/ck/

/ck/
We like to play with fire and knives and dead things
/ck/ - Food and Cooking
Founded August, 2011 IRL manager AntacidCanada !!bxgf5+DXvbZ Bagel McJohnson !!bgul/8wBRq0 Team colors Chat color FFCCOO Yellow Ranking 7( 4) Highest rank 2 (January, 2012) Lowest rank 30 (February, 2013) Top scorer Nachos (56 + unknown # of goals scored in 2011 Summer Cup) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Nachos Website /ck/ - Food and Cooking Nickname ro/ck/stars
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 34 9 26 69 49.28%
GF GA GD 134 110 +24
Biggest win /ck/  6–1  /a/ October 25, 2014 Biggest defeat /hm/  7–2  /ck/ February 17, 2013 First match /ck/  1–0  /soc/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances 9 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 2nd, 2011 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 3 (First in 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup) Best result 7th, 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Weird Al - Eat It, starts at 0:28 Goal horn Fanfare Ciocarlia - Moliendo Cafe
Kits
Home kit

/ck/ is a team steeped in the boiling waters of tradition, delivering tasty results with every win. The team is built on their ability to pasta ball and serve up tasteful shots into the back of the net. Using their classic Fire, Knives, and Dead Things strategy, /ck/'s frontline has become legendary for their ability to work together in an aromatic medley of offensive pressure, and a defense able to put a lid on several of the toughest teams in the 4chan Cup. So grab a seat, either in the booth or at the bar, and put your napkins on your lap, because if /ck/ is playing, you're in for a culinary experience!

Roster

Main article: /ck/ Roster.

No. Position Player 1   GK Cast-Iron Skillet 2   CB >Beans In Chili 3   CB Vertical Recipes 4   CB Al/ck/oholic 5   DMF Alton Brown 6   CMF Gordon Ramsay 7   CMF Food Pics From Japan 8   AMF /ck/ Challenge 9   AMF Perfect Coffee 10   SS Pink Himalayan Salt 11   CF Nachos (Captain)

No. Position Player 13   GK >Tipping 12   CB Fatty McAutism 14   CB Vegan Shitstorm 15   CB Dessert Ramen 16   CB Shitty Roommate General 17   CB If I eat this, will I die? 22   DMF Cock Sauce 21   DMF Masaokis 19   CMF Irish Stew Autist 23   CMF R8 My Pizza 20   CMF Fridge Ketchup 18   CMF Cringy Youtube Chefs

Exports

For the Summer Cup 2015: http://www.mediafire.com/download/afsk2ugm7me025d/Hot_Cheetos_and_takis.zip

• Pes 2015 Aesthetic Export : http://www.mediafire.com/download/pb90zxio7ecczzy/ck+Aesthetic+Export.rar

• For the friendlies, use default tictacs and turn off subs. Using ONLY THE STARTING 11 (those are the only 4cc legal players).

2015 Winter Cup: : http://www.mediafire.com/download/c94s2muo7ohhhoa/Valentine_Chocolates.zip

FOR THE 2013 AUTUMN FRIENDLIES (last PES13 Save) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/olxo6ouercxtrxj/TheCureFor4ChansHeartburn.zip

Special Goalhorns/Closing Anthem

Special Closing Anthem: if /ck/ wins by a clean sheet (no goals received) and Cast-Iron Skillet is the GK [1]

Kits

Home kits. Outfielder then GK respectively

Away kits.

Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/soc/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	???
August, 2011	/tv/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	5-2 W	???
August, 2011	/fit/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	???
August, 2011	/sp/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 (7-6) W	???
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	3-0 L
January 5, 2012	/o/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-0 W	Nachos 15', 61', 90+1' Forcaccia 57'
January 6, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	Nachos 71'
January 7, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-0 L
January 8, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 (4-2) W	Forcaccia 16' Tikka Masala 39'
January 8, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-2 W	Forcaccia 30', 75' Sukiyaki 79'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-0 L
February 25, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	???
March 3, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	???
April 14, 2012	/3/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
April 21, 2012	/n/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Masaokis 6'
June 9, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Nachos 18' Masaokis 63' Pink Himalayan Salt 82'
July 13, 2012	/jp/	Group Stage SC2012	3-3 D	Masaokis 26' Pink Himalayan Salt 42', 48'
July 14, 2012	/co/	Group Stage SC2012	3-2 W	Nachos 6', 61', 88'
July 15, 2012	/tv/	Group Stage SC2012	4-1 L	Nachos 67'
August 19, 2012	/r9k/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Nachos 23', 39', 87'
September 15, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Nachos 8', 65' Pink Himalayan Salt 82', 90+2'
September 22, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Masaokis 23'
December 22, 2012	/b/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Fridge Ketchup 12' Pink Himalayan Salt 55' Nachos 85'
February 9, 2013	/v/	Group Stage WC2013	3-0 L
February 15, 2013	/d/	Group Stage WC2013	4-1 L	Nachos 22' (pen)
February 17, 2013	/hm/	Group Stage WC2013	7-2 L	Nachos 18' Pink Himalayan Salt 68'
April 6, 2013	/vg/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Pink Himalayan Salt 25', 38', 69' Nachos 60'
April 13, 2013	/v/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt 12', 19' Nachos 57'
May 3, 2013	/f/	Group Stage SBC2013	3-2 W	Pink Himalayan Salt 11' Nachos 23', 74'
May 5, 2013	/sci/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-0 L
May 11, 2012	/lit/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-1 D	Nachos 85'
May 18, 2013	/cgl/	Round of 16 SBC2013	2-0 W	Nachos 58', 89'
May 19, 2013	/x/	Quarter Finals SBC2013	3-1 L	Pink Himalayan Salt 60'
July 13, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Nachos 22' (pen)
July 20, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Nachos 68'
August 17, 2013	/pol/	Group Stage SC2013	2-0 W	Nachos 60', 90+1'
August 23, 2013	/sci/	Group Stage SC2013	5-1 W	Nachos 15', 90' Perfect Coffee 19', 34' Pink Himalayan Salt 54'
August 25, 2013	/co/	Group Stage SC2013	3-0 L
August 31, 2013	/trv/	Round of 16 SC2013	4-0 L
September 22, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Nachos 25', 89'
October 5, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Pink Himalayan Salt 19'
January 11, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Pink Himalayan Salt 43', 80' Perfect Coffee 45'
January 12, 2014	/fit/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Nachos 45+' Perfect Coffee 89'
February 15, 2014	/wg/	Group Stage WC2014	3-4 L	Nachos  28' /ck/ Challenge  58' Perfect Coffee  80'
February 21, 2014	/vr/	Group Stage WC2014	3-1 W	Nachos  45+' Pink Himalayan Salt  59' Perfect Coffee  78'
February 23, 2014	/trv/	Group Stage WC2014	2-2 D	Perfect Coffee  50' Pink Himalayan Salt  64'
April 5, 2014	/d/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-1 D	Nachos  51'
April 11, 2014	/tg/	Group Stage SBC2014	2-1 W	Perfect Coffee  32' Nachos  50'
April 13, 2014	/int/	Group Stage SBC2014	4-1 W	Nachos  5', 20', 45+' Perfect Coffee  16'
April 20, 2014	/fit/	Group Stage SBC2014	2-1 W	Nachos  15', 50'
April 26, 2014	/vg/	Round of 16 SBC2014	0-3 L
June 1, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Nachos  4' Perfect Coffee  26'
June 7, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt  14' Nachos  68'
July 18, 2014	/v/	Group Stage SC2014	0-2 L
July 20, 2014	/vg/	Group Stage SC2014	1-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt  44'
July 26, 2014	/h/	Group Stage SC2014	0-1 L
October 18, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Nachos  13'
October 19, 2014	/r9k/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	/ck/ Challenge  59' Nachos  84'
October 25, 2014	/a/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	6-1 W	/ck/ Challenge  6', 65' Nachos  29', 79' Pink Himalayan Salt  23', 40'
November 2, 2014	/out/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-1 L	Irish Stew Autist  73'
November 8, 2014	/vp/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 L	Perfect Coffee  14'
February 13, 2015	/po/	Group Stage WC2015	3-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt  20' /ck/ Challenge  69' Alton Brown  72'
February 15, 2015	/b/	Group Stage WC2015	2-1 W	Nachos 70' (pen), 90+'
February 21, 2014	/hr/	Group Stage WC2015	2-4 L	Nachos  8' Bully My Dick  67'
February 28, 2015	/wsg/	Round of 16 WC2015	3-2 (AET) W	Pink Himalayan Salt  25' Nachos  72' Sriracha  105+'
March 1, 2015	/s/	Quarter Finals WC2015	2-1 W	Pink Himalayan Salt  54' Alton Brown  69'
March 1, 2014	/h/	Semi Finals WC2015	0-1 L
March 1, 2015	/lit/	Third Place Match WC2015	4-1 W	Gordon Ramsay  12' Nachos  18' Perfect Coffee 66', 90+'
August 1, 2015	/m/	Group Stage SC2015	3-1 W	/ck/ Challenge  30' Pink Himalayan Salt 37' Nachos 59'
August 7, 2015	/hr/	Group Stage SC2015	3-2 W	Perfect Coffee  14' Nachos 72', 82'
August 9, 2015	/cm/	Group Stage SC2015	0-3 L
August 15, 2015	/b/	Round of 16 SC2015	4-3 L	Nachos  3', 69' Pink Himalayan Salt  35'

Team History

For earlier history: /ck/ History

2015 4chan Winter Cup

At first, the group stage draw appeared to place /ck/ in a troublesome group, namely because of /b/ (2014 Autumn Babby Cup winners) and /hr/ (2014 Summer Cup finalists). /po/ would be the first opponent, and /ck/ had no trouble in a 3-0 win against them. Up next was /b/, a team that looked strong initially, but fell apart in the second half. A penalty kick was given to /ck/, and Nachos didn't waste it, bringing /ck/ to a 1-1 draw. This was not enough for a hero like Nachos, and he got another goal at the last minute to get a 2-1 win that confirmed /ck/'s qualification to the round of 16, and the 2015 Summer Cup. Suddenly, /ck/ could relax and /hr/ took advantage of the moment in a vital 4-2 win that got /hr/ to take second place in the group.

From here, /ck/ seemed to be on a straight path to glory, with two wins in a row in the knockout rounds. For the first time since the 2012 Winter Cup, /ck/ was in the top 4 of a major 4chan cup. Unfortunately, their offense shot blanks in the semi final against /h/, but regardless of that, /ck/ happily took 3rd place after a strong 4-1 win over /lit/ in the 3rd place playoff.

2015 4chan Summer Cup

Following such a strong performance in the previous cup, /ck/ had some pressure going into this season. In their first match of the season, /m/ tried to win with possession, but their finishing was lackluster in comparison to /ck/'s 10 shots on target as the latter won 3-1. The next match was more even, but /hr/'s defense couldn't cope with /ck/'s offense as they lost 3-2. This result, along with the combination of other matches meant that /ck/ survived the group stage with one match remaining. The team relaxed, but perhaps they got too comfortable in the next two matches. /cm/ suddenly came to life against /ck/ in a shocking 3-0 win for the former, and this just happened to be enough to send /cm/ into the Round of 16. This lead to /hr/ fans claiming that /ck/ threw the match, but there was no proof to that.

Afterwards, /ck/'s offense woke up against /b/, but their defense didn't, and while they were able to score 3 goals in a match again, this wasn't enough against /b/, who won 4-3. This elimination was surprising early for /ck/, and on top of that, /b/ went on to win in their quarterfinals match, making them the first team to break the /ck/ curse.

Rivalries

The Nutrition Derby This cup rivalry began all the way back to the double elimination days of the cup. /ck/ sent /fit/ to the Losers' bracket in the first 4chan cup, and eliminated them in the 2012 Winter Cup. It was not until the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies that /fit/ got their first win ever against /ck/. From then on, the rivalry remained dormant until 2014, where /ck/ defeated /fit/ twice. In the last time they faced each other, /ck/'s win left the /fit/izens very frustrated, as /fit/ had 4 (four) times the shots that /ck/ had, and still lost 2-1.

4-1-1

Goal Scorers

Player	Goals
Nachos	56*
Pink Himalayan Salt	29
Perfect Coffee	14
/ck/ Challenge	7
Masaokis	4
Forcaccia**	4
Alton Brown	2
Irish Stew Autist	1
Sriracha	1
Gordon Ramsay	1
Fridge Ketchup	1
Sukiyaki**	1
Tikka Masala**	1

(*)Nachos obtained the golden boot in the 2011 4chan Summer Cup, however, since all the records of the cup are lost, there is no way to know how many goals he scored in that competition
(**)Retired players

Honors

• 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Runner-up
• 2012 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place
• 2015 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place

Individual Honors

• 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Nachos - Golden Boot
• 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Alton Brown - 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup All Stars

Awards

• 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Dressed
• 2015 4chan Winter Cup: Best Dressed

Trivia

• The /ck/ curse: If you beat /ck/ in a knockout round match, you lose the next match. The curse began at the 2012 Winter Cup, here are the victims of said curse:
  • /sp/ twice in the 2012 Winter Cup
  • /x/ in the 2013 Spring Babby Cup
  • /trv/ in the 2013 Summer Cup
  • /vg/ in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup
  • /vp/ in the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup
  • /h/ in the 2015 Winter Cup
  • This curse was broken by /b/ in the 2015 Summer Cup

• /ck/ was the only team to play /trv/ and not be defeated when they won the 2014 Winter cup.

• So far, /ck/ is the only team that has a special anthem for a goalkeeper and that has been played in two cups.

• /ck/ has finished in the top 3 of elite cups more than any other team.

• /ck/ has participated in every Elite Cup along with /x/ and /mu/