/pakeji/

/pakeji/
To buy, or not to buy, that is the question. And the answer to it is obvious.
/pakeji/ - Pakeji
Founded July 8, 2023 Manager GSC President IRL manager Sovlshaper Team colors Chat color 01d2ff Pakeji Blue Top scorer 19 Eligma (2) Top assister Coom in Doom (1) Captain Arona Website /pakeji/ - Pakeji Nickname Dolphins, Whales
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 0 2 3 33.33%
GF GA GD 7 10 -3
Biggest win /pakeji/  3–2  /gsc/ 2 September, 2023 Biggest defeat /bomber/  3–0  /pakeji/ 1 September, 2023 First match /vh/  5–4  /pakeji/ 26 August, 2023
Team music
Anthem Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX) Victory Anthem Theme 152 - Aoharu Band Arrange Goal horn Theme 133 - Goal Wo Nerae!
Kits

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  9 Blue Archives per multiroll guaranteed!

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  You don't want the game to EoS, do you?

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  Get every student with this ONE simple trick.

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reated for the /ag/ League, this /bag/ spinoff specializes in shilling in-game purchases, preventing EoS and raping the useless team mascot after every lost match. Will the impending threat of server closure be successfully thwarted, or will >we enter the graveyard of gachas and fade into obscurity? Only time will tell, but one thing is clear: you have to buy Pakeji.

Exports

/ag/ League 7

Tactics Export Aesthetics Export Audio Export Pastebin

Roster

Main Article: /pakeji/ roster.

No. Position Player 1 GK Useless Mascot 2 LB RARE HARE 3 CB SHE FUCKING SHOT ME 4 CB >17 years old 5 RB Yamato Nakadashi 6 DMF CORPSE 7 CMF Rapist Elf 8 CMF Is coffee good for you? 9 AMF Explosive Dog 10 SS Coom in Doom 11 SS 19 Eligma

No. Position Player 12 GK I'll take responsibility. 13 LB Sweaty Fox Pits 14 LB Hiniature 15 LB Smelly NEET 16 CB Your what? 17 CB Hatsune Miku 18 RB Uwu 19 RB VANILLA VITAMINS 20 RB Adults... bad 21 DMF Ako fan on /bag/ 22 DMF Here's your rate up student, bro 23 DMF Cracked Egg

Music

Main Themes	Goalhorns	Chants
Team Anthem: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX) File:TeamAnthemConnectedSkyRemix.ogg Victory Anthem: Theme 152 - Aoharu Band Arrange File:VictoryAnthemAoharuBandArrange.ogg Goal Theme: Theme 133 - Goal Wo Nerae! File:GoalThemeGoalWoNerae.ogg	Own Goal: Theme 7 - Unwelcome School File:GoalUnwelcomeSchool.ogg 19 Eligma: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX 2) File:GoalConnectedSkyRemix.ogg Explosive Dog: Theme 131 - Shooting Athletes File:GoalShootingAthletes.ogg Hatsune Miku: Mikumikuni File:GoalMikumikuni.ogg Adults... bad: Theme 113 - Usagi Flap File:GoalUsagiFlap.ogg Uwu: Theme 85 - Library of Omen File:GoalLibraryOfOmen.ogg Coom in Doom (hat trick): Theme 172 File:GoalTheme172.ogg SHE FUCKING SHOT ME: Theme 119 - Blood Stained Faith File:GoalBloodStainedFaith.ogg	Atsui File:ChantAtsui.ogg Hifumi Daisuki File:ChantHifumiDaisuki.ogg Hiyee File:ChantHiyee.ogg Kufufu~ File:ChantKufufu.ogg Shuwabababa File:ChantShuwabababa.ogg Wappi File:ChantWappi.ogg

History

>get picked by the rigging wheel

>get 90+'d
>get destroyed by HUGE chibis

>win when it doesn't matter

Guh phew, that was a nice divegrass league.

Matches

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/ag/ League 7	Group Stage	/vh/	4 – 5 L	8' 19 Eligma  48' 19 Eligma ' (Coom in Doom)  52' Coom in Doom ' (Rapist Elf)  74' Rapist Elf ' (Explosive Dog)	26 August, 2023
		/bomber/	0 – 3 L		1 September, 2023
		/gsc/	–		2 September, 2023

Player Statistics

Player (Striker)	Goals	Assists
19 Eligma	2	0
Coom in Doom	1	1
Rapist Elf	1	1
Explosive Dog	0	1

Player (Goalkeeper)	Saves
Useless Mascot	2
I'll take responsibility.	2

Gallery

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  Sports Hibiki and Sensei

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  Sports Hibiki

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  Sports Hibiki and Sensei (colorized)