/jp/ Roster

Last updated for Summer 2023. Pending update.

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Roster

Gold

Silver

Picture	Name	Representing...	Description
	Get out of /jp/	Protected /jp/ heritage	Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent captain for the team.
	Billy Herrington	Protected /jp/ heritage	Popular icon of the Gachimuchi series, and easily recognizable for his figure and presence. RIP Billy ;_;7
	Shiteyanyo	Vocaloid Thread	Miku, but a nightmare. Officially recognized by Crypton, appearing in backgrounds and as accessories in various Project Diva games.
	TAKE IT EASY!	Yukkuri threads	These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players, which makes them a great distraction.
	Captain Meido	Protected /jp/ heritage	The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?
	Sukuvan	Taxi for the Mokou Gang!	Sukuvan.
	VIRGOTRON-R20	/ona/	Lifelike gattai ;-;
	Ookawa Maaya	会津若松駅	Mascot of the Aizu Railway Company.
	Neco-Arc	/tmg/	A stylized, catlike version of Arcueid Brunestud which serves as the mascot of Type-Moon, most famously appearing in Melty Blood. Because it's written by Nasu, it's naturally canon that she's not just real and distinct from the real Arcueid, but one of the most powerful characters in the setting.
	Giant Yukari	/kcs/	She's a big girl.
	TTKZ	KanColle	Commentator note: pronounced "Teitokaze".
	Dekinai-chan	DJT	You can't learn Japanese. You don't even know how to score a goal.
	Love is Suffering	Write threads	Love is suffering.
	OH YEEEEEAH VERY GOOD!	/07/	Erika.
	Timestop Rapist	/egg/	Era games are a category of text-based porn games, which are all based on the same original code but vary widely between variants in terms of content. The most popular variants on /jp/ (eraTohoTW and anonTW) utilize time-stop mechanics.
	Local Friendly Game Thread	Game night threads	Local Friendly Game Thread.
	The Gravure Queen of Reiwa	Gravure Thread	Sawaguchi
	Gazer	Monster Girl Thread	The single-eye is a sensual and overwhelmingly sexy organ. Single-eyed women are the best reproductive partners.
	Okuu Culture	Touhou threads	/jp/ - Okuu Culture.
	Corndog Tenshi	Protected /jp/ heritage	Corndog Tenshi.
	Dollfie	BJD Thread	A line of 1/6th scale vinyl figures made by Volks Inc., broadly considered the gold standard in ball jointed dolls. Individual dolls can cost upwards of $500 USD and come completely blank, being extensively customized by hobbyists with clothing, hair, and so on.
	Whalehu	Touhou Lost Word	A manga-original character. A waitress at a bar who gets into hijinks, primarily with Suika. The whale is the bar's mascot. A bit of a self-explanatory joke, but for context Lost Word is a gacha.
	Younger Sister	Elona Thread	My mount ate younger sister meat and suddenly turned into a younger sister. Now she won't hold a weapon even though I gene engineered her to do so. She didn't even make me breakfast. I want a divorce.

Former players

Position	Name	Picture	Description
RB	Chu-Chu		Going back to smile town
CB	Ero Ruins Eroge		Maybe, but gacha ruins everything.
RB	Why is /jp/ so shitty?		The world may never know.
LB	Autism		Retired, having played for /jp/ for the better part of a decade.
CB	YJSNPI		>2021 >OtoMAD is forgotten
DMF	Too Green		She was too green.
DMF	sage		Reason: Announcing a 'sage'.
LMF	Kizuna AI		Traded to /vt/ for a packet of cheese okaki.
CB	Fumos		Cut from the team after multiple replacements purchased from scalpers ended up being counterfeit anyway.
CB	Beato		*cackles*
CB	Japanese Bird		Unable to survive rumors that he was not actually Japanese.
CB	Ohayou		No awooing
CB	(´・ω・｀)		(´・ω・｀)
CB	Corndog Tenshi		Lives on in the victory anthem, at least.
CB	wich2huwudufuq		The answer was always all of them.
CB	Tokoyami Towa		Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?
CB	Abayo, Chocoball		Friendzoned.
LMF	Sachiko		bap
RMF	Klown Kunny Klassic		Clown abuse didn't work as well as hoped.
RMF	Akane-Chan		Ahokusa.
RMF	Cirno		Alexa this is so sad play Bad Apple
CMF	I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH		我爱北京天安门
CMF	Senchou's Aging Womb		Sent to the retirement home.
CMF	Poliacci		ligma balls
	Flanfly	Touhou Lost Word	It's 2AM elsewhere.
	Pickle Bern	/07/	Magic is fake and gay.
	DOKEEEEEEEEEEE	Aizu-Wakamatsu	Got out of the way.