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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |WHAT AN UPSET NO ONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING WE'RE GOING TO GAME 5 GET READY FOR SOME SILVER SCRAPES | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |WHAT AN UPSET NO ONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING WE'RE GOING TO GAME 5 GET READY FOR SOME SILVER SCRAPES | ||
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |{{Position| | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |{{Position|CB}} | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |[[File:Tyler1.jpg|125px]] | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |[[File:Tyler1.jpg|125px]] | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |''' | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |'''POST JHIN''' | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" | | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |Jhinfags invading the thread and splerging over their beloved serial killer. Totally not Jhin behind the computer screen splerging over himself. | ||
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |{{Position|CB}} | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |{{Position|CB}} | ||
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |{{Position|CB}} | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |{{Position|CB}} | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |[[File:dodge_the_spears.gif|125px]] | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |[[File:dodge_the_spears.gif|125px]] | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |''' | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |'''{{greentext|LULUFAGS}}''' | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" | | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |I want to go swimming in Lulu. | ||
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |{{Position| | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |[[File:Lyte.jpg|125px]] | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |[[File:Lyte.jpg|125px]] | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |''' | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |'''XAYAH ESTUP''' | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" | | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |Silly boys, rawr~ ;3 | ||
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |{{Position| | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |{{Position|LMF}} | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |[[File:METAGOLEM.jpg|125px]] | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |[[File:METAGOLEM.jpg|125px]] | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |''' | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |'''JENSEN''' | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" | | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |There's not much else to say here. | ||
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |{{Position| | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |{{Position|RMF}} | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |[[File: | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |[[File:free_stats.png|125px]] | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |''' | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |'''F-FREE STATS?''' | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" | | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center" |YEP. FREE STATS. | ||
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|style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" |{{Position| | |style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" |{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" |[[File: | |style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" |[[File:Killingmachine.png|125px]] | ||
|style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" |''' | |style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" |'''KILLING MACHINE''' | ||
|style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" | | |style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" |You don't understand, with the right items Warwick becomes unstoppable. A killing machine. I get fed every game I play him because he is that good. | ||
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|style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" |{{Position| | |style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" |{{Position|AMF}} | ||
|style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" |[[File: | |style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" |[[File:File:Sex_king.jpg|125px]] | ||
|style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" |''' | |style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" |'''SEX KING''' | ||
|style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" | | |style="background:#BFBFBF;" align="center" |SEX KING IS COMING. SEX KING IS COMING. SEX KING IS COMING. | ||
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|style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" |{{Position| | |style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" |{{Position|CF}} | ||
|style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" |[[File:riven_mains.jpg|125px]] | |style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" |[[File:riven_mains.jpg|125px]] | ||
|style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" |'''{{greentext|riven mains}}''' | |style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" |'''{{greentext|riven mains}}''' | ||
|style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" |The most annoying fanbase in the game. | |style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" |The most annoying fanbase in the game. | ||
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|style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" |{{Position| | |style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" |{{Position|SS}} | ||
|style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" |[[File: | |style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" |[[File:nicegamelolbabbies.png|125px]] | ||
|style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" |''' | |style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" |'''UHHH LOLBABS?''' | ||
|style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" | | |style="background:#d3ae38;" align="center" |You can't defend this. You literally cannot defend such a shit gameplay decision. Play a real man's game, like DOTA 2. | ||
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|style="background:#95B3D7;"align="center" colspan="4"|<h3>Bench</h3> | |style="background:#95B3D7;"align="center" colspan="4"|<h3>Bench</h3> |
Revision as of 05:05, 26 June 2017
The /lolg/ roster as of /vg/ League 6
Current Roster
Starting XI | |||||
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THE SCRIPT | WHAT AN UPSET NO ONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING WE'RE GOING TO GAME 5 GET READY FOR SOME SILVER SCRAPES | |||
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POST JHIN | Jhinfags invading the thread and splerging over their beloved serial killer. Totally not Jhin behind the computer screen splerging over himself. | |||
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BandleBro | Greatest drawfag to ever grace /lolg/. Best girl in Diamond who draws Yordles. | |||
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>LULUFAGS | I want to go swimming in Lulu. | |||
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XAYAH ESTUP | Silly boys, rawr~ ;3 | |||
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JENSEN | There's not much else to say here. | |||
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F-FREE STATS? | YEP. FREE STATS. | |||
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KILLING MACHINE | You don't understand, with the right items Warwick becomes unstoppable. A killing machine. I get fed every game I play him because he is that good. | |||
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File:File:Sex king.jpg | SEX KING | SEX KING IS COMING. SEX KING IS COMING. SEX KING IS COMING. | ||
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>riven mains | The most annoying fanbase in the game. | |||
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UHHH LOLBABS? | You can't defend this. You literally cannot defend such a shit gameplay decision. Play a real man's game, like DOTA 2. | |||
Bench | |||||
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HotshotGG | Our guy George defeats the script and puts Reginald and Doublelift in the trash. He does it all. | |||
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FUNSUCKER | CertainlyT brings us an AD Carry that does everything an AD Carry can do and does it the best. All hail the funsucker. | |||
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PIZZA DE CHAM | YOU SHOULD HAVE WANTED A PIECE OF THE CHAMP | |||
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me | "Alright /lolg/, which one of you fuckers was this?" "me" "me" "me" "me" | |||
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BREAST WAIFU | Fucking Sonafags. | |||
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>LULUFAGS | Ban this sick filth. | |||
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/lolg/ was wrong again | Listening to /lolg/'s advice will lead you straight to Challenger. Trust us. | |||
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>EU SCENE | >Lose to every other team except EU >G2-8 >EU SCENE | |||
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GROSSCUCK | >pay for girls you don't even know >get cucked by pro players >cry on your own stream about it >get banned from twitch | |||
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Krepedo | OLD ENOUGH TO COUNT OLD ENOUGH TO MOUNT IF IT BLEEDS IT BREEDS | |||
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BASED MANG | Christian "TheRainMan" Kahmann will stand up for all of us shitters from his platinum 5 throne and save NA. Also permabanned by Rito. | |||
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SEX KING | He's coming. From the bench, but he's still coming. |
Previous Players
Pos. | Picture | Name | Description | ||
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>me unga >team bunga | >me unga >team bunga >lose game | |||
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META GAME | Daily reminder that not following the meta will get you banned. | |||
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SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | FUCKING TANKS GET THE FUCK OFF MY JUNGLE | |||
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>NA SCENE | >team open mid >memeortals >constantly losing games | |||
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FOR MY FATHER (THE KING) | Always in the meta. Flag, drag, and dunk shitters. | |||
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TOP LEP | >THE LITERAL CITY OF EU | |||
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I WAS BOTTOM | YOU IDIOTS | |||
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>0-10 | >play 9 games >manage to lose 10 >lose to brazil >NA SCENE | |||
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M E M E P I C K S | If you know you're too shit to win, might as well pick something retarded to confuse the enemy. | |||
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JELLYMAD | hehehe ever look up to a yordle | |||
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THE ORDER IS GIVEN | SHURIMA SHUFFLE | |||
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EDGEMASTER | Aatrox, an edgy champion for edgy people. | |||
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DEPTHS | Nautilus is probably the best champion to play if you want your team to | |||
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>CLG | >win LCS >go to worlds >get easiest group >lose to BRs >don't advance >bench your best players >CLG | |||
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UNBENCH THE KENCH | UNBENCH THE KENCH UNLOAD THE TOAD UNCLOG THE FROG UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT PERMIT THE KERMIT |