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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Aulus'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| '''Eternal Anglo'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| Stolen /pol/ meme? Or historical fact? You decide.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Vlad the Implier'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''We wuz kingz'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| n shiet
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''{{greentext|Holy >Roman >Empire}}'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Voltaire's favorite punching bag.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Failed /g/ Project'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Napoleon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:tox.jpg|250px]]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| /g/ has a number of failed projects, but of special note is [http://tox.im/ Tox]. <br>Example Tox User:<br>"Hey Anon, can I have your cell number?" <br>"Nah, I don't carry around government tracking devices 24/7. You can add me on TOX. My ID is EF8BB17FBA75CE1BC4E42E784CF813D5B481CA8654B7BE848A0F456D603E6004E6870A1428D4." <br>"T-Thanks..."
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Star of the hit game Atilla: Total War
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Audiophiles'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Mongolian Horse Archer'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:audiophiles.jpg|250px]]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Typical audiophile. Note the obsession for overpriced placebo electronics.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| He will fuck your shit up
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''No Time for Love'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Bismarck'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:no_time_for_love.jpg|250px]]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Desktop Thread
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| I must unite the German peoples under one flag
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Install Gentoo [[File:Captain.png]]'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Diogenes[[File:Captain.png]]'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:install_gentoo.jpg|250px]]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| "Hey /g/, what distro should I install?"
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| The most 4chan philosopher ever. Spent his days yelling at strangers, fapping, and telling Alexander the great to gtfo my sunlight normalfag.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Common Sense'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Instead of bothering /g/, why don't you try to use a little Common Sense™, now completely free and libre!
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Free Software'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Free as in "freedom," not free as in "free beer."<br> See: [https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/free-sw.en.html FSF on Free Software].
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''{{greentext|two clocks}}'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| {{greentext|muh minimalism}}<br>An easy way to tell who is or isn't dedicated enough to go full autism on their android homescreen.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Ritchie'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:ritchie.jpg|250px]]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Creator of the C programming laguage and co-creator of the Unix operating system. Rest in Peace dmr.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''SICP'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A legendary book from an introductory programming course at MIT. RIP /prog/.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''FemSF'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''''''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:femsf.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| C+= (pronounced either C-plus-Equality, or See Equality) is a feminist programming language, created to smash the toxic Patriarchy that is inherent in and that permeates all current computer programming languages. [http://github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequality Check it out on Github!]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Steve Jobs'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:steve_jobs.jpg|250px]]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "I'm not glad he's dead, but I'm glad he's gone." -Stallman on the death of Steve Jobs
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Deep Dreaming'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [http://googleresearch.blogspot.com/2015/07/deepdream-code-example-for-visualizing.html Do machines dream?]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Torvalds'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Linus Torvalds - Chief architect of the Linux kernel and creator of git.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''ThinkPad'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:thinkpad.jpg|250px]]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| IBM ThinkPad: Legendary build quality, extensively customizable, and damn sexy. <br>Some users of /g/ will tell you that if it's not ten years old and worth $50, it's not worth using.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''DPT'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| /dpt/ - Daily Programming Thread. What are you working on, /g/?
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Green Is My Pepper'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''''''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Green pepper.png|250px]]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A [http://i.imgur.com/eeq6han.png legendary] green pepper paintbrush that's included by default in the photo editing software GIMP.
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== Notable Retired Players ==
[[Category:Official team rosters|his]]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Teedus'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:teedus.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ7fkLuYPw4 Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts.]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''No Drivers'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:no_drivers.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ATI's drivers had issues. After being cut from the /g/ team No Drivers has found his calling in the [[Formula 4CC|Formula 4CC]].
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Woodscrews'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:woodscrews.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [http://semiaccurate.com/2009/10/01/nvidia-fakes-fermi-boards-gtc/ nVidia demonstrating complete incompetence by using a poorly made fake GPU at a tech conference.]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Ballmer'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Ballmer.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Steve Ballmer, former CEO of Microsoft. Famous for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8To-6VIJZRE DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS].
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Terrorist Watch'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:terrorist_watch.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Also known as the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F-91W Casio F-91W], /g/ loves this watch for being durable, reliable, and dirt cheap. These same features also caught the attention of the expert time-bomb manufacturers of al-Qaeda, leading it to be determined as 'the sign of al-Qaeda' and a contributing factor to continued detention of prisoners by the analysts stationed at Guantánamo Bay. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F-91W#Claimed_use_in_terrorism]
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[[Category:Official team rosters|g]]

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Main Roster

Starters

Position No. Name Image Description
GK 31 Christian Dark Ages >implying they existed
CB 5 Gaius Pompeii bros4lyfe
CB 75 Aulus Pompeii bros4lyfe
LB 11 Eternal Anglo Stolen /pol/ meme? Or historical fact? You decide.
RB 6 Vlad the Implier >implying implications
DMF 27 We wuz kingz n shiet
CMF 7 >Holy >Roman >Empire Voltaire's favorite punching bag.
CMF 26 Napoleon Star of the hit game Atilla: Total War
SS 19 Mongolian Horse Archer He will fuck your shit up
SS 9 Bismarck I must unite the German peoples under one flag
CF 10 DiogenesCaptain.png The most 4chan philosopher ever. Spent his days yelling at strangers, fapping, and telling Alexander the great to gtfo my sunlight normalfag.

Substitutes

Position No. Name Image Description
GK 22 ' [
GK 18 '
CB 25 '
CB 66 '
CB 34 '
CB 23 '
CB 8 '
DMF 21 '
DMF 3 '
DMF 95 ' I
CMF 33 '
CMF 77 '
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