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Not long after the great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan, the anons of this new board came together to form themselves a team to represent them in the 4chan Cup.
After a successful run in the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers by winning 2 games and having 1 draw, the /his/torians are ready to advance to the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup .
Exports
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Tactical Export || Aesthetic Export || Music Export
Roster
- Main Article: /his/ roster
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History
2016 Spring Campaign
Founded in Fall 2015, /his/ had their first official match in the 2016 Spring Fetus against the shitposters of /v/. The /v/irgins struck first as a blue hedgehog flew across the field, but >HRE rallied the /his/torians just before the half to tie the game. Then, in a moment of pure spaghetti, the /int/ manager went too far with his meme tactics and sent /v/ into disarray, which gave >HRE a hat-trick and Bismarck a goal of his own. First match, first hat-trick, first win, 4-1 /his/.
/his/ would also deliver a 4-1 shellacking to /co/, but fall to /toy/ in a disappointing 1-3 loss. In spite of failing to master-race Group B, /his/ would still qualify for the Spring Babby as the second best team in the Fetus.
In the Babby Cup, /his/ first faced /lit/ in Group C, where a floundering defense gave up 5 goals before the half. The resolute >HRE refused to give up, however, and proceeded to go on a scoring rampage of 5 goals in 29 minutes. Two miscues from Bismarck and Mosley denied /his/ an equalizer, but the team had turned a 0-5 game into a 5-6 loss.
Scoring was not as plentiful in the match against /o/, where /his/ would be shutout in a 0-1 loss. Fighting to prevent relegation back to the Fetus, /his/ gave it their all against /cm/ for a 3-2 win, cementing a spot in the Autumn Babby Cup.
2016 Autumn Campaign
/his/ kicked off against Seventh Founding compatriot /p/, with >HRE off to a quick start with a goal in the eighth minute. /p/ would score shortly thereafter, and the teams engaged in an intense back-and-forth before >HRE could find the goal again in the thirty-first minute. Confident they would be going into the half with a 2-1 lead, /his/ was stunned when the referee let /p/ play on past extra time, allowing them to equalize and bring the score to 2-2. The goal killed /his/'s momentum for much of the second half, letting /p/ score two unanswered goals. With substitutions, /his/ attempted a late game rally led by a Napoleon goal, but Julius Caesar, once again unable to hide his autism seen in the high-scoring /his/-/lit/ match, threw a saved ball to /p/'s lead attacker, allowing an easy goal. /his/ would be unable to recover, and scored 2 consolation goals to come away with a 4-5 loss.
The next match /his/ played against /int/, Spurdo Sparde in the 7th minute quickly broke though /his/ defense lines and scored. Then the game dragged on with neither of the teams able to score. In the next half-time >Holy>Roman>Empire equalized the score. In the end the /int/ players were getting fatigued with Remove Kebab getting a yellow card and Proofs? getting a red card. In the end the game ended in a draw.
The /his/ command has realized that their situation was dire, they needed to win against /wg/ in order to advance or lose and be sent to the Fetus. The defense was holding well until the end of the 1st half on the 44th minute Cunt Destroyer scored. In the 2nd half the prospect of winning looked bad, and these hopes were shattered when Cunt Destroyer scored again on the 58th minute. Wounds were made deeper when Jeff Goldblum scored at the 78 minute. /his/ ended the Autumn Cup in last place in the group and went to the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers.
2017 Spring Campaign
Regaining lost territory
The first match was against the gays of /lgbt/. In the first half Bismark showed his superior Prussian skills by scoring 2 goals at 21st and 30th minute. In second half the gays were starting to gain ground scoring 2 goals. But >>Holy>Roman>Empire went thought the enemy lines and scored securing /his/ first win.
The second match was against /wsg/. In the first half >>Holy>Roman>Empire scored a goal and after that no advances were made. In the second half /his/ held their ground and in the end >>Holy>Roman>Empire and Napoleon scored ending the match with a clean sheet.
Morale was high and the team was preparing for the last match against the fa/tg/uys of /tg/. The battle was fierce as the enemy's defensive line was holding any kind of attack, to make things worse on the 21st minute Los Tiburon found and exploited the weakness in /his/ defense. The /his/torians were pushing hard to equalize, but they couldn't break it until >>Holy>Roman>Empire scored at the 89th minute. The battle ended in a stalemate.
Match Log
Recent & Upcoming Official Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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April 28, 2017 | /lgbt/ | 2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A | 3-2 W | Bismarck 21', 30' >Holy >Roman >Empire 68' | |
April 29, 2017 | /wsg/ | 2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A | 3-0 W | 13', 76' >Holy >Roman >Empire 89' Napoleon | |
April 30, 2017 | /tg/ | 2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A | 1-1 D | >Holy >Roman >Empire 89' | |
May 12, 2017 | /mlp/ | 2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B | 2-1 W | 12', 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire | Video |
May 14, 2017 | /sci/ | 2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B | 4-3 W | Vlad The Implier 5' >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+0' Bismarck 74', 90+5' |
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May 20, 2017 | /n/ | 2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B | 2-3 L | 87' Bomber Harris 90+6' Anarcho-Memeism |
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Previous Official Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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April 15, 2016 | /v/ | 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B | 4-1 W | >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1', 56', 73' Bismarck 64' |
April 16, 2016 | /co/ | 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B | 4-1 W | >Holy>Roman>Empire 17', 66' Bismarck 33' Vlad the Implier 36' |
April 17, 2016 | /toy/ | 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B | 1-3 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire 64' |
May 6, 2016 | /lit/ | 2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C | 5-6 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire 44', 45', 49', 54', 73' |
May 8, 2016 | /o/ | 2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C | 0-1 L | |
May 14, 2016 | /cm/ | 2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C | 3-2 W | Bismarck 30' >Holy>Roman>Empire 43', 66' |
October 29, 2016 | /p/ | 2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H | 4-5 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire 8', 31' Napoleon 73' Bismarck 90+4' |
November 4, 2016 | /int/ | 2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H | 1-1 D | >Holy>Roman>Empire 68' |
November 6, 2016 | /wg/ | 2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H | 0-3 L |
Unofficial Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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January 30, 2016 | /trash/ | 2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies | 2-3 L | Rasputin's Dick 21' Bismarck 43' |
January 7, 2017 | /vg/ | 2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-3 L | Bismarck 30' |
Team Statistics
Italics denote retired players
Goalscorers
Player | Goals | Assists |
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>Holy>Roman>Empire | 21 | 2 |
Bismarck | 7 | 6 |
Napoleon | 4 | 7 |
Vlad the Implier | 1 | 3 |
Mongolian Horse Archer | 0 | 2 |
Charlememe | 0 | 1 |
Eternal Anglo | 0 | 1 |
Empire for Sale | 0 | 1 |
Carl von Clausewitz | 0 | 1 |
Goalkeepers
Player | Starts | Goals Allowed | Saves | Clean Sheets |
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Great Wall of China | 5 | 1.25 / match | 11 | 0 |
Julius Caesar | 3 | 5.3333333333333 / match | 5 | 0 |
Christian Dark Ages | 5 | 2.3333333333333 / match | 10 | 1 |
Records
Holder | Date | Record | Match |
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/his/ (Tied) | May 6, 2016 | Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5. | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/ |
>Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute). | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/ |
>Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes). | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/ |
>Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes). | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/ |
Rivalries
The Spooker Bowl
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The Edgelord Derby Most people got tired of /pol/'s right-wing shitposting. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities. The edgelords of /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to Donald Trump and other wingnuts. What cucks. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. |
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Gallery
- "Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."
- — DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers
- — DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers
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