/po/

/po/
You can't rush perfection.
/po/ - Papercraft and Origami
Founded March 2012 IRL manager Managers Soryuu !!o16SVJJscF1 SirBaconson !!UMasemWL9wQ Tester foxesh !!QASHICGzjM5 Team colors Chat color E4EDED Paper White Ranking 44 ( 9) Highest rank 21 (September, 2013) Lowest rank 56 (May, 2016) Top scorer 1,000 Cranes (12) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Broken Printer Website /po/ - Papercraft and Origami Nickname the /po/opers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 10 9 19 38 26.32%
GF GA GD 55 75 -20
Biggest win /tv/  0–5  /po/ August 16, 2013 Biggest defeat /po/  0–5  /a/ August 24, 2013 First match /po/  2–5  /an/ March 17, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 3 (First in 2013 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 15th, 2014 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 9 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 9th, 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Lou Christie - Paper Song Goal horn Gorilla Zoe - Paper Alternate goal horn Ted DiBiase & Shane McMahon Mash Up - "Here Comes What It's All About" (When Moneygami scores) Alternate goal horn Mitsabishi - Printer Jam (to be played when Broken Printer scores, start at 0:47)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit

The lonely tundra that is /po/, a strange place that claims to be a haven for papercrafters and origami folders. Amongst the sparse aggressive population are a critically endangered species that is the Builder. Few and far between they carry out a slow and lonely occupation that the imageboard is named for but rarely performs. Even rarer are Designers, practically extinct, their numbers are far below what is needed for viable breeding. They are clever creatures capable of myriad disguises, and they must conceal themselves particularly while among the common populace. This is not simply for their own privacy, it is predominantly the horrifying fact that should their actual type be discovered the loud vicious portion of the inhabitants, better than half their number, descent violently upon the Designer and dispose of them without mercy. This bizarre self destructive dystopia is carefully avoided by the rational communities that lay beyond the borders. A few incautious outsiders have been known to venture within, but often do not survive and are never heard from again.

/po/ figure that victory in the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup will bring the board some much needed traffic and attention, hoping for the return of more Designers to scream at. So they've crafted together a team with the goal of claiming 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup and the 2017 4chan Winter Cup, to prove that they can cut it at the Elite level. Recent endeavours have held /po/ back, however, the management will not give up. It is only a matter of time.

History

/po/ History

1,000 Paper Cranes Later...

Coming undone from an abysmal performance in the previous qualifier, /po/ was looking to fold their way back into form in the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers, only this time there was no elite level team that botched an export to turn the team into a sloppy paper-mâché abomination. This time, 2 new opponents, /t/ and /co/, as well as /y/ were the only teams standing in the way of /po/'s chance to qualify.

The first match of the day was /y/-/po/, and for once, the /y/ defense led by >gold defender Yaranaika held strong against the sneaky setup offense of /po/. A goal at 37' by Ramen Yaoi put the pressure on for /po/ coming into the second half. All seemed lost as the minutes dwindled down to a precious few. But the change to /po/'s offense while making subs began to pay off, and in the 88th minute, 1,000 Cranes recieved the wishes of X-Acto and cut through the defense like a scalpel through butter, and just like that the game was tied. But the game wasn't over for the one man crane army. A crucial steal by >>>/pol/ lead to a miraculous 90+2' blooter by 1,000 Cranes. Suddenly, /po/ found themselves with 3 points instead of 1 to begin the qualifier.

Their second match was against the seemingly permafetus /t/. As /co/ defeated /t/ 3-1, the majority of the chat constantly drew out >/t/ to insult the pira/t/es, and it worked rather well in /po/'s favor. A 42nd minute goal by the trusty scalpel X-Acto gave the first blood to /po/. This would soon be followed by a second /po/ goal just before halftime, after a wild pass was caught by the cranes. The second half started with a /t/ goal by μTorrent, followed by another by Limewire after a /t/ sub came in, and the game became even after a dominant first half. It got even worse when Mixtapes! got into the fray and took the lead away from /po/ to make the game 3-2 for /t/. It looked like /t/ would get their first win in nearly 2 years. That reality would be denied during the 82nd minute. 1,000 Cranes came swooping in again to claim /po/'s 3rd goal of the game, and it would end 3-3.

The fifth match of the day, and /po/'s last, pitted papercrafts against paperbacks, /po/ vs /co/ was supposed to be the match that decided the safety of either team. A draw would have let both of them qualify strangely enough, but it was clear both teams wanted to make a statement coming into this match. However, the match was stopped while scoreless twice due to problems with rigging the game, but the match started with no problems on the third try. With Kregg on commentary, literally anything could happen, including a hat trick before the half by 1,000 Cranes. It was a piece of incredible offense from the crane army, as shot after shot either came close or went straight through the net behind Bueno, while Doom made a goal as well to make the game 3-1 at the half. The /po/ offense slowed down considerably in the second half, but a 4th goal by 1,000 Cranes, and a 2nd by Doom set the game 4-2 at the end.

A double brace by 1,000 Cranes helped /po/ punch their ticket to Autumn.

With 7 points in the group, /po/ had easily qualified. /po/ even controlled who qualified with them as well, as the draw against /t/ wasn't entirely irrelevant to them. Now /po/ can rest easy, make some preparations and fly into the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup in style.

The One True Rivalry

/i/ - Slow Ass Bowl There has always been a debate as to who was the slower board, /po/ or /i/? The debate been brought into the 4chan Cup when /i/ was formed by a bunch of pathetic weeaboo hobos who have too much time and grease on their hands. They also constitute the most "friendly" board's one and only rivalry, these suckers are low enough to make an enemy out of /po/. Neither board decided to be faster than the other during the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers and their only game was a 3-3 draw. The /po/ team will do all it can to scream at the "designers" of /i/ so that they can sod off to the nearest candy store where they belong, and to prove that mentally unstable papercraft is indeed superior to mentally unstable scribblings and ramblings of a pretentious, homeless twat. Eat shit, /i/. - The current /po/ manager

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Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Cutting Mat 80   CB Sticky When? 36   CB ._._._._._._. 26   CB ------------ 99   DMF >>>/pol/ 23   DMF Template 6   LMF Broken Printer 10   RMF X-Acto 4   AMF Moneygami 8   AMF Paper Plane 9   CF 1000 Cranes

No. Position Player 88   GK Pepakura 2   CB No Progress 66   CB Big Head Mode 25   CB Thick Card Stock 3   LB PDO 50   DMF Showoff Thread 69   DMF Diagram Request 5   RB Graphig 81   CMF Cubecraft 11   CMF Crease Pattern 7   AMF Paper Stars 12   SS Tacky Glue

Match History

Cup Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
March 17, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-5 L	X-Acto  22' Big Head Mode  89'
March 17, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	X-Acto  75'
October 13, 2012	/vp/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Paper Plane  19'
October 13, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	Paper Plane  83'
October 19, 2012	/fa/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	Paper Plane  84'
May 3, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 W	Paper Goat  26', 67' Chapsy  79'
May 5, 2013	/gif/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-2 D	Paper Cut  11' Chapsy  70'
May 11, 2013	/tv/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	Moneygami  16' Paper Plane  81'
May 18, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-3 L	Paper Cut  43'
August 16, 2013	/tv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	5-0 W	Paper Cut  13', 25', 88' Moneygami  32' Paper Plane  43'
August 18, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
August 24, 2013	/a/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	0-5 L
November 15, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-4 L	Chapsy  10'
November 17, 2013	/asp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 L
November 23, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
April 4, 2014	/y/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W video link	Template  20' Chapsy  57'
April 6, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L video link
April 18, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-0 W video link	Chapsy  55' Moneygami 58' Paper Cut  60', 89'
April 19, 2014	/cm/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L video link	Paper Goat  67'
April 26, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L video link	Paper Plane  41' Paper Goat  51'
July 19, 2014	/gif/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-1 D video link	Paper Plane  22'
July 25, 2014	/tg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W video link	Paper Cut  44' Template  90+'
July 27, 2014	/toy/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
August 2, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	Moneygami  34'
February 13, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	0-3 L
February 15, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L
February 21, 2015	/b/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Moneygami  19', 40'
April 25, 2015	/o/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-4 L	Paper Plane  39', 90+'
April 26, 2015	/y/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Paper Plane  8'
May 2, 2015	/adv/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	PDO  88' X-Acto  90+'
April 10, 2015	/cm/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Paper Plane  22'
October 24, 2015	/h/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
October 25, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	1,000 Cranes  19'
November 6, 2015	/trv/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 W	Moneygami  23' X-Acto  69'
November 8, 2015	/wg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-6 L	X-Acto  44'
April 15, 2016	/i/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-3 D	1000 Cranes  26', 45+3' Paper Plane  39'
April 16, 2016	/vg/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-4 L	Graphig  10' 1000 Cranes  35' X-Acto  49'
April 17, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-2 L	Template  32'
October 8, 2016	/y/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-1 W	1000 Cranes  89', 90+2'
October 8, 2016	/t/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-3 D	X-Acto  43' 1,000 Cranes  45+2', 83'
October 8, 2016	/co/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-2 W	1,000 Cranes  15', 23', 44', 74'

Friendly Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 14, 2012	/diy/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-0 L
May 16, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Paper Plane  69'
June 9, 2012	/k/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Paper Plane  67'
September 2, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	X-Acto  88'
September 15, 2012	/lit/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	X-Acto  14'
September 22, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Paper Plane  7', 55' Big Head Mode  79'
December 8, 2012	/ic/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
April 7, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	X-Acto  78'
April 7, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Paper Plane  38' X-Acto  40' Tacky Glue  50' Chapsy  52'
June 7, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	5-2 L	Paper Plane  22' Broken Printer  29'
June 8, 2014	/asp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-2 L

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 25, 2012	/int/	2012 Christmas Cup Round of 16	3-0 W	Paper Plane  2', 17', 90+3'
December 25, 2012	/h/	2012 Christmas Cup Quarterfinals	2-2 W (3-2)	Paper Cut  63', 84'
December 25, 2012	/y/	2012 Christmas Cup Semifinals	2-1 L	Paper Plane  5'
December 25, 2012	/tv/	2012 Christmas Cup Third Place Match	1-1 L (3-5)	Paper Plane  25'
January 17, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
January 17, 2015	/h/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Template  64' WE NEED A STICKY  67'
February 27, 2015	/t/	2015 Winter Loser Ball Quarterfinals	2-1 L	Paper Plane  34'
August 22, 2015	/m/	Lark's Madness	4-1 L	1000 Cranes  25'

Honors

• 2012 Christmas Cup: 4th place

Downloads

Squad and formation

https://mega.nz/#!8pZnQLYS!5h0_BNBnAlD6zF1ETh90XZrfyZ0hDcTJ0uhLt7zlD3M (updated for Autumn)

Aesthetics

https://mega.nz/#!CAcR2BIC!CZiHQDIB2NhHhmQIaYKAFEaE83w9YJCAG4CBERqeHlM (updated for Autumn)