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Starters

Number	Position	Image	Name	Description
1	GK		Useless Mascot	"But you are useless in battle, Sensei. You do not have any equipment and you only have one HP." Hearing these words from your daughter would terrify most people, but for Sensei it's just another day at work. Disregarding his questionable performance, he tries his best to protect the goal - and even if everything goes wrong, at least he fulfilled his purpose of being an eye candy to other players.
2	LB		RARE HARE	Hare's physique may not be the best, but she decided to follow Chihiro and play some football. Whether it was to improve her health or make secret pictures of Sensei is up to a debate, but one thing is clear - the club's budget would be spent on massive amount of Youkai MAX if she had access to it.
3	CB		SHE FUCKING SHOT ME	Even if she's often mistaken for a certain clueless child terrorist, Sumire couldn't miss her chance of playing in a national sports team. While her teammates might be scared of her due to the rigorous training she's putting them through, she has only good intentions and wants to lead the team, as well as her Trainer to victory.
4	CB		>17 years old	Kanna, who is somehow still underage despite looking like an adult, decided to join the team in order to uphold the virtues of Public Security Bureau. The opponent strikers tremble in fright as the "Feral Hound" holds the defensive backline.
5	RB		Yamato Nakadashi	Mimori didn't bother hiding her true intentions when joining the team - she wanted to stay close to Sensei and give him as many Oxytocin boosts as possible. After all, good brides should support their husbands no matter what they do.
6	DMF		CORPSE	Being the only medical proffesional in the whole club, Sena takes care to make sure that everyone can play without any injuries. Forcing Sensei to do his post-game stretches is one of her many duties.
7	CMF		Rapist Elf	"I always have time for Chinatsu." "Putting it that way, we almost sound like a married couple." "Anything for you, Chinatsu!" After hearing such unfair words, this lovestruck maiden would follow her Sensei anywhere - even to a football field.
8	CMF		Is coffee good for you?	After getting embarrassed over "gaining extra pounds from her irregular work schedule" by Utaha, Chihiro decided to get in shape by playing in the team. The "Goddess of Veritas" will make sure to exploit every backdoor in the enemy's formation.
9	AMF		Explosive Dog	Hibiki was a victim of an unfortunate management accident, where instead of cheering, she was assigned to playing for the team. Despite her dislike of being watched by so many people, she doesn't mind as much - after all, it lets her follow her Sensei.
10	SS		Coom in Doom	The Fox of Doom sacrificed her foresight abilities in return for increased divegrass skills. The EoS is looming on the horizon, yes - but this time, it's the enemy team that has to worry about it.
11	SS		19 Eligma	The captain of the team, Arona, decided to lead it after realizing that she can sell more Pyroxene if she advertises the game on a big stadium. Whether or not she's been successful with her plan is yet to be seen.

Substitutes

Number	Position	Image	Name	Description
12	GK		I'll take responsibility.	X
13	LB		Sweaty Fox Pits	X
14	LB		Hiniature	Here's the thing, the Hina conspiracy is real. Hina was the most popular girl from day 1 and she will remain so until EOS. Her personality and design is simply the best that Blue Archive has to offer. She didn't need 3 chapters like Mika to get popular, she didn't need 2 chapters (and 2 events!) and a animated 3d Monday series like Yuuka got to get popular. No. She always was. Despite the fact that both of her units suck. Despite the fact that she has no story presence. Despite the fact that Gehenna gets no focus. That's how strong Hina is. But, if Nexon actually gave her focus, actually gave her a good unit, and even gave Gehenna its own volume, then Hina would simply invalidate all of the other characters. It's why Nexon pays off artists to draw other girls, it isn't so much that they're paying them off to draw the other girls, but rather that they're paying them off to not draw Hina. Otherwise every doujin, every fanart, everything about Blue Archive would just be Hina. You may think that your other girls are popular, but they aren't. It's all artificial. It's all Hina.
15	LB		Smelly NEET	X
16	CB		Your what?	X
17	CB		Hatsune Miku	X
18	RB		Uwu	X
19	RB		VANILLA VITAMINS	X
20	RB		Adults... bad	X
21	DMF		Ako fan on /bag/	X
22	DMF		Here's your rate up student, bro	Endless vigour, sensitivity amplification, olfactory reinforcement, accelerated bodily fluid production, ejactionalion volume enhancement, fertility booster, C-T lyase enzyme production heightened, hidrosis maximized, acetabulum reinforced, lactate production nullified, libido induced, doors locked, windows shut, distractions eliminated, padlock undone, all restraints lifted... All sensei is SEGGS, NANODA!
23	DMF		Cracked Egg	X