/co/ Roster

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Goalkeeper

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Boots	Card(s)
1	The Boulder		THE BOULDER IS READY FOR WHATEVER COMES. HE WILL CATCH, BLOCK, AND STOP EVERY SHOT AT HIS GOAL. YOU CAN'T BEAT THE BOULDER, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.		—
12	Jake the Dog		When not adventuring with his best friend Finn in the land of Ooo, Jake can be found defending the goal for /co/. He can be very competitive and utilizes his shape-shifting abilities to stop all incoming shots.		—
23	Mogo		This Green Lantern is best known for his size, he is in fact, a planet. An absolute monster on defense, you have no way of getting around him.		—

Centre-backs

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Boots	Card(s)
2	Aku		Long ago in a distant land, I AKU, The Football-Playing Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable defense. But a foolish samurai warrior, wearing some magic shoes stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final goal was scored I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is AKU.	Geometra Pro	—
4	Sexism		A player all fans can identify with. Sexism rose through the ranks of the youth squads and was even a member of the Red Hood Supporter's Club.	Geometra Pro	—
5	Rightclops		Scott Summers, aka Cyclops will be racing up the field aided by his signature punches from the punch dimension. When it comes to making passes, this guy is always right.	Total 90 Laser IV
13	Doom		Doctor Doom is adored by fans, but rarely ever reciprocates any emotion. Known for his signature "Richards" shout as a goal celebration, many up and coming athletes admire him for his discipline and perseverance.	Geometra Pro	—
40	40 Cakes		A meme originated from a DC dictionary for kids. The line was "Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible."	Geometra Pro	—
15	Brock Samson		Agent of the O.S.I. This Swedish Murder Machine is ready to go totally sick-house on the asses of the opposing team.	Geometra Pro	—

Midfield

Defensive Midfield
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Boots	Card(s)
6	Dead Parents		His parents are deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!	Morelia Neo
16	Alan Moore		Arguably still coasting off of his success in the Watchmen's Football Club, Alan is known for getting into disputes with other player's over creator ownership. His narcissistic attitude is only matched by his short flashes of brilliance, reminiscent of his younger self.	Supersonic Wave 3
17	Work on Your Art		Seriously	Morelia NEO	—
Winged Midfielders
7	T.O.M.			Supersonic Wave 3
3	Bad News		He's bad news	Morelia NEO
18	Win'o Thread		Win O'Thread is a popular player known for his good relations with /co/'s supporter group. Though gifted with natural talent he's been accused of not doing enough to support the industr…err team.	Morelia NEO
19	Hope Corgi		"All we be well! I am a dog! Corgis are a British bread." (We think he means to say breed.) "I am delicious! Do you need a hug?"	Morelia NEO	—
20	Superior Spider-Man		Peter Parker was a fool. He wasted his talents on the pitch and squandered his gifts. This new Spider-Man says he will be something greater and that all who oppose him will be crushed by the power and skill of a Superior Spider-Man!	Morelia NEO	—
22	>My Frank When		>my frank when	Morelia NEO	—
Attacking Midfield
11	Archer		Archer's arrival onto the squad coincided with the Dragongate scandal. Rumors are going around that ISIS sent him to investigate for the 4chan cup for undiscovered Dragonfag identities. Oddly, he doesn't deny it and openly gloats about how he's an agent while hitting on his female squad mates. Having once a top college lacrosse player, Archer translates those abilities to onto the pitch as a dangerous addition to the squad. Other teams should call Kenny Loggins, they'll soon be entering the danger zone.	Morelia NEO
8	/co/lette (Captain)		Showing fantastic leadership and skill behind the scenes and during the off season, /co/lette has taken on the role of the club's captain and attacking midfielder. She is still /co/'s perfect brown waifu and looks forward to bringing JUSTICE to the pitch with the rest of the club's players at her side.	Morelia NEO

Center Forwards

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Boots	Card(s)
9	Tucker		This is Tucker. He would've been last year's league MVP if it wasn't for >rigging. Now for all intents and purposes, /co/'s strategy will consist of thus; give the ball to Tucker.	Total 90 Laser IV
10	The Flash		The fastest man alive is back. Now that the 4chan Cup's restriction on the Speed Force has been lifted, The Flash feels new air as he rejoins Tucker as his fellow co-striker	WEPES SP1000