Difference between revisions of "/newvegas/"

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/newvegas/

The game was rigged from the start.

/newvegas/ - newvegas

Founded

October 19, 2010

Manager

Mr. House

Owner

Obsidian Entertainment

IRL manager

Karth !!Y2abSm9+/NN

Team colors

Chat color

F10159
Securitron Gray

Top scorer

()

Top assister

()

Captain

Who Won The Lottery?

Website

/newvegas/ - newvegas

Nickname

No nickname

Historic performance

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W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
0	0	0

Biggest win
TBD	–	TBD


Biggest defeat
TBD	–	TBD


First match
TBD	–	TBD

Team music

Anthem

[// ]

Goal horn

[// ]

Kits

Roster

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

MERELY PRETENDING

2

	CB

ONE FOR MY BABY

3

	CB

BEAR. BULL. BEAR. BULL.

4

	LB

THEORETICAL DEGREE IN PHYSICS

5

	RB

LONG DICK JOHNSON

6

	DMF

ASSUME THE POSITION

7

	CMF

YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCH

8

	AMF

DIFFICULT PETE

9

	SS

DEGENERATES LIKE YOU

10

	SS

WHO WON THE LOTTERY?

11

	CF

WHAT IN THE GODDAMN?

No.

Position

Player

12

	GK

L O B O T O M I T E

13

	CB

NYAHAE THERE'S THE HIGHROLLER!

14

	CB

PATROLLING THE MOJAVE...

15

	CB

MYSTERIOUS STRANGER

16

	CB

TAKE A SIP

17

	LB

MALCOLM HOLMES JUMPSCARE

18

	LB

THE OPTIMAL ROUTE

{{sq player |no=19 |pos=RB|name=LETTING GO OF POVERTY}

20

	RB

GOD WILLING

21

	CMF

ICE CREAM

22

	CMF

TWO-BEARS-HIGH-FIVING

23

	CB

HALLELUJAH

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
26 August 2017	TBD	Fakkin_Boolsheet_Series_IV	0-0 W	25' Best Boss

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 ==Roster==
 {{sq start}}
-{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name={{tt|PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP ONLY|Only 99.99 a month!}}}}
+{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name={{tt|MERELY PRETENDING|To be dead?}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name={{tt|DAMAGED CINNAMON ROLL|Too good for this job, too pure}}}}
+{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name={{tt|ONE FOR MY BABY|Put this on and follow me.}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt|CAT BOOMERS|Designer Pre-natal gene therapy}}}}
+{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt|BEAR. BULL. BEAR. BULL.|Ulysses}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=LB |name={{tt|FUCKBOY|Go clean the dog piss}}}}
+{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=LB |name={{tt|THEORETICAL DEGREE IN PHYSICS|Mr. Fantastic}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=RB |name={{tt|GAY GHOST|She is very gay and likes girls a lot}}}}
+{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=RB |name={{tt|LONG DICK JOHNSON|Hence, the name.}}}}
-{{sq bronze player |no=6 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|TITTY HACKER|She wants a Bad Touch}}}}
+{{sq bronze player |no=6 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|ASSUME THE POSITION|I can't feel my legs!}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CMF|name={{tt|WIENERS!|Pffftthhahahahahhaa}}}}
+{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CMF|name={{tt|YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCH|AND YOUR BROTHER WAS TOO}}}}
-{{sq bronze player |no=8 |pos=AMF|name={{tt|"OPTIONAL" KARMOTRINE|Not as optional as it seems}}}}
+{{sq bronze player |no=8 |pos=AMF|name={{tt|DIFFICULT PETE|"Easy" Mode?}}}}
-{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS|name={{tt|DEGENERATES LIKE YOU|Ever seen a MegaSanta gangbang?}}}}
+{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS|name={{tt|DEGENERATES LIKE YOU|BELONG ON A CROSS}}}}
-{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=SS |name={{tt|WHO WON THE LOTTERY?|No, it's Jill. If you value your life.}}}}
+{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=SS |name={{tt|WHO WON THE LOTTERY?|YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH}}}}
-{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=CF|name={{WHAT IN THE GODDAMN?}}}}
+{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=CF|name={{tt|WHAT IN THE GODDAMN?|Ring-a-Ding-Ding!}}}}
 {{sq mid}}
-{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name={{tt|I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS|Bounty hunting's a tough job in the future}}}}
+{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name={{tt|L O B O T O M I T E|HIS PENIS-FINGERS!}}}}
-{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB|name={{tt|JILL'S DRINKLINE|Mobage collage with extra CUTE}}}}
+{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB|name={{tt|NYAHAE THERE'S THE HIGHROLLER!|NYAHAE!}}}}
-{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name={{tt|FLAMING MOAI|Wait, that one's not on the menu...}}}}
+{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name={{tt|PATROLLING THE MOJAVE...|ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER}}}}
-{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name={{tt|KAZUSHIBA MILLER|Less hamburgers, more rad}}}}
+{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name={{tt|MYSTERIOUS STRANGER|CALAMITY JANE}}}}
-{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB|name={{tt|BRING ME PICTURES OF LILIM TITS|BIG ONES}}}}
+{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB|name={{tt|TAKE A SIP|From your trusty Vault 13 Canteen at the worst possible time!}}}}
-{{sq player |no=17 |pos=LB|name={{tt|SOMETHING FAKE|I'd like to order a 17}}}}
+{{sq player |no=17 |pos=LB|name={{tt|MALCOLM HOLMES JUMPSCARE|No matter where you hide, where you go, he will be there.}}}}
-{{sq player |no=18 |pos=LB|name={{tt|DRAGON FUCKER|HEY BITCH GET ME SOME SWILL}}}}
+{{sq player |no=18 |pos=LB|name={{tt|THE OPTIMAL ROUTE|Here's a route to New Vegas with some chest hair!}}}}
-{{sq player |no=19 |pos=RB|name={{tt|DETECTIVE >ART|Von Delay, at your service}}}}
+{{sq player |no=19 |pos=RB|name={{tt|LETTING GO OF POVERTY|The hardest part is letting go?}}}
-{{sq player |no=20 |pos=RB|name={{tt|JILLGASM|:jillgasm:}}}}
+{{sq player |no=20 |pos=RB|name={{tt|GOD WILLING|Can't expect God to do all the work.}}}}
-{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF|name={{tt|MOMMY SAMMY|N1rv Ann-A Soon}}}}
+{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF|name={{tt|ICE CREAM|INT1 Builds}}}}
-{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF|name={{tt|>STRAIGHT MALES >ON DANGER/U/|Who are you kidding, g/u/rl?}}}}
+{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF|name={{tt|TWO-BEARS-HIGH-FIVING|What do you see?}}}}
-{{sq player |no=23 |pos=CB|name={{tt|BAD TOUCH|You and me ain't nothing but mammals}}}}
+{{sq player |no=23 |pos=CB|name={{tt|HALLELUJAH|Wild, Wild Wasteland}}}}
 {{sq end}}

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