/f/

This team is out of date! / BORIS, DON'T YOU FUCKING IGNORE THIS. The most recent changes made to this team (whether they were related to the formation, players or mentality), weren't shown in their latest official game. Boris should add/remove these things by the next time this team plays in order to avoid butthurt. Reason: Roster inconsistent with front page. (Added on 3-01-2014)

/f/
When I think /f/, I think quality.
/f/ - Flash
Founded July 2012 IRL manager Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke Team colors Chat color 009966 Da Hood Green Ranking 35 Highest rank 26 (April, 2012) Lowest rank 35 (July, 2012) Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain N/A Website /f/ - Flash Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 17 3 11 31 54.84%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /f/  10–0  /wg/ 9 September 2012 Biggest defeat /sci/  4–1  /f/ 13 October,2012 First match /f/  2–2  /an/ 23 March 2012
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Rhythm Heaven Remix 10 Goal horn F.O.E - IOSYS
Kits

/f/ is the flash board that nobody gives a shit about because everything is 5 years old repost, and didn't have a team so I ripped off half of another team page and replaced their shit with ours. Now we have half a half-page.

The goal horn for when Fernando scores Dance of the Manwhore - Fernando [1]
The goal horn when DA HOOD scores is DMX - Where The Hood at [2]

For the 2hu Derby /f/ has a special roster which will have it's own article shortly.

The /f/orced Roster

Main article: /f/ Roster. Current as of November 9th, may still be out of date.

No. Position Player #   GK Segata Sanshiro #   CB Mormon Jesus #   LB Monsquaz #   CB Gardevoir Paizuri #   RB Manticore #   DMF Terry Crews #   CMF Goosehoward #   CMF Zone #   CF DA HOOD [Captain] #   SS Lolicatgirls #   SS Nipaa

No. Position Player #   GK Colin Mochrie #   GK Steamshovel Harry #   CB Shii #   LB Sageman #   RB Fernando #   CB FINAL BOSS #   CB Loituma #   CMF IOSYS #   DMF F.O.E #   CMF WRRRRRY #   CMF Kikkoman #   CF PARTY HARD

Quotes

"This is just crazy."

— Sideless

"An exciting game, I'll give it that."

— Sideless

"Anyone knew we had a flashboard?"

— Sideless

"I'd love for them to qualify for the Summer Cup and make it to the final, that would be great."

— Ganon

"27 shots... haha, that's gotta be a record... that's a record, check if that's a record. Yes! It's a record!"

— Germanbro

"Consider it concrete Ken!"

— Old Man Sou

"You better keep those changes or the only thing concrete will be your feet!"

— Ken Threatening /f/ Manager: Old Man Sou regarding the "temporary" changes for the Touhou Derby

Tactics

/f/ Export: http://www.mediafire.com/download/tyk8lt8bsc6nari/TEXPORT05.bin

Manager's Thoughts on /f/'s performance in the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup

"Everyone is fucking fired."

— Old Man Sou

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 26, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W
March 10, 2012	/y/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W
March 24, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-2 D	DA HOOD  10' ZONE  39'
March 24, 2012	/3/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-1 L	YES YES  61'
March 25, 2012	/d/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-2 D	DA HOOD  25', 61'
April 14, 2012	/ic/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Dancing Street Guys  61'
May 16, 2012	/mlp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
May 26, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
September 9, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	10-0 W	Hoporider  10', 48', 68', 90+1' Da Hood  18', 34', 41', 90+3' Zone  75' There She Is  79'
September 23, 2012	/h/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-4 L	Partyhard  68' DA HOOD  90+1'
September 30, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Nipaa~  28', 45+1' DA HOOD  67', 73'
October 13, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-1 L	DA HOOD  43'
October 13, 2012	/trv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 L
October 19, 2012	/cgl/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-0 W	Da Hood  19', 34', 53' Hoporider  70'
December 15, 2012	/jp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Goosehoward  32' Nipaa  37' F.O.E  78'
April 12, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 L	DA HOOD  10' (pen.) Nipaa  15'
April 14, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	DA HOOD  48' (pen.) Nipaa  63'
May 3, 2013	/ck/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	DA HOOD  34' Nipaa  45+1'
May 5, 2013	/lit/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-1 L
May 11, 2013	/sci/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	Blackbob  68' Nipaa  73'
July 14, 2013	/e/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	DA HOOD  31' Osaka  48'
July 19, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	DA HOOD  4', 54'
August 17, 2013	/trv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	4-1 L	Heap Of Trouble  10'
August 23, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	Nipaa  32'
August 25, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	DA HOOD  35', 85'
September 21, 2013	/b/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	The Most Annoying Popstar In The World  69'
September 28, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	The Most Annoying In The World  36' Nipaa  74'
November 15, 2013	/gd/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	Nipaa  43'
November 17, 2013	/lit/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 W	Da Hood  20', 22' Lolicatgirls  85'
November 23, 2013	/fit/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	Zone  34'
November 30, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 W	DA HOOD  40', 90+'
December 1, 2013	/fa/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 L

Rivalries

While /f/ has many users from many boards we still hate the other boards.

Flash Derby - /f/ vs /mlp/

There is no shortage of hate, love, tolerance, anger, and horsefucking. /f/ hates /mlp/ because their flashes are usually the primary reason /f/ sucks today.

Sauce Bowl - /f/ vs /gif/

A friendly rivalry, both /f/ and /gif/ tend to have plenty of sauce. This is merely of test of who's sauce is superior on this day.

Touhou Derby - /f/ vs /jp/

Another somewhat friendly rivalry, Tuesdays on /f/ just happen to be Touhou Tuesday and /jp/ comes out to hang with the /f/ellas. The unoffical anthem of the game is BOUNCINGTOUHOUS.swf for this game /f/ uses a special roster and tactics. Used to be we had a special goal horn for it but some liked it so much it was moved to default goal horn.