/lolg/ Roster

The /lolg/ roster as of /vg/ League 6

Current Roster

Starting XI
Pos.	Picture	Name	Description
GK		THE SCRIPT	WHAT AN UPSET NO ONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING WE'RE GOING TO GAME 5 GET READY FOR SOME SILVER SCRAPES
CB		POST JHIN	Jhinfags invading the thread and splerging over their beloved serial killer. Totally not Jhin behind the computer screen splerging over himself.
CB		BandleBro	Greatest drawfag to ever grace /lolg/. Best girl in Diamond who draws Yordles.
CB		>LULUFAGS	I want to go swimming in Lulu.
DMF		XAYAH ESTUP	Silly boys, rawr~ ;3
LMF		JENSEN	FF PLEASE.
RMF		F-FREE STATS?	YEP. FREE STATS.
CMF		KILLING MACHINE	You don't understand, with the right items Warwick becomes unstoppable. A killing machine. I get fed every game I play him because he is that good.
AMF		SEX KING	SEX KING IS COMING. SEX KING IS COMING. SEX KING IS COMING.
SS		UHHH LOLBABS?	You can't defend this. You literally cannot defend such a shit gameplay decision. Play a real man's game, like DOTA 2.
CF		>riven mains	The most annoying fanbase in the game.
Bench
GK		ANTHONY BURCH	At least you're not Anthony Burch. Now hired by Riot edition.
CB		TYLER1	I sexually identify as tyler1. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running it down mid and typing "hehe xd" to boosted animals. People say to me that a beta becoming an alpha god is impossible and that I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care, I’m an alpha. I’m having an engineer install a McChicken dispenser and an Oreo McFlury maker in my room. From now on I want you guys to call me “tyler1” and respect my right to catch axes and flame needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re an dravenphobe and need to check your alpha privilege. hehe xd.
CB		BASED MANG	Christian "TheRainMan" Kahmann will stand up for all of us shitters from his platinum 5 throne and save NA. Also permabanned by Rito.
CB		BREAST WAIFU	Xth for Breast Metal Waifu.
DMF		>EU SCENE	>Lose to every other team except EU >G2-8 >EU SCENE
DMF		>MARKSMAN SEASON	ADC IN 2017 LUL
CMF		GROSSCUCK	>pay for girls you don't even know >get cucked by pro players >cry on your own stream about it >get banned from twitch
CMF		Krepedo	OLD ENOUGH TO COUNT OLD ENOUGH TO MOUNT IF IT BLEEDS IT BREEDS
AMF		BASED MANG	Christian "TheRainMan" Kahmann will stand up for all of us shitters from his platinum 5 throne and save NA. Also permabanned by Rito.
AMF		SEX KING	He's coming. From the bench, but he's still coming.

Previous Players

Pos.	Picture	Name	Description
GK		>me unga >team bunga	>me unga >team bunga >lose game
LB		META GAME	Daily reminder that not following the meta will get you banned.
LB		SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE	FUCKING TANKS GET THE FUCK OFF MY JUNGLE
LB		>NA SCENE	>team open mid >memeortals >constantly losing games
LB		FOR MY FATHER (THE KING)	Always in the meta. Flag, drag, and dunk shitters.
CB		TOP LEP	>THE LITERAL CITY OF EU
CB		I WAS BOTTOM	YOU IDIOTS
CB		>0-10	>play 9 games >manage to lose 10 >lose to brazil >NA SCENE
CB		M E M E P I C K S	If you know you're too shit to win, might as well pick something retarded to confuse the enemy.
RB		JELLYMAD	hehehe ever look up to a yordle
RB		THE ORDER IS GIVEN	SHURIMA SHUFFLE
RB		EDGEMASTER	Aatrox, an edgy champion for edgy people.
DMF		DEPTHS	Nautilus is probably the best champion to play if you want your team to lose WIN the game.
DMF		>CLG	>win LCS >go to worlds >get easiest group >lose to BRs >don't advance >bench your best players >CLG
AMF		UNBENCH THE KENCH	UNBENCH THE KENCH UNLOAD THE TOAD UNCLOG THE FROG UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT PERMIT THE KERMIT