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Goalkeepers

Pos.	Picture	Name	Description	Number	Cups Played/Position Played
GK		Airport General Mark IX X	The longest standing player of /n/ and now in his 9th 10th edition. Where the richer folk of /n/ come to burn cash on going to airports for the thrill of seeing a terminal.	9 10
					GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK
GK		Baconrider	When not trekking through the American countryside, /n/'s most lovable paraplegic tripfag guards the goal from his handbike.	91
					GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK

Defenders

Pos.	Picture	Name	Description	Number	Cups Played/Position Played
CB		Old Steel 10 Speed	The go to bike for dumb shits who don't understand that bikes are highly specialised pieces of equiptment	10
					CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB
CB		FRED	To put it simply, I'm better than you. Get the fuck off my road you fucking scrublord. Follow the rules of the road or we're not gonna have a good time cycling on the road. On the road man. THE ROAD.	6
					N/A	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB
LB		Cager Rage	If you've ever needed to fight off a hoard of angry jews with a mexican stranger, you'll understand	5
					DMF	DMF	DMF	DMF	LB	LB	LB
RB		Tram	Trams. Mother natures most beautiful creature. Found roaming around several major cities, they are known for their habituation to the human populace, often carrying them around for seemingly no cost. LRT's, their sister clade, have been known to share similar behavioural traits with the inner city trams. Sometimes, natures most beautiful creatures are the ones closest to home.	4
					N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	RB
CB		Bullet Trains	Will run you down as fast as a...no, that joke's too easy	1
					CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB
CB		90's Rigid MTB	Replace your OTS or your fixie with a 90's Rigid MTB with slicks. All the cool kids are doing it.	11
					N/A	N/A	N/A	LB	CB	CB	CB
CB		Free Wheel No Brakes	I can't work in an office. I don't like wearing suits. I like to ride. Fixed gear, steel frame, no brakes. The bike cannot coast. The pedals never stop turning. Can't stop. Don't want to either. There are 1,500 bike messengers on the streets of New York City. You can e-mail it, FedEx it, fax it, scan it, but when none of that shit works and this thing has to be at that place by this time, you need us.	3
					N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	CB
LB		Velomobile	Je moet Nederlands zijn om een Velomobile te mogen hebben.	12
					N/A	RB	RB	RB	LB	LB	LB
RB		Slam That Stem	We have to go deeper	8
					RB	RB	RB	LB	RB	RB	RB

Midfielders

Pos.	Picture	Name	Description	Number	Cups Played/Position Played
DMF		Forever Shinkansen	Every day I listen to my heart. RIP Shinkansen, your gets live on.	52
					CMF	DMF	DMF	DMF	DMF	DMF	DMF
CMF		F40PH	Despite it's origins on /b/, F40PH maintains a firm foothold in /n/ history. Not only for it's anti-furry fridays, but because it's responsible for possibly the only sticky /n/ ever has and ever will have. Thanks mods!	40
					AMF	AMF	CMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	CMF
CMF		Bepsi	So I went to WacDonalds and asked for a Bepsi, but they gave me a Cole instead. I thought I asked for a Bepsi. What's the deal with that? This kind of mistrust is why we only drink Pocari Sweat in these parts.	2
					N/A	CMF	CMF	AMF	CF	AMF	CMF
AMF		I Like Trains	He like trains.	18
					SS	SS	SS	AMF	AMF	SS	AMF
DMF		Monster Thighs	/fit/ will tell you not to skip leg day. On /n/, every day is leg day. Every day	7
					DMF	DMF	CB	DMF	DMF	DMF	DMF
CMF		Live From Prague	If you want to get comfy, you can join /n/ on a tour of Prague. Every day the Prague tram system opens its doors with its railcam on the roof, allowing folks from all over the world to enjoy a comfy tram ride around slavland.	99
					N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	CMF
CMF		Steel Is Reel	Carbon fibre getting BTFO. Enjoy getting shards of cancer in your ass when your bike shatters. I'll be here on my superior steel frame you fucking hipster fred nerd.	22
					N/A	N/A	N/A	DMF	CMF	DMF	CMF
CMF		/o/ Here Fuck You	"Hey, I just thought I'd go out of my way to come to your board that I quite frankly despise, open this specific thread and seek you, yes, you out just to tell you that you are, in fact, a faggot. Bait? What's that?"	50
					N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	CMF

Attackers

Pos.	Picture	Name	Description	Number	Cups Played/Position Played
SS		Blimp Train	Unquestionably the most practical and economic form of transportation. One of /n/'s many innovative business schemes.	20
					LB	LB	LB	LB	CMF	DMF	SS
SS		Hipster Fixie	Some men enjoy the simple pleasures in life. Others enjoy riding a fixed gear bike through heavy traffic because "it's what mother nature wants, man". He doesn't get on well with most of the team and is often seen deeming training as "too mainstream". Preferred formation is a 1-2-6-1. 2deep4u.	21
					CF	AMF	AMF	AMF	DMF	AMF	SS
SS		Tite Gapz	Motherfucking tite gapz are what makes a bike a 10/10. What's even the point of owning a bike if you aren't salmoning through oncoming traffic? Fucking git gud and saw off your handlebars you casual scrub.	77
					AMF	CF	CF	CF	SS	CF	SS
SS		Trap Ass Pussy	Yowamushi Pedal is an anime about girly shota homosexuals in tight lycra chasing eachothers asses. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.	14
					N/A	CMF	DMF	CF	AMF	CMF	SS

Former Players

Pos.	Picture	Name	Description	Number	Cups Played/Position Played
		Fucking Bikefags	"I talked about trains once and it was awful" - Bikefags, every single day since 2010	99
					GK	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
		Sea Coffin	Francesco Schettino is a gentleman of high standards. He enjoys his boats like his whisky: On the rocks	12
					CB	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
		/gag/	General Aviation General is where the aspiring pilots of /n/ go to talk about their experiences of pilot's school and how even the dumbest of fucks can probably get in if you're rich enough	2
					CB	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
		H A R D C O R E	Have you ever biked up a mountain in the snow with a headwind for at least 3 hours? If so, you are H A R D C O R E	4
					CB	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
		Yowamushi Pedal	Pathetic weeaboo, angsty shotacon, generic husbando, macho man, fat fuck and fuccboi do gay shit and win bike races singing for the princess. Quite simply the greatest anime of all time. Was split into 2 different reps for the 2014 Winter Cup; Bepsi and Trap Ass Pussy	28
					RB	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
		High Roller	The latest addition to the Innovatio/n/ series of transport is the High Roller. A bike so extreme that manufacturers don't deem themselves worthy enough to produce it.	6
					DMF	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
		Craigslist	Contracted for $100. Only been "used" for "six months" beforehand. In "pristine condition".	15
					CMF	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
		Lufthansa Slaveship	Feel like your commercial airlines are lacking in style? Tired of being cramped up in a sitting position on a stuffy airline? Feel nostalgia towards your ancestors being kidnapped and forced in to American coffin ships? Lufthansa has teamed up with a crack team of engineers to design not only the most comfortable people carrier, but also the most cost efficient, AND with the highest fatality rate! Lufthansa, there's no better way to fly.	4
					N/A	CB	CB	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
		American O	The O-Gauge is the be all and end all of Model Trains. An American O-Gauge? Well that's just the most god damned patriotic thing I've ever seen in my life. God Bless America.	11
					N/A	CB	LB	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
		Pilots License	Pilot's License is the ultimate goal for the many aspiring pilots of /n/ and the easiest way to win a dickwaving contest if daddy's millions of dollars doesn't work.	22
					CB	GK	DMF	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
		Strava	/n/'s Forever Shinkansen group on Strava is where cycling contest are held between /n/thusiasts. Endurance, speed and climb are all taken in to account as /n/ pretends they're anywhere close to a professional level	3
					RB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	N/A
		Milwaukee Road	Milwaukee Road Autist, Thu 28 May 2015, 09:42:01 No.823938 It's a conspiracy I tell you. A damned conspiracy. The Amtrak executives felt threatened. The electrified rails were going to take over America. It was revolutionary! They feared the Milwaukee Road. They pushed it away. They de-electrified it. It's the biggest mistake in American transport history and you can't say otherwise. I'm an expert at this. N-no... i-it wasn't because passenger numbers were decreasing... it was a conspiracy...	4
					N/A	N/A	N/A	CB	CB	CB	N/A
		Unifliz	Affordable, Efficient, Environmentally Friendly. The unifliz is revolutionary to the world of transport.	99
					N/A	LB	CMF	CMF	RB	RB	N/A
		Fuck The Police	Cycling laws? Nope. Yielding? Fuck that. Cycling on the sidewalk? Who cares. Fuck that shit I do what I want. I'm a cyclist, whatchya gonna do about it?	50
					CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	N/A