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{{sq start player |no= 2 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name= [[File:2 - Garra Charrua.png| | {{sq start player |no= 2 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name= [[File:2 - Garra Charrua.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="Suisei's graduation, Shiori's holostars collab, and other large events are just 14 days away">Garra Charrúa}} | ||
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{{sq start player |no= 5 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name= [[File:5 - Adds a star.png| | {{sq start player |no= 5 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name= [[File:5 - Adds a star.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="MORE THAN ONE GOAL DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH">*Adds a star*}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 6 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:6 - FUCK THIS TOWN.png| | {{sq start player |no= 6 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:6 - FUCK THIS TOWN.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="You either die a newfag, or you live long enough to see yourself become the Schizo. I can do those things, because I'm not a hero, not like unity posters. I posted that bait thread, that's what I can be. I'm whatever my oshi needs me to be. Call it in." ">FUCK THIS TOWN}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:7 - Negrito - Affectionate.png| | {{sq start player |no= 7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:7 - Negrito - Affectionate.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="The gold is secured. No-one could possibly take this from us, bros. This definetely does not slip">Negrito - Affectionate}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= 8 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:8 - El Bananero.png| | {{sq silver player |no= 8 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:8 - El Bananero.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="The most evil creation of /#/, a bot so advanced and insidious, that it subscribes to a vtuber years in advance in order to automatically unsubscribe once a yab big enough takes place. ">El Bananero}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= 9 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:9 - Peñarol Intelligence.png| | {{sq silver player |no= 9 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:9 - Peñarol Intelligence.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="Who needs the shark? Natty 10k, baby">Peñarol Intelligence}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= 10 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=3}} |name= [[File:10 - Rock with Trumpets.png| | {{sq gold player |no= 10 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=3}} |name= [[File:10 - Rock with Trumpets.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="Nice gold medals you got there, but please stop jobbing">Rock with trumpets}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= 11 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=3}} |name= [[File:11 - I WAS THERE.png| | {{sq gold player |no= 11 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=3}} |name= [[File:11 - I WAS THERE.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="Your oshi reads this thread. Your oshi's fans read this thread. You can pretend you don't care about numbers, but deep down everyone is a numberfag">I WAS THERE!}} {{captain}} | ||
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{{sq player |no= 12 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=3}} |name= [[File:12 - Mate Noises.png| | {{sq player |no= 12 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=3}} |name= [[File:12 - Mate Noises.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="Porque no hablan cuando aparecen ellos?">Mate noises}} | ||
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{{sq player |no= 14 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name= [[File:14 - Poorest President.png| | {{sq player |no= 14 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name= [[File:14 - Poorest President.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="You know how they give medals in the paralympics? The EN market is kinda like that">Poorest President}} | ||
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{{sq player |no= 16 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:16 - Flat Hill.png| | {{sq player |no= 16 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:16 - Flat Hill.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="Funnelling their way to a random Roboco Gold">Flat Hill}} | ||
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{{sq player |no= 18 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name= [[File:18 - Luz Mala.png| | {{sq player |no= 18 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name= [[File:18 - Luz Mala.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="A lot of people wonder why talk endlessly about numbers with so many fun streams on. It's the thrill of the race, anon">Luz Mala}} | ||
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{{sq player |no= 21 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:21 - Cheese Cannons.png| | {{sq player |no= 21 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:21 - Cheese Cannons.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="What do you mean by 'bots'? Don't you know Baseball is the biggest sport in Portugal?">Cheese Cannons}} | ||
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{{sq player |no= 23 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:23 - BEHOLD, SQUARES!.png| | {{sq player |no= 23 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:23 - BEHOLD, SQUARES!.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="And when Hololive needs it the most, the ol' reliable Minecraft streams lift all boats">BEHOLD, SQUARES!}} | ||
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Uruguay is a tiny country in the middle of buttfuck nowhere that for some reason is really good at this divegrass thing.
In there you can find cows, grasslands, beaches and... cows. It's a boring place with boring politics, stable economies, no wars or conflicts, basically no natural disasters except for the occasional tornado hitting some empty field, and in general a melancholic and aging populace of old spaniards/italian´s descendants.
A place so uninteresting that its discoverers quite literally called it "A land of no possible use" before skipping it entirely in their way to ransack the incas at Peru.
It does have cows tho. A lot of them.
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