent years by Fallout: New Vegas. The distinctive album cover and the nature of the song has spawned numerous edits of it to great humorous effect. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Marty Robbins - Big Iron, a song made popular in recent years by Fallout: New Vegas. The distinctive album cover and the nature of the song has spawned numerous edits of it to great humorous effect. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | CMF | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | CMF | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-04a.svg|150px]] | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''F-35''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''F-35''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The most popular girl in school. Some say that way too much tax payer money has been spent on her development and that she is a bit clumsy, but she is now doing her best out there with her state of the art battlefield information system and sneaky demeanor. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The most popular girl in school. Some say that way too much tax payer money has been spent on her development and that she is a bit clumsy, but she is now doing her best out there with her state of the art battlefield information system and sneaky demeanor. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | RB | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | RB | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-02.svg|150px]] | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''Wagner's Daily Sacrifices At Bakhmut''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''Wagner's Daily Sacrifices At Bakhmut''' | ||
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<br> '''ESTIMATED UKRANIAN DEATH TOLL:''' 5 Times less than Russia acoording NATO and around 20,000 according to the Donetsk People's Republic | <br> '''ESTIMATED UKRANIAN DEATH TOLL:''' 5 Times less than Russia acoording NATO and around 20,000 according to the Donetsk People's Republic | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | LB | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | LB | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-02.svg|150px]] | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A tripfag, that became more of posting style meme, from a while back who posted in all-caps broken English to insult anyone who posted slavshit with tacticool furniture or accessories. Essentially, the joke was that he was some angry Russian who couldn't believe the stupid things people did to historical rifles that were just fine as they were, insinuating they had in fact made their weapons less capable in doing so. A good portion of /k/ tends to agree with this line of thought, while another portion finds it absolutely insufferable, the conflict it creates is obvious. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A tripfag, that became more of posting style meme, from a while back who posted in all-caps broken English to insult anyone who posted slavshit with tacticool furniture or accessories. Essentially, the joke was that he was some angry Russian who couldn't believe the stupid things people did to historical rifles that were just fine as they were, insinuating they had in fact made their weapons less capable in doing so. A good portion of /k/ tends to agree with this line of thought, while another portion finds it absolutely insufferable, the conflict it creates is obvious. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | DMF | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | DMF | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-02.svg|150px]] | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''COSMOLINE''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''COSMOLINE''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A grease-like preservative and rust preventative, cosmoline is the /k/ommando's greatest ally against rust and his greatest bane to clean. When well covered in cosmoline, metal becomes nearly impervious to the effects of outside moisture and humidity, allowing it to be stored for long periods of time. So when someone buys their seventy year old surplus rifle that's been in cosmoline storage, they can reasonably be assured rust won't be much of a problem. However, the trouble comes when they attempt to clean it off, as it is notoriously pervasive and difficult to remove. Some /k/ommandos have declared their fondness for the smell, feel, and even taste of cosmoline. Ingestion, injection, or insertion is not recommended. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A grease-like preservative and rust preventative, cosmoline is the /k/ommando's greatest ally against rust and his greatest bane to clean. When well covered in cosmoline, metal becomes nearly impervious to the effects of outside moisture and humidity, allowing it to be stored for long periods of time. So when someone buys their seventy year old surplus rifle that's been in cosmoline storage, they can reasonably be assured rust won't be much of a problem. However, the trouble comes when they attempt to clean it off, as it is notoriously pervasive and difficult to remove. Some /k/ommandos have declared their fondness for the smell, feel, and even taste of cosmoline. Ingestion, injection, or insertion is not recommended. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | CB | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | CB | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-02.svg|150px]] | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''Abu Hajaar''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''Abu Hajaar''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The ISIS comedy relief, he just tried to do his best but got yelled at a lot for spraying casings from his MG3 all over his comrade to the right. Last seen rolling on the ground. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The ISIS comedy relief, he just tried to do his best but got yelled at a lot for spraying casings from his MG3 all over his comrade to the right. Last seen rolling on the ground. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | CB | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | CB | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-02.svg|150px]] | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''Murder/k/ube | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''Murder/k/ube AKA NEX ALEA''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:DL07g-1-.jpg|x150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:DL07g-1-.jpg|x150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Offensive Goalkeeper | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Offensive Goalkeeper | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The "Murder Cube", as /k/ knows it, is an artistic piece located in Canada. Made as a testament to all the victims of man's inclination to aggression and oppression (or some hippy crap like that), the Gun Sculpture is simply a massive metal cube decorated in various small arms. Normally, when /k/ sees a picture of firearms destroyed or misused in such a way, there a varying emotions of anger and sadness. However, upon seeing this particular sculpture, /k/ immediately recognized it as a manifestation of some infernal god of war and violence. An entire basis of a religion has since formed. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | The "Murder Cube", as /k/ knows it, is an artistic piece located in Canada. Made as a testament to all the victims of man's inclination to aggression and oppression (or some hippy crap like that), the Gun Sculpture is simply a massive metal cube decorated in various small arms. Normally, when /k/ sees a picture of firearms destroyed or misused in such a way, there a varying emotions of anger and sadness. However, upon seeing this particular sculpture, /k/ immediately recognized it as a manifestation of some infernal god of war and violence. An entire basis of a religion has since formed. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | GK | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | GK | ||
|- | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-04b.svg|150px]] | ||
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Revision as of 06:43, 24 May 2023
This is the detailed roster page for /k/. Playstyles, positions, cards etc. is out of date.