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/his/

We Didn't Start the Fire

/his/ - History & Humanities

Founded

October 31, 2015

Owner

Voltaire

IRL manager

JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP

Crocodile !!pDJrGDlBah8

Team colors

Chat color

FCD405
Holy Roman Yellow

Ranking

40 (

4)

Highest rank

40 (August 22, 2016)

Lowest rank

56 (April 17, 2016)

Top scorer

>Holy>Roman>Empire (13)

Top assister

Bismarck (5)

Captain

>Holy>Roman>Empire

Website

/his/ - History & Humanities

Nickname

/his/torians

Historic performance

3	0	3			6				50%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
17	14	+3

Biggest win
/his/	4–1	/v/
April 15, 2016

Biggest defeat
/his/	1–3	/toy/
April 17, 2016

First match
/his/	4–1	/v/
April 15, 2016

Elite Cup
Appearances	0 (First in Never)
Best result	,
Babby Cup
Appearances	1 (First in Spring 2016)
Best result	21st, Spring 2016

Team music

Anthem	Die Kaiserhymne (Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser)
Victory Anthem	1812 Overture (Finale)

Goal horn	We Didn't Start the Fire
Mongolian Horse Archer Goalhorn	Khuleg Baatar
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goalhorn	Schei-wi-dei-wi-du

Kits

Home kit
Away kit

Not long after the great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan, the anons of this new board came together to form themselves a team to represent them in the 4chan Cup. After a great start in the 2016 Spring Fetus, /his/ qualified for the 2016 Spring Babby Cup but failed to advance. The team hopes to get another shot at making the Elite level in the Autumn Babby.

Exports

2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Aesthetic Export for Autumn 2016 || Tactical Export for Autumn 2016 || Music Export

Roster

Main Article: /his/ roster

No.

Position

Player

10

	GK

Christian Dark Ages

7

	CB

Stalin Did Nothing Wrong

9

	CB

Liberal Professor

14

	CB

#TRENCHFOOT

31

	DMF

Vlad the Implier

4

	DMF

Diogenes

94

	AMF

Mongolian Horse Archer

95

	AMF

Martin Luther

3

	SS

Bismarck

89

	SS

Napoleon

71

	CF

>Holy>Roman>Empire

No.

Position

Player

12

	GK

Great Wall of China

13

	GK

Julius Caesar

22

	CB

>Marxism

15

	CB

Muh Crusades

16

	CB

Anarco-Memeism

17

	DMF

Ancient Finnish God Emperor

18

	DMF

GAULED

19

	DMF

Charlememe

21

	AMF

Spanish Inquisition

25

	AMF

Shitposting Cossack

24

	AMF

Eternal Anglo

23

	AMF

Empire for Sale

History

2016 Spring Campaign

Founded in Fall 2015, /his/ had their first official match in the 2016 Spring Fetus against the shitposters of /v/. The /v/irgins struck first as a blue hedgehog flew across the field, but >HRE rallied the /his/torians just before the half to tie the game. Then, in a moment of pure spaghetti, the /v/ manager went too far with his meme tactics and sent his team into disarray, which gave >HRE a hat-trick and Bismarck a goal of his own. First match, first hat-trick, first win, 4-1 /his/.

/his/ would also deliver a 4-1 shellacking to /co/, but fall to /toy/ in a disappointing 1-3 loss. In spite of failing to master-race Group B, /his/ would still qualify for the Spring Babby as the second best team in the Fetus.

In the Babby Cup, /his/ first faced /lit/ in Group C, where a floundering defense gave up 5 goals before the half. The resolute >HRE refused to give up, however, and proceeded to go on a scoring rampage of 5 goals in 29 minutes. Two miscues from Bismarck and Mosley denied /his/ an equalizer, but the team had turned a 0-5 game into a 5-6 loss.

Scoring was not as plentiful in the match against /o/, where /his/ would be shutout in a 0-1 loss. Fighting to prevent relegation back to the Fetus, /his/ gave it their all against /cm/ for a 3-2 win, cementing a spot in the Autumn Babby Cup.

Match Log

Recent & Upcoming Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result
October 29, 2016 @ 20:00	/p/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	TBD
November 4, 2016 @ 20:30	/int/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	TBD
November 6, 2016 @ 20:00	/wg/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	TBD

Previous Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 15, 2016	/v/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1', 56', 73' Bismarck 64'
April 16, 2016	/co/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 17', 66' Bismarck 33' Vlad the Implier 36'
April 17, 2016	/toy/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	1-3 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 64'
May 6, 2016	/lit/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C	5-6 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 44', 45', 49', 54', 73'
May 8, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C	0-1 L
May 14, 2016	/cm/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C	3-2 W	Bismarck 30' >Holy>Roman>Empire 43', 66'

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
January 30, 2016	/trash/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	2-3 L	Rasputin's Dick 21' Bismarck 43'

Team Statistics

Goalscorers

Who /his/ here?

Player	Goals	Assists
>Holy>Roman>Empire	13	0
Bismarck	3	5
Vlad the Implier	1	3
Napoleon	0	4
Mongolian Horse Archer	0	2
Carl von Clausewitz	0	1
Charlememe	0	1

Goalkeepers

Player	Starts	Goals Allowed	Saves
Great Wall of China	4	1.25 / match	9
Christian Dark Ages	1	3 / match	3
Julius Caesar	1	6 / match	3

Records

Holder	Date	Record	Match
/his/ (Tied)	May 6, 2016	Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5.	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute).	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes).	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes).	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/

Rivalries


The Spooker Bowl Both boards like dusty old books, but whose are better? In a /his/toric first Babby match, the goals poured in for /lit/ until >HRE fought back to turn what would have been a humiliating defeat into a narrow 5-6 loss.
0-0-1


The Edgelord Derby Most people got tired of /pol/'s right-wing shitposting. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities. The edgelords of /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to Donald Trump and other wingnuts. What cucks. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
0-0-0

Gallery

"Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."

— DrBorisG, 2016

>HRE smugly celebrating a goal
Great defense, /otherteam/ :^)
L'capitan dribbling up the pitch
Born to feel
>Propoganda following the /his/ vs. /lit/ match

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+| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H|2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H]]
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+| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H|2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H]]
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-|<small></small>
+|<small><!-- Goalscorers {{goal|minute||}}--></small>
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-| November 6, 2016
+| November 6, 2016 @ {{time|20|00}}
 | {{team away|wg}}
-| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H]]
+| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H|2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H]]
 | align=center|TBD
-|<small></small>
+|<small><!-- Goalscorers {{goal|minute||}}--></small>
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 | April 15, 2016
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-| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B]]
+| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B|2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B]]
 | align=center|4-1 W
 |<small>{{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}} {{goal|45+1||56||73||}}<br> Bismarck {{goal|64}}</small>
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 | April 16, 2016
 | {{team away|co}}
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+| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B|2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B]]
 | align=center|4-1 W
 |<small>{{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}} {{goal|17||66}}<br> Bismarck {{goal|33}}<br> Vlad the Implier {{goal|36}}</small>
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 | April 17, 2016
 | {{team away|toy}}
-| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B]]
+| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B|2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B]]
 | align=center|1-3 L
 |<small>{{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}} {{goal|64}}</small>
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 | {{team away|lit}}
-| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C]]
+| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group C|2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C]]
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 |<small>{{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}} {{goal|44||45||49||54||73}}
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 | May 8, 2016
 | {{team away|o}}
-| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C]]
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 | May 14, 2016
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+| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group C|2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group C]]
 | align=center|3-2 W
 |<small>Bismarck {{goal|30||}} <br> {{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}} {{goal|43||66}}</small>

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