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{{sq silver player |no= 8 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:8 - El Bananero.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="Look, this is hard to explain,. You're gonna have to do your research. El Peluca might know, though">El Bananero}} | {{sq silver player |no= 8 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:8 - El Bananero.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="Look, this is hard to explain,. You're gonna have to do your research. El Peluca might know, though">El Bananero}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= 9 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:9 - Peñarol Intelligence.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="For $220 I become a member of the other team and I can watch Peñarol, and well... for a cheater, there's another cheater. This one's for you Palma">Peñarol Intelligence}} | {{sq silver player |no= 9 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:9 - Peñarol Intelligence.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="For $220 I become a member of the other team and I can watch Peñarol, and well... for a cheater, there's another cheater. This one's for you Palma">Peñarol Intelligence}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= 10 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=3}} |name= [[File:10 - Rock with Trumpets.png|50px]] <span class="Like Ska, but good">Rock with trumpets}} | {{sq gold player |no= 10 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=3}} |name= [[File:10 - Rock with Trumpets.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="Like Ska, but good">Rock with trumpets}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= 11 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=3}} |name= [[File:11 - I WAS THERE.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="I SAW YOU LIFTING THE WORLD CUP TROPHY, MY MATE FROM THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE WAS THERE TOO">I WAS THERE!}} {{captain}} | {{sq gold player |no= 11 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=3}} |name= [[File:11 - I WAS THERE.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="I SAW YOU LIFTING THE WORLD CUP TROPHY, MY MATE FROM THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE WAS THERE TOO">I WAS THERE!}} {{captain}} | ||
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Uruguay is a tiny country in the middle of buttfuck nowhere that for some reason is really good at this divegrass thing.
In there you can find cows, grasslands, beaches and... cows. It's a boring place with boring politics, stable economies, no wars or conflicts, basically no natural disasters except for the occasional tornado hitting some empty field, and in general a melancholic and aging populace of old spaniards/italian´s descendants.
A place so uninteresting that its discoverers quite literally called it "A land of no possible use" before skipping it entirely in their way to ransack the incas at Peru.
It does have cows tho. A lot of them.
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