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The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up at El Monumental. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to their fapping addiction.
2016 Winter Unfriendlies Export
- Temporary Kits
- Meme Tactics
- Instructions: Fuild formation OFF; sub fullbacks at 65'.
2015 Autumn Cup Export
Roster
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Formations
Will appear eventually.
Rivalries
The Beta Bowl U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers... |
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The Alpha-Beta Derby Throughout much of the cup's history, this was a dormant rivalry because these teams never faced each other. This rivalry came to life when the /fit/izens and Arcanines met in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and the fucking normies of /fit/ won 2-1. |
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Cup History
- For earlier history: /r9k/ History
REEEEEEEEEEEEE: 2015 Spring Babby Cup
In this Babby Cup, /r9k/ got drawn with none other than /fit/ in the group stage. For the first time, the betas could face the supposed alphas of 4chan.
Before that, however, /x/ tried to spook /r9k/ and failed, losing 2-1 to the Robots. Kissless Virgin played his heart out for the team in this match, and kept doing so throughout /r9k/'s matches, scoring in every match /r9k/ played. His efforts were not enough against /fit/, who defeated /r9k/ 2-1. Fans were not pleased with this loss.
Kissless Virgin and Sadfrog looked like a deadly duo once again as /r9k/ beat /out/ 2-1. Unlike the last Babby Cup where the Arcanines started with two losses and lost hope early, there was actually some faith in the team as the fourth group stage match was approaching. Unfortunately, the Robots spilled their spaghetti against /vp/, with Miror B scoring 5 (five) goals. Fans hadn't seen spaghetti being spilled like this since /r9k/ lost to /wg/ in the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup final.
The Beta Uprising Finally Begins: 2015 Autumn Babby Cup
After getting some heat from fans due to poor handling of the team roster poll and the bad use of fluid formations, Shuckle was on thin ice going into this cup. It was time for the Robots to either get promoted or find another manager, and the group stage draw didn't seem to be kind for them. Group B put /r9k/ with only one apparently easy side (/y/) and the others all seemed to be around /r9k/'s level or above them.
In a slow match where the Arcanines practiced their usual possession game, /m/ was very shy and only took 1 shot in each half, so /r9k/ had little trouble as they won 1-0 against the once mighty /m/. The Robots once again slowed the match down when facing /i/, but this backfired since /i/ hit them with great efficiency on counter attacks and got a 2-2 draw in the end. Following that disappointment, /y/ got desperate after going down 3-0 and tried some wacky tactics. This didn't help them at all and /r9k/ calmnly won 3-0. After these results, /r9k/ was already on top of the group, but had to avoid losing to /an/ in order to qualify for the 2016 Winter Cup. Initially, the match was looking like a 0-0 thriller, but Elliot Rodger proved that you can't dodge the Rodge with a header that won /r9k/ the match 1-0. Rodger also took a punch to the face from the keeper as he got his head on the ball, but was fortunately able to finish the game.
With 10 points in 4 matches, the Robots qualified for a major 4chan Cup for the first time since the 2013 Winter Cup. /pol/ would go on to eliminate /r9k/ from this Babby Cup in the Round of 16.
As a side note, the Robot that filtered unoriginal posts on /r9k/ was activated a day after this cup started. By that point, it was too late to bring Robot9001 back into the team for this season.
Match History
Official Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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February 12, 2012 | /soc/ | 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Unknown |
February 25, 2012 | /adv/ | 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-3 L | Unknown |
March 23, 2012 | /sci/ | 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-1 D | 90+2' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore |
March 24, 2012 | /pol/ | 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-0 L | |
March 25, 2012 | /mlp/ | 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-0 W | 54' Kissless Virgin 80' Robot9001 |
May 12, 2012 | /adv/ | 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 0-2 L | |
May 16, 2012 | /s/ | 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | 78' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore |
June 2, 2012 | /co/ | 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 6-0 L | |
August 19, 2012 | /ck/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-1 L | 78' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore |
September 2, 2012 | /hr/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | 26' Robot9001 |
September 9, 2012 | /cgl/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | 22' Robot9001 |
October 13, 2012 | /u/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-2 W | 31' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore 37' Feito-chan 86' Robot9001 |
October 19, 2012 | /b/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1 W | 6', 67' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore |
October 20, 2012 | /vg/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-2 W | 53', 60' Robot9001 81' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore |
October 21, 2012 | /cm/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 5-0 W | 2', 11', 16' Robot9001 25' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore 77' Sadfrog |
October 21, 2012 | /adv/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-0 W | 3-2 W on penalties |
October 21, 2012 | /tv/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4-2 W | 26', 90+2' Sadfrog 36', 87' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore |
October 21, 2012 | /wg/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-5 L | 25' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore |
December 8, 2012 | /wg/ | 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | 80' Robot9001 |
February 9, 2013 | /sp/ | 2013 4chan Winter Cup | 1-2 L | 82' Shores |
February 15, 2013 | /cm/ | 2013 4chan Winter Cup | 0-4 L | |
February 17, 2013 | /x/ | 2013 4chan Winter Cup | 1-2 L | 87' >tfw no gf |
April 5, 2013 | /diy/ | 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-4 L | 1', 7' Robot9001 |
April 13, 2013 | /c/ | 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-4 L | 34' Robot9001 |
May 4, 2013 | /o/ | 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-3 L | 61' Robot9001 84' >tfw no gf |
May 10, 2013 | /u/ | 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-3 L | |
May 12, 2013 | /mlp/ | 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L | 6' >tfw no gf |
September 28, 2013 | /g/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 0-1 W | 58' Kissless Virgin |
October 5, 2013 | /3/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-3 W | 2' (pen.), 57' Robot9001 90' Sadfrog |
November 16, 2013 | /cgl/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0 W | 38' Chad Thundercock |
November 22, 2013 | /pol/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4-2 L | 6' >tfw no gf 21' Robot9001 |
November 24, 2013 | /s4s/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4-4 D | 2', 67', 77' Robot9001 30' Kissless Virgin |
January 18, 2014 | /hr/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | 47' >tfw no gf 90+' Robot9001 |
January 26, 2014 | /sp/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | 28' Robot9001 44' Kissless Virgin |
April 5, 2014 | /gd/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-0 D | |
April 11, 2014 | /g/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-0 D | |
April 12, 2014 | /ic/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-0 L | |
April 18, 2014 | /3/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W | 9' Sadfrog 74' Kissless Virgin |
May 30, 2014 | /mu/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | 27' Robot9001 |
June 1, 2014 | /sci/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | 42' Sadfrog |
October 18, 2014 | /a/ | 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-4 L | 85' Sadfrog 90+' Elliot Rodger |
October 19, 2014 | /ck/ | 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-2 L | 24' Sadfrog |
October 25, 2014 | /out/ | 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0 W | 44' Sadfrog |
October 31, 2014 | /n/ | 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-2 L | |
April 24, 2015 | /x/ | 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W | 45+' Kissless Virgin 73' Sadfrog |
April 26, 2015 | /fit/ | 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L | 31' Kissless Virgin |
May 8, 2015 | /out/ | 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W | 26' Kissless Virgin 66' Sadfrog |
May 9, 2015 | /vp/ | 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-5 L | 35' Kissless Virgin 43' >tfw no gf |
October 23, 2015 | /m/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0 W | 32' Sadfrog |
October 25, 2015 | /i/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-2 D | 45+', 61' Elliot Rodger |
October 30, 2015 | /y/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-3 W | 3' Sadfrog 17' Elliot Rodger 58' Spaghetti |
November 1, 2015 | /an/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0 W | 61' Elliot Rodger |
November 14, 2015 | /pol/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-2 L | 3' Elliot Rodger |
Unofficial Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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March 16, 2013 | /m/ | Cup Finalists Cup | 3-1 W | 39' Sadfrog 55' Normalfag 60' Robot9001 |
March 16, 2013 | /3/ | Cup Finalists Cup | 4-3 L | 14' Robot9001 17', 44' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore |
March 16, 2013 | /sp/ | Cup Finalists Cup | 1-2 L | 41' Robot9001 |
September 13, 2014 | /sp/ | Ved's 1.04 Test Cup | 2-1 W | 41' >tfw no gf 80' Sadfrog |
September 14, 2014 | /hm/ | Ved's 1.04 Test Cup | 0-2 W | 74' Spaghetti 89' Sadfrog |
September 14, 2014 | /pol/ | Ved's 1.04 Test Cup | 2-1 W | 27', 71' >tfw no gf |
September 14, 2014 | /y/ | Ved's 1.04 Test Cup | 2-3 L | 78' >tfw no gf 82' Kissless Virgin |
November 28, 2014 | /diy/ | Thanksgiving Bowl | 1-0 W | 4' Kissless Virgin |
November 29, 2014 | /u/ | Thanksgiving Bowl | 1-3 L | 34' Sadfrog |
January 17, 2015 | /pol/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | 13' >tfw no gf |
January 23, 2015 | /biz/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-1 L | 78' Elliot Rodger |
July 7, 2015 | /h/ | 1.12 Memorial Cup | 2-1 W | 35' Autoblow 2 41' Wojak |
July 8, 2015 | /w/ | 1.12 Memorial Cup | 0-1 L | |
July 10, 2015 | /s4s/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 0-1 L | |
July 18, 2015 | /soc/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | REEEEEEEEEEEEEE 30', 52' |
August 21, 2015 | /cgl/ | Lark's Madness | 1-0 L |
Team Records
All official matches since the 2012 Spring Babby Cup are counted here.
Goalscorer Table
Pic | Player | Goals |
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Robot9001 | 23 | |
Japanese Lettuce Hardcore | 11 | |
Sadfrog | 13 | |
Kissless Virgin | 9 | |
>tfw no gf | 6 | |
Elliot Rodger | 5 | |
Chad Thundercock | 1 | |
Shores | 1 | |
Spaghetti | 1 |
Most Goals In A Match
Player | Goals | Opponent | Competition |
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Robot9001 | 3 | /cm/ | 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
Robot9001 | 3 | /s4s/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
Top 5 Attendances
Viewers | Opponent | Competition |
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1410 | /sp/ | 2013 4chan Winter Cup |
1253 | /x/ | 2013 4chan Winter Cup |
935 | /i/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
908 | /out/ | 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
892 | /an/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
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