/r9k/

/r9k/
>tfw no gf ;_;
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
Founded c. Winter 2011-2012 IRL manager Shuckle !!QKW7kiLRIvE Team colors Chat color 480008 Maroon Ranking 49 ( 7) Highest rank 18 (October, 2012) Lowest rank 56 (November, 2014) Top scorer Robot9001 (23) Top assister (N/A) Captain >tfwnogf Website /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Nickname The Neckbears, Arcanines, Robots
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 17 9 21 47 36.17%
GF GA GD 70 93 -23
Biggest win /r9k/  5–0  /cm/ 21 October, 2012 Biggest defeat /r9k/  0–6  /co/ 2 June 2012 First match /r9k/  1–1  /soc/ 12 February, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 1 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 24th, 2013 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 8 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup) Best result 2nd, 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem That feel when no girlfriend (Temporary) Goal horn Grand Finale - Forever Alone feat. Alex Theesfield tfwnogf Goal horn >tfw no gf Spaghetti Goal horn Mom's Spaghetti Victory Anthem CRAWLIN'
Kits
Home kit

The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up at El Monumental. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to their fapping addiction.

2016 Winter Unfriendlies Export

• Temporary Kits
• Meme Tactics
• Instructions: Fluid formation OFF; sub fullbacks at 65'.

2015 Autumn Cup Export

• Aesthetic Export
• Tactical Export

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK White Knight 2   LB Beta as Fuck 3   CB Poop Jug 4   CB Forever Alone 30   RB Wizard 6   DMF >tfw no gf 5   CMF Neckbeard 7   AMF Kissless Virgin 8   SS Sadfrog 9   SS Chris Mercer 22   CF Elliot Rodger

No. Position Player 12   GK Eggman 13   GK Gentle Femdom 14   LB Innocent Pedo 19   LB Gay Weeaboo 17   CB Misogynist 15   CB Stacy 16   RB Normie 18   RB Prime Teen Pussy 20   CMF Pee Pee Poo Poo 21   CMF Greentext 11   AMF Spaghetti 10   AMF Chad

Formations

Will appear eventually.

Rivalries

The Beta Bowl U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...

1-0-2

The Alpha-Beta Derby Throughout much of the cup's history, this was a dormant rivalry because these teams never faced each other. This rivalry came to life when the /fit/izens and Arcanines met in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and the fucking normies of /fit/ won 2-1.

0-0-1

Cup History

For earlier history: /r9k/ History

REEEEEEEEEEEEE: 2015 Spring Babby Cup

In this Babby Cup, /r9k/ got drawn with none other than /fit/ in the group stage. For the first time, the betas could face the supposed alphas of 4chan.

Before that, however, /x/ tried to spook /r9k/ and failed, losing 2-1 to the Robots. Kissless Virgin played his heart out for the team in this match, and kept doing so throughout /r9k/'s matches, scoring in every match /r9k/ played. His efforts were not enough against /fit/, who defeated /r9k/ 2-1. Fans were not pleased with this loss.

Kissless Virgin and Sadfrog looked like a deadly duo once again as /r9k/ beat /out/ 2-1. Unlike the last Babby Cup where the Arcanines started with two losses and lost hope early, there was actually some faith in the team as the fourth group stage match was approaching. Unfortunately, the Robots spilled their spaghetti against /vp/, with Miror B scoring 5 (five) goals. Fans hadn't seen spaghetti being spilled like this since /r9k/ lost to /wg/ in the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup final.

The Beta Uprising Finally Begins: 2015 Autumn Babby Cup

The punch to the face that ended a 3 year wait for another elite cup.

After getting some heat from fans due to poor handling of the team roster poll and the bad use of fluid formations, Shuckle was on thin ice going into this cup. It was time for the Robots to either get promoted or find another manager, and the group stage draw didn't seem to be kind for them. Group B put /r9k/ with only one apparently easy side (/y/) and the others all seemed to be around /r9k/'s level or above them.

In a slow match where the Arcanines practiced their usual possession game, /m/ was very shy and only took 1 shot in each half, so /r9k/ had little trouble as they won 1-0 against the once mighty /m/. The Robots once again slowed the match down when facing /i/, but this backfired since /i/ hit them with great efficiency on counter attacks and got a 2-2 draw in the end. Following that disappointment, /y/ got desperate after going down 3-0 and tried some wacky tactics. This didn't help them at all and /r9k/ calmnly won 3-0. After these results, /r9k/ was already on top of the group, but had to avoid losing to /an/ in order to qualify for the 2016 Winter Cup. Initially, the match was looking like a 0-0 thriller, but Elliot Rodger proved that you can't dodge the Rodge with a header that won /r9k/ the match 1-0. Rodger also took a punch to the face from the keeper as he got his head on the ball, but was fortunately able to finish the game.

With 10 points in 4 matches, the Robots qualified for a major 4chan Cup for the first time since the 2013 Winter Cup. /pol/ would go on to eliminate /r9k/ from this Babby Cup in the Round of 16.

As a side note, the Robot that filtered unoriginal posts on /r9k/ was activated a day after this cup started. By that point, it was too late to bring Robot9001 back into the team for this season.

Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 12, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Unknown
February 25, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Unknown
March 23, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	90+2' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
March 24, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-0 L
March 25, 2012	/mlp/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	54' Kissless Virgin  80' Robot9001
May 12, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
May 16, 2012	/s/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	78' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
June 2, 2012	/co/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	6-0 L
August 19, 2012	/ck/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	78' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
September 2, 2012	/hr/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	26' Robot9001
September 9, 2012	/cgl/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	22' Robot9001
October 13, 2012	/u/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	31' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore  37' Feito-chan  86' Robot9001
October 19, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	6', 67' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
October 20, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	53', 60' Robot9001  81' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
October 21, 2012	/cm/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-0 W	2', 11', 16' Robot9001  25' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore  77' Sadfrog
October 21, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 W	3-2 W on penalties
October 21, 2012	/tv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-2 W	26', 90+2' Sadfrog  36', 87' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
October 21, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-5 L	25' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
December 8, 2012	/wg/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	80' Robot9001
February 9, 2013	/sp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	1-2 L	82' Shores
February 15, 2013	/cm/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	0-4 L
February 17, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	1-2 L	87' >tfw no gf
April 5, 2013	/diy/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-4 L	1', 7' Robot9001
April 13, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-4 L	34' Robot9001
May 4, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	61' Robot9001  84' >tfw no gf
May 10, 2013	/u/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
May 12, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	6' >tfw no gf
September 28, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 W	58' Kissless Virgin
October 5, 2013	/3/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 W	2' (pen.), 57' Robot9001  90' Sadfrog
November 16, 2013	/cgl/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	38' Chad Thundercock
November 22, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-2 L	6' >tfw no gf  21' Robot9001
November 24, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-4 D	2', 67', 77' Robot9001  30' Kissless Virgin
January 18, 2014	/hr/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	47' >tfw no gf  90+' Robot9001
January 26, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	28' Robot9001  44' Kissless Virgin
April 5, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-0 D
April 11, 2014	/g/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-0 D
April 12, 2014	/ic/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 L
April 18, 2014	/3/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	9' Sadfrog  74' Kissless Virgin
May 30, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	27' Robot9001
June 1, 2014	/sci/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	42' Sadfrog
October 18, 2014	/a/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-4 L	85' Sadfrog  90+' Elliot Rodger
October 19, 2014	/ck/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	24' Sadfrog
October 25, 2014	/out/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	44' Sadfrog
October 31, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-2 L
April 24, 2015	/x/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	45+' Kissless Virgin  73' Sadfrog
April 26, 2015	/fit/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	31' Kissless Virgin
May 8, 2015	/out/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	26' Kissless Virgin  66' Sadfrog
May 9, 2015	/vp/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-5 L	35' Kissless Virgin  43' >tfw no gf
October 23, 2015	/m/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	32' Sadfrog
October 25, 2015	/i/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-2 D	45+', 61' Elliot Rodger
October 30, 2015	/y/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 W	3' Sadfrog  17' Elliot Rodger  58' Spaghetti
November 1, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	61' Elliot Rodger
November 14, 2015	/pol/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	3' Elliot Rodger

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02013-03-16March 16, 2013	/m/	Cup Finalists Cup	3-1 W	39' Sadfrog  55' Normalfag  60' Robot9001
02013-03-16March 16, 2013	/3/	Cup Finalists Cup	4-3 L	14' Robot9001  17', 44' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
02013-03-16March 16, 2013	/sp/	Cup Finalists Cup	1-2 L	41' Robot9001
02014-09-13September 13, 2014	/sp/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup	2-1 W	41' >tfw no gf  80' Sadfrog
02014-09-14September 14, 2014	/hm/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup	0-2 W	74' Spaghetti  89' Sadfrog
02014-09-14September 14, 2014	/pol/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup	2-1 W	27', 71' >tfw no gf
02014-09-14September 14, 2014	/y/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup	2-3 L	78' >tfw no gf  82' Kissless Virgin
02014-11-28November 28, 2014	/diy/	Thanksgiving Bowl	1-0 W	4' Kissless Virgin
02014-11-29November 29, 2014	/u/	Thanksgiving Bowl	1-3 L	34' Sadfrog
02015-01-17January 17, 2015	/pol/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	13' >tfw no gf
02015-01-23January 23, 2015	/biz/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	78' Elliot Rodger
02015-07-07July 7, 2015	/h/	1.12 Memorial Cup	2-1 W	35' Autoblow 2  41' Wojak
02015-07-08July 8, 2015	/w/	1.12 Memorial Cup	0-1 L
02015-07-10July 10, 2015	/s4s/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
02015-07-18July 18, 2015	/soc/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	REEEEEEEEEEEEEE  30', 52'
02015-08-21August 21, 2015	/cgl/	Lark's Madness	1-0 L

Team Records

All official matches since the 2012 Spring Babby Cup are counted here.

Goalscorer Table

Pic	Player	Goals
	Robot9001	23
	Japanese Lettuce Hardcore	11
	Sadfrog	13
	Kissless Virgin	9
	>tfw no gf	6
	Elliot Rodger	5
	Chad Thundercock	1
	Shores	1
	Spaghetti	1

Most Goals In A Match

Player	Goals	Opponent	Competition
Robot9001	3	/cm/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Robot9001	3	/s4s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Top 5 Attendances

Viewers	Opponent	Competition
1410	/sp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup
1253	/x/	2013 4chan Winter Cup
935	/i/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
908	/out/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
892	/an/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup