/lolg/ Roster

The /lolg/ roster as of /vg/ League 16

Current Roster

Starting XI
Pos.	Picture	Name	Description
GK		OPEN MID	Fuck this brain dead team. If only that stubborn support wouldn't keep voting no, I could have been in another game by now. PLEASE push down mid and finish the game.
CB		F-FREE STATS?	YEP. FREE STATS.
CB		SAD CROC	Feels bad man...
CB		I WANT TO GO SWIMMING IN LULU	Fucking lulufags
DMF		KILLING MACHINE	You don't understand, with the right items Warwick becomes unstoppable. A killing machine. I get fed every game I play him because he is that good.
DMF		NICE FEET	"I want to suck on Zoe's toes and lick her feet all the way up to her tight space C****." -Feetposter
CMF		ff15	Down 10 cs after 10 minutes? ff15...Gave up first blood? ff15...Took first 2 drakes instead of securing top scuttle? ff15...
CMF		>riven mains	The most annoying fanbase in the game.
AMF		UHHH LOLBABS?	You can't defend this. You literally cannot defend such a shit gameplay decision. Play a real man's game, like DOTA 2.
AMF		FAKER	THE GOAT!, The best the best can get, The "Lionel Messi of League of Legends"
CF		TOPLANE IMPACT	The island. The fact that you can leave top alone for an entire game and they will still be as useful as if you camped for them all game, is why top lane is SO impactful.
Bench
GK		BREAST WAIFU	Xth for Breast Metal Waifu.
CB		TYLER1	I sexually identify as tyler1. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running it down mid and typing "hehe xd" to boosted animals. People say to me that a beta becoming an alpha god is impossible and that I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care, I’m an alpha. I’m having an engineer install a McChicken dispenser and an Oreo McFlury maker in my room. From now on I want you guys to call me “tyler1” and respect my right to catch axes and flame needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re an dravenphobe and need to check your alpha privilege. hehe xd.
CB		TONS OF DAMAGE	Remember to buy trinity force to do TONES OF DAMAGE
CB		META GAME	Daily reminder that not following the meta will get you banned.
LB		>NA	>team open mid >memeortals >constantly losing games
CB		HAHAHA *SPLAT*	le balanced ninja of shadows: Cleanse required Edition
DMF		POST BUTT	I need more pictures of that posterior.
DMF		LITERALLY YASUO	>yasuo mains Truly a life changing experience.
DMF		>SCISSORS	The new champ in town, armed with nothing but a pair of scissors. Nothing more fun then banning the newest champ in draft and watching the Gwencucks get mad.
DMF		THIS TEITCH	Playing lol just like a MMO? GENIUS I TELL YOU!
SS		SEX KING	SEX KING IS COMING. SEX KING IS COMING. SEX KING IS COMING.
CF		UNBENCH THE KENCH	UNBENCH THE KENCH UNLOAD THE TOAD UNCLOG THE FROG UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT PERMIT THE KERMIT UNROLL THE TADPOLE UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT UNSTICK THE LICK UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN UNMUTE THE NEWT DEFOG THE POLLIWOG

Previous Players

Pos.	Picture	Name	Description
GK		>me unga >team bunga	>me unga >team bunga >lose game
GK		FUNSUCKER	CertainlyT brings us an AD Carry that does everything an AD Carry can do and does it the best. All hail the funsucker.
GK		THE SCRIPT	WHAT AN UPSET NO ONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING WE'RE GOING TO GAME 5 GET READY FOR SOME SILVER SCRAPES
GK		ANTHONY BURCH	At least you're not Anthony Burch. Now hired by Riot edition.
LB		SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE	FUCKING TANKS GET THE FUCK OFF MY JUNGLE
LB		FOR MY FATHER (THE KING)	Always in the meta. Flag, drag, and dunk shitters.
CB		TOP LEP	>THE LITERAL CITY OF EU
CB		I WAS BOTTOM	YOU IDIOTS
CB		BASED MANG	Christian "TheRainMan" Kahmann will stand up for all of us shitters from his platinum 5 throne and save NA. Also permabanned by Rito.
CB		>0-10	>play 9 games >manage to lose 10 >lose to brazil >NA SCENE
CB		me	"Alright /lolg/, which one of you fuckers was this?" "me" "me" "me" "me"
CB		M E M E P I C K S	If you know you're too shit to win, might as well pick something retarded to confuse the enemy.
CB		dodge the spears :^)	Nidalee spears aren't OP, just dodge them :^)
CB		POST JHIN	Jhinfags invading the thread and splerging over their beloved serial killer. Totally not Jhin behind the computer screen splerging over himself.
CB		BANDLEBRO	Greatest drawfag to ever grace /lolg/. Best girl in Diamond who draws Yordles.
CB		JELLYMAD	hehehe ever look up to a yordle
CB		Lyte	Absolute cuck in charge of dealing with toxic behavior in League of Legends. >muh PhD
CB		THE ORDER IS GIVEN	SHURIMA SHUFFLE
RB		/lolg/ was wrong again	Listening to /lolg/'s advice will lead you straight to Challenger. Trust us.
RB		EDGEMASTER	Aatrox, an edgy champion for edgy people.
DMF		DEPTHS	Nautilus is probably the best champion to play if you want your team to lose WIN the game.
DMF		>CLG	>win LCS >go to worlds >get easiest group >lose to BRs >don't advance >bench your best players >CLG
DMF		GROSSCUCK	>pay for girls you don't even know >get cucked by pro players >cry on your own stream about it >get banned from twitch
DMF		Krepedo	OLD ENOUGH TO COUNT OLD ENOUGH TO MOUNT IF IT BLEEDS IT BREEDS
LMF		XAYAH ESTUP	Silly boys, rawr~ ;3
LMF		JENSEN	FF PLEASE.
LMF		>EU SCENE	>Lose to every other team except EU >G2-8 >EU SCENE
LMF		>MARKSMAN SEASON	ADC IN 2017 LUL
RMF		HotshotGG	Our guy George defeats the script and puts Reginald and Doublelift in the trash. He does it all.
RMF		PLATSHITTER	#FreeTomoka
RMF		PIZZA DE CHAM	WHO WANTS A PIZZA DE CHAM?
RMF		METAGOLEM	Spirit Visage, Sunfire, Iceborn, Titty Hydra, Swifties. Every game. On every champion.