/f/

/f/
When I think /f/, I think quality.
/f/ - Flash
Founded July 2012 IRL manager dadfish !!KAFzWRgO7s2 Team colors Chat color 009966 Da Hood Green Ranking 50 ( 3) Highest rank 10 (January, 2014) Lowest rank 53 (May, 2023) Top scorer DA HOOD (73) Top assister DA HOOD (35) Captain Lolicatgirls Website /f/ - Flash Nickname No nickname Home ground 4chan City.swf
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 44 27 53 124 35.48%
GF GA GD 218 234 -16
Biggest win /f/  10–0  /wg/ 9 September 2012 Biggest defeat /3/  5–0  /f/ 19 May 2018 First match /toy/  1–2  /f/ 26 February 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 15 (First in Summer 2013) Best result 7th, Summer 2015 Babby Cup Appearances 12 (First in Spring 2012) Best result 5th, Autumn 2013
Team music
Anthem Master Music List Goal horn Master Music List Alternate goal horn Where Da Hood At (when DA HOOD scores) Alternate goal horn Chicken Yodeling (when Takeo Ischi scores) Alternate goal horn lolicatgirls.swf (when lolicatgirls scores) Alternate goal horn Noisia - Groundhog (when daily dose scores) Alternate goal horn Xiao Mei Mei.swf (when Xiao Mei Mei scores)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit

/f/ is the flash board eternally trapped as staying the same. Regardless of April Fools, 4chan's Birthday, or posts breaking the rules not even the MODS give a shit. We are forever the same old 4chan. So if things go crazy on your /homeboard/ come to /f/ where everything is a repost of a repost.

The /f/ Roster

Main article: /f/ Roster.

No. Position Player 12   GK ResizeTheFlash! 77   RB Billy Herrington 22   CB Dicewars! 2   CB Gardevoir Paizuri 69   LB Van Darkholme 6   DMF WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY 34   CMF Zone 8   CMF Party Hard 88   AMF Daily Dose 45   CF DA HOOD 11   CF Lolicatgirls

No. Position Player 1   GK Lord Fulp 3   CB Pepsi Man 14   CB HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~ 20   CB Bourbon House 15   CB Integral Story Bro 21   LB High Tension Japanese Goburin 5   DMF Monday Approaches 9   DMF >Renaming 13   CMF Takeo Ischi 10   CMF Osaka 7   CMF Xiao Mei Mei 19   RWF EDDIE!

Quotes

"This is just crazy."

— Sideless

"An exciting game, I'll give it that."

— Sideless

"Anyone knew we had a flashboard?"

— Sideless

"I'd love for them to qualify for the Summer Cup and make it to the final, that would be great."

— Ganon

"27 shots... haha, that's gotta be a record... that's a record, check if that's a record. Yes! It's a record!"

— Germanbro

Downloadables

/f/ 2017 Summer Cup Export. Assthetics

Team History

2012 Spring Babby Cup

Not much is known of the 2012 Spring Babby Cup season for /f/ other than what the match history reads. Perhaps the most memorable game was the 27 shot game vs /y/ which ended in a 2-1 victory in favor of /f/. It is said that the earliest known manager for /f/ who might have gone by the name of /f/erguson. Who could only be described as a Tacical Genius of a different caliber. But with a certain match fixing scandal it is uncertain whether or not this individual could have been the Infamous Multimanager: Dragonfag. But failing to advance from the 2012 Spring Babby Cup into the 2012 Summer Cup /f/ made a brief appearance in the summer friendlies. Losing 1-0 to /mlp/ and an absolute snoozer of a game against /gif/. The future seemed uncertain for /f/, whether or not the team was good or bad had yet to be seen.

2012 Autumn Babby Cup

In August an individual baring eyes as red as a baboon's ass and mysterious white lines under his nostrils, had emerged to take the helm of /f/. Vocal in his dislike for bitter rivals /mlp/, and (false) confidence in a 2-3-5 formation. This new manager that arrived out of the wood works in a haze of smoke and profanity to the terraces and had a 10-0 victory over a rigged /wg/ as his first win. The loud mouthed manager would then be quickly humbled suffering losses to /h/, /trv/, and /sci/. The only other two victories /f/ were able to celebrate in this season was the 4-1 win against /gif/ and a 4-0 win against a barely functioning, rigged /cgl/. Embarassed, angry, and belligerent the manager would go on to sack nearly the entire team and all the staff at the yet to be opened /f/ home stadium the Awesome Dome. It is said everyone even to the hot dog vendors were immediately terminated and replaced. It also said that former Center Back Massive Damage who scored the own goal in the match against /trv/ was never heard from again.

2013 Spring Babby Cup

As 2012 drew to a close /f/ managed to garner one final win for 2012 against /jp/ which featured an entirely different /f/ than in previous cups. The only remaining players from the original /f/ squad at this point became Nipaa, Party Hard, Zone, Mormon Jesus, and the star of /f/'s attack DA HOOD. Spring saw a different /f/, while not perfect /f/ sported a four man back line and a new goalhorn as this marked the first season where F.O.E would be used as the goal horn. The Spring cup opened up to a loss in the friendlies in a tight match against /vp/ and a rather meaningless rivalry match in the friendlies against /mlp/. With the 2-1 victory /f/ seemingly had a chance to make it. But the group stages opened up woefully as /f/ would quickly go down 2-0 to /ck/ but /f/ would rocket back to draw the game 2-2 at the end of the first half but a 74th minute goal would pin /f/ with a loss. The following game against /lit/ was no better as /f/ only managed to put one shot on goal while Lolita Wanted It put the only goal of the game in at the 87th minute, /f/ was pinned with yet another loss. The following game against /sci/ had stipulations to it. The group was not closed out and if /f/ could beat /sci/ on a clean sheet and a /ck/ loss would put them through to the 2013 summer cup. However whoever lost the match was out. And unlike in Autumn 2012 /sci/ were not able to steamroll /f/ as easily. The /sci/ offense struggled to score against the battling /f/ defense and when a shot rebounded off of the Trollpost former Left Back Blackbob Niggerpants put in the first goal of the game and Nipaa would be the one to get /f/ the goal difference to put them in the best spot possible. The following game with had /ck/ go down 1-0 rather early and things looked bright for /f/ before once again Nachos would cause late minute grief for /f/ once again.

2013 Summer Cup

A controversy brings /f/ out of the babbies and into their first elite cup. The 2-0 victory against /sci/ was not in vain. However turmoil was boiling within the ranks of /f/ itself as the players were accusing the manager of embezzling club funds to take trips out to Asia for alcoholic getaways and loli manga. In this season /f/ played /e/ in the friendlies and after a tough game /e/ were able to emerge victorious 3-2. And in the inaugural Weeaboo Party against /c/ DA HOOD managed to snag another win for /f/. Competition however was a different story. For the first time /f/ drew the same group as their bitter rivals /mlp/ and for the second time were set to face /trv/. It is unknown what lost /f/ this game, old tactics, the naked /f/ans along with the manager himself coming onto the pitch, the manager being ejected for indecent exposure, the players making their displeasure for the embezzlement of funds being known. Specifically former Center Back Nevada-Tan who after the match against /trv/ was seen crying on the way back to the locker room repeating "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The following game against /adv/ was closer but /adv/ proved to be too much for the /f/ defense putting 11 shots on target. The last game of the summer cup season was against an apathetic /mlp/. Who rested their medal players and just all around didn't give a fuck. This lead to /f/ winning 2-0 but leaving the manager absolutely livid. Not shouting instructions at the team but slinging insults at the /mlp/ bench and managers for their "cowardice." Going into a cup of new teams and fallen elites. /f/ was right back in the babbies. But even after the whistle blew the events were far from over. As DA HOOD took his glock and fired it at >Rape and Derpy Hooves. Much to the dismay of DA HOOD all shots missed, he was subdued and suspended from the Autumn Friendly season and would be banned even from watching the matches in the stands.

2013 Autumn Babby Cup

In the Babbies with not very high expectations. But this Autumn campaign while not baring the most incredible score lines had an impressive streak of wins and only allowing two goals to be scored out of 45 shots taken at the /f/ goal during this season. The first goal to be scored on /f/ in the 2013 Autumn season was Emma Watson of /hr/ who skillfully styled past the /f/ defense to equalize the game, however a play single handedly setup by Andy Griffith with an incredible pass to Nipaa was able to give /f/ the win. In competition /f/ was set to face an undefeated /gd/. DA HOOD returned to the pitch with his suspension over and this time baring the Captain's armband. Nipaa would once again showcase her goal scoring ability and score the only goal of the match handing /gd/ their first loss. The following match against /lit/ was the rematch from just six mont eir absolute best the Autumn 2013 campaign was nothing to be ashamed as they looked to the 2014 Winter Cup.

2014 Winter Cup

Literally riding high on minor success /f/ entered the 2014 winter season with heads held up high and expectations even higher than before. Which still wasn't much but it was a lot more than what it was before. The friendly season was not one that was so joyous however. a 4-2 loss to /wsg/ and then a 2-0 loss to /a/, the /f/ offense was beginning to look toothless. /f/ would be set to face /g/ in a rematch from the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup where Richard Stallman would once again cause more than enough grief for the strikers of /f/. It all seemed hopeless until substitute Midfielder WRRRRRRRRRRY came on the pitch and answered the call by finally putting one past Stallman. However /g/ captain Teedus was quick to reply and gave the spaghetti spilling defense something to think about as the game was now 1-1. It all seemed like it was coming to an end until Lolicatgirls finally took a shot that Stallman could not save giving /f/ a vital 3 points. The next match against /sp/ was as tense as could be, both defenses holding strong until /sp/ attacking midfielder USA USA USA broke the deadlock in the first half to give /sp/ the advantage. Coming back from the half Nipaa would equalize the game by finally shooting a ball Da Burrs just could not save. The game carried onward and as it wound down and went into extra time USA USA USA would find the break /sp/ needed to beat Steamshovel Harry and win the game. The following game against /lgbt/ had nothing of real mention going on to it. It would also be /f/'s first draw since 2012. a 3-1 /sp/ victory over /g/ put /f/ through to the knockout rounds where they faced /cgl/ in the RO16. A far cry from /cgl/'s Autumn 2012 squad coming off of a very strong win against /adv/. But the /cgl/ strikers were just not able to find the back of the net as DA HOOD would score his first goal in 2014 to break the deadlock in this game and once again Nipaa flaunting her goal scoring ability by making the game 2-0 in the final ten minutes of the match. Another Autumn 2012 rematch would occour as /f/ would go on to face /h/. Unfortunately the campaign ended there with a victory for /h/. Overall, /f/ finished 8th out of the 32 teams, making this their best performance ever.

2014 Summer Cup

An image that quickly summarizes much of Group C's matches.

Despite /f/ making the quarterfinals of the Winter Cup, many thought the success was a fluke and that /f/ would be relegated in Summer. The one pre-cup friendly /f/ played was against /wsg/, a 1-1 draw before being drawn with /an/, /e/, and /b/ in Group C for the actual cup.

/f/ opened its Summer season with a 0-0 draw against an /e/ that would end up achieving the same result twice more. The second match of group stage was even worse for /f/, as they continued to lack a goal and lost 2-0 to a ferocious /an/. The final day saw /f/ finally reaping rewards; after /an/ drew 0-0 with /e/, /f/'s DA HOOD and Nipaa found the net; despite /b/'s Trolled 2 Death attempting to save his team, all went to shit as nothing else could be found and /f/ took a 2-1 victory to secure advancement. It's worth noting that in this group, only /f/'s matches had goals.

In the knockout rounds, against a /vg/ that had come off the biggest win of its entire existence (4-1 over rival /v/, securing /vg/ advancement as they stayed through an Elite Cup for the first time in their history), /f/ found one late-game strike from DA HOOD but /vg/ took the game to extra time by way of Git Gud gitting gud. Based Mang would secure /vg/'s 2-1 win on the way to a /vg/ third place finish. /f/ finished 11th tied with /wsg/ this tournament, a small drop from their previous 8th place.

2015 Winter Cup

/f/'s first match of the 2015 Winter Cup started badly as /i/ scored a patented early minute goal, but /f/ came back to lead 2-1 by the 20th minute. By then a /f/ victory seemed imminent, but /i/ goalkeeping kept them in the game and Dungeonwaterway gave /i/ a 2-2 draw as the game hit the 75th minute. From here /f/ took on then-True Elite /mu/, taking a 2-0 victory thanks to late goals and terrible /mu/ finishing. The final day of group A saw /f/ playing a /vp/ already out and looking to redeem itself by a late win; however, top tier Segata Sanshiro goalkeeping stopped /vp/ from taking a win as /f/ drew 1-1. The Round of 16 draw brought /f/ Group D's top team in /s/, to whom they lost 2-0. Another early knockout exit for /f/, but pride could be taken in the fact that /f/ were still in the top tier.

2015 Summer Cup

Once again, /f/ was made to fight in the group stage. A 1-0 loss to /g/ got /f/ started on the wrong foot, but the 4-2 win over /h/ after that proved to be essential to /f/'s survival. The group ended with both /f/ and /h/ drawing their matches, resulting in them having the same amount of points, goals for, goals against and goal difference. The only way the tie could be broken was on head-to-head, and that was how /f/ got 2nd place in the group, narrowly relegating /h/. Afterwards, /f/ made some more progress towards total glory by beating /o/ 1-0 with a DA HOOD goal, but /mu/ crashed the party in the quarterfinals. The /mu/tants were looking for revenge on /f/ for being part of the reason they suffered their first relegation ever, and got it easily with a 2-0 win.

2016 Winter Cup GOALS EVERYWHERE

This cup was in PES 2016, and as a result, it had too many fucking goals. Defenses were dreadful for the most part, and goalkeepers were useless. As if that wasn't enough, kickoff abuse was stronger than ever. That's why /f/'s scorelines in this cup are so ridiculous. Goals were becoming practically meaningless, but even so, /f/ found a way to get some great 90+ drama in their final match of the group. /n/ had gone up 4-3, and this would have relegated /f/. Luckily, a 90++++ goal from DA HOOD saved their skins and relegated /n/. Unfortunately, /f/ had to face /mu/ again, but this time, it was in the round of 16. The team tried their best to keep the match competitive this time, but would go down 3-2 in extra time.

2016 Summer Cup

Somehow, it was decided by fucking retards the prestigious folks that run this cup that PES 2016 should still be used for official cup matches. /f/ was in for another wild cup, and it got started with a 3-5 loss to the infamous /p/. Fortunately, /s/ were looking like pushovers in this tournament, and were soundly beaten 3-1 by /f/. This was followed by a dramatic match between /r9k/ and /f/ that ended in a 4-4 draw. The result left /r9k/ on top of the group, and left /f/ hoping that /p/ would lose the next match to /s/, who were already relegated. With /s/ looking to avoid the Wooden Spoon, they put on a valiant performance to win 5-3 against /p/, a result that kept /f/ away from the babbies yet again. Soon, /o/ made /f/ wish they didn't get past the group stage, as they blew them the fuck out 6-1.

2017 Winter Cup

The /f/ squad getting their pic taken before playing against /c/

The cup was finally free from the cancer that was PES 2016. However, this meant that everyone would have to hope they could get used to PES 2017 in time for this cup, and it quickly seemed like /f/ was lost on that one. A 2-1 loss to /int/ got /f/ to make history in the wrong way, becoming the first team to lose to /int/ in a major cup since 2013. There seemed to be a light at the end of the tunnel: /gd/ was their next opponent, and a silver player of theirs was suspended. Sadly, this didn't seem to matter for /gd/, as they beat /f/ 2-1. These two defeats along with other results led to /f/ being relegated to the babbies.

After these defeats, /f/ could only play spoiler against /c/ in the one match that remained. In a match that had many fouls, /f/ won 1-0 with a Lolicatgirls goal in the first half.

2017 Spring Babby Cup

In their first babby since 2013, /f/ did all they needed to do and nothing more. Their first match, against /tg/, was a slurper all the way up to the 91st minute, when Lolicatgirls finally scored and won /f/ the match. Things got worse against /b/, with /f/ giving up 2 goals, but Lolicatgirls managed to get another one in and despite the loss kept goal difference from becoming an issue. /biz/ seemed to give /f/ trouble early, taking two leads throughout the match, but /f/ came back to win 3-2, sealing their promotion to the Summer Cup.

The knockouts never happened. The end.

2017 Summer Cup

Back in the elites, /f/ were the underdog in a group with three of the site's biggest boards. Things didn't look good to start as /v/ took a 2-0 lead against /f/ and despite a Lolicatgirls goal were leading well into the last minutes of the match, but DA HOOD came just in time to seal a comeback and give /f/ a point. The next match saw /f/ and /tv/ exchange two goals in two minutes, but afterwards the match became dominated by /tv/, and it wasn't until the 88th minute that /tv/ finally got a reward for their dominance. Unfortunately for /f/, this meant they were left on one point playing top-of-the-group /vg/ on the final day. /f/ weren't fazed, though, as Lolicatgirls scored first within 2 minutes and Xiao Mei Mei nullified a /vg/ equalizer to make it 2-1. /f/ kept /vg/ at bay the rest of the way through, taking a 2-1 win and staying up to see another knockout stage. Which, of course, was cancelled and thus never happened. /f/ got to play in the next elite, though.

2018 Winter Cup

Due to aesthetics issues, a fifth cup was played on PES 2017, and a new medal system was introduced which saw the addition of a fifth medal. Sadly, this didn't help /f/ very much in their first match as they dominated the first half before /n/ steamrolled their way through the second and ended up with a 3-1 win. The second match saw both teams field extremely meme formations, /lgbt/ with a 3-2-5 and /f/ with a 2-3-5; against all odds, /f/'s 2-3-5 took down the defending champions with a 1-0 result, keeping them alive for the final day. Needing a win to advance, /f/ got a lead 30 minutes in courtesy of the Doc, but /x/ ruled over the match and equalized just over half an hour later. /f/'s offense was unable to get much of anything going afterwards, and the match ended 1-1, sending /f/ down to another Spring Babby.

2018 Spring Babby Cup

Due to continued aesthetics issues, a 6th (sixth) cup was played on PES 2017. /f/ decided to field a highly unorthodox 2-6-2 for this latest Babby, which saw them score a goal almost immediately into their cup run against bottom feeders /out/. Unfortunately, some poorfag scored an equalizer near the death and a match largely dominated by /f/ ended in a 1-1 draw. The second match came against autopilot /soc/, and this time it was /f/'s opponent who scored early. The ghost of Aniki equalized and many shots were exchanged, but once again the final minutes meant the death of /f/ as /soc/ won the match 2-1. /f/ did get a win as the betas of /r9k/ allowed them to walk all over to the tune of a 4-1 win, keeping them in good position coming into the final day. Despite /r9k/'s 3-1 win over /out/ and /soc/ having topped the group a week before, all /f/ needed to do to advance was beat the already eliminated fan favorite /3/ by multiple goals.

That didn't happen. /3/ were the ones who won by multiple goals. In fact, they won 5-0, as /f/ never realized there was a match to be played. As a result of this thrashing, /f/ did NOT play in an Elite Cup for the first time since Winter 2013.

2018 Autumn Babby Cup

In what became the EIGHTH cup played on PES 2017, /f/ continued running a 2-6-2, with some changes to medals. These changes seemed to put a spark in /f/ immediately. Both of /f/'s first two matches, against /an/ and /biz/, went the exact same way. /f/ scored two goals first before letting their opponent have a consolation and holding on for the win. Since they were already promoted, /f/ decided to have some >fun in their final match, one which ultimately resulted in a 3-2 /f/ loss. The >fun continued against a /vp/ coming off a 9 point master race as BOTH teams played an all-out attack and, in a match that would eventually be voted Match of the Tournament, scored 9 goals between them. /vp/ did win the match 5-4 after 120 minutes, though.

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 26, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W
March 10, 2012	/y/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W
March 24, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-2 D	DA HOOD  10' ZONE  39'
March 24, 2012	/3/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-3 L	YES YES  61'
March 25, 2012	/d/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-2 D	DA HOOD  25', 61'
April 14, 2012	/ic/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Dancing Street Guys  61'
May 16, 2012	/mlp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
May 26, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
September 9, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	10-0 W	Hoporider  10', 48', 68', 90+1' Da Hood  18', 34', 41', 90+3' Zone  75' There She Is  79'
September 23, 2012	/h/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-4 L	Partyhard  68' DA HOOD  90+1'
September 30, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Nipaa~  28', 45+1' DA HOOD  67', 73'
October 13, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-4 L	DA HOOD  43'
October 13, 2012	/trv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 L
October 19, 2012	/cgl/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-0 W	Da Hood  19', 34', 53' Hoporider  70'
December 15, 2012	/jp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Goosehoward  32' Nipaa  37' F.O.E  78'
April 12, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	DA HOOD  10' (pen.) Nipaa  15'
April 14, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	DA HOOD  48' (pen.) Nipaa  63'
May 3, 2013	/ck/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	DA HOOD  34' Nipaa  45+1'
May 5, 2013	/lit/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-1 L
May 11, 2013	/sci/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	Blackbob  68' Nipaa  73'
July 14, 2013	/e/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	DA HOOD  31' Osaka  48'
July 19, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	DA HOOD  4', 54'
August 17, 2013	/trv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	1-4 L	Heap Of Trouble  10'
August 23, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	1-2 L	Nipaa  32'
August 25, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	DA HOOD  35', 85'
September 21, 2013	/b/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	The Most Annoying Popstar In The World  69'
September 28, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	The Most Annoying In The World  36' Nipaa  74'
November 15, 2013	/gd/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	Nipaa  43'
November 17, 2013	/lit/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 W	Da Hood  20', 22' Lolicatgirls  85'
November 23, 2013	/fit/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	Zone  34'
November 30, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 W	DA HOOD  40', 90+'
December 1, 2013	/fa/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
January 19, 2014	/wsg/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-4 L	Nipaa  4' The Most Annoying Popstar in the World  58'
January 25, 2014	/a/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
February 14, 2014	/g/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	WRRRRRYY  76' Lolicatgirls  90+'
February 16, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	1-2 L	Nipaa  55'
February 22, 2014	/lgbt/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	0-0 D
March 1, 2014	/cgl/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	DA HOOD  52' Nipaa  82'
March 2, 2014	/h/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	0-1 L
June 8, 2014	/wsg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	DA HOOD  84'
July 18, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
July 20, 2014	/an/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-2 L
July 26, 2014	/b/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	DA HOOD  38' Nipaa  60'
August 2, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-2 L	DA HOOD  83'
February 13, 2015	/i/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 D	Takeo Ischi  15' DA HOOD  18'
February 15, 2015	/mu/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	Lolicatgirls  77' Takeo Ischi  85'
February 22, 2015	/vp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Takeo Ischi  28'
February 28, 2015	/s/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L
August 1, 2015	/g/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	0-1 L
August 7, 2015	/h/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	4-2 W	HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~  17' DA HOOD  19', 30' Lolicatgirls  34'
August 9, 2015	/x/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	2-2 D	WRRRRRRRRRRRRRY  55' Lolicatgirls  64'
August 15, 2015	/o/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	DA HOOD  40'
August 16, 2015	/mu/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	0-2 L
February 20, 2016	/int/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	4-3 W	Lolicatgirls  5', 80' Van Darkholm  66' Daily Dose  88'
February 26, 2016	/s/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	4-4 D	DA HOOD  6', 65', 79' Lolicatgirls  17'
February 28, 2016	/n/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	4-4 D	DA HOOD  3', 73', 90+' Lolicatgirls  55'
March 5, 2016	/mu/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	3-2 L	Lolicatgirls  59' Daily Dose  61'
August 6, 2016	/p/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	3-5 L	Daily Dose  7', 25' Iron Man  62'
August 12, 2016	/s/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 W	DA HOOD  12' Daily Dose  43', 65'
August 14, 2016	/r9k/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	4-4 D	Xiao Mei Mei  38', 43' Lolicatgirls  56' DA HOOD  70'
August 20, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	6-1 L	Takeo Ischi  86'
February 10, 2017	/int/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	Lolicatgirls  17'
February 12, 2017	/gd/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	Lolicatgirls  42' (pen.)
February 18, 2017	/c/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	Lolicatgirls  20'
May 12, 2017	/tg/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 W	Lolicatgirls  90+1'
May 14, 2017	/b/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Lolicatgirls  78'
May 20, 2017	/biz/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 W	Zone  17' Takeo ischi  61' Daily Dose  78'
May 27, 2017	/trv/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
July 28, 2017	/v/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	2-2 D	Lolicatgirls  65' DA HOOD  83'
July 30, 2017	/tv/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	Lolicatgirls  31'
August 5, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	Lolicatgirls  2' Xiao Mei Mei  33'
August 12, 2017	/sci/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
February 16, 2018	/n/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	1-3 L	Lolicatgirls  26'
February 18, 2018	/lgbt/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	DA HOOD  30'
February 24, 2018	/x/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Daily Dose  30'
May 4, 2018	/out/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Lolicatgirls  9'
May 5, 2018	/soc/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Billy Herrington  39'
May 11, 2018	/r9k/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-1 W	EDDIE!  7' Lolicatgirls  22', 80' DA HOOD  51'
May 19, 2018	/3/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-5 L
October 26th, 2018	/an/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Lolicatgirls  9' Billy Herrington  24'
October 28th, 2018	/biz/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Lolicatgirls  41' DA HOOD  56'
November 3rd, 2018	/x/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-3 L	DA HOOD  28', 63'
November 10, 2018	/vp/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-5 L	Daily Dose  17', 37' DA HOOD  45+2', 58'
February 15, 2019	/h/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	3-2 W	Party Hard  45+2' Lolicatgirls  79', 87'
February 17, 2019	/g/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	3-5 L	DA HOOD  50' Osaka  68' EDDIE!  77'
February 23, 2019	/sci/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	5-4 W	DA HOOD  2' Lolicatgirls  28', 44', 59', 64'
March 2, 2019	/gd/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	2-3 L	Daily Dose  31' Lolicatgirls  42'
July 19, 2019	/r9k/	2019 4chan Summer Cup	2-4 L	Lolicatgirls  45+0' DA HOOD  55'
July 21, 2019	/biz/	2019 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
July 27, 2019	/diy/	2019 4chan Summer Cup	2-3 L	Lolicatgirls  53' DA HOOD  64'
October 25, 2019	/asp/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Daily Dose  7'
October 27, 2019	/aco/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 W	DA HOOD  23', 79' Party Hard  88'
November 2, 2019	/trv/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Lolicatgirls  53'
November 9, 2019	/c/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	6-9 L	Lolicatgirls  9', 81' Party Hard  23', 63', 88' DA HOOD  59'
January 17, 2020	/diy/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Lolicatgirls  25' Daily Dose  55'
January 19, 2020	/out/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	3-2 W	Lolicatgirls  49', 70' Daily Dose  75'
January 25, 2020	/k/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	0-1 L
February 1, 2020	/vp/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L
July 17, 2020	/diy/	2020 4chan Summer Cup	0-4 L
July 19, 2020	/vg/	2020 4chan Summer Cup	0-2 L
July 25, 2020	/d/	2020 4chan Summer Cup	4-1 W	Lolicatgirls  15', 38', 45+0' Daily Dose  76'
October 24, 2020	/a/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-3 L	PARTY HARD  66' Lolicatgirls  73'
October 30, 2020	/vp/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 W	DA HOOD  31' Lolicatgirls  75'
November 1, 2020	/aco/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	DA HOOD  53' Lolicatgirls  90+0'
November 7, 2020	/asp/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-1 W	Lolicatgirls  31', 41' PARTY HARD  61' DA HOOD  67' Takeo Ischi  78'
November 8, 2020	/o/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-6 L	DA HOOD  66'
January 30, 2021	/diy/	2021 4chan Winter Cup	1-3 L	Daily Dose  31'
February 5, 2021	/an/	2021 4chan Winter Cup	5-4 W	DA HOOD  28', 32', 67' Lolicatgirls 77' Daily Dose 90+6'
February 7, 2021	/vg/	2021 4chan Winter Cup	1-3 L	DA HOOD 58'
July 10, 2021	/c/	2021 4chan World Cup	2-3 L	Billy Herrington  16' DA HOOD 78'
July 18, 2021	/k/	2021 4chan World Cup	2-1 W	Party Hard  73' Lolicatgirls 86'
July 30, 2021	/vm/	2021 4chan World Cup	1-1 D	Lolicatgirls 88'
October 23, 2021	/r9k/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-1 W	Lolicatgirls 45+2', 60', 63' DA HOOD 56'
October 29, 2021	/tv/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
October 31, 2021	/sp/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-2 D	DA HOOD 69', 84'
November 12, 2021	/vt/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-3 L	DA HOOD 48'
April 30, 2022	/k/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	21' DA HOOD
May 6, 2022	/toy/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	10' Party Hard
May 8, 2022	/a/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-1 W	44' DA HOOD  70', 81' Lolicatgirls
May 14, 2022	/ck/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-3 D	3', 35', 88' Lolicatgirls
Nov 5, 2022	/ck/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
Nov 11, 2022	/w/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	25' Zone
Nov 13, 2022	/h/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-3 D	63' DA HOOD  68', 73' Lolicatgirls
April 21, 2023	/wg/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1 D	33' DA HOOD
April 22, 2023	/an/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-3 L	56' Zone
April 23, 2023	/tv/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-3 L
October 28, 2023	/v/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-5 W	15,20,50,75' Lolicatgirls  26' Daily Dose
November 3, 2023	/vg/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 W	72' Lolicatgirls  90+3' EDDIE!
November 5, 2023	/vm/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	6-2 W	3,67,70' Da Hood  26,83' Lolicatgirls  30' Daily Dose
November 11, 2023	/mlp/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-4 L	39' Da Hood  90+3' Lolicatgirls  120+2' Daily Dose

Rivalries

While /f/ has many users from many boards we still hate the other boards.

Flash Derby - /f/ vs /mlp/

There is no shortage of hate, love, tolerance, anger, and horsefucking. /f/ hates /mlp/ because their flashes are usually the primary reason /f/ sucks today.

Sauce Bowl - /f/ vs /gif/

A friendly rivalry, both /f/ and /gif/ tend to have plenty of sauce. This is merely of test of who's sauce is superior on this day.

Touhou Derby - /f/ vs /jp/

Another somewhat friendly rivalry, Tuesdays on /f/ just happen to be Touhou Tuesday and /jp/ comes out to hang with the /f/ellas. The anthem of the game is BOUNCINGTOUHOUS.swf; for this game /f/ uses a special roster and tactics (in friendlies). Used to be we had a special goal horn for it but some liked it so much it was moved to default goal horn (but now with the Master Music List we have a special goalhorn for this matchup again).

Blazing 10's Yolobowl /f/ vs /wsg/

A rivalry birthed out of the spirit of competition, the love of animated hilarity, and bait-n-switches. The Blazing 10's Yolobowl is a match where both /f/ and /wsg/ set every possible slider to 10 and observe as the pitch burns into a charred mess until one side is declared the victor and is rewarded with a Big Gulp cup, a five Rigbux gift certificate to Benuldies, and all the bragging rights in the world. /wsg/ beat /f/ in the first encounter 4-2 with the assistance of Big Shake's efforts. However the next match was a 1-1 which went to Benuldies and /f/ would emerge victorious. However with both matches being friendlies the two have yet to meet on the pitch for an official tournament but when the day arrives we the /f/ management can only advise that you avoid the cheap seats because there will be a lot of smoke.

Master Music List

/f/ is a place that has a little bit of something for everyone to enjoy, with this in mind we've decided to forgo having our own anthem/goalhorn and instead have compiled a list of custom music for every team we face against. These are all inspired by what each team has contributed to /f/ over the years.

Notes: These flashes have been converted to mp3s for the commissioner's convenience, you can find most of them by hovering over the links and searching the filename on swfchan.
Since all of /f/'s strikers have alt horns, please use the goalhorns on this list for the first goal of every match.

Player Alt-Horns:

Da Hood - DMX - Where the Hood At

Takeo Ischi - New Bibi Hendl

Lolicatgirls - Infected Mushroom - I Wish

Daily Dose - Noisia - Groundhog

Xiao Mei Mei

Andrew W.K. - Party Hard

Team Specific Horns:

Situational Stuff:

Knockout Round Anthem - Southern Cross (4chan City.swf)

If we ever make it to the Finals - Madeon - Finale (0x40 Hues.swf)