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/his/

We Didn't Start the Fire

/his/ - History & Humanities

Founded

October 31, 2015

Owner

Voltaire

IRL manager

Marquis !!0/P6ecQ6SSx

Team colors

Chat color

FCD405
Holy Roman Yellow

Ranking

56 (

)

Highest rank

56 (April 17, 2016)

Lowest rank

()

Top scorer

>Holy>Roman>Empire (11)

Top assister

Napoleon (4)

Captain

>Holy>Roman>Empire

Website

/his/ - History & Humanities

Nickname

/his/torians
The Glorified Cheerleaders

Historic performance

2	0	3			5				40%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
14	12	+2

Biggest win
/v/	1–4	/his/
April 15, 2016

Biggest defeat
/his/	1–3	/toy/
April 17, 2016

First match
/v/	1–4	/his/
April 15, 2016

Elite Cup
Appearances	0 (First in Never)
Best result	,
Babby Cup
Appearances	1 (First in Spring 2016)
Best result	TBD,

Team music

Anthem	Die Kaiserhymne (Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser)
Victory Anthem	1812 Overture (Finale)

Goal horn	We Didn't Start the Fire
Mongolian Horse Archer Goalhorn	Khuleg Baatar
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goalhorn	Schei-wi-dei-wi-du

Kits

Home kit
Away kit

Not long after the great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan, the anons of this new board came together to form themselves a team to represent them in the 4chan Cup. After having advanced from the 2016 4chan Spring Fetus, the fans of /his/ are in high anticipation to succeed in the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

Exports

2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Aesthetic Export for Spring 2016 || Tactical Export for Spring 2016 || Music Export

Roster

Main Article: /his/ roster

No.

Position

Player

10

	GK

Christian Dark Ages

7

	CB

Gaius

9

	CB

Aulus

14

	CB

#TRENCHFOOT

31

	DMF

Carl von Clausewitz (Glorifed Cheerleader)

4

	DMF

Diogenes

94

	AMF

Mongolian Horse Archer

96

	AMF

Vlad the Implier

3

	SS

Bismarck

89

	SS

Napoleon

71

	CF

>Holy>Roman>Empire

No.

Position

Player

12

	GK

Great Wall of China

13

	GK

Julius Caesar

22

	CB

>spooks

15

	CB

Muh Legions

16

	CB

Finnic Jedi Knights

17

	DMF

Ancient Finnish God Emperor

18

	DMF

GAULED

19

	DMF

Charlememe

21

	AMF

Black Hannibal

25

	AMF

Shitposting Cossack

24

	AMF

Mosley

23

	AMF

Empire for Sale

History

2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers

Founded in Fall 2015, /his/ had their first official match in the 2016 Spring Fetus against the shitposters of /v/. The /v/irgins struck first as a blue hedgehog flew across the field, but >HRE rallied the /his/torians just before the half to tie the game. Then, in a moment of pure spaghetti, the /v/ manager went too far with his meme tactics and sent his team into disarray, which gave >HRE a hat-trick and Bismarck a goal of his own. First match, first hat-trick, first win, 4-1 /his/.

/his/ would also deliver a 4-1 shellacking to /co/, but fall to /toy/ in a disappointing 1-3 loss. In spite of failing to master-race Group B, /his/ would still qualify for the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup as the second best team in the Fetus.

Match Log

Recent & Upcoming Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
May 6, 2016	/lit/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C	5-6 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 44', 45+0', 49', 54', 73'
May 8, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C	0-1 L
May 14, 2016 @ 19:30	/cm/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C	TBD

Previous Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 15, 2016	/v/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1', 56', 73' Bismarck 64'
April 16, 2016	/co/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 17', 66' Bismarck 33' Vlad the Implier 36'
April 17, 2016	/toy/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	1-3 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 64'

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
January 30, 2016	/trash/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	2-3 L	Rasputin's Dick 21' Bismarck 43'

Team Statistics

Goalscorers

Player	Goals	Assists
>Holy>Roman>Empire	11	0
Bismarck	2	3
Vlad the Implier	1	3
Napoleon	0	4
Mongolian Horse Archer	0	2
Carl von Clausewitz	0	1

Goalkeepers

Player	Appearances	Goals Allowed	Saves
Great Wall of China	3	1 / match	6
Christian Dark Ages	1	3 / match	3
Julius Caesar	1	6 / match	3

Rivalries


The Hiro Bowl /trash/ and /his/ are the first two boards added by Hiroshima Nagasaki to have teams in the 4chan Cup. Both teams made their unofficial debut together on January 30, 2016, during the 2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies, when /trash/ defeated /his/ 3-2 in a close match between close teams.
0-0-1


The Spooker Bowl Both boards like dusty old books, but whose are better? In a /his/toric first Babby match, the goals poured in for /lit/ until >HRE fought back to turn what would have been a humiliating defeat into a narrow 5-6 loss.
0-0-1

Gallery

"Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."

— DrBorisG, 2016

>HRE smugly celebrating a goal
Great defense, /otherteam/ :^)
L'capitan dribbling up the pitch
Born to feel
Who /his/ here?

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